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He acts like he knows everything

now i'm confused what's dat supposed to mean. can u believe this is the first conversation i've had wit u. U mistake me 4 some1 else

He hiss like a lady, and he complains a lot

^ ^ ^ na2day why u dey surprise, but what i say is true believe it or not

Actually when i'm pressed to go i'll jumping up and down looking for a book any book or newspaper to read, or my portable dvd if i was in d middle of a movie. Trust me u wouldn't want to go in when i'm done

Another classic from d stables of becomrich


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-410593.0.html

I'm more flirty on NL and talk dirty which is completely opposite my real life personality, actually i'm a good girl , i laugh alot too and it's contagious,lol

mukina2: sabi wetin?

mukina2: sense where?

mukina2: begin for where?

where u go since, mama dey find you. abi na here u dey since dey ask all dis yeye qwetion

Kathy perry- star struck
kathy perry- i kissed a girl

Kathy perry- star struck
kathy perry- i kissed a girl

It's 'Good Friday' today which means 'no s e x' 'no liquor' 'no ciggies' 'no weed' 'no lies' don't do anything to have fun, let make today holy. Have a wonderful 'Good Friday'

what the. . .
today is such weird day i'm going to bed abeg

What a slowpoke
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-423696.0.html

@sjezzy, it's very terrible i wonder what he was thinking. Only a slowpoke that can pull such lame jokes . gawd i can't stop laughing

The president of Nigeria is Yar'adua Goodluck

Award for the worst april fool thread for the day, the winner is- BECOMRICHH what a slowpoke

This is the worst april fool i've read today. . .no substance,not even catchy, this poster must be a slowpoke .Becomrich your nt good at jokes u're unconciously funny only when u post your usual stuffs. try harder next time copy copy . i didnt insult u sha
p.s: ur no 1 fan

Spoilttttttttt dat was mean but i laughed out loud
@topic u and ur bobo are not compatible, wake up and smell the coffee and give urself a break. From ur story maybe its shyness, shakara or plain stupidity dat is worrying both of you.

@ justwise who said life was fair this people aren't just ugly, they're extremely fugly and ulgyness is contagious

^ ^ i'm sure u meant Kosovo and Tpia, lol. Such cute couple

to the east to the west
to the north and south
i met my best friend behind the shop
he bought me ice cream he bought me cake
he took me to my mama shop
mama mama i feel so sick
call the doctor quick quick quick
doctor doctor will i die
if i count up to ten you will feel alright
so 12345678910
>>>>>
are you in the lord's army, yessa (2x)
i will never steal from my mother's pot
tell lies to daddy
beat all my junior ones
i will never fight in my neighbourhood
i am in the lords army, yessa
lngkmfh abeg

to the east to the west
to the north and south
i met my best friend behind the shop
he bought me ice cream he bought me cake
he took me to my mama shop
mama mama i feel so sick
call the doctor quick quick quick
doctor doctor will i die
if i count up to ten you will feel alright
so 12345678910
>>>>>
are you in the lord's army, yessa (2x)
i will never steal from my mother's pot
tell lies to daddy
beat all my junior ones
i will never fight in my neighbourhood
i am in the lords army, yessa
lngkmfh abeg

justwise: From the wedding i attended last wkend.

i didn't know u had such fugly people as friends, now i'm no longer interested to know what u look like .

exactly what i've been trying to say

whatever kiss

deneut: all of this 4rm u

yeah, got a problem wit dat
@topic
introduction
conversation
admiration
intimation

The man claimed to be Jesus Christ, he made that desperate move to save the aircraft from impending crash,lol.
i've heard of jesus of oyingbo, jesus of agege, jesus of oshodi, but jesus of calabar i've heard not.who are thou

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/National/5548587-146/wannabe_saviour_drives_car_into_aircraft.csp

I'm 2 old 4 dis type of joke now, do you want to give me heart attack .

tongue kiss

erection
elongation
insertion
satisfaction