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Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 1:15pm On Aug 20, 2022
ribbit:
you can tell from your filthy language that your father is a pig and your mum was a notorious village mad woman who disvigined every pigs in enclaves over there.

I hope you are not in Lagos spreading filth all over the place.

Disgusting maggot.
*Spits*

I won't go to Lagos if there's a pot of gold there for the taking. Too filthy and full of useless touts such as your humble self.


Now, keep squealing little piggy.

tongue
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: We’ll Soon Unveil Big Men Behind Oil Theft by Neoteny(m): 12:39pm On Aug 20, 2022
"we'll soon unveil.."

"We'll soon reveal..."

"We'll soon expose..."

These lines have become as worn out as "several escaped with gunshot wounds".
Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 12:36pm On Aug 20, 2022
ribbit:
not everyone is a pig like your lineage.

The filth in Lagos is caused by those who ran from their filth empire in sad beast to mess up Lagos.

BRT buses have been operating for years and they are still well maintained.

Ah...one of the filthy pigs has taken it upon himself to roll in the mud.

Tell me, little piglet, is it the same "people who ran from their empire" that are responsible for the dirty corrugated roofs in your brown roof republic as well?

Most of the agberos dirtying up your sordid little enclave are yeribas.

You're roiled and squealing like the wounded swine you're because the truth pricks.

Now, run along piggy-wiggy, before you hurt yourself.
Politics / Re: Atiku, Wike’s Camps Rivers Meeting Ends In Stalemate by Neoteny(m): 9:15am On Aug 20, 2022
Praxis758:
Delegates on Wike’s side are stronger than that of Atiku’s.

That automatically put Wike in an area of strength.

That's because Atiku wants reconciliation while Wike wants revenge.

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Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 9:13am On Aug 20, 2022
Trust yeriba, within a year that place will turn to the filthiest cesspool you've ever seen:

Pickpockets
Random drops of turd
Piss
Gala and pure water hawkers
Hangers-on
Touts, louts and thugs
And an overwhelming smell of deep-rooted dirt, decay, destitution, dejection, death, despair and disease.

No be Lagos?
Education / Re: FG Promised N60,000 Increment In Professors' Salaries – ASUU by Neoteny(m): 9:10am On Aug 20, 2022
The issues:

Salary increment
Payment of "earned" allowances
Payment of salary arrears
Adopting UTAS for payment.

......and university revitalisation funds.


4 out of 5 issues revolve around their salaries.


And yet they keep saying they're fighting for the general education system. If true there should be 4 items about fixing the infrastructural rot, and 1 item about their pay.

Like we always say, ASUU is greedily fighting with an Oliver Twist-like mindset for only their selfish needs, and damn the consequences on the students.

Their pecuniary actions for self-gratification is doing more harm to the higher educational system than government's neglect.

To hell with ASUU....and if you're down with ASUU, then f**k you too.

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Business / Re: FG Blocks Mobile Payment, Telecoms Network Access To Online Loan Firms by Neoteny(m): 5:34pm On Aug 19, 2022
Soko loan is a learner, the real crooks are MIGO. These guys charge as high as 65% and above.

They also have stiff penalties for default.

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Travel / Re: IATA Reacts To Emirates Suspension Of Flights From Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2022
Emefiele and gang have all cornered the available Forex for their endless racketeering.

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Family / Re: Friday Fried Rice And Peppered Chicken With Step By Step Pics by Neoteny(m): 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2022
Channah1:
I'm not a fan of the conventional fried rice because it's not always spicy. So I made mine with a little tweak to please my tastebud.

Pics1 ingredients

Pics 2
Steamed chicken with seasoning cubes, thyme, garlic onions and fresh pepper with little water. Then allowed to simmer very well before adding more water to cook and form broth.

I parboiled the rice and set aside.
I fried the chicken and after it's dried, I added onions, curry powder and fresh pepper to sauce and pepper the chicken. Then I took it out and poured the chicken broth into oil. Covered and let it boil very well.

Pics 4
Add washed rice to boiling stock and covered to done. That's the base for my fried rice.

Zonefree allow me post the method finish before you jump in to condemn.

Y'all minds have been conditioned to only see faults and condemn.





This is not fried rice.

It's just glorified jollof rice.

Fried rice uses precooked rice, no stock or water.

And it's actually lightly fried.

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Travel / Re: Video Of Mass Deportation Of Dubai-Based Nigerians by Neoteny(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2022
Ahap.

We told them ai.

All these japa folks that think relocating is as easy as they make it seem online.

All these people being deported went there on tourist visa and have remained past their visa expiration without renewal or job permits, thinking they can cheat a working system.

The most Dubai gives is Permanent Residence on special cases. They don't give out work visas unless to specific skills usually medical, engineering and sciences.

Also, most of these people are simply nuisances and thugs and oloshos there.

No country wants immigrants, especially layabouts and unskilled people who've nothing to offer their economies. Manual labor and blue collar jobs are already occupied by Indians and Sri Lankans and Filipinos with proper documentation.

I always laugh when some fools here say "I've 1m, which country can i relocate to? "

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Travel / Re: Police Officers Help Man With Flat Tyres On Kaduna-Abuja Expressway (Video) by Neoteny(m): 11:28pm On Aug 18, 2022
RZArecta:
With a strategically located cameraman to snap the good work cool

Everyone has a smartphone these days.

How's the rock you've been living under?
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Car With Hilarious Number Plate In Lagos TRENDING, IVM JOINED by Neoteny(m): 3:48pm On Aug 18, 2022
Carmartng:


its not photoshop the car was modified by JD Autos Center

Quite unoriginal.

Just a copy cat

Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 3:45pm On Aug 18, 2022
Rosaline5000:

Should I submit my CV cry
Opportunity can come in any way cry

Hi.

I can't access my default email on Nairaland.

Mail me on neoteny7@gmail.com
Travel / Re: Emirates Suspends All Flights From Nigeria From September 1 by Neoteny(m): 3:42pm On Aug 18, 2022
Joshmoore:



Okay sir, thank you. I am always Obidient to learn

Good for you
Travel / Re: Emirates Suspends All Flights From Nigeria From September 1 by Neoteny(m): 11:48am On Aug 18, 2022
Joshmoore:
Okay! The third airline to seize operations in Nigeria. Very soon we would have no choice than to use "by Roads" and get in mercy of kidnappers. We would also have to start international travels by sea and get in mercy of pirates ☠ � APC has created so much vacuum that would be so tough for the next President to fill up, what a shame !

Cease.

If you're gonna be a political asshole, at least do it right.
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 7:17am On Aug 18, 2022
Rosaline5000:

Good morning Sir, I sent you an email

Aight. Fingers crossed!
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 10:00pm On Aug 17, 2022
Rosaline5000:

Should I submit my CV cry
Opportunity can come in any way cry

Sure, why not?

Could be lucky
Politics / Re: Buhari Absent As Governors Meet In Aso Rock by Neoteny(m): 7:09pm On Aug 17, 2022
The only event Buhari will ever be present for is his death.
Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 7:08pm On Aug 17, 2022
stanluiz:
Nigeria need a president with tyrant balls to flush this useless set of union sabotaging the Country and economy.

I wish we have someone like Abacha.

Amen
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 7:07pm On Aug 17, 2022
[quote author=Rosaline5000 post=115799328]
Can I come and work for you? cry[/quote
Hi grin
Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 7:07pm On Aug 17, 2022
Cantonese:


“Members of the electricity union are protesting the nonpayment of outstanding arrears owed to former workers of the defunct Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN), suspension of conditions of service and career path for workers and the directive by the TCN board to conduct promotion interviews for acting principal managers who are moving to Assistant General Managers”.

Did you read the above? Do you know how long the union had been approaching government to attend to the matter?

This present government encouraged strikes against GEJs government and by their propagandist ways convinced Nigerians that GEJs government was corrupt and irresponsible. What do we have today? ASSU has been on strike for months with no hope yet of settlement. There are crisis everywhere and yet, no solutions can be found in sight.

When you say Joe Ajaero single handedly ordered the economic sabotage, then you do not know how the unions work. When you also call this an economic sabotage, what then will you call the ceaseless looting of public funds by the political class? Do you not know that every sector of this country suffers from the endless corruption of the politicians, including electricity?

You heard one side of the story and rushed to conclude that the workers were being owed.

Also, whataboutism is always the refrain of people with weak arguments. Just because some people in government abuse their authority and plunder the commonwealth does not automatically grant same rights to union leaders. Two wrongs don't make a right.

I don't care what their grievance is, but i do care that their actions have far-reaching consequences far beyond their own personal interests. Do you have any idea how many law-abiding, struggling businesses are going to be badly hurt by this act?

People will lose their products, goods and funds from the actions of these people.

They're not hurting just the government, they're hurting innocent people seriously as well.

Think before you type.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 6:28pm On Aug 17, 2022
It's ridiculous that some workers are allowed to cause economic sabotage and even deepen insecurity simply because they're allowed to unionize.

The head of NUEE Joe Ajero singlehandedly ordered this economic sabotage. The leaders of all the major unions are more powerful than the government, and abuse this power at whim. The smallest self-centred grouse, and they flip the switch and cause untold damages to everyone.

Unionizing is fine, but there should be limits.

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Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 5:33pm On Aug 17, 2022
Kimiso:
How much are you earning from the job you are doing presently and how are you managing it till the next month because i know alot is just doing the job just not to stay idle am earning 25k monthly 2days on 2days off and i also eat there 3times a day am an ssce holder to be sincere

1.450m
Celebrities / Re: Real Reason Behind Kim Kardashian's Shock Split From Toyboy Boyfriend, Pete by Neoteny(m): 1:05pm On Aug 17, 2022
Halopy:
Kim is confused

Kimfused?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 12:58pm On Aug 17, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:


"The longer the epistle, the more the emotional trauma suffered "

Black Panther x.X.x

Black Panther.

Erectile Dysfunction alert.

I understand your bitterness.....must be painful walking around with a limp and shriveled prick.

tongue
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 11:30am On Aug 17, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:


I touched a nerve grin grin grin

Nerve??

Boy, you're just trying so hard to console yourself by editing posts like the immature micro-prick'd piece of shiit you're.

You're still sore your macho illusions have been wrecked, you tiny-penis insignificant crud.

Instead of taking snakeoil elixirs to boost your pathetic erectile dysfunctional state, you better go gay and have your asshole Love Machine'd cos that's the only alternative for your sexual malaise.

I'm so glad you yourself confessed to taking magical Chinese drugs to help your limp baby penis along.

You're not a man, so i feel a small amount of personal disgust cussing out a woman, because that's all you're if your nano prick can't get up.

grin
Health / Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 9:40pm On Aug 16, 2022
She just wants attention and thus needs to trend

Nothing about her says depressed, repressed, or suicidal.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 9:37pm On Aug 16, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:


Someone somewhere lied to you that your opinion matters.

No.... you're too insignificant. That you have a romantic relationship with your fingers doesn't mean everyone is a wank3r like you.

And that response is exactly what's expected of a delusional nutjob the bubbles of whose sexual fantasies have been popped.

That tepid rage you feel is the inevitable outcome of shame and embarrassment.

You're most likely a micro-penis'd mofo let loose on the internet needing to assuage your low self-esteem by having fanciful notions of sexual prowess, even if artificially augmented.

You're a blight to manhood.
Crime / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Meeting His Online Lover by Neoteny(m): 3:29pm On Aug 16, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:
Something similar happened to me.

Had this very greedy GF, always demanding.

Valentines night she came to sleep over and I took one Chinese aphrodisiac in a red tin.

I banged her for 7 good rounds that night .... by the last round, she was fed up and I was begging her to allow me.

The following morning she asked me for Postinor because by the 5th round I was already out of condoms...plugged the last 2 skin to skin. shocked

As she dey vex comot because it was just 7 am and no pharmacy was open, she was all sore and I was still trying to convince her to do more...

outside where she wanted to take bike, my rod was still nodding in my trousers like an Agama lizard undecided cry.



This pack of lies has no significance to the story here.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 11:12am On Aug 16, 2022
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
"the more you pull people out of poverty, the more you reduce criminality".


Obi energy is unmatched... Abeg when will 'Baba wey no well' grant an interview?

But that's common sense nah.

It's like being amazed when someone says 1 plus 1 equals 2.
Crime / Re: Troops Repel Ambush, Kill Modu Tafjid, Top ISWAP IED Specialist, 3 Others by Neoteny(m): 3:48pm On Aug 15, 2022
4 times out of 5 it's the troops on the defensive while the terrorists are the ones on the offensive.


Says a lot, doesn't it.
Education / Re: We’ve No Business With Parents, They Should Beg FG – ASUU by Neoteny(m): 11:07am On Aug 15, 2022
Realist12:
2.3 trillion like it's only tertiary education that will run the economy, We all know how those universities authorities rusticate student union members for fighting for their rights . Yet the same ASUU keeps hiding under strikes to go on yearly vacation breaks . Is ASUU the only union in Nigeria, yet the federal government is trying to meet their demands but ASUU isn't ready to meet halfway . Amidst all of these only students are affected as lecturers will get remuneration afterwards for work they didn't do .
It's not everytime we blame the government.
The way to go is to prescribe the union just like it's done in advance countries . ASUU as a union is heartless to the students, whilst they try to claim they are sacrificing for the students we all know the main reason for the strikes is the IPPIS.

Amen.

The same sexual deviants who harass, embarrass, abuse, malign, and frustrate students every single day are the ones now seeking for sympathy for their gluttony.

They don't deserve a kobo.

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