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Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by nerodenero: 3:36pm On Apr 06, 2018
By making that woman double, he just proved there is ability in disability.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: If President Buhari Asks Me To Jump Into Fire, I Will Not Hesitate by nerodenero: 1:35pm On Apr 05, 2018
If Buhari asks me to jump into fire, I will not hesitate to jump into it.”
Imagine a governor talking this nonsense!!! Dude means every letter in the word Zombie.

Buhari supported tenure elongation which was illegal and unconstitutional, all the mumus in APC supported. He changed his mind after due consultation, you also changed your position like weather.

I think we have offended God in a way we don't know. For Him to have given us this kind of people as leaders, we need forgiveness.

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Politics / Re: 3 Flyovers Governor Amosun Is Building At Alagbole-Akute-Ijoko (PHOTO) by nerodenero: 10:49am On Apr 04, 2018
From Akute/Ajuwon to Berger is just N100. If Ogun isn't interested in these areas, I'm very sure Lagos State will gladly accept it and turn it around.

I remember passing these areas on raining days. On each occasion, I had to remove my shoes, rolled my trouser and prayed the bike doesn't tumble into the dirty/stinking flooded road plus refuse/dirty water from the nearby canal. It got so bad that people were carrying people on their backs for few cash and canoes were being used to ferry people to the other side. That was how bad it was then.

Aside the fact that Ogun state government is useless and highly insensitive, the neglect these areas face is simply because majority of the residents pay their tax in Lagos.

From my observation, border towns are always suffering as both governors will feel less concerned about their plight and none of them will want to take responsible. The road linking Iju Ishaga to Taju-Bello down to Giwa-Okearo is the same thing. The part that falls under Lagos is better but from Taju-Bello down, it's hell. Why always border town?

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shares Sexy 31st Birthday Photos by nerodenero: 1:32pm On Mar 27, 2018
She will pass as a vampire.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Hinted 3 Years Ago That He Won't Attend Council Of State Meeting by nerodenero: 11:53am On Mar 27, 2018
This government has made Jonathan a better leader, politician and President.

If you don't agree, argue with your phone or laptop.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kindly Help My Husband Before He Commits Suicide by nerodenero: 7:47am On Mar 27, 2018
Greetings OP.

Wish I could help secure a job for your husband but I cant and I know how difficult it must have been for your family.

A quick one, go on twitter, search Dr. Joe Abah, tweet at him and make sure you upload your husband's Curriculum vitae. For the past few days, he has been helping people retweet their CV on his timeline. I believe he is well connected. Do this and keep all hope alive.

Suicide is for cowards.

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski: "That Was Not Penalty" Referee Told Me Why He Whistled. by nerodenero: 7:07am On Mar 25, 2018
Nearly doesn't kill a bird.

Football is about scoring goals and Eagles put one passed the polish keeper.

While I agree Eagles didn't create many scoring chances, their defense was solid and was the reason the scoreline remained 1-0.

It was a game between solid attack vs solid defense and the latter prevailed.
Sports / Re: Poland Vs Nigeria: International Friendly 0 - 1 (Full Time) by nerodenero: 9:32pm On Mar 23, 2018
Mali 1-1 Japan, in fact, Japan scored on the 90th minute.
Tunisia 1-0 Iran
Serbia 1-2 Morocco ongoing.
No African team has lost today. Nigeria and Egypt, make una no fall hand o.

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Sports / Re: Poland Vs Nigeria- Drop Your Predictions by nerodenero: 8:36pm On Mar 23, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Davido: "My Girlfriend, Chioma Is The Most Beautiful Being On Earth" (Photos) by nerodenero: 1:28pm On Mar 22, 2018
Honestly, women are powerful. No matter how smart you play them, you will still end up becoming a mumu for one of them.

Davido don mumu for Chioma. Even me sef, mumu for somebody. Naso life be. Enjoy your life Davido!

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Celebrities / Re: Pepsi Signs Dj Cuppy, Dj Spinall, Dj Xclusive, Dj Obi As Ambassadors by nerodenero: 2:53pm On Mar 20, 2018
Iyajelili:

But in those days, brands used unfamiliar faces to advertise their product and i believe they got the desired results. If your product is good you don't really need to use celebrities who don't give a Bleep about your product to advertise.
Advertisement is a continuous process regardless of how good a product is. When a product is upgraded, you need to advertise. When competitions arise, there is need to intensify effort by way of advertising lest you be relegated and your competitors take over. To carry out your afvert, you need famous people who are connected and can help market these products within and outside. The truth is success attract success. The brands want results and will do so by associating with success.

Nothing has changed. Those old faces were the celebrities of that time. As it was in the beginning, so it is now and forever.

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Celebrities / Re: Pepsi Signs Dj Cuppy, Dj Spinall, Dj Xclusive, Dj Obi As Ambassadors by nerodenero: 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2018
DeadRat:
The Only Thing Keeping Dj Cuppy moving Is Her Father's money... Somebody Should Beg Her To Look For Job Na.
Pepsi pays and they ain't complaining.
Iyajelili:
Yeye people as i drink una product reach una no go get eyes see poor man pikin like me take do ambassador. Shioor
If you be Pepsi, you fit endorse person wey no popular to helep you advertise your product?

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Simi Is Trending Over Her Outfit To The Eviction Show by nerodenero: 8:38pm On Mar 18, 2018
dafeyankee:
She lacks the beauty look.

She lacks any kind of sex appeal.

She lacks musical sense.

She lacks a good sense of dressing.

She lacks any fan base.

She even lacks a man to call her own.

Good thing God does not discriminate, as she would have lacked God too.

Asa no fine but she is probably the best female artist in Africa, again Simi and Asa aren't ugly, ask Softwerk and Shade, they know better.

Sex appeal, your food my poison, they reason some ain't straight.

Good dressing, you are right but no matter how perfect you might want to view yourself, there is always that thing that is a minus. Ask Late Steve Hawkins.

Lacks fan base, check her twitter handle and you'd marvel.

Lacking a man, did she complain to you? That's her own business whether to have one or not. Why carry am for head like gala?

Maybe before God, she might be righteous than you and I.

Lastly, you just made me write too much stories over nothing. Besides you don't even know her personally, why too much hate? Instead of hating,you would have dissipated such energy to good use.

I won't dignify you with another response. Shalom!

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Politics / Re: FFK Accuses Reno Omokri Of Treason by nerodenero: 6:30am On Mar 18, 2018
I don't really care about these politicians. I remember criticising Reno over an issue involving names. Reno said it was out of place for Africans to bear foreign names. I replied his senseless tweet by telling him that politicians like him refused to develop the nation but will rather run abroad for luxuries. Why can't they stay in their own country?

If these countries had behaved the way our polithiefcians behaved, will there be any luxury anywhere? Reno couldn't take the heat, he blocked me on twitter. He couldn't take the heat/criticisn and he chickened out.

My point is this - FFK might not be liked by many but dude stayed back to criticize and keep the ruling power on their toes, calling out Fulanis herdsmen for killings of innocent people but Reno ran to US, forming freedom fighter and writing rubbish.

The fight should continue, more things should be exposed as it's not healthy when these leaders are united.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw On 16th March 2018 by nerodenero: 11:43am On Mar 16, 2018
Barcelona v Manchester City - Pep must face the nightmare(Messi)he helped created.
Real Madrid v Bayern Munich -
Sevilla v Juventus
Roma v Liverpool - Mo Sallah must show Roma that selling him was a big mistake

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by nerodenero: 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2018
Messi, the difference is clear.

No leg overs and no tappings, they are not just his things but nutmeg, turnings in all angles and awareness of positions of any player to be beaten are his trademarks. Congratulations to my darling Barça.

Respect to Chelsea, they came out strong in the 2nd half but two early goals proved too much to handle.

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Religion / Re: Should Christians Care About Physical Appearance? by nerodenero: 8:40am On Mar 11, 2018
Dress the way you want to be addressed. I'd address that pastor's wife by her looks.

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Family / Re: Man Abandons His Young Wife And Kids, Moves In With Another Lady. Photos by nerodenero: 7:47am On Mar 11, 2018
SenselessIdiot grin grin.How can anything sensible come from SenselessIdiot grin.
SenselessIdiot:
So? So forking what? Why are you trying to make a big deal out of nothing.
He got tired of eating the same damn pussy and needed to hunt for new meals and you all are here calling him demeaning names.
Just don't get me pissed this Sunday morning.
He bought the lady when he paid her bride price so he's free to do whatever he wants to do with her, she's one of his acquired property.
Ladies have no say on earth, they will continue to be minor compared to men till the return of Allah.

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 71st Birthday Today by nerodenero: 8:03am On Mar 07, 2018
When you say Legend, this man is the true definition.

Age gracefully Sir.

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Politics / Re: ‘I Feel Ashamed’ – Dino Melaye On Ghana’s Independence Day Celebration by nerodenero: 1:51pm On Mar 06, 2018
It will continue to be a low-key celebration until you and other polithiefcians stop playing unnecessary politics with the lives of Nigerians.

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Sports / Re: Jay-jay Okocha Inducted Into Bundesliga Legends Network by nerodenero: 9:31am On Mar 04, 2018
They loved him so much, they named him twice grin

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Career / Re: Shortages Have Destroyed My Job As A Barman! by nerodenero: 7:53am On Mar 01, 2018
The way most of our bars are structured makes it almost impossible to avoid debts because everybody is working one way or another to steal from you.

The greatest culprits are the people working closely with you and no matter how hard you try to put them in check, a slight slip from you leads to another 'gbese' which means your alertness level should be if possible over 100%.

The question is how do you survive earning N400 per day which is like N12,400/monthly and on a daily ''gbese'' of 1K-3k? A daily ''gbese'' of N1k gives N31k monthly that is if you work everyday let alone a daily 'gbese' of 3k.

My advice: quit that job asap, trust me you would survive. Even with 12k per month, you are extremely underpaid plus the debts accruing every month. You are not working but suffering. Better you are jobless and free from debt than be employed and keep swimming in the ocean of debt. Quit now before you go insane.
Education / Re: Kid Tied To A Motorcycle, Being Forced To School (Disturbing Photo) by nerodenero: 8:00am On Feb 26, 2018
Some parents don't deserve to have children.
Religion / Re: Why Are Children Of Pastors Wayward? by nerodenero: 9:42am On Feb 25, 2018
The devil is constantly on their trail. He looks for loopholes and if he can't get the parent, he goes for the easy prey. It's just as simple as that.

It's a battle. The devil has come to kill, steal and destroy. That is the reason a holy family should at every time not give in to sin. Every slightest opportunity to sin is a way for the devil to penetrate.

My one kobo sha!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st February 2018 by nerodenero: 9:38pm On Feb 21, 2018
De Gea is wicked. He has no business saving those chances!!! Trust me, he can save just about anything.
Politics / Re: "Buhari Can Be Silly Defeated In 2019" - Sowore, Sahara Reporter Owner by nerodenero: 2:27pm On Feb 19, 2018
Olalan:
Based on the current lamentations by majority in the land, it will take a miracle for him to win. I do not expect him to run again if he respects himself.
Lamentations on social media doesn't will elections but PVC does. Go to the north, even cows have PVC. All we do is lament!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: 50 Cartoons That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by nerodenero: 8:14am On Feb 18, 2018
The open and close television with that coloured nylon to make it looks like coloured television, all these sweet cartoons don't start until 4pm every weekdays. Sweet memories!

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Celebrities / Re: Rachel Bakam And Wale Ojo Hang Out In Abuja As They Play Lead Roles by nerodenero: 6:11am On Feb 14, 2018
Dude looks like the older version of Reno Omokri grin

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Celebrities / Re: Shina Peters Performs At Omotola's 40th Birthday: Omosexy, Dele Momodu Dance by nerodenero: 6:51pm On Feb 13, 2018
Papanwamaikpe:
Bunch of ritualists!
Gbenu e soun.

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Celebrities / Re: D’banj To Daddy Freeze: "I Pay My Tithes” - Singer Tells OAP At Omotola At 40 by nerodenero: 7:13pm On Feb 12, 2018
grin grin grin.

I'm surprise Freeze hasn't reacted to this like chemical that he is. I get it, I dbanj is a top artist abi!!! Yeye dey smell.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "IPOB More Dangerous Than The Fulani Herdsmen" by nerodenero: 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2018
Among the mad millions in this country, Kemi is their leader. Please give her some drugs, she's been off it for sometime now.

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