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Politics / Re: North-West, South-West Lead As INEC Registers 96.2 Million by Neoteny(m): 12:16pm On Aug 02, 2022
ThrownBack:
From what I can see up there, Peter Obi will win this election.

It's not because of regional votes or any other demographics, the people are tired of being hungry and unemployed, with insecurity plaguing their lives. 84 million voters cannot make the mistake of voting for failures like those being paraded by PDP and APC.

From the numbers above you were able to deduce people's feelings and emotions?

Wishful thinking.

You underestimate the Nigerian people's resilience and complacence.

No magic or false hopes would make Gringori president.

Not today.
Politics / Re: Governor Bala Mohammed Holding His Umbrella Under Heavy Downpour by Neoteny(m): 10:03am On Aug 02, 2022
Next: "Nigerian governor holds his own penis while taking a pee"

Incidentally, that's his picture on the umbrella, with negates the image of humility they're trying to peddle.
Politics / Re: Zack Orji Declares Support For Tinubu (Video) by Neoteny(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Dear Tinubu Supporters, do you know that Tinubu's convoy is longer than that of Buhari ?.. Do you know that Tinubu is extremely rich and he can never be poor again ?.. This man is made for life and should be resting with his grandchildren.. Now if you think you will vote Tinubu or Atiku due to tribal or religious affiliation then you need your head to be examined.. Your case is even the worst if you are not benefiting anything from Tinubu directly and you are always online and offline throwing your support for them, trust me your generation won't forgive you.. Don't give these criminals chance again.. Think about your future and generation to come.. Vote for the most competent candidate come 2023.. God bless you all


Copied from oilpussy undecided

Gringori has billions stashed away in offshore accounts, he robbed Anambra. He's not poor and will never be poor.

Don't be taken in by the fake persona of the everyman, carrying his own luggage, traveling economy, picking his own nose...it's cultivated to appeal to gullible people like you.

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Travel / Re: Man Discovers "Hidden Camera" In His Hotel Room At A Hotel In VI Lagos by Neoteny(m): 10:32am On Jul 30, 2022
InsideLove:
Although this might be good for security reason but so wrong invading one's privacy.

So which is it?

Can't be both
Education / Re: ASUU members, How Do You Cope Without Salary? by Neoteny(m): 10:31am On Jul 30, 2022
morikee:
Total disgraced of a Country

Yeah.

This is the outcome of inept lecturers.

You represent everything wrong with ASUU.

Disgrace, not disgraced. You should know the difference because you're a disgrace yourself

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Politics / Re: Lagos Police Statement On INEC Officials At Church In Ijeshatedo by Neoteny(m): 6:57pm On Jul 29, 2022
CAN registering fake voters on behalf of Gringori

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Politics / Re: Buhari Surmons All Service Chiefs Presides Over Security Briefing by Neoteny(m): 3:57pm On Jul 28, 2022
Whatever is amusing this failure that leads to his indifferent posture and mirth is representative of the depth to which the once-vaunted military has sunken into.

Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Buhari Not Aware Of Threat To Kidnap Him Until I Told Him by Neoteny(m): 12:28pm On Jul 28, 2022
Buhari has never been aware of anything.

Never was a leader so out of touch with his subjects' predicament, the progress of science and technology, global and internal economics, faith-based dynamics, popular sentiments, threats and opportunities.

The only thing Buhari should lead is a small prayer congregation in the afternoons inside his sitting room.
Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke Arrives Ile Ife To Pay Homage To Ooni Of Ife (video) by Neoteny(m): 12:26pm On Jul 28, 2022
This guy needs to lose some fat fast
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Laments About Traffic In Banana Island After Paying N3bn by Neoteny(m): 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2022
Wow, the privilege in her manufactured outrage is palpable.

This is nothing but rich people's problems.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Having Extramarital Affairs With Actresses (Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2022
Christistruth00:




Even from his Standing Posture alone you can tell that Suleiman is seriously Promiscuous

Suleiman can hardly keep his legs together when he stands and he stoops when he walks too

Damn!

grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Having Extramarital Affairs With Actresses (Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:43pm On Jul 27, 2022
This looks more like the face of a randy punk than a pastor.

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Education / Re: Who Is ASUU Really Fighting For? by Neoteny(m): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2022
The same lecturers that emotionally, academically, psychologically, financially, and sexually abuse you are the ones you think will fight for you, to the extent of losing their salaries for months?

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Deliver Lecture On Security In Liberia by Neoteny(m): 12:22pm On Jul 26, 2022
Lol, what?! grin grin
Crime / Re: Freed Train Attack Victim Narrate Ordeal Says FG Not Responsible For His Freedom by Neoteny(m): 12:36am On Jul 26, 2022
mccloud224:


Oh look at you...



Poor you...acting like you get your sources direct from sambisa...oh puuhlleaze. Rest your brain instead....its never had a chance to grow...lol (back in the day, I'd tell you to grow a brain...matter of fact, Grow a brain Goddammit).

You've conclusively proven your jackassery by your nonsensical rants and the fact that your information comes from the internet... probably from a Facebook group of like-minded jackasses.

You're not worth the spittle that gathers at the corners of a gnat's mouth.
Crime / Re: Freed Train Attack Victim Narrate Ordeal Says FG Not Responsible For His Freedom by Neoteny(m): 11:03pm On Jul 25, 2022
mccloud224:


Truth as they say sounds stranger than fiction. You know you CAN'T debunk anything I said (or typed rather). Its all over the internet and as they say, the internet never forgets (what an elephant...lol).

Wake up and smell the coffee bruv...the beans ain't fresh though.

The internet is your source?

I rest my case.

undecided
Crime / Re: Freed Train Attack Victim Narrate Ordeal Says FG Not Responsible For His Freedom by Neoteny(m): 10:22pm On Jul 25, 2022
mccloud224:
The govt via El Rufai brought in Fulani Jihadists a.k.a boko haram a.k.a bandits a.k.a ansaru Islam to oust Jonathan. El Rufai abandoned them (he claims he paid them off) when Jonathan handed over peacefully without struggle. They refused to return back to their countries (Sudan,Mali,Chad,Niger,etc). They have been a thorn in El Rufai's flesh ever since. A malignant group of politicians took interest in them and pumped in money. Now a bigger international cabal has hijacked them and they are no longer under the control of our local politicians. Our thieves in power now have a problem on their hands and have suddenly realized they have armed forces to deal with them after over 12 years of beating about the Bush... The only problem is our armed forces has been compromised with terrorists!!! We are ruled by terrorists!!!

Nonetheless, some effort has been made and the so called bandits are now going directly against their sponsors which happens to be OUR govt.

Do you think it's mere coincidence they keep calling for El Rufai's head? Nigerians think they are smart but are dumber than a sack full of hammers!!!!!

Goddamit!

By gawd you're full of shiit.

If you've nothing factual to say then shut the fukk up and don't belabor us with the farts of your deluded brain.

People like you are as deadly as bandits when you go about spewing such trash totally ignorant of how you come across.
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Presidential Guards After Threat To Kidnap Buhari by Neoteny(m): 9:51pm On Jul 25, 2022
Kiss goodbye to any so-called foreign investments.

But what happened to the Nigerian military, once vaunted and the backbone of ecomog, the same Nigeria that went on peacekeeping to Lebanon, Liberia, Somalia..

With all the armored tanks and personnel carriers and gun trucks and helicopters and planes and jet fighters and artillery and rockets... today they're the ones on the defensive from a group of poorly trained urchins and illiterate cow herders and farmers?

Army, navy, airforce, DSS, police, mobile police, special forces, civil defence, civilian JTF, wardens... they're all armed and militarized in their thousands can't defend an inch of this country from bandits and pillagers?

Wow.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: My Solution Will Be Decisive And Immediate, Says Peter Obi by Neoteny(m): 8:32pm On Jul 25, 2022
He talks as if there's no legislature to contend with.

Does he fancy himself a dictator, or some self-appointed messiah?
Education / Re: FG Shuts Down All Unity Schools In Abuja Over Security Threats by Neoteny(m): 8:02pm On Jul 25, 2022
Wow.

In Abuja.

Buhari and his administration are really the worst of the worst.

There's nothing left again.

Russia should just purchase Nigeria at a discount and use the territory for nuclear tests.
Politics / Re: Atiku: Tinubu Jostled To Be VP On Muslim-Muslim Ticket To Buhari by Neoteny(m): 3:20pm On Jul 25, 2022
Tinubu

Obi

Atiku

Kwankwaso

Shettima

They're all part of the same political class that sucked Nigeria dry.

They can all go to hell.

Anyone voting for any of these crooks can also burn in hell.
Politics / Re: 2023: Don't Distract My Attention, Vote Any Candidate Of Your Choice - Adeboye by Neoteny(m): 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2022
When clerics divorce politics from the spiritual they're insulted by CAN and their footsoldiers because CAN is just a political party for christendom. A very bigoted one at that.

Later CAN will shout "islamization" when they're working hard for "christianization".

Hypocrites.
TV/Movies / Re: Profile Of Allysyn, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Neoteny(m): 12:02pm On Jul 25, 2022
Who are these people and why don't they look like the typical Nigerians we see everyday? Are they media creations to add flavor to the show?

And why do they all have these silly names?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 7 "Level UP" Meet The Contestants (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2022
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Are those people better than me ni or they are more handsome than me, because I don't understand why I wasn't picked!

Maybe the organizers were feeling I was too big for the show.


Anyways me am back to the studio o cooking something new


Dbull- connect


Out soon


You worwor small

And what the hell cheapo phone is that?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Neoteny(m): 9:45pm On Jul 22, 2022
Hearty chicken soup, been raining all day

Chicken
Potatoes
Carrots
Peas
Onions
Onion powder
White pepper powder
Garlic powder
Ginger powder
Chicken stock cubes
Extra virgin olive oil
Salt
Bird's eye chilli

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Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping Woman Of Over N1.6m by Neoteny(m): 8:55am On Jul 22, 2022
Atikulated:
Home and away, Nigerians are going through a lot, courtesy of President Buhari and his cohorts.

Someone who can afford to travel to India just to scam people there is certainly not "going through a lot". More so when crime is deeply ingrained in the DNA of a certain people.

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Sports / Re: Gov Wike Rewards Rivers United Players, Officials $20,000 Each by Neoteny(m): 8:49am On Jul 22, 2022
Unbudgeted funds.

The way governors have unfettered access to the state's commonwealth is astounding.
Politics / Re: Anambra House Of Assembly Approves Soludo’s Request To Borrow ₦100 Billion by Neoteny(m): 8:47am On Jul 22, 2022
Critical infrastructure?

Borrowing?

Didn't Obi succeed in turning Anambra to Dubai, then?
Politics / Re: Sowore Replies Peter Obi On National Grid Collapse by Neoteny(m): 11:32pm On Jul 21, 2022
Peter Obi is the most overrated man in Nigeria, promoted by Nigerian christendom as a way to prop up a christian president (being igboe is a bonus).

The man has nothing to show for his stewardship of Anambra besides murder, ethnic bigotry, and theft.

The way these people go on about him you'd think he's some messianic miracle worker, when all the crook represents is verbosity, lies, dubious statistics, misrepresentation, showboating, and grandstanding.

The gullible youth will be so disillusioned.

All ye hounds chomping at the bit because I called out your Pandora Prick may now bark your impotent rage like the mongrels you all are.
Travel / Re: Bolt Driver Robs Passenger In Abuja (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 8:22pm On Jul 20, 2022
Where Kopa see $500?

Why's she walking around with more than N310k cash?

Abi na her settlement from the previous night?

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Politics / Re: National Grid Collapses To 40mw Again by Neoteny(m): 8:19pm On Jul 20, 2022
Subsidywise20:
The solution is simple....LET the discos and gencos set the price, not NBET. Not the government.

Also, let everyone have their meter...and let people that bypass the meter get punished by having no power...

Let every Nigerian pay for the power they use, and not use cutlass to chase disco workers doing their job.

Modified

Basically, we have been running NEPA/PHCN/DISCOgenco...at a loss, and the only way to get enough money to fix things...is to run the thing at a profit.

Modified

The issues facing the Nigerian power sector remains multi-faceted but in our view, top on the list is the non-cost reflective tariff. While we acknowledge that the current macroeconomic landscape may not be best suited for another hike in electricity tariffs, we note that the continued adoption of non-cost-reflective tariffs will exacerbate the anemic position of Discos, prevent the overhaul of poor transmission infrastructure, hinder private sector investments and constrain the development of the power sector. With government revenue under significant pressure, we believe government liquidity injections may prove to be insufficient in sustaining the power sector.

Sauce: The Nigerian power sector, still in muddy waters from Nairametrics.

He or she who has ears to hear, let him or her hear.

They won't listen.

Most of the folks here are the type that steal energy because they want it for free.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Hauwa Suntai And Her Younger Husband, Ahmed Jarman by Neoteny(m): 12:16pm On Jul 20, 2022
Male gold digger.

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