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It's BAAD for me over ON.

The noise over these two weddings were/are too much most especially BAAD.

Now the real deal is making it work by fire by force. If otherwise, they'd have confirmed once again they are only good for his the screen(television) and their yeyebrities status intact.

God bless these unions, amen.

Wire wire
kin sa ti lowo
ole lo ba omo je
kin sa ti lowo
That's 9ice for you, encouraging fraudsters.

If this calabar man's case can be this speedy, why is it always difficult to send our polithiefcians to jail quickly?Are they not bigger thieves than this yahoo guy?

EFCC, I hail una o and I join the few that calls this country a zoo. Justice is only served to a few while the bigger thieves escape justice with pride.

...and the day he was born, his parents were happy that they had a boy!!! Will they be happy if he doesn't give them children? I guess his second hand is inside his T-shirt, caressing his not too useful third leg . I reject children like Denrele and Bobrisky . Anyways, his life, his choice and his decision. Enjoy .

HoluwarTohbar:
Has Tinubu not crossed carpet before? See how the man has been disgraced even by his own boys whom he picked from the gutter and cleaned up!

Well leave or stay, the Tinubu will know can still remain in APC and play the spoiler.

Inasmuch as I don't support polithiefcians, the fact is Tinubu has not really moved to a different party rather his party has always merged or metamorphosed to a new party like AD-AC-ACN-APC.

Sarakill, Dogara, Ndume, Rabiu Kwankwaso and other nPDP to join Atiku soon. All of them will now start reevaluating the situation and at any point they feel APC can't guarantee their interests anymore, na to port sharply. All of them na ashewo polithiefcians. This is no news as it's expected. The only person I know that will never leave is Tinubu.

Never start what you can finish.

Women are wired in a way that only God understands. You will hear things like 'you don't love me like before the reason you stopped lending a helping hand, 'you are not caring anymore' etc.

You have started, you need to continue even when it's not convenient otherwise, wahala dey or you reduce or stop totally Which I won't advice you to, face the wahala once and for all and you gain your freedom. The choice is yours.

Like Nigeria, we wanted somebody better in quote than Jonathan and we got Buhari. The suffering the latter brought, has made the former looks like a saint.

Mugabe out, Emmerson in, the change is chain. African polithiefcians are same. It was good Mugabe was ousted but is Emmerson the solution?

It always seem as though Nigeria is a praying nation but that's not true. The number of churches springing up is competing with residential buildings all over the country. Many go to church but very few are faithfully praying, the rest are just bench warmers.

Prayer is good but for it to work, we need to change as a people. We need to prayerfully work and build institutions that would checkmate excesses of the black sheep among us. Prayer is key but the door won't open if we don't insert the key, turn it in the right direction for the door to open. Prayerfully working, changing our attitude positively towards nation-building and we'd for ourselves a better nation, pride for us and a model for other countries to emulate.

When you sit or touch a lady, the difference is always clear like 7up advert would say. For her, her body would have moved from being soft to being hard like Olumo rock. She's not attractive anymore. Having 7 children is no 'beans' at all. Kudos to her .

The way we carry our phones in our pockets everywhere we go, is the same way these Northern boys carry their knives about. It's probably their most treasured tool. It doesn't cost them to 'drop' anybody at anytime.

Some years back, I was leaving Zaria for Kaduna. I boarded a golf at Gaskiya very close to Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic and I sat behind. Beside me was this young boy with a hard object that made sitting beside him difficult. The sharp object felt as though it'd pierce my skin. I humbly alighted and waited for the next car. Four reasons I didn't complain were: I was at a Hausa dominated area, I am a Christian, he might be high on drugs and more cars were available. Anybody living or had lived in the North can relate to the first three reasons.

The point here is they move about with knives. If you must deal with some of these boys, you need to be ready anytime. RIP to the dead.

Prayer is good and a way to go too but if I were you, I'd rather pray for Nigeria. If Nigeria is moving forward, every state automatically moves forward.

We are where we are today because of these polithiefcians scattered all over the country. The earlier we see them as enemies and cog in the wheel of progress,the better for us.

BuariCopyPaste:
Pray for Osun and the entire Yoruba land

This space is reserved to celebrate Barca's victory tonight.

There's competition between the worth of the diamond ring and the love message, so what's the real message sef?

People don't really care. Your greatest enemies are those close to you. Enemies within. They will follow you bumper-to-bumper.

It takes somebody to help somebody for somebody to become somebody. If you don't help, what will be, will be.

Okocha was used to pave way. If he hadn't done that, another person would have done so.

We had four presidents then and these two women were part. The list - Jonathan, Mama Pieces, Madam Froggy and Madam do-the-needful .

Different styles for different agbada at different times.

For OBJ's era, his agbada plus swag will pass but no young man in this era will rock OBJ's agbada ahead of Ebuka's dope agbada. Now, Ebuka's agbada is 'da bomb'. In fact, that tailor has taught other tailors how to sew Agbada. When you are good at what you do, your output will sell itself. The agbada is selling itself while the tailor is enjoying the moment .

He has taken away the glory of those boobs. Henceforth, those boobs can never look up north but south. I pity the guy that will inherit the remaining inheritance because he's left with nothing.

After this elaborate party with both families present and accepted to be in-laws, then comes the white wedding. Too much money I guess . At the white wedding, the Pastor will now ask that stupid question - is there anybody who feels these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony, should speak up or forever remain silent? Abeg who suppose oppose when the family don join them and at times sef, dem fit don go Court with certificate to show say dem be husband and wife.

Africans, our wahala plenty die

If you are not a Nigerian, never visited the country, never met a Nigerian that's poor and you see all these Banky W and his wife's picture, you'll think Nigerians are not only beautiful people but rich too. Yes I agree we're fine people with never-say-never attitude but what I see on the streets daily breaks my heart. E no go better for all these leaders.

Happy married life to the couple. May all these smiles last forever, amen.

This is one of the reasons I don't argue, support, campaign etc for any polithiefcian. While the mumu supporters and errands boys fight, kill and argue unnecessary, the clique of thieves celebrate one another.

Watch how the tabloids tomorrow gets bombarded by polithiefcians celebrating one of their own. Besides if a dollar goes for N1000, they're never affected.

Eve deceived Adam into eating the forbidden fruit and it's payback time . Don't mind me.

It takes two to tango. Sex is both ways. Agreement was reached and SIM was slipped into a phone. Both parties enjoyed it while it last. So, why complain?

Ladies always feel they have done you a favor when they allow you insert your SIM and funny enough they moan the most while it last, meaning they enjoy it more. So why play the victim?

A prostitute will always want to have a reason to prostitute. The lady had always and will always be a prostitute.

These two are too massive and would end up propagating or procreating more massive beings who might wish their parent chose wisely. Too big is too big enough to discourage and too small is also too much to discourage, so be wise and stay moderate.

Happy married life.

adetoroamos:
so how dem take nack dem self. ayamnotunderstanding

Those iron bed are outdated otherwise if these two mount it, the noise alone will wake the whole city. They should not even try wooden bed at all. The best na to put mattress for ground while hoping they control the noise that might erupt from the flapping of their laps when the SIM enters the phone.

Let me register it again. Thief always calling thief thiief.

I don't like the choice of words Jonathan used.BAT's choice of words were like missiles that even North Korea or USA might struggle to repel it. I'd say BAT 1-0 GEJ . I believe GEJ can do better, you need to restrategize and fire a befitting missile that Aso Rock would feel the effect but Uncle Jona na gentleman.

The accused and accuser ought to be cooling off in a maximum prison if Nigeria was a sane country but honestly, we deserve the leaders we have.

His choice of words funny die.

money “ran away” faster than Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt.

In governance, they earned a red card but in corruption l, they won the gold medal.

Imagine thief calling thief thief. Nigeria can and will never recover if we continue to have the accuser and the accused not forgetting other polithiefcians as leaders.

Omo Iya Alamala

Apologies OP, how old are you, your Ex and the part-time boyfriend? Your response will either confirm or otherwise the stupidity that surrounds the three of you.

That being said, in order to end this stupidity, please kindly cure yourself of it by stating firmly to two of them to stop that unnecessary visits. You have been too friendly and quiet. Act as the man you are and end this madness.

iSlayer:
What if I told you the reason people are killing more snakes and monitor lizards is because of hunger.

On a side note I must say the number of "snake and monitor lizard" threads are getting ridiculous. It now graces the frontpage EVERYDAY. I have to ask: what is the essence of this news? What's it's value? The answer is: None.

Slay is to kill while ignoring the other meaning. Some Slayers have just slayed a snake and you are iSlayer.

One word 'traffic', that's the value. The head of the Snake crew is Lalasticlala and his goons are coming for the meal to fill this thread. There's no stopping snake threads from hitting front page because traffic will be generated. It's fun, fun and traffic it is.

Young03:
poverty bad oo
ordinary 1million naira
na em this man wan tear him mouth

And as I dey see you so,kobo you no get. Yimu!!!

h8rr:
Best case scenario for Nigeria would be:

Russia
Peru/Mexico
Iran/Costa Rica
Nigeria


Worst case scenario:

Germany/Brazil/France
Spain
Denmark
Nigeria

The best case scenario as you put it might be the worst case and vice-versa. We had Algeria, Cameroun, Zambia and Nigeria, nobody thought Nigeria could qualify and go unbeaten but we did.

My point is it is football. It is like a biscuit, nobody can predict where it'd crack. The Eagles I'm seeing are capable of going against any team as it stands and they tend to play better against quality opposition.

I just hope we'd get a quarter final ticket so that we can join Ghana and Cameroon as the only African countries to have achieved this. In fact, Semi Final is doable. I be Oliver Twist, I love to ask for more. World Cup Fnal sef no bad.

Deny her this opportunity and see yourself being denied in future. The question is who is going to serve 'karma'? Don't be the one.

If Buhari is to chose a VP at all, it'd be Okorocha and not Umahi due to his close relationship with him. No matter the resentment towards Okorocha, Igbos would still vote for a ticket of Buhari/Okorocha because they need one of their own as President soon. Igbos would hope that when the presidency comes to the South in 2023, Buhari would be instrumental in supporting them.

All these analysis is leading to paralysis because Buhari won't dump Osinbajo for anybody and again, trust a polithiefcian at your own peril. They say anything and everything that pleases them alone. They never say what they mean and will never mean what they say.

From a very reliable source at the Villa, Buhari Has Concluded Plans To Pick Gov. Umahi As Running Mate In 2018.

This your reliable source from the Villa must be a beer parlour gist that excited you so much that you wanted it to be true

Innocent isn't Innocent at all

Innocent Kondowe’s, 28, illicit affair with his manager Rexon Chiyangwa’s wife Ustina Dube

He is broke, yet his third leg is only active in pursuing another man's wife, please sombdy should remove his balls!!!