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Crime / Re: Four Nigerians Arrested For Fighting Police Officers In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Neoteny(m): 8:56pm On Aug 29, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
This is exactly why Nigeria needs peter Obi so that all these Police harrasement can stop.

A vote for peter Obi is a vote for better Nigeria! Vote wisely vote labour party

Wow.

I'm waiting to hear that Peter Obi will singlehandedly cure cancer, reverse climate change, eradicate global conflicts, and solve the riddle of dark matter.


Yawn.

Anambra is still a squalid swamp.
Crime / Re: 4 Nigerians Arrested For Fighting Policemen Have Been Remanded At Kirikiri by Neoteny(m): 8:45pm On Aug 29, 2022
yinkus6750:
Remanded without bail ?
9n what grounds?
And what was the outcome of police investigation before taking them to court?
Even the ladies that didn't touch the officers?
Something is definitely not adding up
But this is Nigeria

Er.....on the grounds of serious assault?

They assaulted a uniformed cop and you expect a long investigation?

This is what the cops call an open and shut case.
Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Neoteny(m): 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
They are doing everything to please the Igbos but APC will be a dead party in 2023, insha Allah

Tinubu is indirectly using Shetima to beg the Igbos for vote in 2023 but it will fall on deaf ears


No one has ever cared for igboe votes.

PMB got by very well without the dot in a very large circle.
Technology Market / Re: New Asus ROG Zephyrus Nvidia RTX 3080 Dedicated Graphics Gone by Neoteny(m): 9:41am On Aug 28, 2022
It's not available, you've a lower-spec'd version instead. We talked and you offered the lesser one because the one advertised is sold.
Politics / Re: Hilda Dokubo Runs For House of Representatives Seat Under LP In Rivers by Neoteny(m): 7:37am On Aug 28, 2022
What was a woman doing in a so-called 2 million-man march?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Two-Million-Man March In Rivers State (Photos, Video) by Neoteny(m): 6:36pm On Aug 27, 2022
Jflex07:
I was there live.. We reach 5million..the crowd was massive, very massive!!

5 million is the entire population of some of the most populated states in Nigeria.

You're either drunk, hallucinating, lying....or all 3 at once.

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Politics / Re: Moment Soludo Tried To Open Car Door For Peter Obi But... by Neoteny(m): 11:49pm On Aug 26, 2022
Gringori the CAN and Ipob president
Family / Re: Man Rants At Length Over Wife’s Decision To Serve Him Just Two Pieces Of Meat by Neoteny(m): 12:13pm On Aug 26, 2022
They record every minutiae of their banal life and upload on social media.....

You don't even know what's real and what's fake anymore.
Business / Re: Isyaku Naziru Rabiu, Resigns From Board Of BUA Foods PLC by Neoteny(m): 12:11pm On Aug 26, 2022
Digitalstarlite:
Is ok

It's ok

I don't know why this error has become so rampant
Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Obi Meet With Wike, Others In London by Neoteny(m): 5:47pm On Aug 25, 2022
Same cast of characters that assisted in wrecking the country
Crime / Re: Nigerian National Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by Neoteny(m): 3:31pm On Aug 25, 2022
These are the people Gringori is off to see in his jaunt, the people he calls "Nigerians in diaspora".

They're his people, after all.
Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Leaves For The US, To Engage Nigerians In Diaspora by Neoteny(m): 3:30pm On Aug 25, 2022
Gringori is off on jamboree to codedly vacation and enjoy his filthy lucre, while playing to the gallery to fool his idiotic groupies.

The diasporic people he's referring to are all those illegal residents selling drugs abroad.

This man is a clown and a side show.
Food / Re: My Experience Eating Amala At A Popular Eatery In Ibadan by Neoteny(m): 7:06pm On Aug 24, 2022
youngsahito:
you can't spend ordinary #1500 on yourself and u galz will want a guy that will take u out to spend more than 20k on you. Make una dey fear God oooo!!! Say guyz dey try una no just want appreciate.

Underrated comment
Education / Re: UNILAG SSANU, NASU Protest Against Strike Suspension by Neoteny(m): 7:02pm On Aug 24, 2022
LordIsaac:
Nigerian workers!

Workers?!

You're too kind.

They've jobs, but they don't really work.

Our entire civil service is one bloated social security blanket for unproductive, non-utilitarian, lazy people.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Is Being Used By Tinubu And His Associate by Neoteny(m): 6:58pm On Aug 24, 2022
Reno wants his gullible followers to believe he's super connected and has insights into deep state secrets.

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Science/Technology / Re: Texas: Dinosaur Tracks From 113 Million Yrs Ago Discovered After Severe Drought by Neoteny(m): 6:55pm On Aug 24, 2022
emmanuelpopson:


I'm just tired of seeing so many post that the narrative is false and it's misinformation. Such people only believe what their pastor said or what their imam said meanwhile they could not under how scientists developed and built airplanes, spacecrafts, electricity, Internet and others.. I appreciate the geology knowledge I have and the understanding of how lands,oceans and humans relate...tge fossil records that humans are discovering says it all.. The dinosaur of over 100 million years old should not be strange to someone like me kos the earth been a planet itself is more than 4 billion years old

Absolutely.

Irony: the phones they use to discredit scientific facts and discovery are made possible only because of... scientific facts and discovery. grin
Family / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by Neoteny(m): 3:02pm On Aug 24, 2022
Jennyclay:
It's not advisable my dear! 100k is way too small. Haba!!

God forbid!! I reject it IJN!!

This skinny figure with the flat chest and butt cannot consume more than 30k monthly to maintain.

Allow those with more meat on them to complain about so-called meagre incomes

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Science/Technology / Re: Texas: Dinosaur Tracks From 113 Million Yrs Ago Discovered After Severe Drought by Neoteny(m): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2022
The level of ignorance in Nigeria is unbelievable.

Just see the number of idiots calling this story false, simply because their tiny brains cannot comprehend prehistoric times which go contrary to the book of fairy tales that says, without any shred of evidence, that the earth is 4,000 years old.

These people believe giants walked the earth, Methuselah lived thousands of years, spirits and demons and angels are real, destinies can be chained up with padlocks....but they've a hard time believing prehistoric reptiles and mammals walked the earth millions of years ago.

No wonder they prefer Gringori to be their president.

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Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima's Emergence, Performance At NBA AGM Ruffles Feathers by Neoteny(m): 9:15am On Aug 24, 2022
When you're all done with the Shettima suit challenge, I dare you to do this guy.

Politics / Re: Garba Adamu Mocks Peter Obi's Speech At The NBA Conference by Neoteny(m): 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2022
DWickedLandLord:
They understand everything so well
They have implemented it so fantastically
That's why Nigeria is the world economic powerhouse.

If we're speaking frankly, The North shouldn't be anywhere near power in Nigeria. Their dynasty have lasted long enough. It's pass time to let others try their own vision

OBJ and GEJ had a shot, both representing the south and christian nationalism.

Both failed.

Your southern christian Emefiele, together with your southern pastor Osinbajo, ruined the already fragile economy.

This trope of the north being responsible for Nigeria's travails ought to die a quick death.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Knelt Down To Greet Atiku At NBA Conference (Photos, Video) by Neoteny(m): 11:41pm On Aug 22, 2022
The pretender is bowing to the real king.

Gringori knows he's just a clown propelled by jobless youth who vote only on social media.

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Food / Re: Take A Look At The Pears I Got For 2k. How Much Is This In Your Area? by Neoteny(m): 11:40pm On Aug 22, 2022
vincentjk:


So you know yet you're asking.

I'm asking why you people insist on calling an avocado a pear when they're not related.
Food / Re: Take A Look At The Pears I Got For 2k. How Much Is This In Your Area? by Neoteny(m): 11:39pm On Aug 22, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Maybe because of the shape. It is shaped like the original pear.

Not really.

It's confusing.

They look vaguely alike.

Different produce.

If you sent me to buy a pear, I'll buy you a pear.

Why not call a pear a pear and an avocado an avocado? It doesn't cost anything,

Lambs and goats look alike. Do you look at a lamb and go, "hey look at that goat" ?
Food / Re: Take A Look At The Pears I Got For 2k. How Much Is This In Your Area? by Neoteny(m): 11:36pm On Aug 22, 2022
vincentjk:

Because it's a type of pear as well. They all look soft and butter-like but quite different.

A pear is a pear and an avocado is an avocado.

Just because a shovel looks like a spade doesn't make a shovel a spade. Let's call a spade a spade.

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Food / Re: Take A Look At The Pears I Got For 2k. How Much Is This In Your Area? by Neoteny(m): 9:35pm On Aug 22, 2022
Why is avocado called "pear"?
Food / Re: My Special Unripe Plantain Porridge With Oil And Vegetable Blend (pics & Video) by Neoteny(m): 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2022
DiomaKitchen:


You pity my husband, why??

Ignore the haters.

Your cooking looks superb and I'm sure your husband is a lucky man.

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Romance / Re: Ladies In Relationship With Men Who Earn ₦100k And Below, Please How Do You Cope by Neoteny(m): 8:27pm On Aug 21, 2022
Rozross:
A thread was created by blessedmercy asking if it would be wise to settle down with a man that earns 100k and all she got was insults and jabs from guys, like seriously?

Should a guy who earns 100k think of marriage or how to double his hustle ? Why are most guys unrealistic, can 100k fend and cater for yourself alone.

Please I’ll want those who think it’s ok to come break it down for us on how the 100k will be managed monthly, I maybe learning a whole lot from this. Thanks

Here's a simple solution:

Go out there and make your own 100k or above, and complement what he has.

The common name for someone who benefits from someone without contributing anything is... parasite.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Darya, Alexander Dugin's Daughter Killed By Car Bomb In Russia (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 6:24pm On Aug 21, 2022
tunde1200:
See another uninformed baby


E pain you ba?

Good.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Darya, Alexander Dugin's Daughter Killed By Car Bomb In Russia (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 4:00pm On Aug 21, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed This war is unnecessary, it's similar to the one Awolowo caused in the 1960s through his backstabbing, spits

Awolowo is one of the worst things that ever happened to Nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Re: Darya, Alexander Dugin's Daughter Killed By Car Bomb In Russia (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 3:59pm On Aug 21, 2022
kettykin:
I trust KGB in this. Poor innocent girl paid the price for her father's misdemeanor

FSB

KGB does not exist anymore.

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