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Oboyee dat chicken na cultists o0o0o, see him camouflage. If u go buy am, him fit porchew u wit cutlass. Since gabry don hide sylvester (turkey) dat means no meat dis xmas. But am offerin a free chicken-vulture 4 any1 interested, i get dem plenty 4 my backyard. Contact me.

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if clem cant, any other person pls

totalfact:
Whao!
Incerdible!
But love is stronger than cheating!
If I were u, I would forgive him totally!

i go tell ur girl friend to start cheating on you
lets see how strong is ur love

if you are sure that you husband is a cheat then you have every right to what you did, but i just have a little question for u.
before you got married, what was his attitude toward you?. was he a cheat back then?

talking of using words like babe, i miss you: @times i use it. when i want a help/money from my elder sister and also to my younger ones if i want them to wash my clothes. in-addition to that, i think words like that are not bad, although it depends on how open ur man is to you.

if your husband was not a cheat, and all of a sudden become one: these are some of the reasons why.
in-addition i want you to know that, men don't always cheat, but when they do, here are some possible reasons:
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They are not ready to have commitments.
They no longer feel satisfied/stimulated in their current relationship and are too cowardly to end the relationship.
They are concerned aobut their financial/living situation if they end the relationship, but do not feel fulfilled in it.
They like various sex partners.
They crave the initial excitement and illicitness of a "secret" affair.
They need to feel desired and their partner does not fulfill that need.
Men are single-minded and don't think about the consequences of their actions.
Some men cheat because they think they can get by with it.
Some cheat because they don't take their relationships seriously.
Guys cheat because many of them increasingly feel powerless in a society that is giving women more rights & powers in the domestic & public spheres.
Men stray outside of long-term relationships to remember what it was like to be desirable and free. "Schedules" and routine destroy self image.
The woman's sex drive isn't what it was when you first got married.
Having sex with more than one woman is an ego boost for those with low self-esteem.
Men cheat because they are bored in their current relationships
The man perceives that the partner is bored with or no longer interested in sex.
Lack of or poor communication with the spouse/girlfriend can lead a man to cheat.
other people are something new and different
you have no old baggage with someone new
maybe they want something with ''no strings''
different people have different likes and dislikes
their spouses might not be interested in doing the sexual things the men want to try out (e.g. oral, greek, 3-ways, etc.) or even afraid or morally against such kinks.[/li]
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if the above is the cause of his cheating, then go resolve it, happy marriage

sima:
ehmm. . let me guess
clem borrows sugar from sam
n' i buy the sugar for sam. .

i thought sam has dumped u
are u guys still dating?

345 bc clemcykul got married to gabbry:
this is what happened

Gabbry: honey, u know say i bi virgin, and i no no watin sex mean. can u explain it to me for the first time?

Clemcykul: ok sweetheart to make it easier for u to understand. we will call ur private place the prison and my private thing the prisoner. now come and put the d prisoner in ur prison

she did just that, dey now did watin adam and eve do.

clemcykul lying on the bed smiling of satisfaction
all of a suden

Gabbry:: honey the prisoner seems to have escaped
Clemcykul: then we have to re-imprison him.
after doing in this for 8 times clemcykul was very tired then

Gabbry; shouted, honey the prisoner is out again.
clem acted as if, he did not hear her.
she now went and touch him and repeat it again

Clemcykul: shouted, na watin self, its not a life time sentence. okey! abi u one kill me!!!

345 bc  clemcykul got married to gabbry:
this is what happened

Gabbry: honey, u know say i bi virgin, and i no no watin sex mean. can u explain it to me for the first time?

Clemcykul: ok sweetheart to make it easier for u to understand. we will call ur private place the prison and my private thing the    prisoner. now come and put the d prisoner in ur prison

she did just that, dey now did watin adam and eve do.

clemcykul lying on the bed smiling of satisfaction
all of a suden

Gabbry:: honey the prisoner seems to have escaped
Clemcykul: then we have to re-imprison him.
after doing in this for 8 times clemcykul was very tired then

Gabbry; shouted, honey the prisoner is out again.
clem acted as if, he did not hear her.
she now went and touch him and repeat it again

Clemcykul: shouted, na watin self, its not a life time sentence. okey! abi u one kill me!!!

sam milla: Teacher: What are some products of the Northern Nigeria?
Clemcykul: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Clemcykul: We borrow it from our neighbor.

clemcykul, please stop borrowing, no b me talk am na sam milla

abeg give am d answer fast-fast

oboy, that 1 hard o0o0o

hope i got it right

yeap you are right, but what are they? :

dat boy don spoil

is that a question?

ganja farmers

na wao0o0o d papa sabi dog style

go do some check up first before you listen to us,

ok i got you point.

nothing might happen. but its a very bad idea there will be no respect because from time to time he will be seeing the colour of bra she is wearing.

kokorunna:
And when the husband is not at home, anything can happen.

He should just tell his friend to find somewhere else to live.

so many things are wrong its better you raise money for you friend to rent an apartment.

smooooooth:
nothing wrong with that. if u trust your wife and friend.

but why u self go marry with just one single room.

ashostar:
To you Brein, I will advise you not to make any more comments on this forum. I mean, you are causing grammatical earthquake all over.

now who dey cause the earthquake

i didnt say say he is. i said he sound like

@ omofola
i don't understand your question. or is there anyother way apart from dat thing you know.
abi u 1 form virgin mary

you know if na transgendered

are your teeth's that big?

abeg i dey your back

you don see me?

hug

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peck

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kiss

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romance

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fingering

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sucking

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Bleep till she get belle(nine-months @once)