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Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 1:15pm On Aug 20, 2022 |
ribbit: I won't go to Lagos if there's a pot of gold there for the taking. Too filthy and full of useless touts such as your humble self. Now, keep squealing little piggy. |
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: We’ll Soon Unveil Big Men Behind Oil Theft by Neoteny(m): 12:39pm On Aug 20, 2022 |
"we'll soon unveil.." "We'll soon reveal..." "We'll soon expose..." These lines have become as worn out as "several escaped with gunshot wounds". |
Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 12:36pm On Aug 20, 2022 |
ribbit: Ah...one of the filthy pigs has taken it upon himself to roll in the mud. Tell me, little piglet, is it the same "people who ran from their empire" that are responsible for the dirty corrugated roofs in your brown roof republic as well? Most of the agberos dirtying up your sordid little enclave are yeribas. You're roiled and squealing like the wounded swine you're because the truth pricks. Now, run along piggy-wiggy, before you hurt yourself. |
Politics / Re: Atiku, Wike’s Camps Rivers Meeting Ends In Stalemate by Neoteny(m): 9:15am On Aug 20, 2022 |
Praxis758: That's because Atiku wants reconciliation while Wike wants revenge. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Interior Pictures Of The Trains To Be Used For The Lagos Light Rail by Neoteny(m): 9:13am On Aug 20, 2022 |
Trust yeriba, within a year that place will turn to the filthiest cesspool you've ever seen: Pickpockets Random drops of turd Piss Gala and pure water hawkers Hangers-on Touts, louts and thugs And an overwhelming smell of deep-rooted dirt, decay, destitution, dejection, death, despair and disease. No be Lagos? |
Education / Re: FG Promised N60,000 Increment In Professors' Salaries – ASUU by Neoteny(m): 9:10am On Aug 20, 2022 |
The issues: Salary increment Payment of "earned" allowances Payment of salary arrears Adopting UTAS for payment. ......and university revitalisation funds. 4 out of 5 issues revolve around their salaries. And yet they keep saying they're fighting for the general education system. If true there should be 4 items about fixing the infrastructural rot, and 1 item about their pay. Like we always say, ASUU is greedily fighting with an Oliver Twist-like mindset for only their selfish needs, and damn the consequences on the students. Their pecuniary actions for self-gratification is doing more harm to the higher educational system than government's neglect. To hell with ASUU....and if you're down with ASUU, then f**k you too. 1 Like 1 Share |
Business / Re: FG Blocks Mobile Payment, Telecoms Network Access To Online Loan Firms by Neoteny(m): 5:34pm On Aug 19, 2022 |
Soko loan is a learner, the real crooks are MIGO. These guys charge as high as 65% and above. They also have stiff penalties for default. 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: IATA Reacts To Emirates Suspension Of Flights From Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2022 |
Emefiele and gang have all cornered the available Forex for their endless racketeering. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Friday Fried Rice And Peppered Chicken With Step By Step Pics by Neoteny(m): 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2022 |
Channah1: This is not fried rice. It's just glorified jollof rice. Fried rice uses precooked rice, no stock or water. And it's actually lightly fried. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Video Of Mass Deportation Of Dubai-Based Nigerians by Neoteny(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2022 |
Ahap. We told them ai. All these japa folks that think relocating is as easy as they make it seem online. All these people being deported went there on tourist visa and have remained past their visa expiration without renewal or job permits, thinking they can cheat a working system. The most Dubai gives is Permanent Residence on special cases. They don't give out work visas unless to specific skills usually medical, engineering and sciences. Also, most of these people are simply nuisances and thugs and oloshos there. No country wants immigrants, especially layabouts and unskilled people who've nothing to offer their economies. Manual labor and blue collar jobs are already occupied by Indians and Sri Lankans and Filipinos with proper documentation. I always laugh when some fools here say "I've 1m, which country can i relocate to? " 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Police Officers Help Man With Flat Tyres On Kaduna-Abuja Expressway (Video) by Neoteny(m): 11:28pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
RZArecta: Everyone has a smartphone these days. How's the rock you've been living under? |
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Car With Hilarious Number Plate In Lagos TRENDING, IVM JOINED by Neoteny(m): 3:48pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
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Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 3:45pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
Rosaline5000: Hi. I can't access my default email on Nairaland. Mail me on neoteny7@gmail.com |
Travel / Re: Emirates Suspends All Flights From Nigeria From September 1 by Neoteny(m): 3:42pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
Joshmoore: Good for you |
Travel / Re: Emirates Suspends All Flights From Nigeria From September 1 by Neoteny(m): 11:48am On Aug 18, 2022 |
Joshmoore: Cease. If you're gonna be a political asshole, at least do it right. |
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 7:17am On Aug 18, 2022 |
Rosaline5000: Aight. Fingers crossed! |
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 10:00pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
Politics / Re: Buhari Absent As Governors Meet In Aso Rock by Neoteny(m): 7:09pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
The only event Buhari will ever be present for is his death. |
Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 7:08pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
stanluiz: Amen |
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 7:07pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
[quote author=Rosaline5000 post=115799328] Can I come and work for you? [/quote Hi |
Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 7:07pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
Cantonese: You heard one side of the story and rushed to conclude that the workers were being owed. Also, whataboutism is always the refrain of people with weak arguments. Just because some people in government abuse their authority and plunder the commonwealth does not automatically grant same rights to union leaders. Two wrongs don't make a right. I don't care what their grievance is, but i do care that their actions have far-reaching consequences far beyond their own personal interests. Do you have any idea how many law-abiding, struggling businesses are going to be badly hurt by this act? People will lose their products, goods and funds from the actions of these people. They're not hurting just the government, they're hurting innocent people seriously as well. Think before you type. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Neoteny(m): 6:28pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
It's ridiculous that some workers are allowed to cause economic sabotage and even deepen insecurity simply because they're allowed to unionize. The head of NUEE Joe Ajero singlehandedly ordered this economic sabotage. The leaders of all the major unions are more powerful than the government, and abuse this power at whim. The smallest self-centred grouse, and they flip the switch and cause untold damages to everyone. Unionizing is fine, but there should be limits. 4 Likes |
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Neoteny(m): 5:33pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
Kimiso: 1.450m |
Celebrities / Re: Real Reason Behind Kim Kardashian's Shock Split From Toyboy Boyfriend, Pete by Neoteny(m): 1:05pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
Halopy: Kimfused? |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 12:58pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
BlackPantherxXx: Black Panther. Erectile Dysfunction alert. I understand your bitterness.....must be painful walking around with a limp and shriveled prick. |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 11:30am On Aug 17, 2022 |
BlackPantherxXx: Nerve?? Boy, you're just trying so hard to console yourself by editing posts like the immature micro-prick'd piece of shiit you're. You're still sore your macho illusions have been wrecked, you tiny-penis insignificant crud. Instead of taking snakeoil elixirs to boost your pathetic erectile dysfunctional state, you better go gay and have your asshole Love Machine'd cos that's the only alternative for your sexual malaise. I'm so glad you yourself confessed to taking magical Chinese drugs to help your limp baby penis along. You're not a man, so i feel a small amount of personal disgust cussing out a woman, because that's all you're if your nano prick can't get up. |
Health / Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 9:40pm On Aug 16, 2022 |
She just wants attention and thus needs to trend Nothing about her says depressed, repressed, or suicidal. |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 9:37pm On Aug 16, 2022 |
BlackPantherxXx: And that response is exactly what's expected of a delusional nutjob the bubbles of whose sexual fantasies have been popped. That tepid rage you feel is the inevitable outcome of shame and embarrassment. You're most likely a micro-penis'd mofo let loose on the internet needing to assuage your low self-esteem by having fanciful notions of sexual prowess, even if artificially augmented. You're a blight to manhood. |
Crime / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Meeting His Online Lover by Neoteny(m): 3:29pm On Aug 16, 2022 |
BlackPantherxXx: This pack of lies has no significance to the story here. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Bad Leadership Holding Nigeria Down, Not 1999 Constitution by Neoteny(m): 11:12am On Aug 16, 2022 |
OkpaNsukkaisBae: But that's common sense nah. It's like being amazed when someone says 1 plus 1 equals 2. |
Crime / Re: Troops Repel Ambush, Kill Modu Tafjid, Top ISWAP IED Specialist, 3 Others by Neoteny(m): 3:48pm On Aug 15, 2022 |
4 times out of 5 it's the troops on the defensive while the terrorists are the ones on the offensive. Says a lot, doesn't it. |
Education / Re: We’ve No Business With Parents, They Should Beg FG – ASUU by Neoteny(m): 11:07am On Aug 15, 2022 |
Realist12: Amen. The same sexual deviants who harass, embarrass, abuse, malign, and frustrate students every single day are the ones now seeking for sympathy for their gluttony. They don't deserve a kobo. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
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