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Jokes Etc › Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by neowelsh(m): 8:25am On Dec 24, 2008
Na him marry d youngest, na ground dem even sleep poverty
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by neowelsh(m): 8:20am On Dec 24, 2008
@prinseca play safe is wen u one act film like adam & eve, u go first use water proof tire everywhere before u start so dat white water no go pass enter each other.
Jokes Etc › Re: Accidently Bad Domain Names(Funny) by neowelsh(m): 1:39pm On Dec 23, 2008
Abeg no take ur babe 2 www.Penisland.Net o0o0o because immediately she go carry
Jokes Etc › Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by neowelsh(m): 1:17pm On Dec 23, 2008
your papa na gay, so na yanch them use, so, that makes ur mum still virgin, until ur popsi put dickson for d opposite, she wil always be virgin
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Pictures! by neowelsh(m): 1:44am On Dec 23, 2008
Dat boy na bad boy as him small reach, he is controling d flow, i hope him neva reach puberty
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Pictures! by neowelsh(m): 1:43am On Dec 23, 2008
This is war without end: d cuming of d anti-christ
Jokes Etc › Re: Whose Line: Weird Newscasters by neowelsh(m): 8:35pm On Dec 22, 2008
Am huhhuhhuh?? How about??
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 8:04pm On Dec 22, 2008
Witching u all d shame.
Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by neowelsh(m): 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2008
U want make i swear. Ok true to god nothing dey my mind. So if you know d answer abeg tell me
Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by neowelsh(m): 6:00pm On Dec 22, 2008
Assuming the mute guy wants 2 buy condom, how those he demostrating it.? Dont look @d dictionary answer fast
Jokes Etc › Re: Come To My Aid by neowelsh(m): 4:59pm On Dec 22, 2008
Come 2 your Aids when i tell u 2use condom, you no gree. Now u dey find people way go come 2 your aids. Abeg no call me again o0o0o
Jokes Etc › Re: showbobo Wan Spoil My Name by neowelsh(m): 4:48pm On Dec 22, 2008
C ona with a AGBADA mouth. Fela children
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Know D One Wey Good For Juju by neowelsh(m): 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2008
Oboy why you 1 use american legend (kingkong) to serve juju
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by neowelsh(m): 4:28pm On Dec 22, 2008
Abeg make una find taylor 2 sew dat guy blockus, b4 him seeds fall
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section :noise Makers Tweéew by neowelsh(m): 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2008
Una still dey here?, d poster say him go bang ona: me am stil a virgin in d ass, so i don run comot o0o0o. Buy buy
Jokes Etc › Re: Big Girls Dont Cry by neowelsh(m): 4:01pm On Dec 22, 2008
bleeped i cant watch it because am using phone. I saw 1 big babe crying, i asked wat happened, she said some boys under fly-over do her 1 by 1, as a result she come lost d butter mint her mama buy 4 her
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Know D One Wey Good For Juju by neowelsh(m): 3:50pm On Dec 22, 2008
Oboy, i for choose number 9 o0o0o. But if your juju see am him go tear-race because dem no dey use juju serve juju
Romance › Re: How Can A Rich, Young, Successful, Hard Working And Handsome Guy Get True Love? by neowelsh(m): 6:06pm On Dec 21, 2008
my guy keep trying, u go see better one
Romance › Re: How Can I Figure Out If He Wants More? by neowelsh(m): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2008
babe its up to you, only if you are ready the guy will want in for marriage, but you never tire to flex.
he knows you love him, so just admite it and he will be ready to marry you, if u are ready
before u know it ona go do adam and eve thing again
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by neowelsh(m): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2008
i met a witch doctor and he said he will be able to do it. but inaddition to that he said human sacrifies is need to get the stuff done: so i said u are ready for it.

native doctor: tell am to come with a sharp matchet with black rope to cover him eyes
me:: ok baba, but baba who ona go use for sacrifies[b]
native doctor:[/b] no worry when him come we go discus dat abi u no know watin happen to abraham and isaac

so if you are interested contact me, i go direct you on how to get there, but i wont go with you
gudluck
Jokes Etc › Re: Mad Man by neowelsh(m): 5:22pm On Dec 21, 2008
D1KeleVra:
Na only mad man go understand mad man joke. too bad. sad
no wonder i no understand
Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by neowelsh(m): 5:15pm On Dec 21, 2008
mum: honey i love you, pls dig in more
dad: babe you know you are very wide, and am not a good swimmer
son: is mum a swimming pool?
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2008
D1KeleVra:
Guy take one . . . chill pill.
oboy you one faint sylve11, dat tablet too big na
abeg pity am: if you take viagra way big like dat:
your own don finish
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 3:41pm On Dec 21, 2008
Ok, i don accept ur challenge, na who go officiate dis match. Abeg i need some witnes. Gabry hope say u ready if we start no stoping o0o0o & crying is not allowed. Are u sure u want 2 continue. Wait make i learn dis new style call 69. Nieee i go take win u.
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 3:12pm On Dec 21, 2008
Gabry you sabi me pass everybody, so am surprise hearing word like flat. U know self d more i take d more hard i become. U no fit run me flat, rather wil be hard like steel, if u tink u can. Then come visit me this nite make we experiment am tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 1:34pm On Dec 21, 2008
Hallelujah: confession don start, i hope ona see d names of people way dey witch dem self into 2009. Abeg make ona no witch me meri xmas o0o0o, but any1 way want am. Am witching u a merry xmas & a flying newyear. Hip-hip-hip:huraaay, take 1 purewater make we celebrate i go pay, oya dbanj give us musik
Jokes Etc › Re: Gabrywyl & Dbanj Na True? Lol by neowelsh(m): 9:40pm On Dec 18, 2008
Wonders shall never end see babe favour one gist grand mama gabry, i wish her lucks sha
Jokes Etc › Re: Gabrywyl & Dbanj Na True? Lol by neowelsh(m): 9:26pm On Dec 18, 2008
Dbanj don make gabry fall in love fall in love o, fall in love o

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