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RomanceHow To Make A Lady Squirt 3 Easy Steps by Neofingerz(op): 8:35am On Jul 11, 2018
Note: Not all girls squirt, and even if she has in the past doesn’t mean she will again. I've found that when a woman squirts, it is one of the most amazing orgasms she can experience. It is a very intense feeling unlike any other.
Making a woman squirt will take time and effort. You need to be willing to put the work in. This isn’t going to be something you can fit in when you have a spare ten minutes…well at least not the first few times. Your lady needs to be relaxed. Now here are the 3 simple ways of making a lady squirt

1) Make her feel at ease: In reality that ‘need to pee’ feeling is the center of gravity engorging and filling with fluid. Which is a good thing when you want to squirt. A good way to help prevent this worry (especially as you need to be well-hydrated for squirting to happen) is to make sure your lady goes to the bathroom before you start getting sexy.

2)pre-intimacy: Again you need to take your time; kiss her, kiss her neck, nibble, lick, suck her neck (if she likes that I know some ladies don’t like their necks touching). Move to her breasts, gently squeeze, skim over her nipples , kiss her some more, lick and suck her nipples, play with them…kiss her again.

3) Take your time: Stick with the neck, breasts and kissing until she is writhing. You’ll need to pick up on her body language; look for the unspoken signals that she is more than ready for you to move on. This could happen quickly, or take a while. But either way don’t rush, you need her to be ready for you to move further down her body.

When she squirts this can happen in a few ways,
sometimes around the fingers running over them and out over your hand
sometimes you will feel the initial gush and when you remove the fingers the squirting will follow.
My final piece of advice is for you to be very aware that she may need some after care .

PhonesRe: Which Phone Can I Buy With A Budget Of #35,000 by Neofingerz: 7:08am On Jul 10, 2018
alkene007:
Infinix hot 4 pro for sale, 35k, fairly used, no fault, good camera, strong battery
thief how much be hot 4 pro for slot?
see mouth
PhonesRe: Which Phone Can I Buy With A Budget Of #35,000 by Neofingerz: 7:06am On Jul 10, 2018
iPhone 5s
CrimeRe: "How N37k Was Debited From My Bank Account Through My Stolen Phone" (Photos) by Neofingerz: 9:31pm On Jul 09, 2018
how will dangote feel if he hear this
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid, Femi Kuti & Others To Share Stage With Beyonce & Jay Z At Globalcitizen by Neofingerz: 1:45pm On Jul 09, 2018
so Henry should support France tomorrow?
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Single Mom 7 Years Older Than Me by Neofingerz(op): 9:59am On Jul 05, 2018
FortifiedCity:
The bolded means you're very childish
yes I know that's why I brought myself here for you elders to put me through so why not ignore my childishness and do what is expected of you as an elder...thank you
as making jokes and trying to attach fun to a thread is childish now God help us o
PoliticsRe: Fg Approves N206bn For 2nd Niger Bridge by Neofingerz: 9:31am On Jul 05, 2018
na bridge make una dey construct upandan very soon buhari go do bridge from parlour to office idiot!!
RomanceI'm In Love With A Single Mom 7 Years Older Than Me by Neofingerz(op): 9:20am On Jul 05, 2018
Good morning...
I wanna share briefly my latest weirdest experience because I haven't been in such situation my whole life (dating an older lady). in fact I've always condemned the act from people who does.
OK so I met this lady sometime last year very young, tall, curvy and fair in complexion. of course I was aware she's older than me obviously from her looks but i wasn't ready to consider that all I wanted was a conversation with her at least. So i summoned courage, walked up to her and said hi" she was just too damn nice and calm when she replied back with a broad smile. I was so excited (I was already behaving like mumu inside tho I was the only one aware) so we introduced each other and exchanged numbers that day. (mind you I'm also a cute, young ,vibrant dude.....go and hit your head on the wall if you like).
We started talking on whatsapp and got closer by the day always calling her to check up on her and her kid he's 16 years old. She told me she's never been married and the father of her kid dumped her when he impregnated her so she has been taking care of the boy alone. she's 36 years old and she's doing fine for her self with a big beauty saloon. so fast forward to the past few months, I noticed she was into me as well considering the way she talk to me and call me all the time to check up on me... even giving her son the phone to talk to me and all that loving you whatever. i became very confident and then I dropped the bomb ( asked her out). She refused and told me she likes me but the age difference is too much and she never had that thought in her whole life dating a younger person. I was worried and told myself repeatedly (I be mumu chai, I don F. K) you know, I started feeling bad about it and felt I've trespassed. but I still maintained the friendship and I never said anything pertaining dating again.
But one day she started asking me tricky questions on whatsapp chat about how I treat a woman, and how what I like and dislike about a woman and all that... I answered her sincerely but I pretended like I don't know it was a tricky question trying to know the level of my maturity.
fast forward to when she invited me to her house one day and we talked joke and she entertained me with nice meal and wine..... so I thought to myself to try asking her out again which I eventually did and to my greatest surprise, she accepted and that's how we started dating and having fun. I just made this brief not to bore you guys...... Now the question is Am I doing the wrong or right thing dating a single mom older than me with 7 yearshuh
PetsRe: Is It True That A Cat's Saliva Can Cause Permanent Blindness? by Neofingerz: 8:49am On Jul 05, 2018
boobooslim:
Hi I need a kitten if you're selling please.
that will naw turn to tiger later abi?
like brother luku and mukaila always say that year
PhonesRe: Who Has Used A Phone With A Very Long Lasting Battery? by Neofingerz: 10:57am On Jul 04, 2018
my hot 4 lite is okay
and I was sell am too working perfect 15k and neat within Lagos ikeja ogba agege axis
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Finally Speaks On The Death Of His Son, Daniel D'Third by Neofingerz: 9:03am On Jul 04, 2018
so sad I don't want to cry but it's not stopping the tears is flowing
PoliticsRe: Waris Kareem, 11-Year-Old Draws President Macron At The Fela Shrine by Neofingerz: 8:20am On Jul 04, 2018
it shall not be well with buhari
HealthStruck By Lightning!!! Diabolical, Science Or Nature? by Neofingerz(op): 8:16am On Jul 04, 2018
I've heard news of several occasion of someone been struck by lightning and I don't seem to understand how possible it is.
some believe it's always a spiritual attack, some believe it has science explanation while some believe it's nature and can occur to anybody.

I really don't know which to believe and I'm sure some of y'all will have the same question in mind for a long time.....What is the cause of lightning strikes to the extent of killing a human?
is it a normal way of death( with scientific proof) or is it diabolical?
answers please thank you
PhonesRe: 7 Advantages Of Using VPN Services In Nigeria. by Neofingerz: 7:29am On Jul 04, 2018
if you think op is into yahoo hit like of not share
CrimeRe: EFCC Official Thread On Nairaland by Neofingerz: 11:13am On Jul 03, 2018
thunder is on its way to that your website rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Patience Ozokwor Advertises Coatal In Super Eagles Jersey by Neofingerz: 10:14am On Jul 03, 2018
this wan to slay?
sho ya werey sha

CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Builds A New House (Photos) by Neofingerz: 9:43am On Jul 03, 2018
special thanks to Nigerian assholes politicians as well idiot na so film dey pay?
NYSCRe: Corper Rocks Super Eagles Jersey With NYSC Khaki by Neofingerz: 9:15am On Jul 03, 2018
if you think most Nigerians don't know what's called Slay hit like hit share if they know

cos that ngbeke there I dunno what she's slaying
EducationAt What Age Would You Want Your Future Children Through With Education And Why? by Neofingerz(op): 9:14am On Jul 03, 2018
OK so I felt this is something worth talking about. at what age would you love your future children through with their education and why?

oya awon omo professor get in here!!
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Ekile: If You Are Dating A Fine Person Please Don’t Check Their Phones by Neofingerz: 11:55am On Jul 02, 2018
if you think chidinma made sense hit like if not then share this pic in honour of her

FamilyRe: Man Hangs On Bonnet Of Ex-Girlfriend's Speeding Car While Calling 911 In Florida by Neofingerz: 9:24am On Jul 02, 2018
gbagaun

emi esu ti gbe mode yi wo
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Ideal To Collect Change When Dropping Offering In Church? by Neofingerz(op): 10:50am On Jul 01, 2018
adjoviomole:
It is your offering. If that is what you have decided to give, give it and collect your balance. What matters most is the state of your heart.
oh oooh
SportsRe: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by Neofingerz: 8:26am On Jul 01, 2018
Spain will jah na
SportsRe: France 4-3 Argentina: How We Stopped Lionel Messi - Coach, Didier Deschamps by Neofingerz: 8:18am On Jul 01, 2018
Nedukkc:
You stopped messi because his team was useless, because you only had him and di maria to worry about where was kante when messi scored two against Chelsea??

Forget this messi only knows how to carry barca not Argentina, why didn't Ronaldo carry his country yesterday??

Football is team work
A tree doesn't make a forest!
abeg shey the coach dey nairaland?
why you cun serious like this
CrimeRe: Commercial Sex Workers: How We Protect Ourselves Against Ritual Killers by Neofingerz: 8:12am On Jul 01, 2018
this early cold morning
is too early for long stories o and this is new month mods use your brain too pls

Christianity EtcIs It Ideal To Collect Change When Dropping Offering In Church? by Neofingerz(op): 7:31am On Jul 01, 2018
So there's this issue argued over and over again bout receiving or asking for change when you drop your offering........ probably because you don't have much on you, like you have to transport home and you don't have change but you are keen on giving offering.

I just want to know your sincere thoughts on this please let's interact here and know something....i personally thinks it's not a bad thing but let's talk happy Sunday and happy New month to y'all
CrimeRe: IMSU Student Arrested For Trying To Cut Off Man's Manhood After Sex by Neofingerz: 7:23am On Jul 01, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked




The girl did a good thing

I will prefer that guy to be dickless for the rest of his life.
and thunder wee fayaaaa ...........? say your name and thunder wee fayaaa ........?
SportsRe: Why Are Many Footballers Embracing Tattoos As Seen At The World Cup 2018? by Neofingerz: 11:37am On Jun 29, 2018
Flirtyjane:
They are dirty.
I wonder how ladies do manage to sleep with them..
neymar is dirty too abi
his unwashed clothes been worn over and over again is cleaner than your Christmas clothes
TravelRe: It Is Mental Sickness To Take Pictures And Videos From Accident Scenes by Neofingerz: 8:18am On Jun 29, 2018
Tonymic4life:
I think urs is nonsense if u can disregard other people opinion cos dey don't align with urs. How r we gonna curb d situation if it's not trending online. Like hell, how wud u av known if u didn't c d information on Facebook. D lady dat made d video of d aftermath was just crying, Infact weeping dat I was so touched even though I wasn't there. If there is an option to lend a helping hand during d incident and d videower(lol) refused den I'd support ur claim Buh if d deed has already been done den watch can dey do. U suggested dey shud cry. Can tears stop d fire or bring back d dead. Pls b realistic. If not for dem, u wud not av known such happened cos I'm sure no TV station or radio station was there at dat point.
eyyyyyyy oya shhhhh oya go meet the OP
no cry for my head
TravelRe: It Is Mental Sickness To Take Pictures And Videos From Accident Scenes by Neofingerz: 6:52am On Jun 29, 2018
joey150:
So your 'solution" is for us to cry?

Tears now work wonders?

We should weep while other saner countries would enforce stricter guidelines to prevent lives from perishing like this in the future?

Nigerians should demand good governance, Nigerians should take to the streets if that is what it takes to recalibrate this country. I don't mind shutting it down for weeks if chaos is what would bring lasting peace, we might as well get on with it.

Crocodile tears isn't t going to bring one of those unfortunate souls back, neither will it prevent the next mishap from happening. Let's stop trying to play God. We need to get our acts together.
first nonsense spotted

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