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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Responds To "Two Million Man March For Peter Obi In Kaduna" by Neoteny(m): 9:05am On Aug 15, 2022
I'd rather vote for a pile of rocks than Gringori.

Heck, I'd rather Buhari, useless as he is, gets a 3rd term than have that loud, bombastic, lying, bigoted, misguided, tribalistic criminal Gringori.

There's no vacancy in Aso Rock for those whose heads are flat.
Politics / Re: Wike’s Camp Insists On Choosing Successor For PDP Chairman by Neoteny(m): 9:00am On Aug 15, 2022
PMB: "Fools"

Technology Market / Re: Premium Notebooks And Gaming Laptops Above 700k by Neoteny(m): 2:36pm On Aug 14, 2022
aterejr:
Available

I need something with RTX 3080 min 8Gb vram, at least 16Gb ram, 1tb NVMe, 144 or 120hz min RR, 15" min.

For less than 1m.
Religion / Re: Fire Accident At Cairo's Coptic Church. 41 Dead, 14 Injured (photos) by Neoteny(m): 12:55pm On Aug 14, 2022
Irony.

So why did Jesus let them die? One of those "works in mysterious ways" excuses again?

Burned on earth, burned in hell.

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Politics / Re: Troops Kill Scores Of Bandits, Recover Arms And Motorcycles In Kaduna (photos) by Neoteny(m): 10:46am On Aug 14, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Buhari may not be happy about this angry tongue undecided


And may shock to death undecided tongue

So you're implying the commander in chief of the armed forces is unaware of military operations that he gave the greenlight for.


You're nuts
Crime / Re: Kastina Government Officials Arrested Over Theft Of ₦31 Million by Neoteny(m): 3:34pm On Aug 12, 2022
Why's there so much cash in the governor's office? Don't they have banks?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WWIII: Billionaires Around The World Are Acquiring Luxury Bomb Shelters(Pics) by Neoteny(m): 8:23am On Aug 12, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
Read wide you no go read.
Must you be a professional before you contribute or ask questions about topics that interest you??
..
If it's like that, then Journalists shouldn't invite professionals in various fields for programmes and interviews on their news media, because Journalists don't know deep about the professions.

Journalists don't act like they know better than their guests.

They allow their guests to showcase their knowledge and thus enrich their audience.

You, on the other hand, were pompously grandstanding like you know better.

Boy, you've no idea the depth of my reading... and that's why I'm calling out your showboating.
Politics / Re: FG Procures Technology To Monitor, Prevent Grid Collapse by Neoteny(m): 10:39pm On Aug 11, 2022
Forget the fanciful technical jargon.

It's simply a relay that trips and cuts off supply when it detects under-frequency and over-frequency to stop grid collapse.

Doesn't fix the problem.

It's a shiny veneer to hide the underlying decay in the grid itself.

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Politics / Re: North Central APC Protests Against Muslim-Muslim Ticket, Rejects Lalong (Pics) by Neoteny(m): 10:32pm On Aug 11, 2022
The way north central christians place religion above all else, and their utter and palpable hatred for Islam, makes others suspect their intentions.

Why would anyone trust them with power?
Foreign Affairs / Re: WWIII: Billionaires Around The World Are Acquiring Luxury Bomb Shelters(Pics) by Neoteny(m): 10:29pm On Aug 11, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
Na Waa..
Can it survive intense radiation??
..
In fact,, how many meters underground is the top of the typical bunker?

I guess you know better than the people whose business it is to build and sell the damn things.

Nairaland is full of armchair experts in everything from politics to engineering.
Politics / Re: 2023: Rotimi Akeredolu Insists On Southern Presidency by Neoteny(m): 9:24am On Aug 11, 2022
ImmaculateJOE:
I stand with Gov. Rotimi Akeredolu.

It's the turn of the South and there's nothing anyone can do about it.. If you think otherwise, I dare you to mention just One state Atiku Abubakar will score up to 60% of votes.... Just ONE.
Someone who was shouting North's turn in 2011 & 2015 does not deserve the support of SE/SS in 2023..
SE/SS won't waste their votes for someone who lost his poling unit and even relied on the votes of same SE/SS resident in Adamawa to win his own state in 2019.

Tinibu will win him in North, Obi will disgrace him in the South..

At the end of it all. God's anointed will carry the day.

I'm obtuse and useless....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: War: Ukraine Announces ‘Good News’ Against Russia by Neoteny(m): 8:47am On Aug 10, 2022
Mynd44:
Ukraine is bombing Ukraineand calling it "good news"


Is this playing?

Russia-annexed Ukraine land.

If they don't bomb the occupiers how are they supposed to get their land back?

So the Nigerian airforce should stop bombing terrorists and bandits because it's still us bombing our land....

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Politics / Re: Identities, Names Of Masterminds Of Owo Church Massacre Released By CDS Irabor by Neoteny(m): 11:35pm On Aug 09, 2022
Wintertime:
Liars

Lying Season

Pick any random names

I don't believe this crap

Thankfully the rest of the world doesn't care what you believe.
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Confirms Arrest Of Masterminds Of Owo Church Massacre, Warns Ebiras by Neoteny(m): 11:32pm On Aug 09, 2022
KashApp:
I think last month or June, I read it that some Boko Haram members were arrested in the North too and some of them were Kogi indigene. May God continue to protect us. No one is safe again in this country

Ansaru is mostly kogi people.

Even the prisoners in the kuje jailbreak are mostly from kogi.

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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Acer Gaming Laptop Nvidia RTX 3080 dedicated graphics 32GB RAM 1TB SSD by Neoteny(m): 4:57pm On Aug 07, 2022
This too: last price and delivery terms?
Technology Market / Re: Alienware M15 R4 I7 -10th, 16gb, Rtx 3070 by Neoteny(m): 4:56pm On Aug 07, 2022
Last price, and delivery details?
Technology Market / Re: Open Box Asus ROG Zephyrus G15 GA503Q Nvidia RTX 3080 by Neoteny(m): 4:54pm On Aug 07, 2022
aterejr:
Selling

Last price.

Delivery?
Travel / Re: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by Neoteny(m): 12:41am On Aug 07, 2022
ihatebuhari:
you just spilled rubbish. I believe you must a poor man living in ikorodu you don't even have a passport

Let me tell you with college degree you can move to Canada with less than 6 million Naira after two years you'll get your PR

I don't blame you but you and your likes on this thread your plans won't work


Wicked people. After voting for Buhari you want people to stay and continue suffering, your likes are still campaigning for tinubu

Your plans will not work

You sound unnecessarily angry.... probably serious mental and material poverty is wrecking you and making your febrile neutropenia fuel your madness.

Because only an idiotic, decrepit, destitute, derelict old bag of shiit would automatically assume everyone is as poor as they are.

Do i look or sound poor to you?

I challenge you to go to the Canadian immigration portal and see the requirements for legal immigration and see how devilishly wrong your banal opinion is.

If degrees and 6m is all it takes, Canada would be the most populated country by now.

You think they became advanced by allowing all sorts of ragtag delusional punks like yourself?

If you'd a degree I'd loan you 6m and see how far that gets you...if you don't end up using the money to treat your various life-threatening STIs, that is.

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Travel / Re: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by Neoteny(m): 9:43pm On Aug 06, 2022
These people are deceiving you.

It's easier to get to heaven than to legally migrate to any of those countries you listed.

Tourist and education visa are temporary, getting work permit is extremely difficult unless you're exceptionally skilled.

Most countries are adopting anti-immigrant policies, especially the developed and developing ones.

It's not like leaving Abakaliki and moving to Ikorodu.

If it was as easy as having 2m and a passport then everyone would've moved.

Those who go on tourist or education visa and refuse to return are living there illegally and can't legally work, acquire property, be a citizen or enjoy many rights. They'll end up caught, jailed, and deported with only the clothes on their backs.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporter Endorses Atiku by Neoteny(m): 2:19pm On Aug 06, 2022
Gringori the Twitter president.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taiwan Visit: China Halts Climate, Military Ties With US; Sanctions Pelosi by Neoteny(m): 4:41pm On Aug 05, 2022
IbomFinest:
Chinese government is just making a mockery of themselves grin

Their dour depressed-looking leader is a tyrant thirsting for blood

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Lambasts Some Nollywood Actresses Over Their Sources Of Income by Neoteny(m): 3:45pm On Aug 05, 2022
Ay04z:
He should mind his business simple....

Like you're minding yours?

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Phones / Re: Starlink Cuts Price Of Start-up Kit For Nigerians To $99 by Neoteny(m): 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2022
Yahoo boys celebrating.

No more SIM registration and NIN linkage.....unless the NCC is smart enough to ensure every terminal sold is traceable to a person using NIN.
Phones / Re: Apple Set To Launch Iphone 14 Next Month (see Photos) by Neoteny(m): 12:02pm On Aug 05, 2022
WokeNationTV:
Apple set to launch IPhone 14 next month.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/technology/features/story/apple-iphone-14-likely-to-launch-next-month-10-things-to-know-about-it-1982534-2022-08-01

Ten useless points about the very obvious to anyone who has a pulse.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Lagos State Endorses Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu (Photos) by Neoteny(m): 8:06am On Aug 05, 2022
Chinkoalhaji34:
Oh God, give us Asiwaju Jagaban as the next president of Nigeria and shame all the enemies of Nigeria.

The BATman
Romance / Re: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by Neoteny(m): 6:53pm On Aug 04, 2022
She looks broke and hungry with cheap hair, while he has a legit job.

And what's a "big girl" doing in that danky place?

Looking to repair her iTel or Infinix?
Politics / Re: Internet Users Criticize Okowa After His Attack On Peter Obi by Neoteny(m): 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2022
Why is Gringori always dressed in black?

Is he in a cult, or something?

I don't trust Gringori. And not just because he's incompetent, a closet Ipob sympathizer, or CAN's footsoldier. It's because he's a con artist and a compulsive liar.

PS: Even Tinubu, Wike, Atiku, Kwankwaso are all crooks.
Politics / Re: Gumi: I Feel Pity For The Next President, We Could Face A Greater Insurgency by Neoteny(m): 6:43pm On Aug 04, 2022
Racoon:
He has started again. So says the undisputed minister of bandits and terrorist affairs. Blame the present evil regime that allowed his excesses.

Imagine this is a man that have free unhindered access to bandits/terrorists yet all the battery of security agencies in this country under this govt can't arrest him or gain good Intel on the operations of these treasonable elements?

Nigeria systems and institutions are all hallow. So, what do you want them to do? We need people who are competent, who will come to build the institutions, correct the institutions on intelligent and scientific foundation, not those who are propagandists trying to make us believe they are doing something when they are doing nothing.

Obviously you didn't read it, because you're essentially repeating what he said.
Crime / Re: Bodies Of LAUTECH Student, Killed By Kidnappers Recovered by Neoteny(m): 6:41pm On Aug 04, 2022
Has CAN blamed the governor yet, is their manufactured outrage reserved only for their pet peeve El-Rufai?
Technology Market / Re: 2021 MSI GS66, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Core i7-11800H, 16GB Dedicated RTX 3080 by Neoteny(m): 1:10pm On Aug 04, 2022
Nsonaso:

Delivery Nation wide. If interested chat me 07050300043

Will do
Technology Market / Re: 2021 MSI GS66, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Core i7-11800H, 16GB Dedicated RTX 3080 by Neoteny(m): 12:29pm On Aug 04, 2022
What's your last and do you ship outside Lagos?
Crime / Re: Uduak-Abasi Akpan Sentenced To Death For Murder Of Iniubong Umoren by Neoteny(m): 12:27pm On Aug 04, 2022
Mhurfhy:
RIP in advance... Tell Tupac we miss him

2pac is in gangstas paradise.

This guy is going straight to hell.

Never the twain shall meet.

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