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NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 1:50pm On Jun 17, 2012
ujchief: Nelly just found his way to da big houz! O.m.G! I must hav missed a lot last nite...
yes o.. Ma able chief...

Finally found my way...
But it wasnt an easy ordeal o!
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 1:47pm On Jun 17, 2012
Okoya: Chief wetin dey do u? Dis "hornie" get as e be oooo
Why not honey?
lolx..
I been think say na only me dey see d thing o
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 12:16am On Jun 17, 2012
sigba: Nelly sweerie. You rock. Wish you happy readin. You shall pursue, overtake and join us soon.grin
AMEN O!!!! Lolz

or u could debrief me over supper 2mao (i already promised anitank lunch)
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 12:12am On Jun 17, 2012
Loskee: hah, i am so getting one plush pillow from the house o... you are so going to need a pillow
see Okoya and teddy bear lol!!! bomboy dey worry you abi?
wait o!
So you're indeed serious about dis pillow business?!!!! Ha!
Cant even imagine myself stuffing apillow into my bag o.
Hrd we'll need a pillow case, buh not a pillow itself.
Well maybe i wasnt payn attention.

Could u bring 2 to d camp abeg? I'll buy one from u when we get thr. And maybe sell it back to u at half d price after d stay..
Watchya say?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 12:08am On Jun 17, 2012
bukkylois: Dey r all in d bag*wink*
wat kinda 'provision' did u get?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 12:04am On Jun 17, 2012
fashrola: Viewing this topic: emmy99 ( m ), bukkylois ( f ), jtkoko9 ( f ), flairlady ( f ), nell07 ( m ), jazbah ( m ), fashrola ( m ), anuz , dennisbee ( m ) and 3 guest(s)

Hmmm bukkylois, flairlady, nelly07 I dey see una ooo... And Jtkoko9? Dis name sounds new here pls can u come to d stage and introduce urself? And d other 3 fence-sitters make una jump down here and join us or else if I catch u eh I'll frog jump and forward-roll una
u're visible too. My oga
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 12:02am On Jun 17, 2012
dennisbee: Rotflmfao. ‎​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)).
I just embarrassed myself in public rite now. Kai! Nell, u're bad. See as i dey laff like mumu for here. Everybody jst left wht they were doing and started looking @ me. Abeg no come let people thnk say I be mad man oohh. Chai!
Seriously, you need to consider writing a book. You're GOOD!!!!
*takes off hat n bows*
thank yu sire.
U're welcome to d big house
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 11:38pm On Jun 16, 2012
anuz: Sir, I hail U o. I remain loyal. Hope to knw u beta.
same here.
Well, time shall tell.
Cos obviously we wont be stayn un dis house after pg 100.

U hav my respect too mr Aanu
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 11:29pm On Jun 16, 2012
bukkylois: Finished my shopping today...to God be d glory, am all set n ready to go....my bag big die...lemme show u guys
ummm.. Pls jst outa curiosity...
Wat n wat do u hav in dat baghuh?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 8:35pm On Jun 16, 2012
anitank: ROTFLMFAOMMTAGCBSWU!!!!!!!!!!!!! gringrin
hehe... Dat must be wat they mean by laughing in fowl language grin

i hrd u asked after me...... I'm buying u lunch 2mao.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 8:31pm On Jun 16, 2012
[quote author=T.stone]Welcome back bro. I see you.[/quote]u have my solid respect bro.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2012
SECONDLY...
I must commend una typing skillz. kAI!

Y'all would never imagine my confusion when i came back and found almost 10 unread pages. But did i give up, no. I just started reading gradually....

Then when i had just abuh 5pages left, i got busy wit some cooncerns n came back a few days later to see i'm behind by more than 10 pages again, but did I give up? No, but Almost.
I started reading again even stayed up late, reading as if i was studyin for another post UME.... At a point i got excited dat i was gonna catch up soon, and even started skipping posts.lol (no blame me jooor!!)

but guess wat i saw when i came to d last pagehuh? shocked "THREAD CLOSED"!!!!!!!!!
Choi! That was when i looked around and saw dat d house was empty and even swept clean... D only things left were NAIJAOBI's green boxers and LOSKEE's old toothbrush .
Mehn!!! If u've ever travelled from d east to lagos and on ur way u came out after going to pee or eat at a stop.. And found out dat d bus left without u.. Then u'll understand haw i felt dat nyt.

But did i give up?... Not yet. Afterall i be man abi?
So i collected d new address and entered 'ABIA LINE' sharply begin come.
Already i was feeling all let down and abandoned. And swearing to myself never to stay more than 3pages behind... Till i came to d new house and wat was d first thing i saw pg 60!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At dis point, u'd be silly to ask if I gave up....lolx. Of course i did!!! But i didnt stop thr. As i come peep from d window, e come be like say dem dey hold crusade for inside... Na im i just arrange pillow for ground, faint.

Some guests woke me up wit enuf buckets of H20. But i just turnrd bak n went away. How i wan take read 60smthn pages!!!!!!?? Where i wan start??!!!

Buh i'm here now....
To give honor to whom it is due.
And dat goes to everyone who made d old house a success.,, members n guests alike.
Y'all are amazing ppl.
A family away from home.... Truth be told.
Even if i dont get my choice state, i'll be satisfied to have met such a gweat pipo as y'all
i can see d new thread is almost hitting a 100pg barrier. So we should start scouting for d new location on time, so dat no one else will be taken unawares like i was..lol

i hail d new members...
Xpecially dat anuz dude..
Y'all re most welcome.

I must also mention dat i've only read d first few pges of d new thrd. So i may havta lie low till i've come abreast with current events and past activities...

@zeros, shy n all executives.
I commot my papaz cap o.

@Tete n NAncie..
Y'all re d best
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 7:28pm On Jun 16, 2012
first of all...
I owe a huge apology to my boss, ABBASUFFI..... I wasnt supposed to neglect my duty and abandon my post. No worry, i go buy u cold beer grin
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2012
anuz: mayb later. Nt nw
my guy wan go do platic suegery first..grin
nurrn does u bro.
Bet yo face lwookz lyk ur name.
#jst kiddn#
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by nell07(m): 7:20pm On Jun 16, 2012
Okoya: Couldn't see ur face clearly... Upload it here
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 9:47am On Jun 11, 2012
naijaobi: DO YOU KNOW THAT: 95% people at some point in their life have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out.
ARE U AMONG? grin grin grin grin grin
*in maria carey's voice* guuuiiiiltttiiiieeeee grin grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 8:48pm On Jun 10, 2012
bukkylois: Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety
thank God for u dear one.

Dont worry, he'll continue to keep u n ur ppl safe
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 2:37pm On Jun 10, 2012
ok fellaz..... I'm officially Distraught!

Where is teteyaks na?

@teteyaks... Abeg na say smthing.
I miss u.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 2:03pm On Jun 10, 2012
sigba: Lol. I'll pray over it. Just Gimme 40days.
grin grin
wwwwiickkkkkkkeeeeeeeddd grin grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 2:01pm On Jun 10, 2012
Edukelly: [color=#000099][/color] OMG, I HATE DIS thread NOW. ђã†̥s U̶̲̥̅̊ GUYS TURNiNG DIS INTO. I TAUGHT THE topic Ȋ̝̊̅§ ABOUT nysc BAtCH B 2012. ђã†̥ kind OF Discable Act Ȋ̝̊̅§ Dis. Ooo. Dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ fragile. Pls U̶̲̥̅̊ guys SHoULd be more professional.
guy.. Either ur hand dey pain u..or u get serious headache...lolz.

Na experience we take dey manage undastand dis ur post sef. grin
Commot hia joor
*pulls koboko from under his flat matress*
let me catch u dia!!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 8:35am On Jun 10, 2012
Abbasufi: I GET U, I DON PRAY FOR ANYBODY TO COM UP HERE O.GOOD MONIN DOCTOR L. & DEN GOOD MONIN TO ALL
fer realz!?
Now datz some brutal honesty?
Buh then again, i'm sure there must be a couple of things a corper stands to enjoy or benefit from ur state.
I mean, there's no place widout pros n cons right.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 2:02am On Jun 10, 2012
nnah mehn!! Bikonu whearis TETEYAKS.

Yaks dear! I command u to show yursef joor!
I refuse to be forced to miss u dis way!!!!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 1:55am On Jun 10, 2012
Loskee: nna, guy, this your english mehn, na ching chong hwa oooo!!! shocked shocked shocked huh shocked shocked shocked
*struggling to keep from bursting into laffter*

t..tt...tttt....tttttt....tttttt...ttttehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh....
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 1:51am On Jun 10, 2012
Loskee: nell07, YOU ARE JUST THE BEST... THANKYOU FOR HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, FOR PUTTING A SQUARE PEG IN A SQUARE HOLE, FOR UPGRADING THE LAZY ONES, FOR MAKING THE UNINFORMED ENLIGHTENED,
FOR..................................
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON...
3 WORDS FOR YOU NELLIE-- YOU TOO GBASKI!!!
fnkz boo.
U sef TOO LOSKEE grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 8:26pm On Jun 09, 2012
ujchief: this is the first tribal bashing i'm seeing on this thread! Soo sad, we've set a standard that we were proud of, a thread different from what u see in nairaland, alas, someone just proved us wrong. I'm soo sad, why nau? Why did u hav to mess up our thread, pls, whos this? Oga 9-z, t.stone, moshood, naijaobi, shy, loskee, eze, okoya, i'm soo sad!
cmon guys..
It'll be childish to get worked-up ova a thoughtless remark from a single person.
Besides dis dude probably didnt mean it d way it sounded. Dat barcanaija guy actually used to be an indoor member at d initial stage of dis thread.

@barca...
Guy haba nau!
Jx aplogise 2d thread n we'll all shake handz. No long thing.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 8:06pm On Jun 09, 2012
sigba: Why not share what u've got about NYSC, if you've been followin this thread from the begining u'll see that there's nothing we've not asked and answered, we've exhausted the discussion and this is our creative way of keepin the thread alive, infact, to me, this thread is more than NYSC aspirants meeting point, i've made cool friends here and i dont blame myself of being hooked to this thread. I'm not suprised that u re on "peeping things" cos u know that of a truth, the thread is smoking, if you cant beat us, pls join us, but if u think peeping is best for u, u re free to peep but pls dont accuse us for derailing cos we re still on track.
One Love to all our peeping guests.grin
i feel u milady grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 4:57pm On Jun 09, 2012
bukkylois: Just because of u uncle t I no vex again
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

alright then, i will call bak my lawyer to cancel.

But wat about d money i already deposited wit him nau huh grin huh
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 4:52pm On Jun 09, 2012
Barcanaija: my guy help me tell dem o.some use d thread nw dy learn how to dy chyk gals,i tire 4 dem.na peepin tinz nw we don leave d thread for dem nw until it comes to its former glory wia nysc related infos r shared.
oga barca.
If u've been around as u claim, u would've observed that this is a waiting stage.
We got thru d doubt of batch B existence. Then we got thru d anxiety of being mobilised,
and when that was settled, we all put heads together to decide d best states for us (for those who wanna influence theirs anyway)
and now dat d heat is over, we've had a couple of well-meaning thread members provide us an exhaustive list of items u might wanna purchase in preparation fer camp, and DAT IS WAT U SHOULD BE DOING NOW.

Postings hav been 'OFFICIALLY' concluded and now we re waiting wit much hope for d call up notes to be delivered to d skls... If u paid any attention, u'd notice dat some have already started making plans to go bak to skl for "statement of result" etc.

Whatever drama u see playing itself out on here is merely a waiting tactics, and a way to take d anxiety of posting out of our minds. And a way to keep the thread alive so it doesnt die before callup letters have been recieved. So, i think u should be commending the ppl who take their time to come here and chip in their 2cents so as to keep the thread from hitting a dead end.

And moreover dis is a great time to get to know ur colleagues. Fraternisation is a priceless concept that can never be overmphasised. Well i'm sorry if NOone has advised u on d need for networking huh
And if u think there's any issue that is yet to be tackled concerning NYSC, WHY NOT JUST BRING IT UP and then we'll look into it together huh huh

Justmyopinionsha grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 3:32pm On Jun 09, 2012
Okoya: Ndi Igbo?
lmao!
If u noticed, i used :
haba (hausa)
kilode(yoruba) &
ngwa(igbo) ALL IN D SAME post.

So why would u pick 'igbo'? grin
well i guess u cant hide d sunrise can u? grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 3:27pm On Jun 09, 2012
bukkylois: Hmmmm ok u r forgiven, wonder y pple fink gals r all boobs n face n not brains*thinking aloud*
COS WE SEEEE D BOSOM AND FACE na!!!!!!

Abi guys, how many of una don see gel brain befur? grin
or anybady's for dat matta sef huh

Hehehe..gels, sorry fer sounding blunt, but nell believes in EVIDENCE (the visible).. And i'm sure most guys do too (dats for those wey go gree talk true like me sha)
now its UP TO YOU to convince ME about d COVERT (hidden/Obscure) grin

and since most ladies have given us d undeniable impression that THEY INDEED CONSIDER THEIR BoO:BS AND FACE THEIR GREATEST ASSETS AND STRENGTHS.... Would u think otherwise if u were a guy? Tawk true jooor grin

well i'm glad fer chics like yhu who realise that a person's value lies beyond what meets the eyes (i hope u dont assess guys physically ursef o huh)
maybe there's still hope for our generation afterall grin grin.
Welldone sis, u just earned my respect....or have u? huh grin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 3:12pm On Jun 09, 2012
bukkylois: Hmmmm I don vex, make all of una no talk to me...I mean d guys, including u zeros
haba? Kilode? Wetin hapun?
Who annoyed u and how?
Dont ignore my questions o..... Cos nell forbids being punished for crimes he doesnt know about.

Ngwa begin tawk!
Or do i need to get my lawyer? huh
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 1:26pm On Jun 09, 2012
nell07: our bdae gal hasnt shown her face today. Too bahd.. Na so she dey flex d thing reach? grin

wherever u are princess, Nell just paused every activity.... Just to think about yhu. grin grin
my my!!... Guess i spoke a lil too soon grin
hu'z dat sunshine at d window? grin grin

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