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Politics / Re: Zakari Mijinyawa Confirms Escape Of Nadeem Anjarwalla, Binance Executive by Neoteny(m): 3:37pm On Mar 25
Zulu11zulu:
animal kingdom

NSA should investigate him self first because it will not happen without his office unaware.

If you deceived Nigeria not me.

You're actually saying it won't happen with his office being aware.

You're exonerating him.
Politics / Re: Katsina Bandits Kill Alhaji Lado During Ramadan Prayers, Kidnap Wife, Daughters by Neoteny(m): 10:23am On Mar 24
Chinjo2:
Until the northerners unite to fight all these criminals and stop seeing them as their
fellow muslim brothers they will continue to fall prey to them.
Do not think norther Christians are their only target. You are also being targeted.
Imagine killing and kidnaping inside the mosque.
What a sacrilege.

Like you all united to stop UGM/ESN in the East, or the militias killing people and security personnel in the south? Or the kidnappers and robbers there?
Politics / Re: Abia State To Get $125 Million From Islamic Development Bank For Roads by Neoteny(m): 7:09pm On Mar 18
Namaster:
The membership of the IsDB is suspicious. But Nigerian Politicians have no qualms feasting with the Devil. They don't even need a long spoon.

Only because misguided, miseducated bigots like you get whipped into a frenzy once you see the word "islam"
Politics / Re: Adeleke Moves Into Osun Government House 16 Months After Swearing-In by Neoteny(m): 9:30am On Mar 18
vowiski:
how come we don’t hear White House under renovation ?

What do they do in these Nigerian government houses, that they are always under renovation…?

The incoming governor removes all furnitures and anything that can be charmed

They invite priests for cleansing which can take months .. before they are given the go ahead to use the offices .. cheesy

Every US administration gets around $100k to change some curtains and chinaware and plants.

In Nigeria billions are wasted every 2 years on "renovation" and "upgrade to state-of-the-art gadgets"

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Politics / Re: Adeleke Moves Into Osun Government House 16 Months After Swearing-In by Neoteny(m): 9:28am On Mar 18

"You can all see the upgraded facilities which now place our state in good stead in the comity of states."


So what places a state in good stead in the "comity of states" is not enhanced IGR, not improved cost and standard of living, not education or jobs or healthcare.... it's the upgrade and renovation of the governor's residence.

These people have no shame

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Politics / Re: Delta Killings: Soldiers Occupy Okuama, Raze More Buildings by Neoteny(m): 9:24am On Mar 18
Two communities killing each other over land, then savagely murdered military personnel....no one calls them animals or terrorists.

If it were in the North, malicious miscreants would pop out with ethnic and religious labels to slap all over the North.

Hypocrisy.

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Politics / Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Who Got N130 Million As Ransom Killed In Katsina by Neoteny(m): 9:20am On Mar 18
Kachalla is a name from Borno State. These are Boko Haram.
Phones / Re: XpressVerify's Access To Nigerians' NIN, Data: FG To Investigate Breach by Neoteny(m): 9:18am On Mar 18
MT:


1. I doubt the fact that a bona fide licensee can share the authentication credentials with them knowing fully well they are competitors.

2. I doubt that MITM attack can be responsible as the credentials are encrypted over the wire, and if it is tampered with, the authentication will not go through.

3. The credentials (especially the key) on prod environments are always known to one or two persons. They need to conduct rigrorous investigation to pin it on someone

Nothing you've said makes it impossible.

If 1 holds true, how then did they perpetrate the act as they're not licensed or authorized and therefore should have had no auth keys?

There are payment aggregators, especially in the electricity payments industry, who chain their primary auth by allowing sub-aggregators to connect via another API. The sub sends their request and their private key is authenticated, and the prime aggregator uses their own privileges to complete the transaction and relays response back to the sub. The sub never holds the main private auth keys. Happens all the time.

For 2, MITM exploits vulnerabilities and no system is 100% safe from exploitable chinks in the armor.

Someone somewhere dropped the ball whatever the scenario is, and that's the key takeaway
Phones / Re: XpressVerify's Access To Nigerians' NIN, Data: FG To Investigate Breach by Neoteny(m): 9:49pm On Mar 17
MT:
This means there are no technical people who are competent at NIMC.

How did XpressVerify API interface with the national data which suppose to require authentication and authorization before access will be allowed.

Only God knows what they have been able to do with people's data.

Head suppose to roll with NIMC technical drivers and hard questions need to be asked.

Competent hands and robust infrastructure suppose to man sensitive data as such. I am so scared there would have been lot of identity thefts already

1. They could use an existing valid API auth from a bona fide licensee and piggyback their own app on it. Most likely scenario

2. MITM attack, if the NIMC security is not robust. Less likely but quite possible

3. Internal agents via social engineering or outright compromise...very common
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Neoteny(m): 5:18pm On Mar 17
rinzaugustine:
People who cut more than 20 soldiers like suya are definitely prepared for anything that will come out. There are a lot of gun factories there and many youths there don’t have any job, so many of them are armed. The last time they did arms mop up was during the amnesty program under Jonathan. They willingly surrendered because Jonathan is their own and used oronto Douglas and co to make them surrender arms. The number of youths carrying arms today there is now even more than when Jonathan brought peace. Mobil oil and other multi nationals saw there was no hope and left, shell waited and saw who was announced as winner of 2023 elections and packed their bags too… Imagine yourself as a Nigerian soldier in a battalion of about 100 other soldiers walk into an ambush in the creek of 250 boys armed with guns. Do you think you can outgun your way out or come out of it alive that day? No you won’t, but you will witness your own death with your eyes hours before you die

Well then.

The creeks will be carpet-bombed from the air.

Nothing will get out alive.
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife And 3rd Wife, Olori Tobi Welcome Twins by Neoteny(m): 9:34am On Mar 17
The most useless man in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Obi Urges Nigerians To Denounce & Reject Ag's Office Holding Workshop In London by Neoteny(m): 10:03pm On Mar 16
For the first time he's said something i fully agree with

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Science/Technology / Re: 3 Nigerians Win Huawei Global ICT Innovation Competition In China by Neoteny(m): 3:47pm On Mar 16
CodeTemplar:
Wonderment. I thought jigawa was a goat farm.

You're mistaking Jigawa for your family's compound, obviously.
Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Kaduna Community by Neoteny(m): 1:44pm On Mar 16
123yes:
Why is kaduna state the bird rock of attack all the time. People always say El-rufai was behind bandits attack during his time as governor. I always defend him that no leader will like to kill the people he was charged to protect. Now that he was no more the governor, who then is behind all these current attacks.

Can't criminals just be criminals without any bigwig behind them?
Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Neoteny(m): 7:40pm On Mar 15
princessyere1:

Lol😂

grin
Politics / Re: Udensi Challenges Armed Forces To Relocate To Forest And Free Hostages by Neoteny(m): 6:32pm On Mar 15
I mean how do you even hide almost 3 hundred victims anywhere? That's without including the probably hundreds of bandits. They'd obviously camp somewhere with access and support systems for food, fuel, ammo, drugs, etc.

And these armchair generals spend billions of dollars on aerial assets with infrared sensors.

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Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Neoteny(m): 6:27pm On Mar 15
CodeTemplar:
like shoes and clothes are perishables? So daft.

My gawd. Even analogies and sarcasm can't penetrate that incredibly dense blockhead.

You're beyond any help
Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Neoteny(m): 5:15pm On Mar 15
CodeTemplar:
you determined stupidity based on probable scenario. Who is the stupid one now?

Oga go and sleep.

I chose to show a new pair of shoes i got. Nondescript idiot online concludes I've no clothes to go with it.

tongue

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Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Neoteny(m): 5:10pm On Mar 15
CodeTemplar:
..and what if they don't?

How probable (is it) that they have all other perishables? Use your brain.

Wow I've never met anyone stupider.

Seriously?!

Never heard of refrigerators?

Or what if they chose to show only the onions?

What the heck has happened to Nairaland with this serious infestation of criminally stupid fukkers crawling all over?

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Politics / Re: Senate Approves ₦193M For 1 Borehole; ₦82.5Bn For 427 Boreholes by Neoteny(m): 5:08pm On Mar 15
Exousiang01:
The budget was approved at a joint session of the national assembly no the Senate.
It's so bad now that a Nigerian youth doesn't know the process of approving a budget?
You dont know it's not the Senate but the National Assembly?
The level of ignorance displayed by Nigerian youths is alarming.

So boreholes of N200m each doesn't bother you, it's the process of the robbery that's getting you hot under the collar?

Damn undecided

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Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Neoteny(m): 5:04pm On Mar 15
CodeTemplar:
Only onions, no soup ingredient?

Imagine Onion and Rice lol.

What if they already have everything else they need?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by Neoteny(m): 6:59pm On Mar 13
Plus1234:
Netanyahu is the modern day King David.It was prophesied by a rabbi that Netanyahu will hand over to Messiah. https://www.israeltoday.co.il/read/lubavitcher-rebbe-after-bibi-comes-the-messiah/

He has a criminal corruption case and is hanging on to power to avoid jail.

That's your prophesied modern King David?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by Neoteny(m): 6:57pm On Mar 13
Righteousness2:
Only those with Fake love for ISRAEL will be against ISRAEL Finishing off the mission in Rafah.
Only those Who hate ISRAEL and the Jews will be against finishing off these Demonic Terrorists.

You cannot make deals with terrorists who brag that they will do an October 7 massacre again and again.
You Dont make a deal with people whose sworn life ambition is to Destroy you.
You dont make deals with the devil. You SMASH him , CRUSH him and Move Forward

No nation on Earth has done half of what ISRAEL has done protect real innocent Civilians in a war like ISRAEL has Done.

Every Terrorists hiding in their Holes in Rafah should Surrender or quickly write their will before they are delivered to the land of virgins.
Not even sleepy Joe or kamala can save you.

Nomerica today is a nation begging for Destruction .
Any real bible prophecy student knows Nomerica will be destroyed . What is Amazingly Fearful is how Biden presidency is Fast forwarding the Destruction.

ISRAEL is the Only nation on Earth that knows its Past, its Present and its Future.
They know nations ( Friends and Foes) will come against them Zechariah 12
They know the troubles they will go through. They know GOD will save them from it. Jeremiah 30:7
They know GogMagog alliance of Russia, turkey, Iran and a host of nations will come against them soon. Ezekiel 38 and 39

With or without America, ISRAEL will do what it wants to do. Infact in the Gogmagog war of Ezekiel 38, America is no where to come to their aid. GOD ALMIGHTY Personally and Mysteriously gives them Victory.

With or without any Nation, The GOD of Abramham, Isaac and ISRAEL will Defend HIS Land.

The World needs ISRAEL much more than ISRAEL needs the World.
GOD'S Foreign Policy is Pretty Simple.
You Bless ISRAEL, you will be Blessed.
You Curse ISRAEL, you are Cursed.

GOD Bless the Apple of His eyes, ISRAEL.
GOD Bless the IDF
GOD Bless Benjamini Netanyahu.

VICTORY! VICTORY! VICTORY!


You're so ignorant of your own religion.

Jews hate your messiah. They believe he was a pretender and a charlatan. They believe their real messiah is coming.

They call you goy and believe all gentiles are no different from animals.

They believe spitting on Christians is a Jewish right.

Worst of all, Jews believe jesus is in hell suffering in a vat of hot excrement. Don't believe me? Look it up in the Talmud.

So... are you a christian or a jew?

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Business / Re: Darlington Nwabunike: Meet the 'King of Billionaires' by Neoteny(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08
High Chief Dr. Sir Darlington Nwabunike

Damn.

Nigerians and their terrible need for titles.

I don't remember the Queen or King of England knighting him...so why's he called "Sir" ?

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Crime / Re: Multiple Bank Robbery In Ayingba, Kogi State (Video) by Neoteny(m): 4:53pm On Mar 08
You'd think after several years of this, the security agents had a plan.
Celebrities / Re: JAPA: "I Regret Relocating Abroad" – Femi Brainard Opens Up On Being Uber Driver by Neoteny(m): 11:21am On Mar 07
Jewessgratitud3:
Wow this guy! Is that why I no longer see him in movies? He has added so much weight.

Whats he saying? If it doesn't favor you abeg come back home. Which one you go dey cry for motor park. undecided

I still believe it better over there because you'll get jobs to do and if you remove shame you'll survive and live comfortably.

E hard e hard na him e fat full everywhere.

And that is the greatest fallacy befalling Nigerians responsible for the great diasporan hubris.
Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Governor Otti To Appreciate His Good Work For Abia People by Neoteny(m): 12:49pm On Mar 05
What's the use of these Oonis and Obas and Obis and Emirs and Kings and Chiefs sef?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Insurrection: Trump Is Eligible To be on d ballot in Colorado - US Supreme Court by Neoteny(m): 6:40pm On Mar 04
God1000:
So much white privilege, a man that has no respect for the rule of law.


Imagine if Donald trump was a black man with all the scandals and infractions he committed, he would be in prison by now and be barred from running for any public office in US forever.

Republican party of today is full of dregs and deplorables

He's just wasting his time, no sane American will vote for him

Unfortunately very few Americans are sane.

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Romance / Re: Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, The Man With The 19 Inches (pics/video) by Neoteny(m): 12:01pm On Mar 04
This guy will need a small AC inverter to get a hard on.
Crime / Re: Kaduna Residents Block Company Truck, Loot Food Items (Video) by Neoteny(m): 12:00pm On Mar 04
It's not hunger, it's mob frenzy and opportunistic crime.

These buggers don't look hungry

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