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sdindan:
We have a poor president.
His wife is reacher than him.
His celebrity daughter is reacher than him.
KONTINU

Polithiefcians lie as it's a hobby. They use lie to win election and govern with lies. As I have always said "polithiefcians never mean what they say and will never say what they mean".

DSS is Any Government In Power (AGIP).

...and this got me laughing

mayorjosh:
Iono why nobody has celebrated this guys since their heroics on saturday


If it were to be super eagles now we no go hear word at all.na wa for this country.that's the advantage South Animals have over us,they treat everything equally

Wicked

Though Oliver Twist was a mega hit for Dbanj, it didn't give him a Grammy. Produce a song like Oliver Twist or something different or better and you might just be lucky to get it.

With the pace Africans are developing musically, it's just a matter of time before an African wins it. It's doable

Northerners have not forgiven OBJ for giving them a perceived ill Musa Yar'adua which I believe was a compensation for the Yar'adua family over the killing of Shehu during the Abacha era.They still believe Jonathan used their term as President and are still bittered OBJ orchestrated everything.

Fast forward to 2015, reality is here. The change seems like a scam and the North smartly used "Buje bu danu of Lagos" to wrestle power back to them. It's 1-1, so let the fight begins but the South needs to unite.

Watching with keen interest for PMB to prove me right that the needed change has come.

I was having fun and getting paid at the same time.

This is what I call smart work .

MikelEleta:
Oya clap for ursef cos dts an achievement. Som pple abuse their fame nd create problems for d society. On anoda note You know yu re condemned already when Segun Arinze is brot in to serve as an EYE witness in ur case

. Eyerinze's eyes have it in large proportion .

Hmmm…first, it has to do with my eyes. I think that when I open them wide enough, it’s got this mean, menacing look when I am playing these roles.

Unfortunately, his wealth won't follow him to the afterlife. RIP.

Moses and Mikel loves football but Moses loves it more. Moses loves to play, the reason for the loan deals while Mikel loves to play it between women's legs and a permanent bench at the sideline with a belt fastened to the bench is his best friend.

With the new four years contract at Chelsea, I think Moses still has a future with the Blues.

This is how it all starts. Criticise, get famous, get compensated by way of juicy appointments for all your troubles and the masses forgotten. Reuben Abati readily comes to mind.

It was gathered that the examiner dipped his hands into her private part recovered the incriminating materials.

You try this in the north, your head would be detached from your neck but I believe say the story na wash

To say the North has ruled or governed the country more than any ethnic group and yet, the region is the most backward isn't only appalling but shows northern leaders are the most corrupt in the country.

The North is the Oliver Twist of Nigeria. They need Nigeria more than any other ethnic group, the reason they would do anything and everything to retain seat of power.

likila:
Buhari get 95% of his votes from the North.
Those that gave 50% or 5% should not complain

Your mathematics is very bad.

It is written in the Quoran, those who have little, the small they have will be taken away and given to the rich.

Injustice

Records are meant to be shattered. Angola, truly shattered!!! Congratulations!

With Jackie's effort to speak Pidgin, Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa languages in order to woo Nigerians to watch at the Cinema, many would watch it with just N100 in the comfort of their rooms

Dude knows how to stay in the news

...the fact that Jonathan said "Stealing isn't Corruption" is enough reason for his administration to be probed.

PMB would have done a great disservice and committed fraud against the mandate given to him by Nigerians if his probes and anti-corruption crusade is sectional.

Probe and jail them all!!!

The Change is now becoming a scam.

As I have always said "Polithiefcians will never mean what they say and will never say what they mean".

“My goal is to try to always be the best, year in, year out, and training hard to push myself to the max,” he added.

Abinibi yato si ability.

While it's in-born for some, some would task themselves to reach climax. Messi is "abinibi" while Ronaldo is "ability".

Just like anybody would wish,I'd like to grow old and live a decent life but not as old as being useless to myself and family. A situation where an elder starts wearing pampers, he hasn't only become a burden to himself alone but to his family too. In this case, one has over-stay his living.

I'd rather be dead than be a burden.

At times, it's good to be quiet.

Poliporpor:
Wetin she find go London. Yeye no fit afford better hotel Na brothel she go lodge. Why e no go catch fire U don hear say hotel way Genevieve lodge catch fire?

To further compound the challenges was the dénouement of his unruly and thuggish imputation during the elections, such tendentious character index that is now synonymous with this Niger-Deltan.” that notorious script; such a shameless role by a shameless father who was supposed to be a role model for good parenting.”

This one na real uppercut and complete knockout from Oshobaba. I doubt "Elder Orubebe" would recover from this .

The submission clearly shows that the Ex-Minister is not only a thug but a Motor- park tout. I am still quoting Oshobaba

Blame this "finishing" from Oshobaba on Iara .

With these appointments going the way of the North, it further shows PMB has northern agenda. It further justifies the reason SE denied him votes and makes SW very foolish.

As someone said, PMB should have chosen a running mate from the North if he feels Southerners weren't important towards realizing his ambition of being President. So far, he has failed the South in his appointments as it lacked equity and justice. I guess this is "Northern Change" and not the collective change will clamour as Nigerians.

Either they deliver or not, PMB should remember four years isn't far and Nigeria will decide again.

oreos:
Dear frustrated son of a slut,

I am not on Nairaland for sensible men. My Nairaland persona is dedicated to stupi.d men of which you are unlucky to be one of them. Unlike you, I do not live for the opposite sex. I am me and I am real. So far I haven't gotten any unsatisfactory remark about my behaviour that screams 'Oh, no one can ever tolerate her'. That should tell how much of a darling I am.The type of darling that does what needs to be done regardless of whom, who and how. I know that lately your life has been nothing, forgive me if I do not think much of a moniker who goes about creating meaningless threads . In the real world, you cannot hold a conversation with me, not even with my youngest brother.

I do not have numerous Nairaland accounts. When I am bored, I deactivate and activate another when I need to straighten stupid men. Do you know that I only attack perverts, potential rapists, abusers, sexist pigs and hypocrites? It will take a man who falls within the listed categories to attack me and I bet that you fall into one.

I was really hoping that your comebacks would be great but all I have seen so far are retorts of an imbecile_. Therefore quote me if you are ready to tell me your category and DO NOT if you are not, else I am going to put you on ignore button.

Your dearest,

Oreos

XOXO

That statement got be laughing. No matter how often you deactivate and reactivate, your submissions alway stand you out. "Ode" readily comes to mind.

Better be late than be late Mr...

Better be safe than be sorry.

The driver was said to be over-speeding and collided with an oncoming truck. It is horrific

When you speed and you aren't able to read road-signs or billboards, then afterlife is calling.

Do we need a soothsayer to tell us Lamorde would be sacked?

I hope the alleged looted funds would be recovered and necessary punishment meted out.

In replacing him and many like him, I pity PMB as it would be really difficult to find a corrupt-free former public office holder.

Consequently, I questioned the motive of the members of the National Peace Committee in calling for ‘soft landing’ for corrupt people.

A commoner steals, he is either jailed or shot dead. A polithiefcian loots, he is given Cthieftaincy title, walks free and wins election again. This can only happen in Nigeria.

It's not surprising that the head of National Peace Committee is seeking soft-landing for his partners in looting. Nigerians only overlooked his SINS because he handed over to a democratically elected government.

In addition, Erinkeke, a comedy series by popular Yoruba Comedian “Baba Suwe” that swept viewers off their feet was aired weekly

This reminds me of Suwebatu and Opebe. Time truly flies .

The comparison showed MI was intimidated. He could have congratulated Vector without saying he is a better writer. To say MI sang "BAD BELLE", a nice song and yet released that report showed Bad belle.

Condense

“We are so disorganised here that you will think we are here for a local competition.This has not really motivated us,” said the athletes who passionately begged not to be named.

The reason they have failed to deliver. Blessing's 8th position is not surprising