musKeeto:

wu giv dis mugu keyboard sef?

:-x

@poster, when you flipped through your dictionary, jesus was the best word you could find, personally i figure its just another hebrew name, but what are you trying to portray, how did you get ban ? "wait, i want to guess", judas iscariot sold you out to seun for 30 pieces of silver

Seun:

He's blessed with a big mouth, for sure.

C# , Beef has said it all

i dont think java is the best option for a first programming language especially if you are going to be self taught

Script Kiddies 85 %

Social Engineers "Yahoo Boys" 45 %

Hackers 10 %

Crackers 22 %

Computer Programmers / Developers 30 % 

HTML Programmers 90 %

Dafts "People that argue that worms,viruses and trojans are the same" 72 %

Newbie 80 %

Phreakers 2 %

am i right 

@Beef, ROTFLMAO

burn them all, let God do the forgiving

why is the bible bringing out so much hate from people,
i have personally read the devils bible *i should still have the ebook version*, the book of mormon, so called 7 books of moses, master key system, couple of spell books, and a lot more, all in the quest for self knowledge and freedom, and i can gladly say the BIBLE is like no other

talk2hb1:

Sorry guys, I dont mean to brag or show off, I am not a begginer in this trade and moreso the worm is for my personal use. If you find it offensive abeg make una forgive me bro. just xpressing ma feeling about my PC

*Thumbs Up*

@Bejimi, sorry about my previous comment, i got carried away

talk2hb1:

I Just wrote a worm to crawl through NLand (sorry Seun mean no harm, NLand is save)

Talk is cheap, what's the worm suppose to do and what its access path, am tired of coming on niaraland, seeing newbies bragging about what they cant do
EVIDENCE IS REQUIRED

Slyr0x:

What is Bijemi? A job portal? Social Networking site? Forum? ?

BTW Why was this thread moved?

Answer to first question: a joke

Attempting the second: i did not want to be the first one to raise this annoying observation,
well here is my answer, seun does not want this thread to finally put a knife in the already dead programming section

@Poster, i have videos that can help you get into java programming with ease , covers topics like swings,jsp,applet, lots more
holla at me and i will get it across to you

@seun, whats with the "volunteer" word, hope its not a way of telling your moderators that they will not get paid, JUST CURIOUS

u can get the dumps for free on my site, last used 17th of may with a 98% pass, check my profile for the site

hmmmm, oil money , church money , spot the difference

@poster, thought you were going there for software development, with regards to the drilling, i dont know how good they are, wish i could be of more help to you

@Poster
programming is like riding a bike, u fall, u get up ,
it takes patience and commitment, most importantly perseverance, as Kobojunkie has rightly said, becoming a good programmer will not be attained by flying over to india, niether will it be attained by sitting in naija
Programmers are self taught and thats something people find difficulty understanding, i currently code in python,c# and java, and i have dropped languages like vb6,basic,pascal,asm,
my personal advice is : u dont need to leave naija to learn to be a very good programmer and forget all those certified java blah blah that indians talk about, a lot of certification can be earned with dumps and no prior knowledge of the programming language so dont be moved by that

whatever !!!, cant believe that the quest for a moderator is like the most intersting event on NairaLand,   

@BEEF, need your advise on something, do u still program in c#
how do i  contact u, BB pin or email

@BEEF, yeap i remember the debate dayz, LOL
lots of issults but it was worth the while

nairaland in general is dead, nothing moves me here again

blah blah blah
a slowpoke just felt like starting a post
i think its kind of obvious that all the girls have their hair covered and the other guys standing are students as well, its probably a prayer session
lets stop making noise over rubbish

we should be mourning yet some people think this is the best topic to settle tribal beefs or self insecurity,

vb.net or C# will do the trick for you, me and a friend of mine developed one for the national health organization, works fine, it was a little bit killing cos we had to build everything from scratch,
why do u want to do it ?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!! its about time,

another sad excuss for a politician

next time do the maths well before u come out screaming, you have arrived at the result

kill him, disgusting

tlops:

I dont need to spy, but if I suspect anything, I go turn russian agent.

ROTFLMAO

@poster
where has the good old dayz gone to, when it was all about sticks and stones, get urself a nice bat or better still a cutlass, stop wasting time and money
a head must roll, i suggest urs

*seriously marriage is built on trust*

blah blah blah blah
tell him to produce the 2.8 billion dollars that vanished from midland bank london

love to take a look at it mittjames@yahoo.com

@dell net,
straight to the point