₦airaland Forum

geeez: Ogechukwu, the plumber and his underground storage tank of cocaine

Now he returns to his village in a Range Sport at the end of the year and tells his folks that he owns Lagos

taharqa: Finally. Its over.... So can d noise now stop, whilst we all go back to focusing on Development issues..

lokito: 8 something

“I have never said I am a musician; I am an entertainer. Some people say I can pick up a microphone and become a comedian. Therefore nobody should come and ask if I want to go into acting because they should know I am already an actor. It depends on when the right script and concept lands in my hands

Feyi and Akin were said to have remained in the special intensive care until yesterday when they were prepared for the flight. Further investigations by our Reporters revealed that family members and associates of the late Agagu had requested that he and his brother-in-law, Akin, should be moved out of the country to where they would have access to better and more sophisticated medical treatment at Harvey Street Hospital, London.

iterator25: eat once at the bar beach...

honeric01: The civilian JTF in the north is made up of what? Pastor Adeboye, Chris Oyakhilomen, Bling bling Oristjojafor, Lazarus e.t.c?

Lilimax: Only the liberal Southern Muslims can accept this.
But for the core Northern Moslems, I reserve my comment

Sllowppoisoon: No problem... FG has already set-up a committee to investigate the incident

YusufG: Not Far Away From Our House

Austeenx: [color=orange]Bro, nice picture.

















Unfortunately for me, I can't find my vaseline! [/color]

bunmioguns: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ENGLISH/
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A
NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST

ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my
husband so much and I can do anything to
please him... But I am also lusting after his
dishy sexy older brother, what should I do
folks?
COMMENTS:
William Hale: I think you need to talk to
your husband about it because marriage is
all about communication.

Vanessa Finehead: Oh dear! I have been in
your shoes before. I had to wake up and
face the fact that I am married.

Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask
him to do the things you find attractive in
his brother. That ought to save the
marriage.

Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get
yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away
that burning ache you feel for his brother…
oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…
*huggz hun*

NOW CHECK OUT THE NAIJA POST….OH
AND BTW, THIS IS WHERE THE FUN
BEGINS:

RABIU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my
husband and two daughters...anytime my
brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the
urge to rip his clothes off and make
passionate love to him....I need advice
please.

COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: ASHAAAAAAWOOOOO
OO…no wonder you can’t even give the
poor man a son…so so daughters
*mtcheew*

Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your
brother in-law ke

Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your
family and all women. May his tin get stuck
in ur tin, JEZEBEL!

Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute.
I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please
add me so that I can romance you when
my containers arrive from high and low
seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show
you the life!

Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s
fault

Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE
MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-
GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am
toking to you sef….MADU BY NAME…
MADU BY NATURE…..ILLITERATE!

Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this
crinkun crankun will bring about
Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum
edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the
marriage.

Mr Smith (Confused one off white man on
the friends list): Huh?

Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU
strike been called off?

Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible
says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…
thou shall not look at ya husband’s brova
wiv lustfulness. Repent my sister.

Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u

Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the
man that decided to put ring on ya
finger….there are plenty good women
around but he decided to choose you…
useless ojukokoro.

Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to
London?….I need someone to bring me
some crayfish

Abebe Oladimeji – HATERSSSSSS!!!!

Bossforeva: He died at a ripe age

bushwailo: Will you shut up your dirty mouth.
Do you know how it will sound if a member of Awo's family is seen campaigning for a PDP gov candidate against the so called Yoruba Party