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Politics / Re: I Paid ₦‎5 Million Upfront To A SAN For Pardon, Bobrisky Claims by Neoteny(m): 3:29pm On Oct 07
Reyu630:

Stop piracy
Foreign Affairs / Re: This Video Shows Iran's Missiles Hitting Targets by Neoteny(m): 7:33pm On Oct 02
sweetkev:
Allah is not helping the Muslim nations since the beginning of this war while God of Israel is doing wonders.

Is it not time the Muslims swallow their shameful pride, respect Israel right and worship Jehovah the father of our lord Jesus Christ but they won't because their hearts is hardened and they will continue to die in large numbers from Lebanon to Iran and all the Arab nations put together.

Muslims are not fighting Israel, Shias are. Only Iran is facing Israel and they're not really at open war yet. Israel is only attacking civilians in Gaza and Lebanon.

If the Sunni countries around Israel decide to end Israel, even the US and its proxies can stop them. Turkey sends oil to Israel, the UAE and Egypt allow cargo to be routed to Israel, and they all do trade with the zionist terrorists.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Neoteny(m): 7:18pm On Oct 02
bizzibodi:

Was Muhammed there?how did he know?

The angels told him.

Everything you know about your jesus in the bible was from scraps of incomplete books written in Greek by unknown people decades after Jesus supposedly died.

Ask your pastor who Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John were. No one knows. Also ask why the earliest copies of the bible were in Greek and not Aramaic, the language Jesus and the disciples spoke.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Neoteny(m): 4:52pm On Oct 02
bizzibodi:

So what happened to prophet isa

He lived and died a mortal man, like everyone else
Politics / Re: Petrol Import In Nigeria Drops By 3.58 Billion Litres After ‘Subsidy Removal’ by Neoteny(m): 4:52pm On Oct 02
amazingspiderma:


Because they are not responsible for fuel subsidy, security and exchange rate

So what's the trillions handed over to them for?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Neoteny(m): 9:57pm On Oct 01
Raf4:


You're the dumb and crackedhead mofo here if you think Israel is fighting a religion war. Even Saudi, the owner of islam, is happy that Israel is crushing all the Iran sponsored terrorists. So also all the sunni muslim countries.
By the way, are you a sunni or shia? Because shiites, under the leadership of Iran, see and treat you sunnis as pigs.

tongue

Cope harder 😂
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Neoteny(m): 9:57pm On Oct 01
bizzibodi:

I thought your master Muhammed said Jesus was not killed?

The biblical Jesus was

Prophet Isa was not.
Politics / Re: Petrol Import In Nigeria Drops By 3.58 Billion Litres After ‘Subsidy Removal’ by Neoteny(m): 7:34pm On Oct 01
Afonjudas:
And the burden of the removed subsidy was channeled to the masses via a 700% fuel price increase while Tinubu purchased luxury private jets with the saved trillions.

....and a luxury yacht and cars as well, for Seyi and Remi.

Meanwhile, why isn't anyone condemning the state governors who collect trillions every year and do absolutely nothing?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Neoteny(m): 7:32pm On Oct 01
Masterviolence:
There's obviously no journey without a destination, the long awaited war is here.
Let's run a quick poll.

Like if you stand with Israel, share if you stand with Iran.
Let the battle begin.

99 dumb Nigerian Judeo-Christian fukks stand with the genocidal terrorists in the stolen land.

The dumbest people on earth are Nigerian Christians, who somehow believe the people who killed jesus and call him a false Messiah are their brethren 😂

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Politics / Re: Over 40% Of Nigerians Now Enjoy 20 Hours Regular Electricity Supply – Minister by Neoteny(m): 7:59am On Sep 30
40% of grid electricity consumers is not the same as 40% of the population of Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Bring Her Friends Over To Spend Days by Neoteny(m): 9:54pm On Sep 27
LazyNaijaYouth:
We've not seen in 6 months cause she's a student in school and now she's coming back but she wants to bring 2 of her friends (alongside herself) to live with me for 3 days before they go to their various homes. Is this cool?

I've not met the friends in person before but we've spoken over the phone from time to time, and she didn't ask me before making the decision to travel down with them.



Fukk all three.
Politics / Re: Securing 200 Million Citizens Unrealistic-Nigeria' Army by Neoteny(m): 9:54pm On Sep 25
But how come the generals are billionaires?

How come 300 bandits can terrorize 20 million people in parts of the northwest?

How come the 2m security agents with all the tanks and guns and artillery and drones and tanks and MRAPs and ATVs and APCs and technicals and jets and attack helicopters and night vision goggles and special forces and CAS aircraft and intelligence services and signals intelligence and human intelligence and the massive budgets of the country over the years....cannot dislodge less than 10,000 poorly trained, hungry, ragtag bandits?

This means a country smaller than Mali can invade and take over Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Verydarkman Vs Ihuoma Nneji, Daughter Of ABC Founder: Apologize In 24hrs, Else.. by Neoteny(m): 4:25pm On Sep 25
This grifter again
Romance / Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by Neoteny(m): 4:24pm On Sep 25
Henry2405:
Guess the promise this man is making to this beautiful lady.

"Ok, iPhone 16 Pro Max, no problem. 256Gb or 512Gb? "
Politics / Re: Again, Boko Haram Bombs Damaturu-Maiduguri 330kv Transmission Line by Neoteny(m): 4:22pm On Sep 23
nedu666:


Investing in what. How many lgbos own factory, petrol station, schools in kano. Oga stop lying to yourself

They're importers, they own virtually every electronics, building materials, iron mongery, scrap, metals, plastics, restaurants, car parts, etc shops.

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Politics / Re: Again, Boko Haram Bombs Damaturu-Maiduguri 330kv Transmission Line by Neoteny(m): 9:37am On Sep 23
slimfit1:
See why investing in the North is a wasteof money.

There are more of your brothers investing in Kano State alone than there are in the entire South Yeast.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Detonates Hezbollah Walkie-talkies In Second Wave After Pager Attack(pics by Neoteny(m): 4:55pm On Sep 20
LtChisom:


This is a typical statement of a defeated mental capacity void of sensible articulation and logical maneuvering.

Go register with hezbollah or hamas and cry or die like your brethren.

Wow such bombast from a halfwit who probably has no idea what he just said
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Detonates Hezbollah Walkie-talkies In Second Wave After Pager Attack(pics by Neoteny(m): 7:25am On Sep 19
LtChisom:


So you agree that the islamists are terrorists and were the first to look for trouble?

I wonder why you retarded muslims will start something and still be shouting genocide, isn't it mental illness?

But you see you muslims are brain Dead, so if they lay baits for you, na so una go hang for the hook, let me see aNyone shouting genocide again.

Israel told you terrorists they will turn lebanon to stone age, like someone up there mentioned, it is better for hezbollah to start using ram horn for communication now, because soon even the toto of their wives will start exploding if they want to 4k, they will become preeqless soon, just watch and you will cry as usual.

I sell GP tanks for people who want to invest in tears.

Typically idiotic rant, full of fluff and no substance.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Detonates Hezbollah Walkie-talkies In Second Wave After Pager Attack(pics by Neoteny(m): 12:26am On Sep 19
DevilsEqual:
Israel is always like three steps ahead of these guys

Sophisticated Intelligence and an enviable one





Explain October 7
Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by Neoteny(m): 10:37am On Sep 16
KemoSabe:
Yeah, that's me all right.

Invite sent
Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by Neoteny(m): 1:10am On Sep 16
KemoSabe:
da_sparroe

This you?

Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by Neoteny(m): 9:05pm On Sep 15
KemoSabe:




Gentlemen, abi una dey mention Call of Duty for Starlink Thread bah... I don join una.
Oya, make we meet for Warzone na..





Greetings chairmen, this is an open invitation to answer the Call Of Duty Naija League...

You're in the Warzone Bro? lets link up.

Aye Aye...Lets meet up there.

Still get up in the Warzone player?

What's your player name?
Business / Re: NNPC Begins Lifting Of Petrol At The Dangote Petroleum Refinery (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 7:35pm On Sep 15
lokotamak:
All this picture not necessary. cool
What Nigerians want is reasonable and affordable price,

Make your own refinery
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Neoteny(m): 11:35am On Sep 14
sonofsteven:
I don't understand the motives behind Islam and terrorism

To rid the world of infidels tongue
Politics / Re: I Can’t Be Receiving Salaries For Doing Nothing - SA In kwara Resigns by Neoteny(m): 8:00pm On Sep 13
The entire civil service is taking salaries and doing absolutely nothing.

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Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by Neoteny(m): 5:28pm On Sep 13
Palestine to Israel

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Literature / Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by Neoteny(m): 11:04am On Sep 07
illicit:
Who is in?

I like short stories, I wrote some on one NL competition sometimes ago cc divepen1


I think that competition is no more

Let's do this for fun.

I will go first, short story, 75 words.


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In these days of ChatGPT?
Politics / Re: I Can’t Hand Over Edo State To An Unintelligent Man – Governor Obaseki by Neoteny(m): 2:39pm On Sep 05
Clearly this is the face of an extremely intelligent man

Politics / Re: Scarcity: NNPC Constitutes Economic Danger, Sell It - Punch Editorial by Neoteny(m): 11:22pm On Sep 03
Standing5:
Any parastatal hausas and fulani dominate is gone for good. Check the army, customs, immigration, agric. It is same pattern. Whatever favours them personally is the right thing to do and that what becomes the law or norm. See how they use sharia today.
The banking and financial sector can still survive because they don't dominate that. Education and health are alive not because of govt funding but reasonable southerners bring their token of commonsensical judgement and good public work ethics to those sectors.

It seems you read the article upside down or backwards....or both.

People running NNPC are political appointees beholden to their patrons. They dance to the tune of whoever appointed them.

In about 25 years of so-called democracy, northerners were in power for 11 years (Yar'Adua shouldn't even really count) while the south held sway for 14. So for more than half the period, southerners had full control of the entire national petroleum industry.
Politics / Re: Scarcity: NNPC Constitutes Economic Danger, Sell It - Punch Editorial by Neoteny(m): 11:10pm On Sep 03
lazkizz:
Nigeria revolution go worst pass Libya 🇱🇾 own.
Like 25 warlords will be controlling different parts of the country.

Many will lost their life . The British will try to re amalgamate the broken country but it won't work.

After some years each part will experience rapid growth and development, because they now control their resources.

The way you people advocate violent end to your own country makes one wonder whether you're nihilists, or simply idiots.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery To Supply 25M Litres Of Petrol Daily In September - NMDPRA by Neoteny(m): 3:23pm On Sep 03
EreluRoz:
What positive effect will all these dangote wareva will have on the masses? The masses just want pump price to go down

Go and force it to go down.
Politics / Re: Takeaways From Dangote’s Press Conference On Petrol Production by Neoteny(m): 1:01pm On Sep 03
People saying it should be cheaper don't understand the principles of commerce.

Surely they're not advocating he sells at a loss?

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