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Emptyfish: na wa o0o0o wich planet u take get dat name

Emptyfish: na wa o0o0o wich planet u take get dat name

Big father, Can you tell dis honourable court if u are guilty or not.
Y shuld i rephrease it, i put it 2u dat u are guilty. Court arise

So tell me how does it taste?

Big father is very inteligent so he alwys ask qtions.Wen we're 19yrs old. We dcided togo out to dbeach to c if we culd get ourself a GF bt 2no avail. On our way bck we met an old man wit a bag, big father nw ask d old man wats in d bag.D old man reply magic apple, prove it, said big father. Ok the old man ask him 2name 2of his favourite fruit. Big father, wit him longer-throat looked @me &smile. Mango & watermelon. D old man brought an apple 4rm d bag & gave it to him. Big father bit and said it teast like mango the old man now told him to turn it around, he did and bit it, teast like watermelon said big father. Dat proves its a magic apple, bt big father said he is not sure. So d old man nw ask him to mention something he had love 2 eat besides fruits. He (big father since he neva had a gf) now replied, pussy. D old man nw brought another apple 4rm bag and gave it to him. Big father now give it a big bit an immediately spit out, how does it taste,it taste like shit. D old man smile & said turn it around

Big father met one 14 year old warri girl. Seeing that d girl is a stammerer, he took her home and started touching her chest. Big father con ask her, what he is doing: u.U-u deeey touuucch my bloon blooon, replied d girl. good girl; said Big father. He went on removing her clothes and ask her again what he was doing. Yoöuu ar reremomoving my dress. good girl replied. Lastly big father now insert his sim card into d phone and started dailin both international and wrong numbers. He nw ask the girl for d last time what am i doing. She now replied; uuu dedey tatatake go-go-gonoreah.

Big father met one 14 year old warri girl. Seeing that d girl is a stammerer, he took her home and started touching her chest. Big father con ask her, what he is doing: u.U-u deeey touuucch my bloon blooon, replied d girl. good girl; said Big father. He went on removing her clothes and ask her again what he was doing. Yoöuu ar reremomoving my dress. good girl replied. Lastly big father now insert his sim card into d phone and started dailin both international and wrong numbers. He nw ask the girl for d last time what am i doing. She now replied; uuu dedey tatatake go-go-gonoreah.

@poster
i want to recommend this bank for you, since u jst want to save without withdrawing, the bank is located in igbo land and its called bear-bear bank plc meet any fine yellow igbo girl she will take u there. Happy saving

@JoyAA
dont u tink is time to go to bed & prepare for who u go box for 2morow

Is pervert a new english? Everyone seems to use it and am not sure they know what it means

Wacko jacko abi u want make him nose fall remember billy jimme

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this car is loaded wit blesins for you 2day& 4eva:love,joy,peace, hapines,suces&good health,Offload them bt return my car.MERRY XMAS. please don't forget to bring back my car: because i have 2 go carry girlfriend from d saloon

Am usin fone cant see.

Am very very fine. Abi u no want make i celebrate newyear?. God forbid

:p

I will always shave my private part hairs

60% of the population is celebrating xmas. 20% is having sex. 11% is watching tv. 9% is in d church and 1% (ie u) is reading this. Merry xmas 2 u.

I am very urgly.



Really.





Why did you say dat?

Sorry o0o0o so no christmas pant 4u. My advice for you is dat keep investing because GTB is d best

I prefare the first tiakwando guy 2 this carnivorous.

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D answer is sprite(english- name)=Nkechi(native name)

21st december, hoping to hear from my mates

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Lmao
9ja 4life. Keep it cuming

Abeg ask am again, abi him want make we laugh?

@poster
if we use your head e no work then we go use your dickson; na dat 1 go work pass