₦airaland Forum

pussyAvenger:
Last year, while waiting for my NYSC call-up letter, l wanted to Bleep this seemingly neat girl who lives next doors. I couldn't just continue to ignore the green lights. l made the move and much expectedly, we clicked.

One day,we were playing. She was lying on a cushion chair, facing the ceiling and legs ajar...Kneeling, l leaned over to feed her some sweet line of bull and that was where l had an epiphany about Nigerian girls


So whenever l see a Nigerian girl, l'd go, " there she goes with another stinking pussy" l may need a therapy soon

Lol, Is that why you've been avenging pvssy ever since like your moniker connotes, Lol...but you must have probably been with at least a dozen girl after that, and was your experience not different? Been with just one shouldn't be enough to form a logical hypothesis or opinion about the "average Nigerian girl" and I'm pretty sure if you'd told her, she'd be the most embarrassed face you would have seen in a while, becos we're hyper sensitive about the smell down there, unless she's utterly shameless and just a flithy sullied girl,which I will also kindly help you dehumanize.

But talkn about you, needing therapy... I thought there's this illusion that Naija guys are too manly and therapy is just a waste of time and money. Lolz!!

You just need to have enough good experiences to overshadow the bad ONE you had.

pussyAvenger:
Last year, while waiting for my NYSC call-up letter, l wanted to Bleep this seemingly neat girl who lives next doors. I couldn't just continue to ignore the green lights. l made the move and much expectedly, we clicked.

One day,we were playing. She was lying on a cushion chair, facing the ceiling and legs ajar...Kneeling, l leaned over to feed her some sweet line of bull and that was where l had an epiphany about Nigerian girls


So whenever l see a Nigerian girl, l'd go, " there she goes with another stinking pussy" l may need a therapy soon

Lol, but you must hce

Looks like a skit, The guy was obviously being satirical...

But the way Nairalander guys shade girls here, you'd wonder if they fell from heaven, or don't have sisters or female relatives at home.

Seems like they've been seriously heartbroken and jilted, or perhaps you guys were hurt and tormented as kids, and the PTSD is just manifesting in your adulthood

Haba...you better show and accord ladies some respect, becos at the end of it all, you'd still end up with one, else you wanna have coitus and procreate with your fellow hate mongering, crude badmouthing guys!

Immemorially, I could never and can never ever fathom how a fellow human being can be sooo stone and heartless to use a sharp object like machete or knife to inflict such pain on another human being, don't they feel some sort of resistance when piercing the flesh

Even the sight of blood like this alone makes me so queasy and nauseous.

*shudders*

The fear of multi-million naira litigation suit, you obviously can't win is the beginning of boundless wisdom and prudence.

Linda is probably just making up names now to save face because of her credibility which is already in ruins, because I've been running a search on the John Arubela and so called partner Tunde Dotun and I've got zilch, even the picture she uploaded is so random and unclear.

deomelo:
Dangote is in Lagos today building the largest single refinery in the world, largest fertilizer plant in Africa, the largest gas plant in Africa, largest petrochemical plant in Africa because of Fashola/APC.

Fashola moved mountains to snatch the $15 billion project away from Odon state under PDP/Mimiko.

These guys are not stewpid and I don't see them jeopardizing their business by supporting clueless, crooked, corrupt and incompetent PDP.

Fashola is one of the most astute, shrewd, and cerebral politician in Nigeria in recent times, the way he wretled such a collosal project and development from Mimiko/Ondo State is highly admirable and commendabe. One cannot overstate or emphasize the immense economic impacts, Job creation this will bring to Lagos, coupled with putting Lagos on the world map of progress and advancement.

He deserves to be President someday, I know he might be able to turn the fortunes of this great Nation around.

thesicilian:
Arsenal, Chelsea and Stoke City...
Think say na better clubs self!

Plsssss keep my Arsenal away from your mouth oo!!!

We don't want apologies, we want our TWO goals back!!!

Haba na...Paul why this post na!! Don't twirl in the mud because you want to pass your message, I thought you've always been the level headed and matured twin but this your post is disconcerting.

This "Ember month" myth is just a fictitious faux for credulous, gullible and religion toting beings.

"This is the season that comes with high vehicular movements"

But if only there was another major alternative to road transport, accidents would be curbed to the barest minimum

Hopefully, we'd get there someday!

What's shocking there biko?

The man is a businessman and he just made one of the best decisions because its not advisable to mix the kinda dirty politics with business.

I'm sure his bossom buddy, Dangote would have given him the same advise.

cherriex:
So true, I am left handed, have abnormal high intuition.

Awwww, good for you girl

Willexmania:
So You Are A Glo Fan?

Not really tho...but I know I've got the sim lying around somewhere!

Beautiful woman, she's one of my fav actresses

And I love her Glo Adverts -- DRIVERRRR!!!!

Why block him when you can ignore, or tell him you can't confirm or deny the authenticity of the viral audio clip.

He could have been tactful about it and still maintain his "fencist" stance.

Blocking him makes him look very petty, resentful and that its true he's really a PDP apologist!

But they won the match right?

Haba...give him a break joor!!

All these mushroom vote splitting parties!!

These people no dey everly thief finish, with the billions billions and billions we always hear them stealing and embezzling,Nigeria is supposed to be bankrupt by now or in Venezuela's situation.

The wives have more to do than the elder brother sef..

They should stage an intervention for both brothers, they alone can singlehandedly end this feud, its just uncanny seeing twins fight like this, even if they don't want to be a group anymore, they should be friends and family FIRST!! And let love lead.

Cucumber is bae, very good for the body!!

enemyofprogress:
you were so sweet last night, please let's do it again tonight

Lol...on my way already sef. Yeye!!!

Hope say no be church you dey and typing this.

Religion has always been the bane to progress and development in this country.

Newboss:
So you wey dey right handed dumb, ba?

#Stereotypes

Its not just stereotypical, its scientifically proven, left-handers have a larger corpus callosum, the bundle of nerve cells connecting the two brain hemispheres, which suggests that "left-handers have an enhanced connectivity between the two hemispheres and hence superior information processing", making them faster at processing information than those with a right-hand preference.

Woooow!! So he's left handed, left handed people are always peculiar and very smart, From Aristotle and Mozart to Marie Curie, Bill Gates and Barack Obama even our very own Babatunde Fashola, even my elder sister...left-handedness has long been associated with talent and intelligence.

left-handers have a larger corpus callosum the bundle of nerve cells connecting the two brain hemispheres, which suggests that "left-handers have an enhanced connectivity between the two hemispheres and hence superior information processing", making them faster at processing information than those with a right-hand preference.

I remember how my mom used to beat my elder sis ehnn to stop using left hand, Lool.

HBD to the twinnies...love you guys loads.

Rudeboy in particular though

I always had my reservations about Peter

A very warm HBD to the both of them, they are better together than apart.

I never for once understood what's even funny about the spell guy... Nigerians have a very uncanny sense of humor

Smile4daddy:
I did it last night and am about doing 2nd round this morning.


Do you think I will be distracted with this message?

Hahahaha!! You're very focused on the mission abi?

Good for you!!

self-service AWAY!!!

verifiablefacts:
And to the fans?

to all the fans too!!!

femmoy:
actually it's 16 unbeaten matches in all competitions and not 20

Jealousy Jealousy....

Thanks for the clarification tho.

dairykidd:
I like the fact u love & follow football even tho na arsenal how come btw, as in How did u become a real fan like this

My dad oo!! He practically raised me as a tomboy, like a son he never had...he's a die hard core gunners fan, I vividly remember how he used to change my cartoon network and boomerang station when I was little to super sport, he even bought HiTV just becos of ONLY premier league then, his friends and colleagues will gather at our house every weekend, he will change the station and still refuse me to go out and play with the neighbors becos i was by far the youngest in the whole compound, forcing me to watch the match by fire by force, I used to hate it and his friends soooo freaking much then becos they won't leave on time, I'd throw tantrums, him and his friends would bribe me with snacks and goodies, it later became a ritual...when he finally passed away, the house always became deserted on weekends and match nights, I started missing it all, and now every time I watch Arsenal play, the memories just come flooding back. That's why I love Arsenal so much now becos they remind me of him and the memories, even if Arsenal relegate, I'd still be a die hard fan, Arsenal til death oo. Lolz!!

[quote author=iamdynamite post=73049386][/quote]Arsenal is bae dear!!!

From the players to the coaches to the managers....I love em all

dairykidd:
Lolzz @solid contenders I hear u very well...
U know there's a difference between Yaaaaayyyy & Yeeeeeee!
Hope u wouldn't be screaming the latter when those boys begin disappoint

You wantu jinx us abi!?

A few loses might still be recorded, which I really hope doesnt happen. *fingers crossed*

But so far so good, those boys have been really impressive except mikitharyan, his pairing with Aubemeyang is always futile.

The match against Liverpool proved those boys got heart, I got so emotional when Lacazette scored that equalizer, you'd think we just won the premier league that day. Lool.