₦airaland Forum

Kentnickole:
I'm suspecting my girl friend. please give some clue.

She has her shop. She will dress very well with good makeup and eye lashes and snap some pix then post them on facebook and be on facebook for hours, even when I call she won't pick until she's done. Once it's like between 12 and 1pm she will tell me on phone that she's going home till 5 or 6pm. She will now call and tell me she's tired and having headache.

congrats my brother another verified small girl with big gods not God o gods

Ppl are just saying he's broke but can you proof it? Cos he's not buying Benz and porsce or whatever but can you define what been poor is?
And just because he's not in the screen for sometime you drag his name to the mud with negative comments..... The WIZKID and the likes won't reign forever remember in the next 8years new and better generation will take over then when they start buying private jets then and use any old intellectuals the relevant artistes will be using them too and yall will be here making these same silly comments saying WIZKID is broke olamide is this and that etc.... Life is stage by stage everyone get him time

4601CE:
Lies everywhere

una don come Werey

rychard:
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What is your point exactly..

Its always easy for us to see faults in others, but if its your sister , would you wish for her to be in an unhappy marriage just because the man buys her stuff?...
Let's be sensible in the name of God...Guys have girls that love them yet they desire other girls, so if a guy buys stuff for a woman it means the woman must date or marry him... You're an idiota

you mumu die
Didn't she see the ugliness before accepting to date him at first? Like I said shut up I can't type much

rychard:
Don't be an idiot.. What's wrong for her to have a taste or desire something she likes.. If she's your sister , you'll tell her to marry someone she doesn't like just cos of iphone7, baba u need to grow up...

If you will like to have a girl with good curves and pretty luvs, what's wrong in her desiring s good looking man?..

Shut up shey be it's cos na iPhone 7 if na latest Benz nkor with house he buy am to surprise her will you comment this rubbish saying she went for her desires abeg just shut up

Power of dick

philip0906:
Lol...nairaland is one funny place

really? So which comedian performed and what was the venue address since it's a place

David0:
Union Bank You can even open using their mobile app. Very easy.

can you be specific like how

frankosivue:
I was at Union Bank weeks back so I asked their staffs requirements to open a savings account with them. I was told to come along with some documents and 2.5k. He said I will get an ATM card within an hour of opening my account there for 1k. What do you think, Nairaladers?

can you tell us the documents please

Hedonini:
Bunch of useless cowards.

shey the soldiers or superiors

It could be a trend in Nigeria now

The one wey dey vex me and they will be saying they are busy? I no know the work wey una dey do.... If you are busy then dangote is what?

So Davido get money pass you niyen o As you no get P. Jet

Stallion93:
Yea pretty wide open

ah okay oo.... Afi suru

omooba969:
Chief Judge.

Na you know the criteria for hell candidacy ehn.

Shut upu today na Sunday where your location make we go chill if na lag

Stallion93:
Shut D F up, sanctimonious Mofo

was the F opened before?

QueenDeborah:
premature ejaculation is a natural thing, that's the only mistake God made when he created man.

congrats dear you jus won a first class tickets to hell by saying God did mistake on man..... Omg I'm so overwhelmed

I'm proud to be a 1 minute man Long fvck no be achievement abeg

stevio:
E never reach to curse person papa naaa e pain you well sha :Dno vex

you see? I didn't even curse read the statement made again and again and again, I mean the one with the your papa whatever and see if it was a curse or I actually meant your own papa. I only hyped myself and claimed dominance I over you by calling you son.
Oya quote me again

stevio:
It's not "painting" him,rather it's "spraying" him

well it's an auto correct error and I was quick to post without proper verification of what I wrote.
So no think say your papa no hear English

Trafford:
We hear you... Next?

is it painting you?
Celebrate people so you will be celebrated too

its just too heartbreaking seeing some people stupid

Julia345:
Who are these ones again...

go to alaba and ask

OK guys as we all know Nigeria is a country with funny people. one of the funniest things Nigerians are fond of asking stupid questions that can make you loose your cool and ask what manner of stupidity the person posses.
well let's make this fun today by posting stupid question and get stupid and funny answers. Mine is.....

is your iPhone a camera phone?
share yours let the fun begin

On my thread? Please na

So after the much anticipated blood moon(lunar eclipse) For days....predicted to occur yesterday 27th of July in the latter hours of the day. Personally, I'm having neck pain as I type due to long staring at the sky for blood to surface but I was dissapointed. so why wasn't it spotted yesterday in Nigeria or have we been excluded from the planet lol. If you spot the blood moon yesterday you can show us proof by sharing pics thank you
Happy weekend!!

Milk moon will soon appear

I sha no wan hear story

Chai nwata a nala

So when you born am finish you decide to craze abi

LuciferChristi:
Rubbish!

Since when did small mouth become beauty?
Rabbit face.

Just be like say make I use shoe wound am 4 mouth.

your own mumu no be here