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@gunpoint
bloody militant

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__)(__ ,',' As Rain Waters Dis Tree,So Shal God Water U Til U becom a foutain of Blessings dis Season!Merry Xmas & Happy New Yr.

@n-gage
look at hitch teachin me how to scoop babe. Abi na u b her papa or bf?
@sholabanke
na jagwa i b

I got 2 witness and u have none, as a result i have close d case. Abeg make owna allow me to sleep

@toyosi20
oh my darling toyosita y do u play me wa yo

oh my darling toyosita y do u play me wa yo

@chamotex
this is an interest case, my lord (judge=gabry) i want our witness to testify to dis court, how he confirm ibkaye virgin.
@ibkaje
my love, oh sorri, my lord (judge=gabry) i put it to her dat on d process of confirmation, somethin penetrated and dat makes her guilty of d charge.
Court arise

gudnite its 3:26am. Lawyer 1 sleep

@gabry
my gabrielle now wen i 1 sleep nie u dey come. How was ur newyear celebration, i hope u got some pix 4 me.
@ibkaye
are u telling this honourable court u were a virgin b4 u got married at 54. Guilty or not guilty

@ chamotex
if u see my mama odina
tellam say o0o
odina
i dey 4 ghetto
odina
i no get e problem
odina

@ poster
u way no even get ancient 3310, i hope no be u put hand 4 person pocket. I go cal EFCC 4 u

@ ibkaye
54? U neva reach anywhere sef.
@ chamotex
shine ur eyes, shine nam wel-well
look ur back-look am wel-well

@ ibkaye
last time i checked, methusela was readin b4 he died. How old are u
@ Toyosi20
check again

@ ibkaye
instead of readin ur books u are here. Remember say school dey open 2morow.
@ Toyosi20
u go must watch bluefilm, abi u no 1 be guy again?
@ acidrop
please there is no first aid in nairaland, so b very careful wit it
@ chamotex
u way from playboy village. Wich girl 1 run folow u.

@ibkaye
i thank myself. Are u ok?

@ Toyosi20
wat wil u be doin at home most boys watch blue film at home, it dat wat u want to do

@ Toyosi20
sorri i no know say ur boyfriend dey around
@ ibkaye
aboki, yayadey?

@ Toyosi20
dont u think its early to break my heart
i wil buy u teddy bear
@ sholabanke
is there any diffence btw Toto and Toyo + si20 respectively
@chemotex
are u beggin on my behalf Cari ur cross o0o0o
thanks anyway she don forgive me
@ Toyosi20
hug hug and kiss kiss

Whenever u guys are ready to wed, pls do let me know. I want to b ur flower boy

@ by.Dot
Watin u cum find self

@ sholabank
Why not. Am in love again @ Toyosi20
its too early pls dont break my heart

My dear no bi smal thing o0o0o, we are supernaturaly blessed

@ slimfine
when u say get both of u in d mood. what do u mean
@ dudes
i thought guys are not suppose to be here, after now am going. But if i were a girl i wil be faithful 2my man.

Nairaland make owna come see o0o0o dat fine girl called Toyosi20, jst called me honey, am feelin like a emake ike now, thanks my dear. I hope life is treatin u kind?

@ gabry
my dear, thanks 4 thinkin of me, i had also love chattin wit u, because am miss u so much. Am fuckin tied down wit some skool stuff, but i will fix a dinner date 4us soonest.

@ sholabanke
man of God, how u enjoy d 31st night?

Yoyo bitter working, every now and then brd, i hope ur landlord get better toilet. Abeg wash ur hand b4 u cum back

Bro thanks 4 ur wishes, but dis 1 way u 1 turn al d nysc coppers to gold, dat means no nid to go skool. Abi?

Bro thanks 4 ur wishes, but dis 1 way u 1 turn al d nysc coppers to gold, dat means no nid to go skool. Abi?

I no support

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Beloved of God!it's 2009,your year of SEVEN FOLD INCREASE,in grace,ability, knowldge,wisdom,fortune,speed & acuracy.u were born to God's kingdom 4 a time as tis

I wish u al d best

Dont even go there, becos u regret ever being a guy.