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[quote author=Missy_B]Otien [/quote][size=18pt]Esanland Girl[/size]...

uihebom: from your name we can tell you don't like education. BOKO HARAM.

Seconded.

[size=16pt]Illumination[/size]

Temi99: RIP

[size=16pt]Maybe that was the dream i had last night. Dear God! save and protect out president.[/size]

I know it's a dream but it looks so real.**Bows head to think**

Inside my last night's dream, i was walking with my friends and there flew over us the green and white presidential Jet. Saying to ourselves ""That is the president, GEJ. The presidential jet move with a very great speed and all of a sudden, We heard a short been fired from behind us,(Sounding like the AK47 thing). **Blinks to think**

Wow! The flying things has been short. Then,from our distance to the sky, we saw thick fire and smoke blasting out the both engines. **Thinking how to describe it**
We saw it slowed and then droping straight to earth, smatching and bursting into thick ball of red mixed with black kind of flames, we screamed and heard scream from a distance[color.**Takes a breathe, quiet and thinking**.
**Heard a noise outside, standing up to check, Oh!, Doves, comes back to sit and think and type**

In my last night's dream, i cried and woke up, Ah! ''thank God is't a dream'' i said to my self. A bad headache now came. I Ignored it and set to pray betcause that's a bad dream about my president and was so real. I know prayed with Deep concentration and as if God nodded yes to my prayers, I felt cold breeze brushing all over me.

I am shearing this with you because its looked so real. so, Lets pray for our president because he deserves our prayers. Throw hate and jest to hell's pit and love our president.** Bows and pray ""Dear God, save and protect my president**

I will be doing a 3 days fasting and prayers for God's protection on my president. I encourage you to do this for love because my dream was so real.

Cheers.

I know it's a dream but it looks so real.**Bows head to think**

Inside my last night's dream, i was walking with my friends and there flew over us the green and white presidential Jet. Saying to ourselves ""That is the president, GEJ. The presidential jet move with a very great speed and all of a sudden, We heard a short been fired from behind us,(Sounding like the AK47 thing). **Blinks to think**

Wow! The flying things has been short. Then,from our distance to the sky, we saw thick fire and smoke blasting out the both engines. **Thinking how to describe it**
We saw it slowed and then dropping straight to earth, smatching and bursting into thick ball of red mixed with black kind of flames, we screamed and heard scream from a distance[color.**Takes a breathe, quiet and thinking**.
**Heard a noise outside, standing up to check, Oh!, Doves, comes back to sit and think and type**

In my last night's dream, i cried and woke up, Ah! ''thank God is't a dream'' i said to my self. A bad headache now came. I Ignored it and set to pray because that's a bad dream about my president and was so real. I know prayed with Deep concentration and as if God nodded yes to my prayers, I felt cold breeze brushing all over me.

I am shearing this with you because its looked so real. so, Lets pray for our president because he deserves our prayers. Throw hate and jest to hell's pit and love our president.** Bows and pray ""Dear God, save and protect my president**

I will be doing a 3 days fasting and prayers for God's protection on my president. I encourage you to do this for love because my dream was so real.

Cheers.

Decapo: Hmmmm....they know they're already losing their men.
NO to the dialogue pls

[size=16pt]Boko-Haram Bombs[/size]

I have a super laptop, a powerful printer and 24hours internet connection but i have no idea of what to do with these gadgets. And i stay at home day and night doing nothing becos i am jobless for now. Can anyone suggest to me how to get busy and making money with these free gadgets?
I will appreciate ur good response. thanks.

enitan2002: It takes a strong mind to keep such bushy hair in a cult-dominated university (I am sure he will even have his hair plaited then), forget whether he is on 4.0GPA or 10.0GPA, never trust a fellow man not even your brother, I am speaking from experience. I remember a guy named 'old school' who was brought down, everyone knew him back then to be a bookworm person but not knowing he was a hit man for a cult group, he met his Waterloo just few days after bringing someone from a rival cult group down.

If this was the story you heard about ""Old School", Then, you really don't know "Old School". Go back and do your research very well about his death.
But let me give you a clue.Old School wasn't killed by any fucking rival cult group.

[size=16pt]Well, peeps, i saw this on my facebook account and i feel i should share it.
Enjoy.[/size]

"Hi, I am Tonia (not real name), a girl who has fears, beliefs, reservations and just your regular typical Nigerian girl. This past few weeks has been one hell of a game for me. I have really been unsettled and I thought I share this story with you.

"When Cynthia (the lady killed in the hotel room in Festac, Lagos) surfaced on the internet and various news media, I was scared and it brought back a whole lot of memories to me and also served as and eye opener. Many people castigated and criticised Cynthia (may her
gentle soul rest in peace), but my point is, it could have been anybody, anybody at all.

"We have met people through various social media. Some have ended up well, some have not but with painful memories. To cut the long story short, let me kindly share with you my encounter with social media especially the very popular Blackberry Messenger (BBM).

"I am a graduate and currently serving in Kaduna. I could have runced it, but I needed somewhere to clear my head and forget about my ugly encounter. Here is my story.

"I happened to have a married man as a contact on my BBM. He had been asking me out for over six months and I refused to date him. As time went on, he invited me clubbing with him when his wife was outside the country, and I went with him all night. We spent most of the night at Swe bar, Lagos.

"I also met his clique of friends, married as well with their various mistresses. We had 'mad' fun. After all the clubbing and drinking, he lodged me in a hotel somewhere in Obalende. I felt sort of safe with him. We did not have sex, but he made sweet love to me and touched me in places I had never ever imagined.

"He kissed me passionately but guess what? He did not have sex with me. We did all sorts but there was no penetration. So, to an extent, I trusted he was a good person to be around with. I did not know that it was all part of the plan.

"He gave me N10,000 and put me in a cab to go home the next morning. We kept talking and chatting and sending naked pictures to each other and he told me naughty things of how he wanted to whisper things in my ear, I blushed. We didn't see for two weeks and that was because his wife just came back from Turkey.

"One faithful evening, he pinged me that he was organising a beach party/boat cruise and that he would love for me to be his date and that he wanted to open a BBM chat, as a medium for his friends and my friends to interact. I was excited about it, I just wanted to have fun. I was able to get five of my very hot friends.

"The BBM group opened and we got chatting. I also realise that majority of them were married and working in reputable firms. It was fun and we didn't mind if they were married, we just wanted to have fun, as well as some other girls apart from my friends in the group.

"We chatted exclusively, sent pictures to the BBM group to introduce ourselves, and we had opened group conversations pending the beach party. And as excited as we were, we went shoping for nice sexy beach wears.

"The D-day finally came, we all assembled at the Lagos Island Boat Club. I was wowed because it was a high class party. We were cruising in a boat loaded with goodies drinks and hot babes, and as well 'MARRIED MEN'. I did not care, I just said in my mind that I would not roll with married men anymore after this, that for now, all I wanted to do was to catch some fun. After all, I wasn't paying bills.

"We got there, it was a private beach resort. Most of the beach facilities I got to see there were owned by multinational companies. We got out of the boat, and went to where we were partying. It was a duplex made with wood. It was a very nice setting.

"I felt comfortable because it even had a fence around it separating it from other beach houses around. So, there was privacy and of course bouncers (heavy looking guys) guarding the place. I said to myself, this must be heaven, I must be dreaming.

"Anyways, we felt free with each other because we had been chatting. It was 5:30pm and the party just started. We had drinks flowing from the private bar tender which happens to be owned by one of the men in the group. Reality struck when I realised that I was feeling dizzy and feeling really funny and light headed. Not only me, but other girls around me too noticed there was something strange about it.

"I was also feeling Hot as hell! I had been drugged. They monitored us and when they knew the drug had really gone deep into our system, they moved us up into the main beach house. I could still see faces, but was too weak and Hot to react.

"Mr B, the man who took me clubbing, carried me in his hands like a sacrifice and put me down on the floor just as other men also did with their girls. We were eight in numbers; 8 girls, 8 guys, and they all stripped us down and had sex with us.

"I enjoyed it a bit because I was Hot. It was a mixed feeling because I cried, I moaned, but I did not know how many times he came into me. He pounded me hard. I was dizzy, but he grabbed me with force. All I could notice was the wedding ring on his finger. I thought of how wicked and miserable some married can be. How inhuman and heartless they could be.

"All of them took turns in switching partners and slept with all of us. I passed out. That was the last thing I could remember. I felt water poured on me. I noticed all the other girls around me too were half naked and some stark naked.

"We spent the night at the beach, but the men were no where to be found. I looked round me and all I could see was packs of used condoms. I ran to pick my cloths and possibly raise an alarm. I got dressed, found my phone with an envelope. It contained N16,000 and a note asking us to take N2000 each for transport. Tears of anger and rage filled my eyes and the girls around me as well.

"We were drugged and used like tissue paper. I grabbed my phone and noticed a ping came in. I checked my phone and I noticed the BBM group had been deleted, and a message via BBM from MR B came in. He threatened me that if I say a word to anyone, I would regret it.

"I told him he was a bastard, and he said try it. A picture came in, several pictures. In fact, they were pictures of us being naked on the floor. Pictures of the humiliating us but they blurred the faces of the men. In total, I got 20 pictures. I was not myself for a month.

"I went back to school, I had no one to talk to. The rest of the semester was hell for me. My CGPA dropped drastically. It was the worst out of the worst result I ever had.

"Till today, my friends and I have not discussed this with anyone, but all I could do when I heard of Cynthia's story was to narrate my own ordeal anonymously and spread the news, the word, and pray they see it and changed their ways.

"I am now born again. I have given my life to Christ. I fear men so much that I cannot even move close to them. I still have nightmares, but with time, God will strengthen me and I will move on. My advice to single ladies out there is, do not be desperate for fun. Pray to God to open your eyes of understanding, and pray hard. He who kneels before God will stand before kings and queens.

"To all married women, pray hard to God to intervene in your marriages and turn your husbands from bad habits to and bad friends. As for me, I do not think I ever want to get married or date a man again. That chapter has been closed for good in my life.

Please, do not ignore my mail. Please post it. There are a lot of things we ladies need to learn including you. Please post it on your blog and save a soul. It could be your friend, sister, cousin, neighbour.

"God bless you as you pass it on. To all readers, I do not care if you insult me or rain abuses at me. My job is to share this encounter with you and save you from any mishap. God bless you all. Amen."Pass it on 2 all ur palz coz I jezt did.......Gudmwn pepz

Good day fellows, please, can anybody direct me on where i can get a dredging machine in nigeria? Its needed urgently. Call me on 08062494111 as regard to where to get it.

News just got to me that The Vice Chancellor of Enugu state university has been kidnapped by gunmen. Please, confirm.

If you can't do the time, dont do the crime. If you can't do the time, dont do the crime.

Dear world,
Dear Joblessness

You win, I can't take it any longer, and I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, graduated for 3 years and still no job, no love. All will and determination to fight on has left me. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living. I did desperately want to get a good job, have a beautiful wife, bring forth wonderful kids and love mankind. But now, I am defeated and exhausted emotionally by the situation of my Country, Nigeria.

To my Unborn child: My love for you would have had no limits, I grief that I could not meet you but try to understand that your birth would have made my life worse, life is too corrupt, seeing vision of a broken man. So, with my passing, all menace to your well-being has disappeared. Forgive me for the many mistakes I have made. Now that it is all said I feel at peace.

To my friends: Try not to grieve. I ask all of you, my dear ones, not to mourn my passing. Be glad I am at least free from the misery of the joblessness and intimidation and oppression. I have endured for so long and that at last I'll have peace and rest...This is no way to live either is it any way to die. I'm going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time eternity.

Goodbye, cruel world

Goodbye, God forsaken Nigeria

Goodbye, cruel destiny

You won.

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

[size=18pt]Guys, lets shift or hide the moon...[/size]

[size=16pt]If she die nko, how will that affect the prize of fish in the market or how will that give me job. Nonesence.[/size]

[size=16pt]Fashiola, Made in Great Uniben. This guy must be president in future. I am proud of my school.[/size]

Super1759: I know this man gat plans.mayb 2015

[size=16pt]Maybe in future but not 2015.[/size]

[size=16pt]Children or no children if my wife bleeps up, i will get rid of her. [/size]

torkaka: how come bombs planted at mosques and islamic schools are always discovered?

God Bless you for this statement. How come when a bomb is planted on a mosque or any islamic organisation is always and always discovered??