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Celebrities › Re: Son Of A Tailor Blasted For Dissing Wizkid On Twitter (snapshots) by Nelsizzy(m): 7:34am On Apr 04, 2016
Wizkid is a child jare
Politics › Re: James Ibori Listed In Panama Papers by Nelsizzy(m): 7:31am On Apr 04, 2016
Oya Buhari do the needful
Romance › Re: She Wants More Sex Even After Having Kids by Nelsizzy(m): 7:30am On Apr 04, 2016
One man's meat is another man's ..........
Politics › Re: Pathetic Lifestyle Of Wailers! The Bitter Truth!! by Nelsizzy(m): 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2016
dragunov:
So in your sizzled up brain you think fuel scarcity is a recent phenomenon. When The Cretin, who happens to be your hero, was in control, there wasn't fuel scarcity? Right? And do you think we do not know to what extent that drunk messed the economy? Your hero 's administration is like a beautiful white marbled sepulchres full of dead bones, rotten guts and maggots. Buhari is now trying to clean up this lie of a tomb and you're still wailing? You guys are an incurable horde of cry babies.
And you are too dumb to notice that this has lingered more than the rest. Be warn, dnt quote me again
Romance › Re: •Happy Birthday Naijaboiy • by Nelsizzy(m): 12:40pm On Apr 03, 2016
Happy Birthday dee.......
Politics › Re: Pathetic Lifestyle Of Wailers! The Bitter Truth!! by Nelsizzy(m): 11:35am On Apr 03, 2016
And the essence of your write up is? Why wouldnt i be a wailer? I knew zombies existed, never knew some were as critical as you are. You live in a country where electricity supply is at it lowest ebb since i can remember. Coupled with the recent fuel scarcity. The economy is crashing seriously. Inflation is killing us. And what the president does is to travel round the globe as if he is on tour and you expect people not to complain. A president without a vision or mission. You are here chanting Boko Haram. Can you tell me how exactly has Buhari helped to curb it? A country with a population of 180 million surviving on a meagre 2013MW of electricity. Dude, just shut up.
Politics › Re: Modified by Nelsizzy(m): 11:25am On Apr 03, 2016
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Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by Nelsizzy(m): 9:02pm On Apr 02, 2016
This should be nice.
Education › Re: Number Of Public Primary Schools In Nigeria According To Zones by Nelsizzy(m): 1:13pm On Apr 02, 2016
Nashoji:
bro, you are richly dumb. your case is beyond redemption.
Tnx. So cn u now face your business?
Education › Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by Nelsizzy(m): 11:41am On Apr 02, 2016
franciskaine:
and you think mourinho will gladly accept Nigeria?
Everybody has a price.
Education › Re: Number Of Public Primary Schools In Nigeria According To Zones by Nelsizzy(m): 11:37am On Apr 02, 2016
cutestcee:
Your level of comprehension is in the negative. U need help with your brain.
U need Jesus
After insulting me, you are preaching Christ to me. Hypocrite
Romance › Re: She Accused Me Of Being Ga-y. Help!!! by Nelsizzy(m): 11:03am On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
i was being wary of her health since she told me she's sick.
Then explain to her na.
Education › Re: Number Of Public Primary Schools In Nigeria According To Zones by Nelsizzy(m): 10:36am On Apr 02, 2016
After these same set of people will come out and say they are marginalized.
Jokes Etc › Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Nelsizzy(m): 10:34am On Apr 02, 2016
EPIC RELIES!!!
Romance › Re: She Accused Me Of Being Ga-y. Help!!! by Nelsizzy(m): 10:23am On Apr 02, 2016
Dude, you are GAY!!!
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Chai! With all the green light. You fall hand.
Education › Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by Nelsizzy(m): 10:11am On Apr 02, 2016
franciskaine:
you will be easily deceived ooo
Bros, no be my fault. Since Amaju say he dey find foreign coach, na him make me believe easily ooooooo
Education › Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by Nelsizzy(m): 8:11am On Apr 02, 2016
TheAziz:
i was shocked when i read the one they did on messi moving to Real Madrid
hehehe, u never see anything.
Education › Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by Nelsizzy(m): 8:10am On Apr 02, 2016
Xslaze3xd:
Mine was also on goal.com, they said messi had signed for Real Madrid for £500m, as I was reading it, I was shocked and angry at it until I saw APRIL FOOL'S at the end. Those guys are crazy.
I didnt see that one at first. M nt sure that one would have worked on me tho
Education › Re: My First April Fool By My Female Lecturer Today! by Nelsizzy(m):
Mine was on Goal.com. Logged in to read some news. And the headline i saw was that Nigeria had appionted Mourinho. I was very happy as i read through the news. And was extra happy when i got to the supposed Mourinho's speech part. After reading it to the very end.........i saw April Fools' Day. I was shocked
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FTC for the 2nd time since i joined this forum. Shout out to my fellow wailers we will wail till the Zombies finally receive sense.
Education › Re: 10 University Courses That Require High Score In Jamb And Post Utm by Nelsizzy(m): 10:38pm On Mar 28, 2016
ojnnaco:
Aaaaaaahhuh Did I just saw Mass com and Public admin. Pls wake up from ur slumber . I can even manage bus.admin in that list . Where are vital courses like Geography, Physics,mining , etc's
Physics ke. Physics that people rarely apply for
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by Nelsizzy(m): 12:51pm On Mar 28, 2016
iyb:
The guy is a Christian now but if he were a Muslim all those fools would have swarmed this thread with their hate speech. angry
Is wasiu a christain name? Bros, abeg receive sense.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by Nelsizzy(m): 12:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
The dark hypocrisy of nig christians is becoming increasingly worrysome! Nig christians revel in campaign of calumny against Islam! Evryday its one propaganda or the other! Tomoro its another stereotype against Islam! Even d media have shamelessly joined d gangup against Islam! If a Muslim commits a crime Islam ends being blamed! Why Why why!
ItsMeAboki:
Another one in the south not by a Muslim or a northerner nor Hausa/Fulani.
Like the others, this one has also been bookmarked for future reference.
NOETHNICITY:
The dark hypocrisy of nig christians is becoming increasingly worrysome! Nig christians revel in campaign of calumny against Islam! Evryday its one propaganda or the other! Tomoro its another stereotype against Islam! Even d media have shamelessly joined d gangup against Islam! If a Muslim commits a crime Islam ends being blamed! Why Why why!
And how did he condemn Islam? It either u didnt understand the post or you are looking for likes that cant be converted into money
Crime › Re: Businessman Loses Briefcase, Driving Licence To Prostitute After One Round by Nelsizzy(m): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
Etizz:
Well.... It's not by force to believe anything that comes online......






Mind you, it is called T.D.B not Till day break...
ITK. Is TDB nt obviously the short form of till day break?
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nelsizzy(m): 5:44pm On Mar 27, 2016
Space booked for future purposes.......
Events › Re: Kindly Help A Bride To Be. ... by Nelsizzy(m): 12:02pm On Mar 27, 2016
The money should be more than enough for 80 people
Career › Re: How To Leave A Bad Day At Work Behind? by Nelsizzy(m): 7:35am On Mar 25, 2016
What about me that do not have a jobhuh ?
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *day 2* by Nelsizzy(m): 9:33pm On Mar 24, 2016
olajorn:
[b]No amount of words can describe the love I have for you, but still I will use the little I can to open your eyes so you can see through my heart, and open your ear so you can hear what my heart is saying...
The first time I saw your picture,my heart paused for a few seconds,I was marveled with what I saw. I ran to my library to check when Ayi Kewei Armah's the beauty one are yet to be born was written. It was 1968, if anyone tries to write after you were born, he would be prosecuted for misinforming the public.
my friend accused me of smiling while sleeping, I can never deny such because the picture of you I see in my dream would make someone in coma to smile back to life..if I should be given one dollar for every I check your profile picture, I would swimming in millions of dollars now...I see everything a man wants in a woman in you,you are beautiful,intelligent,amazing,adorable...I will only stop loving you when sun start rising from the west and start setting in the east,when ocean dries off.Get in with me on this boat of love,I don't know where it's us,but I don't care....monalisa185 I want you, all of you, your flaws, your mistakes, your imperfections,I want you and only you kiss kiss kiss

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Nice one bro
Crime › Re: Man Steals 7-month-old Baby In Lagos (Photo) by Nelsizzy(m): 10:18am On Mar 21, 2016
Ritualist......smh
Crime › Re: Please Beware Of This Website. It's A Scam! by Nelsizzy(m): 9:57am On Mar 21, 2016
Do pple still fall for diz kind of scam. Smh
Politics › Re: DPR Issues 21 Licences For New Refineries- The National Mirror by Nelsizzy(m): 8:50am On Mar 21, 2016
Call me when they start working.......
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce On Do-Or-Die Elections In Nigeria (pics) by Nelsizzy(m): 8:50am On Mar 20, 2016
Twitter Senator, buh u r among them
Education › Re: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by Nelsizzy(m): 10:24am On Mar 19, 2016
You are not being asked to cancel it. WE DEMAND IMPROVEMENT

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