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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Politician: Do Have A Good Laugh by Nellyon(f): 1:34pm On Sep 17, 2010
so so good and long!
Studio CFR:
Where is the joke?
why do you keep saying this? is it supposed to be your own joke to every joke?
Jokes Etc › Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nellyon(f): 1:20pm On Sep 17, 2010
[quote author=sting_224 link=topic=507351.msg6736833#msg6736833 date=1284225866]bless and hope for the day we start seeing new jokes. This is stale[/quote]hellohuh
Studio CFR:
Where is the joke?
hello?
Jokes Etc › Re: We Really Can't Win! by Nellyon(f): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2010
Jezzybrown:
thats the first joke i know that you've ever liked.
true.wonder why that is.
Celebrities › Re: Unveiling Hot Clarence Abiodun Peters by Nellyon(f): 1:05pm On Sep 17, 2010
is he hot cos he is having an affair with the camera? pervert!
Romance › Re: Would U Prefer To Date A Yahoo Yahoo Guy Or A Broke Guy? by Nellyon(f): 12:57pm On Sep 17, 2010
thats a rhetorical question surely.
Celebrities › Re: Taio Cruz A Nigerian. by Nellyon(f): 3:38pm On Sep 15, 2010
Joyblinks
Me saying he is gay doesnt mean i am beefin him. this is so not the 70s.!just saying i think he is gay just like you saying he is Nigerian
Celebrities › Re: The Roc Boyz In D Building by Nellyon(f): 2:14pm On Sep 14, 2010
i love that" Rock boys in the building"
Celebrities › Re: Rupert Everett Has Nigerian Relatives by Nellyon(f): 2:08pm On Sep 14, 2010
Nigerian capital Lagos? huh?
Celebrities › Re: Mystery 'meat Dress': Lady Gaga by Nellyon(f): 1:51pm On Sep 14, 2010
Dr Cork:
Love to Nyansh Lady Daga anyday tongue
in your efing wet dreams. no sensible girl would do anyone with such a lame name.c.o.r.k. go pay the prostitutes
Celebrities › Re: Taio Cruz A Nigerian. by Nellyon(f): 1:45pm On Sep 14, 2010
immediately i saw the misspelt red post i knew it was you and didnt bother reading more! Gee thanks!!!
Celebrities › Re: Taio Cruz A Nigerian. by Nellyon(f): 1:03pm On Sep 14, 2010
Nigerian or not, i think that dude is gay. in the Break your heart video, he seemed so uncomfortable with the girls, like he cant wait to get the video over with and get back to some all male party
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Marries Secretly by Nellyon(f): 12:38pm On Sep 14, 2010
everyone do us a favour and ignore mr Kitty-Cat. except when you want to tell him to go Zap himself. Muma gee, about time
Celebrities › Re: Unveiling Oluchy Sylvia: New Nollywood Superstar by Nellyon(f): 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2010
i like her brain, hope she brings it along to movie sets, mr cork go s.hit in your hand.
Celebrities › Re: Amerie Goes Platinum Blonde by Nellyon(f): 12:26pm On Sep 14, 2010
Dr Cork:
Dyammm, would love to Nyansh her anyday tongue, but sadly Nigerain women NEVER look like this.

I guess it means we are all stuck (no ofeinse) undecided
go check up no offence in the dictionary (the spelling) its there right next to , go figure!
Jokes Etc › Re: People Over 35 Should Be Dead by Nellyon(f): 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2010
Really really nice.
Jokes Etc › Re: Substitute For Women by Nellyon(f): 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2010
boladonas:
We use to do that way back in the boarding school
I went 2 a boys only school

lol
oh really? quite creative. how was it?
Celebrities › Re: This Is Strange: See What This White Man Is Doing: Pics Included by Nellyon(f): 3:01pm On Sep 08, 2010
whatevs,  every country has their own wahala ( even though our own is the most wahalaic. dont tell the whites i said this)
Celebrities › Re: Ok Set Mr Cork Free! by Nellyon(f): 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2010
I love this. that fool is so Annoying and ignorant.i would have said you @poster gave him too much meanin by creating a thread for him but he deserves it after being such a c u n t.(no oofense) lolllllll
Go s c r e w yourself cork and stop wastin our internet time.
Celebrities › Re: Chei! Our Ibo Brother Costars Angelina Jolie In "salt" by Nellyon(f): 2:48pm On Sep 08, 2010
[quote author=Mr Cork! link=topic=506638.msg6705523#msg6705523 date=1283761614]Chiwetel Ejiofor does nut even loook Ibo. He look Ghana.

Ibo people usualy have yams in there face (no oofense)
wink[/quote]who the f says "he look Ghana" if not a retard?
Jokes Etc › Re: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage by Nellyon(f): 4:05pm On Sep 06, 2010
Kunbee:
This joke is staler than evolution huh
Is it now?
Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Nellyon(f): 4:01pm On Sep 06, 2010
Kunbee:
Unrealistic
Un, , God whats your problem with jokes? do you have a hard time understanding them? ohh poor you.



Funny joke. Real funny.
Jokes Etc › Re: Talented Dogs by Nellyon(f): 3:57pm On Sep 06, 2010
Kunbee:
Pls dont think. Thanks smiley
lolllllll! some people seriously should not think.
Jokes Etc › Re: Talented Dogs by Nellyon(f): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=508441.msg6694337#msg6694337 date=1283556437]@poster

So you think wickedness is funny??[/quote]uhm, this is not the kind of joke that ends with "and he fainted" or "they burst out laughing" its comedy for the master mind.
Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Nellyon(f): 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2010
bestlife:
nice one efe
Nice one yes. But efe? i think its Inked, all you have to do to see who the poster is, is look and read the name. Simple
Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than S.ex by Nellyon(f): 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2010
I wil rather fall in chocolate than in s e x!
Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nellyon(f): 3:44pm On Sep 06, 2010
Kunbee:
Staleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you are supposed to say if its funny or not. Not try to do the half life test on it to prove how old it is!
Jokes Etc › Re: An Opportunist's Tale by Nellyon(f): 3:40pm On Sep 06, 2010
cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Baby Photographer by Nellyon(f): 3:29pm On Sep 06, 2010
[quote author=baby.me link=topic=504874.msg6656171#msg6656171 date=1283008617]seen it before tongue[/quote]
Kunbee:
Heard and read it all before
So,? heard it before, does that mean it is not funny? this is jokes section, not new jokes section.

Efe somethin something you are only a "learning joker".
Celebrities › Re: Oluchi Onweagba Can Do Better by Nellyon(f): 3:18pm On Sep 06, 2010
mr cork, why are you so obsessed with the igbos? could you look at all your posts since you joined this s.network last week? you are done? good. Did you see any post that had nothing to do with the igbos? i feel you joined NL for the IGBOS
Literature › Re: Books You Must Read! by Nellyon(f): 10:46am On Sep 02, 2010
any book by Dean Koontz is a must read
if you want thrilling true crime stories its Ann Rule
Master of the game,Mistress of the game----sydney sheldon etc etc etc

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