Dwizeone:
This is the problem with Nigeria, the elites, those who are suppose to be in position to address important issues gloss over it. Imagine these group of shameless old men that cannot employ Buhari to run their companies endorsing him to continue as the president of over 200 million people.

It’s outrageous, very disheartening, most people seem to have sold themselves out for cheap, we have a president who does not address his people, can’t be engaged in the tiniest discuss of the wellbeing of citizens and yet some people still endorse his ineptitude. I have lost count the number of times Biden has taken the lead on several issues publicly since he assumed office but here we beg the president to comment on national issues. Nigeria which way!

Ebymyk:
Carry nose like baboon dey talk of presidential ambition.... Wonder who will vote this monkey into power.... Stupid man....

MansoryMX:



Your brain is paining you! You want South to be consume by the demons Northern leaders are breeding abi! Romancing Terrorists from different fractions and calling them bandits. Division is the only way. Anyone who wants to live in the north or south by then will need a visa from either country. That way nobody will misbehave here in the south! A wall of Jericho needs to be built to separate the North from the south so that the north can continue romancing terrorism. Nothing spoil! Highest trading between both countries will still flow!

Lyrics269:
Most people are complaining that nigeria should be divided and shared but they actually don't know the meaning of what they are saying.

1. Formations of country are not based on ethnic groups and religion alone.

2. If the so called saviours like Nnamdi Kanu promising paradise were smart as they claimed, they should start the employment, development now for everyone to see what they are capable of. most of them have no profitable investment in a region they plan to develop.

3. The new nation will still look like Nigeria

4. They will be still be corrupt politicians and thieves.

5. There will be lack of fund, resources and the nation will be vulnerable to any attack.

6. A Nation can not change to a paradise over night, it take years. America of today was formed 17th century.

Remember: the Devil you know is better than the Angel you don't know.

Moferere:
Enugu no get water, the thing dey trend bad bad for twitter.

If na Lagos now, e go trend bad bad for Nairaland.

All those Igbos wey no fit go dia gully erosion ravaged village for don shuk mouth.

femi4:
Anything regarding registration in Nigeria is stress. Nin, driver license, int. Passport, voters card etc

jumobi1:
Bro Nigeria is a joke. I paid four times for one useless 64 page passport. I paid in NY but on the appointment date the consulate officer said the passport machine has been down. They even tried to blame me and asked why I didn’t file 6 months in advance? They also asked why I didn’t call before coming. I then asked why they didn’t email or call me telling me not to show up.

At the consulate, I saw a woman who flew in with her children from Chicago and booked a hotel. The consulate told her to come back some other day. The woman was crying. The place was full with Nigerians from all over the US some with travel dates around the corner. All this prepared me for the country I was visiting Sha. I had to pay for an emergency travel certificate which I didn’t present to immigration at Nnamdi Azikiwe airport out of anger. They still let me in.

In Abuja I paid for a 32 page at the bank according to the immigration website and an immigration officer I met at the bank. At immigration HQ Abuja, the officer was angry I paid in the bank and said my payment might not be verifiable. Later on after making me do biometrics, he told me there was no 32pg Passport. If HQ doesn’t have 32 then where would 32 be? Anyways I thought they’ll just give me a 64 page but they Insisted I repay for a new 64 page passport. After shouting and shouting, my sister paid ( I was prepared to sleep there). After paying for the 64, an officer pulled me to the side and said he can expedite it. I said cool.

He called me two days later and told me to come collect my passport. When I got there I took my passport and left. He expected payment for expediting it.

jesmond3945:
is taooma more superior than you?

Frontail:
... You are
also part and parcel of the uselessness

falcon01:
I swear me too mine is like 3 months Now, I was at the brink if Beaten up the Immigration officer that was handling my case infact it is now that I see this Topic that I believe he wasn't playing me, the worst part now is today when I went there, he was asking me to pay extra 20k to collect booklet from another place blah blah blah that I will instantly get it... omooh I dey vex ooo I have loosed a lot because of this. Anyhow sha I'm giving him an extra 20k tomorrow and see because at this point I'm out of options.

Tumbulum:
Why do we find the most simple things so difficult to accomplish?

skj1377:
Cheating is not cheap. For a married man there is a high cost to cheating. Depending on who your cheating with. Avoidable expenses like additional house rent of like N750k or a car either partial or complete contribution or in some cases a house.
Cheating should be for successful men as they tend to smell nice drive air conditioned house and rent comfortable places for fornication. On the other hand the regular guy earning the regular rat race compensation may not be able to cheat effectively. Cheating is not free and girls are not cheap either, this includes so called good girls.

FreeSpirited:
Guys, When you want to date married women, women who are like 5 to10yrs above in marriage are the most vulnerable to fall into your trap. Many times they crave attention..or are just bored of their husband.
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It's not gainsay when they say the first 5 to 7 years is the most turbulent in marriage that can break or make a marriage.
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The story this young woman detailed above is a typical cycle of almost all marriages. The point our OP finds herself, for an average lady, after trying to endure or make things work will just succumb to the pressure of guys out there...and before u say jack..smart bold guys are already pounding her pvssy with all alacrity.. It's natural these days.. especially if you are in the business of chyking/chopping married women. You will know this.
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It's only a matter of time if nothing is done before this woman starts riding the BBC of a guy who gives her attention and tickle her fancy...Naso e dey start...Nothing new.
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That's why to me, fidelity in marriage is overrated..cos most times couples have broken their vow long before their significant other realises.
But in her situation, some women will deliberately go out and give in to the advances of their admirer just to kill boredom, depression and feel happy. To hell with marital vows..women do this most times to be Happy. However, the smart ones still find a way to balance home demand by not making it affect the integrity of the marriage...what they do is just flow with the marriage and not stress too much for the attention of their busy husband since he's not ready to be disturbed.
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In thesame vein, the busy husband most times is also somewhere cheating with a university or polytechnic slayqueen cos he's also bored of her wife....That's the paradox of marriage.
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You see... cheating on both sides maintains the marriage and happiness of both party codedly. Argue with me all you care...that's the reality..
Meanwhile, the stupid couples when they start the cheating game, they transfer the bottled anger and aggression on their partner which usually cause breakup......While the coded smart ones maintain their marriage and we keep praising and complimenting their marriage as the best thing that ever happened since Adam and Eve.
May God give us wisdom in all we do.

Babalegba:
In life there are exceptions. In my experience Jumia is a lot faster than konga in abeokuta.,in fact the official delivery time frame is 100 percent longer than jumia's.Badmouthing somebody's business for flimsy reasons is not good.

Olami83:


Drop your location and i will direct you to an officer in your state who will process it for you within 2days...

The booklets are for sale

Tolexander:
It is a big lie.
Nigerian Immigration is one of the most corrupt agencies in Nigeria

That was because you paid the exact amount for the passport forgetting the real naija factor where you have to pay “extra charges” to collect it.

Odoogu:
when you people will be going at the wrong time.
try go around 02:00hrs... you will testify

NEROSKY:
this won't make front page because it hasnt affected seun or nairaland moderator, but no wahala, it will get to everyone doorstep sooner or later

angelfallz:
Which website did you buy the product from China?

Henrymorre:
I remember late last month I was shopping for ups. I went to Jumia and saw 1500watts for 27k, good deal. I placed on order and saw almost 2 weeks to get my item, lol, I just cancelled the order went to a store and bought the item 32k. Got it home that day and started using it..

Babalegba:
Sometimes I despair about the way Nigerians think. It takes years to grow a business and reputation which can be destroyed with a thoughtless post. You should not use one instance to judge a company but use their records over a reasonable period of time to measure their service delivery.I ordered a TV from Jumia express and got it next day in abeokuta. I order from both Jumia and konga and Jumia delivers faster. It all depends on the seller, I ordered a washing machine from Jumia and waited six days but the machine was not despatched so I ordered from Jumia again but with a different seller and got the machine the third day. The previous one which I cancelled came two days later and I rejected it.

BabaOwen:
then make an option for using DHL dey there. So if you get the money, you go use am and if you don't, you use a cheaper alternative.

Jumia has never failed me sha, anyday dem wan deliver e no dey fail.

Maybe nah because I dey live in ikorodu sha

MackIV:




Firstly, you didn't mention the state you are in, only to start castigating the company. Also, if you had gone through the jumia website very well, You'd have seen the their delivery timelines for each region and state in Nigeria.



@ OP answer this question

Thirdly, most customers would give very vague directions/addresses or would put an address and would want item to be delivered elsewhere.

Yes they have their demerits too.

See below

Pious101:
Would u place an order if jumia should charge u the same shipping fee as DHL?

habsydiamond:
I thinks it's better to go shopping physically than employing online shopping apps to do that on ur behalf.. Most of the pictures u see online are always different to what they will deliver.. I ordered for 3 chinos trousers size 34 only for they to deliver three size 34 that are of different size.. Dem dey house nao I no fit wear. Even if I fast for 40days and night I still don't think they would size.... Na only God know the farmer wey dey sew for them atimes

Elvictor:
Good development



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