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Celebrities › Re: Sadiq Daba Leaves Nigeria For Abroad Treatment (Photos) by nerodenero:
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
This is the last time we will see him alive.
Farewell Baba.
There's no difference between this 'Nwa' and the other 'Nwa'. Both of them are really crazy

Crime › Re: #endsars: Internet Marketer Tells His Horrible Story In The Hands Of Sars (pics) by nerodenero: 12:03pm On Dec 04, 2017
The difference between SARS and Armed robbers is the name. One thing synonymous to both of them is forceful extortion.
Sports › Re: Alice Oluwafemiayo Breaks Powerlifting World Record In Mexico (Photos) by nerodenero:
Congratulations are in order for this champion.

The lady lifted 140g and then 145kg, that's amazing. Imagine I weigh 70kg and I am being cloned, so they have two of me weighing 70kg each. That simply means this lady can lift two of me with both hands separated and conveniently grin grin.

Again, congratulations as I no envy your power!!!
Celebrities › Re: Harriet Edide Weds Joshua Maciver, 54-Year-Old Married Man (Photos) by nerodenero: 2:15pm On Dec 03, 2017
He was 28years when this girl was born.

Harrysong couldn't handle her, broke up due to infidelity.

Can a 54year old man handle this 26years old lady?

Could this be love?

Some women sef!!!
Politics › Re: Ambode And Jimi Agbaje Meet At The Experience 2017 (Photo) by nerodenero:
A+ Vs JK-Just kidding grin grin grin.
Alcatraz005:
Our brothers from the east Just finish this Jk's campaign to rule lagos. The surest way to make Yorubas hate anything is to show that igbos support that same thing. Both tribes are diametrically opposed in principles and worldview.
It was all about choice. If JK had not left for PDP, he'd have governed Lagos instead of A+. A+ is doing well now but JK can still rule. It is just being at the right party at the right time. His time will surely comes.

In 2011, Igbos supported Jonathan and Yorubas did as well. It's all about interest and that's politics. A time will come when Yorubas and igbos will align politically. There's no doubting your last sentence.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Kehinde Bankole Looks Flawless And Beautiful In New Makeup Photo by nerodenero:
UbanmeUdie:
shocked
Ugly and shapeless!
She needs a hip enhancement surgery.
After the hip enhancement surgery and she starts flaunting it, you would say she is fake. Men can't just be contented.

At times, men are the reason women go for this body augmentation. They are carried away by what they hear us say and us, by what we see. They want to look as beautiful as ever and they are tempted to go under the knife. For the wise ones, they'd stay natural.

We should always appreciate original over fake or counterfeit because we cherish fake, that's why China floods our market with fake. Kehinde is fine, moderate and her appearance is descent. For these, I'd chose her over many actresses.
Celebrities › Re: Inem Peters: "Why I Flaunt My Backside On Social Media" by nerodenero:
The only talent you have is flaunting your bum-bum and I believe it got you those roles you had. Very soon your bumbum will expire and the movie director will move to the latest and hottest bums in town. By then, you will come online that a movie producer demanded he sleeps with you before giving you a role. Sore loser!

As for men, there is no ending to babes with big boobs and bums. You get attracted to this one,the next minute you'd see another inviting boobs that'd throw you off balance. In a nutshell, if you don't get tired, the never-ending-killer curves with nice boobs and bums will retire you because you can't have them all.

Women don't just get it. Advertising like this surely gets you a lot of men but when another lady advertises hers that's more inviting and attractive, dude is on to it. That's how most men are wired. The taste is in the difference and the difference is in the taste.

Enough said, drops phone!
Career › Re: Driver Return Lady's Laptop, Gold, Cash, Passport, Atm Card Etc (Pic) by nerodenero: 12:46pm On Dec 02, 2017
The public transportation in Abuja isn't regulated. Go to so many places in Abuja, what you'd see are private cars used as taxis without any known identification. You board a taxi at Giri to Lugbe, NURTW doesn't know how the taxi looks like, no tag, no ID no, no known vehicle colour. I can just put my car on the road, pick passengers and no questions asked. This is reason one-chance is on the increase and in most cases, they are not traceable.

Kudos to Abubakar
Celebrities › Re: Sam Dede, His Wife, Tammy Sam-Dede & Their Children (Photos) by nerodenero: 10:00am On Dec 02, 2017
NwaChibuzor13:
With all those children, I don't think the wife p***y will be tight and have good grip again. If I were Sam, I will just go and marry another wife. I have a friend whose wife had all their kids through caesarean . I called him one side and told him its his advantage because the toto will still be intact. This month they will celebrate their 7 yr anniversary. A tight p***y is the bedrock of a good relationship.

Celebrities › Re: Banky W’s Wedding Did Not Outshine My Wedding – Oritsefemi Reacts by nerodenero: 9:38am On Dec 02, 2017
BAAD VS ON 2017
AJEBUTTER VS AJEPAKO
SOUTH AFRICA VS NIGERIA
I have done the comparison for you but with all the noise and expenses, what matter most is that you guys stay happy and married. Everything will amount to nothing if there should be any breakup.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Jordan For Counter Terrorism Summit (photos) by nerodenero: 10:32pm On Dec 01, 2017
Look at the way Yahaya Bello is shinning his teeth like a roasted goat! Aregberascal, always appearing like 'alawo'.I'd like to know the need for the entourage. We just like wasting money on frivolities.
Sports › Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by nerodenero:
sweetyme001:
And Iceland would be like " you think you are doing me you are doing yourself" Better ask England what Iceland did to them!!!
There are no pushovers at the Worldcup. At the same time, your first game is crucial. To stand any chance of qualifying from that group, we must not lose our first game.
Sports › Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by nerodenero: 4:55pm On Dec 01, 2017
He don happen
Argentina
Iceland
Croatia
Nigeria.
We must beat Croatia in our first game. We can qualify from this group.
Sports › Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by nerodenero:
Gary Lineker saying Diego Maradona is always good with his hands. Talking about the golden hand he used to score against England grin.

Gary Lineker says Iceland has more volcanoes than professional footballers grin
Family › Re: 11-Year-Old Girl Impregnated By 50-Year-Old Brother-In-Law Gives Birth In Guinea by nerodenero: 11:01am On Dec 01, 2017
While oyinbo man dey use im head dey think and invent things wey black man dey use, black man talent na to dey think with his thirdleg.
Crime › Re: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by nerodenero: 10:52am On Dec 01, 2017
nkwuocha:
I said I will flof the teacher with cane.
The woman used a heavy log of wood.I go flog the teacher two strokes for her back before I withdraw my child from that school. Again person wey don die don die abi?The lady sef may not face hefty jail time.This is Nigeria, shitt happens.
Buhari's economic policies have made many poor and hungry. Many people roam the streets daily without food. Haven't you heard stories of people being pushed, slapped or even flogged and the result is death. I don't support teachers beating children but if any teacher flogs my child with reckless abandon, I will get him arrested and withdraw my child asap.

Your matter no go be like person wey wan die, see person wey wan killer am. Enough said!
Crime › Re: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by nerodenero: 8:46am On Dec 01, 2017
I like the way your mouth is running like a tap. When it does happen and you are charged to Court for murder, I hope the velocity with which your mouth is running will not only be maintained but increased. Do you think the culprit would have wished it was when the woman was attacked by them, was the time the terminal disease decided to terminate her life that is if she has any? Guy, no wish yourself this kain tragedy.
nkwuocha:
A teacher that dies from cane flogging, after flogging my own child died for nothing. He/she must have some kind of terminal disease.
Crime › Re: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by nerodenero: 7:57am On Dec 01, 2017
I remember serving in Anambra state, before leaving camp, they told us never to beat any student. I didn't understand this until I got to my PPA, those student no get joy at all!!! This was what I did to avoid having issues with them. If you disturb my class or you respond to me rudely, I'd ask that you leave my class and if you refuse, I will do the leaving myself. It's as simple as that. No long thing as I no fit shout.

RIP to the dead but if I were a teacher, I won't beat any child. I was employed to teach and not to flog. The verse in the Bible that says spare the rod and spoil the child should apply to parents and not teachers because children of now are not only stubborn but dangerous.
Family › Re: Barren Woman Displaced By 14-year Old House Maid From Her Home by nerodenero: 10:19pm On Nov 30, 2017
A 14year old giving condition!!! When I dey 14years, wetin I sabi? Laziness don finish some women because if house help no dey, maybe Emmanuel for keep im thirdleg under control but the matter really weak me.

@Luckgurl, my Hopeful Hope, I love reading your write-ups. Many of us have had to study courses we never wanted and when we tried switching, it was like hell. I have been there so I can relate as your experience isn't new. Age is still on your side, fix the mistakes you can fix, graduate and move on. If you're not still satisfied with your graduating grade, you can go for your masters.

Remember you can always be the best that you want to be. Only Hope can stop Hope from making Hope happy and achieving success. The sky is your starting point. Best wishes.

Romance › Re: This Break Up Is Too Intense, I'm Never Ever Going To Date Any Girl Again. by nerodenero: 8:52am On Nov 30, 2017
Time will definitely heal your wounds.

Your girlfriend broke up with you and you are here crying like a baby, so what happens if your wife cheats on you? Then you go commit suicide!!!

Only cowards give up, more ladies will still come but if I were you, I'd strive to be the best that I can ever be in that department. Once you are the best, ladies will fight to get your attention.

Focus on studying well, get busy, pay no attention to her and trust me, it'd pass. It always do.
Celebrities › Re: Kunle Remi : Stop Referring To Me As Adesua Ex by nerodenero: 7:55am On Nov 30, 2017
This dude is likeable. If he continue to be the best that he could possibly be, the sky is the starting point. Bloggers won't stop referring to you as Adesua's ex, for some of them, it's all about traffic. Putting people down is a happy for most people, they can't thrive if they don't do it.
Politics › Re: Is It Time For A Northern Christian To Become President Of Nigeria? by nerodenero: 10:08pm On Nov 29, 2017
When Super Eagles plays, they play for Nigeria and Nigerians celebrate whenever they win. Eagles don't play for Igbos, Hausas, Yorubas, Itsekiris, Basange, Tapas, Fulanis etc and not Christians, Muslims, Traditionalist, Atheist etc, they play for Nigeria. We are always united with one voice when they play.

Until we bring that oneness into issues that affect us directly, these polithiefcians will not rest and will always ensure we continue to play our penalty straight to throwing.
Politics › Re: Atiku Presidency In 2019 Will Not Favour Igbos – NBA Vice- President, Ubani by nerodenero: 3:05pm On Nov 29, 2017
To an extent I agree with Ubani but is Nigeria ready to allow an Igbo presidency in 2023? The answer is NO.

The option of chosing between PMB and Atiku in 2019 is going to be one of the most difficult choices we have to make as Nigerians. I just pray God will just adjust the political calculations positively so as to liberate us from the grip of all these polithiefcians.
Celebrities › Re: Gbenga Adeyinka Apologises For Baba Sala’s False Death Claim by nerodenero: 8:32am On Nov 29, 2017
People are always eager and very fast, wanting to be the first to break bad news and very slow and unwilling to tell the world a good news. Tell them how successful you are and see how they'd snub you but tell them how poor, misery and broke you are, you'd be surprised how fast the news will travel.

Good news don't sell but bad news is the news.
Sports › Re: See The New Super Eagles Kit For 2018 World Cup. by nerodenero: 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2017
...and that's what I call a well designed jerseys. The Eagle head at the front truly represent Super Eagles. Super jersey for Super Eagles grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Fires Back At Sagay by nerodenero: 8:19am On Nov 28, 2017
Any administration that makes the masses suffer hardship endlessly doesn't deserve a second chance. I detest polithiefcians because they are one and same but the truth is Nigerians are poorer now than they were two years ago.

Buhari made Jonathan a better President. He should humbly accept defeat.

The task of rebuilding this country is a task that must be done but not with leaders like Jonathan, Buhari and Atiku at helm of affairs.
Literature › Re: Oretunlewa Soyinka And Nneka Ekechukwu's Wedding In Atlanta (Photos) by nerodenero: 8:03pm On Nov 27, 2017
Prof. Wole Soyinka's appearance will pass for "mogbo moya" grin grin grin. This uniform of his is simply annoying grin grin grin.
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Romance › Re: “I Know Being Gay Is A Sin But Then I’m Willing To Go To Hell Just For You” by nerodenero: 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2017
I remember seeing boys behaving like girls back then in the South and North. They are always shy, too ashamed to mingle and they also accepted that they weren't to a large extent normal. Nobody cared and gave their actions any attention. We'd laugh them off.

Now, they are bold, marry each other and have rights. Very soon, Father and daughter will go to church and wed publicly. Mother and son will not hide to make love, it will be done in the open and they can also chose to get married openly. They are still hiding now but that time draws nearer when they will be bold and will have or claim rights like gays. The unexpected will keep happening and there's no stopping it.

One fact, the end is here and Jesus wept!!!

@luckygurl, it's well with you.
Education › Re: Adamu Abubakar Rasheed Graduates From University Of Aberdeen UK. Nigerians React by nerodenero: 12:10pm On Nov 26, 2017
Sometime ago, someone said, 'ban the importation of generators' and electricity will be fixed asap. Nobody yielded because these polithiefcians benefit from returns generated from importing generators. As I type this, I no get electricity for my house now.

Polytechnics are on strike and I am very sure Universities will join soon. It's a taboo for them not to go on strike. Now imagine all public officers like President, Vice President, Senate President, Speaker, Chief Judge/Attorney General, Senators, Honourables, Ministers, Governors, Deputy Governors, Speaker of State houses of Assembly and colleagues , Commissioners and all polithiefcians have their children in our polytechnics or universities, can there be strikes? Will the standard of education be this bad?
Politics › Re: Beg Obasanjo And Get PDP Ticket -jonathan To Atiku by nerodenero: 7:03am On Nov 26, 2017
Jonathan seems wiser than Atiku. OBJ is truly boss of bosses. GEJ would have won if he'd no problem with OBJ.

It would have been alot interesting in 2015 to see OBJ and BAT outsmart each other while GEJ and PMB does the open politicking.

It remain to be seen if BAT will allow himself to be used and dumped in 2019 by PMB and APC same way he was used and dumped before. If he allows himself to be used then It'd be nice seeing BAT/OBJ challenge each other only if Atiku bury his pride.

Again, we are left with chosing between PMB and Atiku. What a bad position we find ourselves. Both have nothing to offer. One will consolidate on the harship he has imposed and the other wants to increase his business empire. These polithiefcians will end up burying this country and flee abroad for comfort.
Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess At Oritsefemi & Nabila Fash's Wedding, Bares Cleavage (Photos) by nerodenero:
Which kain wahala she carry for chest like this grin grin grin

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