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orhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i fear you o0o0o.
me i no from earth o0o0o

thank God, you are a londonier,
what are you waiting for

give us some answers

ROMADE. how u take know say no be d first time: clemcykul they use window. i hope say u neva follow am b4

where d wife picture, no carry me play o0o0o0o shabi u see na him family pictures

am not the share type of a guy.
sorry any other help

big father:
Then let's see how you'll handle this !


FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO .



1) __________ I DON'T HAVE SENSE.




2) __________ I AM STUPID.



3) __________ I don't HAVE BRAIN.

na you and your girl-friend go answer that question.
abi nobi so nairalanders

gabrywyl:
But I don't have blabla

fine girl like you. i know say u sabi do plenty koko/blabla
i go teach u one song

gabrywyl:
na waa! U want to married Cynthia??

nope not cynthia

na youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i 1 marry

krazynaija:
great ke? all your mates are krazy and you are saying rubbish.even life don KOLO

watin u be

gabrywyl:
blablabla (4uck)


But he do it with ma inflatable doll, Cynthia

you dont look black to me or Albino, you be Oyinbo

F**k till marriage

izzabett:
Guys here is a good oppurtunity to make money for exmas, my company is giving out N10,00.00 to everyone that brings a buyer for laptop. So you can calculate how much you get if you bring one buyer evertday till the festivity ends. COOL CASH

please let me know, if you finish tapping from her knowledge, then you tell me
thanks

na watin them do abuja gurl

they've got plan brother,

i can't stop thinking of what happen to me 2003,
whenever i hear people talk of interviews

back then, i applied for the position of a receptionist
a day before the interview i was told i have to dress co-operate by fellow applicants, i saw them ironing suit & similar cloths
but i had a problem with that because am the jeans type.

so i now went and bought a new black material trousers and a white long-sleeve, and met a friend that gave me his bolt-tie

you got to see me, on the day of interview, i was like an america lobby boy.
i was so happy, thinking am cool.

but when i got there,
oh my God,
every 1 was just staring at me oddly, i almost jump out of my self.
my friends started laughing at me(my dressing) that, i have not attended an interview before.

i was so embarrassed, you could imagine
i even had in mind of getting a new girl friend.
but i was bleeped.

Glory! Glory!! Glory!!! united

@last dem no go fit intimidate us again with there win-won-win-won-win-won

which kind question and answer be this self. ok
since thats what you guys want i have one

prove that 12/5=2
without remainder.

true

na wa o0o0o d way the things take dey lost jsut dey surprise me
b4 you go see, we go hear say, [color=Black]ASO ROCK[/color] is missing.

oboy na tru i dey talk, na true i dey talk, o0o0o

scholarist:
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL

100% REAL

yes its 100% real.
adebayo300 you need and antivirus(*****) in-order not to get infected

i had love to participate, but sorry am not in benin
keep the update

putting an end to situations like the aforementioned
has to start with you.

your little contribution is all we need for a better future

Sisi Jinx:
The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University Student Chemistry mid-term.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…… leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT SUPPOSEDLY RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”.

Don't don't damn me if you've read this before, I hear the joke is as old hell! Get it. . . HELL! https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/crying.gif

Sisi Jinx, na wao0o0o, say hi to mother theresa 4 me sha

men delejames you be fine boy o0o0o
why do u need reviva

hey men, thanks, if not for my very good nairalander
i would have wasted my money and time

have already started going to ondo state when he called, and told me everything.

i was so disappointed.

i now went to port harcourt to meet with him, because he told me uniport is on

my dear delejames, do you have any information about futo.
hoping to hear from u soon.

thanks so much

maths is very easy if you want it to be,  its just like 1+1 we all know it, even when sleeping,
that is how easy it is.

but the problem is this: most of us, see maths as a very difficult subject and as a result
maths now tend to be what they think it is=difficult but its not

the only way u can improve your maths today is to get a junior grade mathematics book let say. JSS 1. study it, do all the exercises, it will help you alot before you know it, you will be one maths guru.
i wish u all the best as you learn maths.

odinakachi:
Basic Studies Programme 2008/2009
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the Basic Studies Programme of the University of Port Harcourt for the 2008/2009 Academic Session.

Admission Requirements

Candidates should possess WASC/SSCE/GCE/NECO/NABTEB Ordinary Level with credit passes in at least Five Relevant Subjects and minimum JAMB score as shown below:

S/No Department Required Core Subjects Jamb Score (Minimum)
1 Chemical, Electrical & Electronics, Gas, Mechanical and Petroleum Engineering Physics, Chemistry, English Mathematics and any other Science subject e.g. Biology, Technical Drawing & Agric. Sci. 200
Civil and Environmental Engineering Physics, Chemistry, English Mathematics and any other Science subject e.g. Biology, Technical Drawing & Agric. Sci. 180
2 Health Sciences (Medicine, Anatomy, Physiology, Pharmacy, Nursing and Dentistry) Physics, Chemistry, Biology, English, and Mathematics. 200
3 Animal and Environmental Biology (AEB) English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Maths. 170
4 Biochemistry English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Maths,. 170
5 Geology Physics, Chemistry, Biology. English and Maths. 170
6 Computer Science and Maths/Computer English, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry & Biology. 170
7 Maths/Statistics, Statistics and Pure Maths English, Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology or Geography or Economics. 170
8 Microbiology English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics. 170
9 Physics English, Physics, Mathematics Chemistry and Biology. 170
10 Plant Science and Biotechnology (PSB) English, Maths, Chemistry, Physics and biology 170
11 Pure & Industrial Chemistry (PIC) English, Maths, Chemistry, Physics and biology 170
12 Geography & Environmental Management (GEM) English, Geography and any other three from the Arts, Sciences or Social Sciences with at least a Pass in Mathematics 170
13 Agriculture:

Agric Econs & Extension, Animal Science & Fisheries, Crop & Soil Science, and Forestry & Wildlife Mgt. English, Maths, Chemistry, Biology and Agric Science or any one of Physics, Geography or Economics. 170



Course Duration

The programme is for a period of one year (one academic session)

Method of Application

Application is on-line. Logon to www.uniport.edu.ng. Click on BASIC/CERT Registration and follow the procedure. An all inclusive fee of seven thousand (N7,000) is required with a 45×35 cm passport photograph to be uploaded. Payment shall be made only at designated Banks on campus. Basic Studies Brochure shall also be collected from these Banks.

Closing Date

The closing date for the sale of application forms is on 3rd January, 2009.

Screening Exercise

A screening test shall be conducted on the 10th of January, 2009 in the University of Port Harcourt and all applicants are expected to participate. Candidates Exam No, Seat No, and Exam Hall shall be provided online. Result of the screening test and admission list shall be posted on the internet (www.uniport.edu.ng) 2 weeks after the exercise.

Materials Needed for the Basic Screening Exercise

Candidates are required to come with the following:

A clear copy of Photocard printed on line
HB pencil, eraser and non-programmable calculators
Note:

Candidates' name on their O’Level Certificate and JAMB results must be consistent with what is filled online;
Mobile phones, walkman, ipod and similar gadgets are not allowed into the screening venue;
Candidates are strongly advised to identify their screening venue prior to the screening date as lateness shall not be tolerated;
Candidates must apply within the designated period as the site shall be disabled at midnight on 3rd January, 2009;
Candidates must report to screening venue by 8.00 am prompt
Acceptance Fee

Candidates offered admission shall be required to pay a non-refundable Acceptance Fee of ten thousand naira (N10,000) only.

Registration

Registration will commence on the 26th January 2009 while lectures will start on 9th February 2009.

Contact

For further information, contact the Basic Studies Unit:

Phone: 0803 428 8672, 084 766 367
Email: basicstudies@uniport.edu.ngThis e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

For technical support contact: basicsupport@uniport.edu.ng

thanks for the informations

i might take the form, I love uniport, but have made up my mind on going to FUTA for their form. But if it turns the other way round then i will have to come to uniport
thanks, once again and God bless u.

delejames:
Which form is on sale? are u talking about FUTA or FUTO.

FUTA is wat am talking about.
bro

hassan4me:
Hello neo_welsh, have you collected the pre-degree form ?, because me too am interested too or is the form closed ?
i'm sure by now you most have been to the FUTMINNA. what your email address ? . this is mine hassan4allofus@yahoo.com,
Regards.

hey men, have not gotten the form yet, i will be going there by wednesday. i hope its still on sale.
am going to add you to my yahoo messenger so we could chat.
thanks