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LOOOL. FUNNY COMMENTS. WELL I KINDA LIKE INDOOR GIRLS. THEYRE USUALLY WAY MORE INTELLIGENT AND CLINGY.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG. YOU HAVE WAY TOO MANY MALE PALS AND TOASTERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF LIFE. BEEN THERE WITH A GIRL BEFORE. HER COUSINS EVEN FLIRT WITH HER.

When Oga Jona told us that electricity is constant and hes surprised that people especially lagosians are complaining, we called him a clueless dullard. Are you all now saying 'Papa' who has barely had time to sit at home is the one that fixed it? who is deceiving who? Anyway its a positive development....

Nice one guys. But I'll advice against teaching electronics with modules or kits. Let people use vero boards to build circuits so they will understand bus connections, filtering and interfacing signal levels. These kits hide too many details and make you dependent on them.

@spikeC what chips do you work with? As per controllers I use stm32s and for FPGAs I use spartan 6/ kintex 7.

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I'm not taking sides with OP but i once had serious recurring chest pains. doctors said it was due to clogged arteries and i should take aspirin every other day. I was a big fan of noodles and egg and bought it in cartons every month. I soon noticed a link between when i take noodles and when i get the chest pains. and decided to remove it from my menu... lo and behold 2 years on, i only get an occasional heart burn and no chest pains... not until sometimes ago i decided to try it again and ended up with palpitation, all night.

500k. Ready now

Can any dealer give an expected cost?

Is this ride still available??

I wanna get a Nigerian used 2001 or 2002 sienna asap. Mechanic is on ground and my budget is 550k +/-. Cash ready and willing to inspect anywhere in Lagos.

My requirements are
. non accidental/ first body
. clean exterior and interior.
. sound engine.

Pls post pictures and details of what you have or send a private message.
Thanks.

The general assumption is that time exists as the fourth dimension. If that's true then we only need to find a way to break out of this three dimensional world. Personally I think time itself exists within us. We can only move through time by altering our own perception. Thus its highly possible to send a man to the future by putting him in a cryogenic chamber and sending him around the galaxy at the speed of light. A one year journey to him would probably bring him back hundreds of years later as we would perceive it. Going back in time would need some Godlike physics and manipulation. Talking about a sub second snapshot of every single atom in the galaxy at the point of return. Even If our technology ever goes that far, then a new parallel dimension will be created every time someone goes back. but this present time space continuum will never be altered by man.
From my own analysis, The fourth dimension is not time. It is the realm of the spirits. That's where angels, demons and heaven exists. That why they can see right through our world and access anywhere they want. God probably exists as a dimensionless being so he is above every conceiveable form of existence.

tjones007:
It is possible with dynamic array allocation. The array is stored in the heap.

So remember to free or delete it.

In c++ array is dynamically assigned using new which return a pointer. For example.
Int* myarray = new int[num];

In c u using malloc to dynamically assigned memory at run time.

You can google for more clarity.

you can do as quoted above. but instead of allocating the entire array, you can use realloc to dynamically resize the array after every n data input. say 10 or more. you have another variable tracking how much data has been entered. when you get your delimiter, you can now use to realloc to fit the array perfectly.

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
int counter, arraysize;
unsigned char *dataArray, temp;

counter = arraysize = 0;
dataArray = malloc(10);

while((temp = get_data_routine()) != -1) //continue loop until delimiter found
{
if(counter == arraysize) //if counter catches up with arraysize, increase array by 10 bytes
{
arraysize += 10; //new array size
dataArray = realloc(arraysize);
}

*(dataArray + counter) = temp;
counter += 1;
}

*dataArray = realloc(counter); //finally resize array to fit

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When Jesus was asked whether people should pay tax or not, he simply told them to look at the man drawn on the coin and 'Give to caesar what belongs to caesar'. He neither said yes or no which would have made him into a political figure seeking attention. religion and politics clearly do not mix. They just use this 'Man of God' thing to deceive people. These mortal men with the same desires to be rich and respected with alot of attention, hardly walk in God's ways.

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some nairalanders are extremely intelligent that they should probably volunteer for a mission to mars and leave us alone. did you miss this line?

DSS ststement:
“A source sent a petition to us that they were using that office to corrupt INEC computer systems and hack into the network so that they can replicate permanent voter’s cards.
“We watched the place for two weeks and got a valid warrant from the court to search the office. When we got there, we saw over 50 computers.

where is Jonathan or PDP in this If any body coughs in nigeria, its Jonathan. why do we believe everything we read

I'm definately idi amin. But without the drinking and I do mix with the female folks. Nice

cuteass1:
January 19th

ouch. feb 19

Most girls need the extra satisfaction. especially if the guy is a busy person...... at least youre not supposed to know.

reminds me of a lady i once worked with ..... had to keep a pack of aspirin in my locker. although she made me really strong.

A naira land chick should help this guy out na.

eightsin:
Blackmail the pastor and milk him totally dry. Let that be his punishment... as for ur girl... Abeg free her. make she move! Luv no dey finish.. u go luv again. PM me if u need assistance!

really want to get at him. but i feel it will bring her down too as it will be the whole church.you need see some of the dirty things he wrote. damn.... and his congregation will see him as a God of some sort. well, i'm leaving him to God.

Married Pastor-12:39am
Apart from the fact dat u are beautiful, first and foremost I love the fullness of ur thigh and secondly, the way u twist ur ass

My Girl-12:39am
really?

Married Pastor-12:39am
But ......
......there is one thing I'll love to do which u said u don't like

My Girl-12:40am
what

Married Pastor-12:42am
Bury my head in btw ur beautiful and sexy laps

this guy has probably healed some blind and raised a dead. too bad.

EyeKandy:
Yeah right!!! **Rolls eyez** By their fruits we shall know them "shes extremely pretty so she gets alot of attention even when im with her". <<--This is clearly your problem. I'll keep saying this: If you can't handle a pretty woman, don't date or marry one. That's not an excuse for promiscuity, but be aware that side distraction will always be there. You are/were her boyfriend, not a guardian angel! Baby girl needed a break from you.

I don't see you as the good guy you portray yourself. You come across as a vindictive, jealous, revengeful and controlling guy. A man ready to build a home forwards incriminating messages to "third parties" and thinks he's justified. Really? Even if she fvcked a priest! If my husband sleeps with a reverend sister, I should forward their messages to his family and entire Catholic Church?

Now rethink this, in the end, what did you achieve with that vindictiveness? ...except your mum asking her to get tested, made your relationship an open book, her mistakes an avenue for humiliation and all kinds of BS all because you were heated? In all your rants to this lady, I'm yet to feel a sincere apology on your part for acting so immature because, of course, her reputation means nothing to you!

Let's assume you're such a great guy, it's either she's loose, hungry for attention or tired of being in bondage so ask her. Your action reduces the bulk of the blame on your girlfriend. Maybe reconciliation would have been easier if you handled things like a grown man would. Maturity in a relationship is not about age or how long you've dated a person. Keep people out of your business. Lastly, you can't force genuine commitment. Forgive her, take a break and re-evaluate your relationship. If she's not willing to be loyal, let her go.

Your love for her seems like an obsession.
(Let's agree to disagree).

i lost control of rational thinking when i saw those messages. consider i only posted part of it. my intention was to bring her down totally and walk away. i wanted to leave. i sent the message to some of her friends and two other guys begging to marry her. i was not thinking straight.
as for the pastor, she quickly called him and i think he was able to get the message off his wife's account. my family is not aware. it only happened that they were on the verge of agreeing.

i'm actually possessive-- i guess that's not bad considering i give her anything she asks for. i spend a good chunk of my earnings taking care of her so she wont look outside. leaving her wont be as easy as every one is saying. shes got her really good sides too. shes very pleasant and courteous and highly sociable. shes does so much-- more like my third arm. those thoughts keep playing in my head. will i ever find a second her?

her parents have called to apologise and just yesterday she did all the tests and sent me the result. she says she'll take a blood oath if i want. im still so confused.

even a new girl will have some history which might be worse. really, what do i do next. i ve moved on. but i hope i wont look back to regret this.

thanks everyone

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i'll be scared for two reasons.....
1. they never found the cause of the crash. did 2 engines just go dead?
2. the company 'McDonnell Douglas' doesnt exist any more. just before they folded up, they were producing sub standard planes.

asides those reasons, why not? they've probably just got all their planes checked. and its usually one crash per airline company . might do my next booking with them.

Esss: Biitch A'rse Corpers..

They should be expelled..

They are para-military for Bleep sakes.. So you mean they couldnt disarm them?!

When I served, I was a strong brutal Corper.. We learnt martial arts, weapons training, survival skills, espionage, infilteration and extraction..

Anyways, they are christians. Instead of fighting back, they would be praying for a miracle. I dare those robbers to attack the Muslim lodge.. Those Muslim Corper dudes are mean SOBs. .

lol. infilteration and extraction...... you've been watching too much of jack bauer. if you were there, im sure the story would have been '1 corper killed in rccg invasion' i've got a friend without a thumb. guess his story.

i'll need someone thats into linux and androids to help.
A good understanding of file/io and accessing tty devices would really solve most of the problems on the terminal.

@myviewr, i'll get one down to you asap.

lordZOUGA: nice work you are doing sir.... But I do not understand this:
1. works without network. but you need to
connect to the network before you can access transacted cash (I thought the point of the whole thing was to make cash show up in acct immediately?)
5. proprietary mesh network for unbreachable off-line security (why won't an encrypted connection suffice or an entirely custom protocol because what you are suggesting is like making an ISP with masts and stuff.. Besides how can there be a network when it operates offline?)

lordzouga. basically, the transactions can occur offline and the information is stored on the card and backups made on the pos terminal. you can only purchase on the terminal from the card. funds cannot be transferred from terminal to the card to increase security.
now when the seller want to access the cash transferred to his terminal, he has to log on a network and connect to our server. we can then verify the transactions and update his bank account as required. you can sell offline. but you cant access the cash until you log your machine unto our server. the sacrifice to operate offline.

on the area of the mesh network, i wont want to give off the full details here but basically, multiple backups of transactions are made both on card and reader to improve its security. trust me, it would take the cia+fbi to break this.

i've been looking at this cashless policy thing and i really think its going to be difficult implementing it here in nigeria. alot of things dont work here. our problems range from gross underdevelopment and high illiteracy levels, to electricity problems and crappy networks. if we are going to go cashless then these problems must be solved or atleast we find a way to do circumvent them. well..... i've been doing alot of work on creating a platform that can enable cashless fund transfers wirelessly from card to custom built device.

my target features are---
1. works without network. but you need to connect to the network before you can access transacted cash
2. ease of use. on screen everything. with images
3. affordability.- using a cheap widely available android pad
4. high security--- wireless mifare cards and pin.
5. proprietary mesh network for unbreachable off-line security
6. at least 24hours battery life

the cards could be issued as id cards to unions and schools or estates and the reader device given out for almost free. unlike the general approach now, we enlighten the masses from the ordinary people and work upwards.

i've worked out most of the kinks. but after 6 months the project is looking bigger than me alone. so much expertise is required in
1: android/linux operating systems
2: database implementation. sql...
3: c/c++ hardware programming
4: bank access plugins.
5: web access and security

currently i can successfully read and write sle5542 cards using windows pc/sc lib and i have modded a tablet pc enough to communicate with a custom avr micro controller hardware that will link up with the card reader. do you have any way of contributing to make this a reality?

*----java is so out of it. asides been interpreted, requires a lot of memory to run and owwww so slow, although very safe to implement due to exception monitoring and garbage collection. main advantage, gets you to market quicker.

*----c++, oop version of c. fast and extremely powerful, but a bug is most likely gonna bring down the entire system. games and applications that need raw power and speed are written in c or c++.

*----c (2 flavors->embedded or system) same set of commands. so a c programmer can program everything once he has the right compiler. note that most other languages require an operating system to run. embedded c lets you program chips you can buy in the market to perform any kind of function easily.

*----verilog (my favourite) parallel processing for field programmable gate arrays. used for hard and fast stuffs only. very short codes and easy to understand. but the concept of parallel programming could always leave you confused. (can affect your behaviour over time) used for stuffs like- missiles, robots, and to decode 1080p videos.

*----visual basic. for lazy people. computer does all the hard work. so slow and limited. recommended for beginners only. or very simple applications. note that the function set can be extended with sdks. but most of these sdks require you to work in c or c++. eg direcx.

stick to c if you wanna learn only 1 language.

guy i was once like you... my very honest opinion..... start with visual basic 6. draw forms and buttons then learn how to attach codes to make them do stuffs. this gets you to see results quicker. the newer visual studio series come with complicated features and aint noob friendly. personally i'm most comfortable with c.

imagine a device as small as cigarette pack running of 4 aa batteries with all the results stored on a memory card and connected to a tc35 modem. a simple avr or pic receives the student code, searches for the result and only replies if found. no need for fire walls or expensive pcs. any hardware programmer can build this.