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Politics / Re: Atiku With Bandits' Negotiator, Tukur Mamu In Throwback Photo by Neoteny(m): 4:58pm On Sep 08, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
We are not a forgotten generation we are proud of our culture.

A culture of wearing dicks on your heads.

What're you, a bunch of pricks?
Politics / Re: Atiku Told Me Ayu Must Go, Wike Rejects Jibrin’s Resignation by Neoteny(m): 4:04pm On Sep 08, 2022
Omihanifa:
Northerners politicians Are very greedy people. How can the party presidential aspirant and party chairman come from the same zone and they are not willing to let go of one position. If it was a southern now they would have being threatening bloodshed and even add religious intonation to spice it up.

It’s just simple commonsense the party chairman and presidential aspirant can’t be from the same region of the country.

When it comes to power the north is not always willing to let go despite the fact that they have ruled this country more than any region they still don’t have anything to show for it. All they can boast of is acute hunger, terrorism, religious bigotry, and tribalism.

So Ayu is no longer from the middlebelt. Seems this middlebelt thing is only convenient when it serves you people's divisive purposes

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Politics / Re: Atiku With Bandits' Negotiator, Tukur Mamu In Throwback Photo by Neoteny(m): 4:02pm On Sep 08, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
He inherited it from your people

We left that culture thousands of years ago.

Nice to see you people are still stuck in the past.
Politics / Re: Atiku With Bandits' Negotiator, Tukur Mamu In Throwback Photo by Neoteny(m): 3:11pm On Sep 08, 2022
FirstSon01:


Oya go and remove it.

Nah.

It's amusing.
Politics / Re: Atiku With Bandits' Negotiator, Tukur Mamu In Throwback Photo by Neoteny(m): 3:04pm On Sep 08, 2022
FirstSon01:
Any plan to discredit Alhaji Atiku Abubakar will never work.

Atiku2023



Nyamuri dot ipobians don't have any traditional ruler or king so they don't know how to respect one.

Scavengers.

Traditional ruler in the 21st century is as meaningful as a soothsayer.

Thought you people are enlightened educated, and sophisticated.

A penis on one's forehead seems not just lewd, but anachronistic, pagan, and barbarian as well.

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Politics / Re: Atiku With Bandits' Negotiator, Tukur Mamu In Throwback Photo by Neoteny(m): 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2022
Yeribas why does this man have a penis on his head?

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Committee Of VCs Recommend ₦800,000 For Profs, To Resolve Deadlock by Neoteny(m): 1:34pm On Sep 06, 2022
Damidave1124:
800k as salary for prof is not too much for someone who has devoted most of his time to research/study to get to that level.

Where's the result of their research and study, how does their titled position benefit Nigeria?

During Covid, all they could do was make soaps and hand sanitizers when their colleagues were busy decoding the DNA of the virus and working on vaccines.

Even books or poetry, they don't produce. Ever since Wole Soyinka, what other so-called professor has written anything of a literary genius?

They don't produce, they only consume, and they want to be applauded for it.

They shouldn't be rewarded simply because they decided to become professors; they should be rewarded when they start making valuable contributions to the society.

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Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Disparity In Cost Of A Passport In The North & South by Neoteny(m): 10:55am On Sep 05, 2022
Shoodboi:


You're capping. How do you then explain the fact that's it's 35k in Lagos, 25k on other southern states, and 17k in the north?

Because.

They're.

Different.

Types.
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Disparity In Cost Of A Passport In The North & South by Neoteny(m): 1:32am On Sep 05, 2022
Shoodboi:


Economist, I checked the site now and the prices are different. Tell us something else.

You're still stuck in your willful misunderstanding.

Two different items. Two different prices.

Are you too irredeemably dumb to understand?
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Disparity In Cost Of A Passport In The North & South by Neoteny(m): 7:38pm On Sep 04, 2022
booblacain:
All you need say is that there is a disparity but this is the reason why. Instead of concluding that there is no disparity at all even when you confirmed in your findings that there is indeed a disparity.

There's no disparity.

There are two different items each with its associated cost.

If availability determines you get product A at Price C, instead of Product B at Price D, that's not pricing discrimination or disparity for one product. It's simply an either/or situation for 2 different products at different price points.
Politics / Re: SWAGA Mocks Peter Obi, Labels Him Presidential Candidate Of Social Media Party by Neoteny(m): 10:42pm On Sep 03, 2022
ElijahOnyeka:
Lol... We go clear una doubt next year. Mind you, I'm a first time voter and I decided to get my PVC and vote for Obi. I also personally made arrangements for my 4 friends to get their PVC too and they're all first time voters too. We go really clear una doubt. "Social Media Party" members would be voting next year and I'm a proud member of the "Social Media Party". No worry

Wait

Because you and 4 of your friends are going to vote for Gringori makes you confident he'd win?

Well like you said you're getting into elections for the first time.

Prepare to be disappointed.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Rejects $20M Offer To Allow Wife Cheat For 1 Week by Neoteny(m): 10:39pm On Sep 03, 2022
$20m?

Heck, I'll be happy with $2m.

As long as they'll let me watch.
Politics / Re: Ticket For Peter Obi Town Hall Meeting In USA Costs $250-$5k - Kperogi by Neoteny(m): 10:36pm On Sep 03, 2022
SmartPolician:
I think the organizers are using it to raise funds. Who will pay for the hall, refreshments and other logistics to be used for the so-called town hall meetings, Peter Obi? You guys must be jokers because even flying around from one city to another costs a lot of money. Anwyays, I am sure the organizers have a better explanation for it. Attendance no be by force. If Farook doesn't attend, many Nigerians are eager to do so as we have seen.

I still maintain that Labour Party needs a lot of money to win this election because you cannot do so without spending money when you are running against moneybags. Tinubu and Atiku will use money to buy up all the voters. If charging privileged Nigerians in America is a way of raising funds for Labour Party in order to have enough resources to win this election, so be it!

You make it sound like Gringori is some starving politician. He should break out his Pandora piggybank and let loose a couple of billions to buy his way into Aso Rock, like you claim his competitors are going to do.

Funny, we thought he won't need to pay shishi as he has 50 million voters already.
Romance / Re: I’ve Been Secretly Enjoying Your Man – Lady Taunts Best Friend by Neoteny(m): 11:35pm On Sep 02, 2022
I fail to see the crime committed to warrant arrest, remand, bail and court.

This is purely a civil matter.

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Business / Re: Woman Returns €3,000 Left In Her Restaurant In Lagos by Neoteny(m): 8:57pm On Sep 02, 2022
How does one even forget 3,000 anything?

Heck, why does one even need 3,000 euros cash?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hailstones, The Size Of Tennis Balls Hits Spain ( Pics, Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:56pm On Sep 02, 2022
Enkidu70:


Live your life bro all this heaven shīt is just an illusion

You're better off talking to a brick wall. This blockhead is too far gone in his delusions.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hailstones, The Size Of Tennis Balls Hits Spain ( Pics, Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:54pm On Sep 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
If you are one who has read the book of revelation of the holy bible, you will agree with me that the world is witnessing intensely, the Shadows of Coming Great tribulation.

One of the Judgements that will hit Humanity during the GT include, the Deadliest Hailstorm in history, with hailstones weighing 100LbS each falling from the sky.

.

If you desire to Escape this time and events, now is the time. Run to JESUS Christ. Amend your ways. Live Prepared for his Imminent arrival.

Eventually you'll inevitably wake up from your hallucinatory slumber and realize there's no one coming and it's every man for himself.

You people believe the earth is 4,000 years old, yet it's been more than 2,000 years of your cult waiting for your Caucasian messiah, but the disappointment of more than 2 millennia is not enough to jolt you awake that it's all hogwash.

All your doomsday prophesies are natural phenomena that have been occurring for millions of years, but like some zany augurs and soothsayers you see the so-called endtime precursors in every storm, bushfire, rain, thunder, flash of lightning, rainbows, and flight pattern of birds.

You, sir, are severely misguided beyond all recovery.

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Politics / Re: The Lady Sacked For Attending Peter Obi Rally Has Started Work Immediately by Neoteny(m): 8:47pm On Sep 02, 2022
This OPM guy latches on to the latest scandals just to exploit the situation and market his business.
Politics / Re: The Lady Sacked For Attending Peter Obi Rally Has Started Work Immediately by Neoteny(m): 8:12pm On Sep 02, 2022
This is what he calls an ultramodern printing press?

undecided

Travel / Re: Dubai Denies Nigerians Under 40 Tourist Visas - Abike Dabiri by Neoteny(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2022
LaSenior:
grin

I don't even like that Dubai

How many blacks there lives expensive lifestyle

Dubai gave Hushpuppy out

Hushpuppi (who has now become hushed puppy) gave himself out when he decided to commit crime in the UAE

Stop glorifying criminals, that's what gives us a bad image.
Politics / Re: The President Nigeria Needs In 2023 – Kukah by Neoteny(m): 12:17pm On Sep 02, 2022
Says the man who's always spewing bigotry and religious vitriol.

Hypocrisy is the hallmark of Nigerian christianity.
Politics / Re: Flavour, Phyno Attend Peter Obi & Pat Utomi Lecture In Howard University (Video) by Neoteny(m): 10:06am On Sep 02, 2022
Ew, he looks like old potato.

Now I understand why he's always wearing those ugly spectacles.

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Politics / Re: 2023: APC Will Lose If You Insist On Free, Fair Elections – Wike Replies Buhari by Neoteny(m): 7:57am On Sep 02, 2022
Rozross:
I’ve never seen any confused politician as Wike

It's not his fault.

Atiku and the rest made him feel relevant

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Politics / Re: Prophet Isa Buba Mobilises Grassroots Campaign For Peter Obi In Plateau State by Neoteny(m): 8:30pm On Aug 31, 2022
The only thing selling Gringori to his followers is the CAN agenda of a christian president.

Otherwise there's nothing appealing about Gringori. His stewardship of Anambra is completely bland and unremarkable.

He's not done anything or held any meaningful position since he left office.

All he has is his faith and bigotry, his igbotism, and his buckets of lies and concocted statistics.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Did Elon Musk Declare Support For Peter Obi? by Neoteny(m): 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2022
Gringori will take such a hard fall in the elections he won't recover for ages.

Twitter votes don't count.

No one will ever vote for nyamiri.
Phones / Re: Oraimo Unveils Anifast Smart-charging Technology Compatible With All Devices by Neoteny(m): 2:41pm On Aug 31, 2022
Wawelexy:
Oraimo brands as proof itself as a versatile accessories....

Best in airpods and earpiece
Best in any connection accessories(Bluetooth, flash drives etc..)
Best in charging
And now this... the interesting part is that it's compatible with all brands unlike others...
Their USB cable sef fit serve as cane for some stubborn he-goat...


.....such as your humble self, for committing the cardinal sin of false claims.

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Phones / Re: Oraimo Watch 2 Pro VS Apple Watch 7 Series: Battle Of The Titians by Neoteny(m): 8:41am On Aug 31, 2022
I pity the kind of people who love comparing Apple products with shity Transsion nonsense.

Imagine: Apple watch 7 is being compared with Oraimo.

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Nullifies ₦20 Billion Damages Against DSS For Igboho by Neoteny(m): 2:42pm On Aug 30, 2022
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
personal parameters?

Is there constitutionally stipulated amount?

Is there constitutional provision for arbitrary amounts?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Had Breakfast In Toronto, Canada With OBIdient Family (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 9:08pm On Aug 29, 2022
flejnr2:
My question is from Germany to Canada what is the voting strength of those in diaspora instead of doing townhall meetings here at home, just to tell you an average Nigerian president likes traveling, imagine the tour he would tour the world with taxpayers money if elected this one he is flying round the world in campaign

He's always known for showboating and not much substance.

His stewardship of Anambra is drab and unremarkable, and he never did anything after office beyond sputtering out lots of fake stats and endless whining with no solutions.
Crime / Re: Four Nigerians Arrested For Fighting Police Officers In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:56pm On Aug 29, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
This is exactly why Nigeria needs peter Obi so that all these Police harrasement can stop.

A vote for peter Obi is a vote for better Nigeria! Vote wisely vote labour party

Wow.

I'm waiting to hear that Peter Obi will singlehandedly cure cancer, reverse climate change, eradicate global conflicts, and solve the riddle of dark matter.


Yawn.

Anambra is still a squalid swamp.
Crime / Re: 4 Nigerians Arrested For Fighting Policemen Have Been Remanded At Kirikiri by Neoteny(m): 8:45pm On Aug 29, 2022
yinkus6750:
Remanded without bail ?
9n what grounds?
And what was the outcome of police investigation before taking them to court?
Even the ladies that didn't touch the officers?
Something is definitely not adding up
But this is Nigeria

Er.....on the grounds of serious assault?

They assaulted a uniformed cop and you expect a long investigation?

This is what the cops call an open and shut case.

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