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[color=#990000]Flush the bitch,[/color]

Hello Fellow nairalanders,my gurl recently insisted that we do a blood pact to seal our 2 months relationship.She just wants to be assured that the relationship will stand the test of time and possibly lead to marriage. I love her but am scared and confused. Could you please advice me ?

Hey guys, the Beach Soccer world cup started yesterday in Dubai.We lost against Brazil (Brazil 11-Nig 5),we have 2 more matches to go,1 against Switzerland today and against Bahrain tomorrow.

shesi:
we had a guy in boarding school who was a sleep walker. not everyday tho. he was a senior of mine. The kids were usually scared when they first came to boarding school but after a while get used to it. infact except for somethings he used to do which were odd considering the time of day, you wouldn't know he was sleepwalking. serioulsy, its no big deal.

it's not too common but it's commoner than ppl think judging from the responses i'm seeing here.

thanks Shesi

Kind of relieved hearing that,just hope my girl's own is the kool type.

Seun,
U're right,i need to lock the door in the nite and keep the key so that she doesn't walk out and get lost or hit by a car especially as my house isn't far from the road,very funny but i just thought of it again and it's so important.These days i hadly sleep well,i try as much as possible to watch over her.

gesi:
THERE IS HOPE FOR your GIRL!
THE SOLUTION THAT WOULD LAST AND REMAIN PERMANENT IS FOR YOUR GIRL TO GO FOR "DELIVERANCE" AT ANY BIBLE BELIEVING CHURCH,PREFARABLY AT M.F.M.
IT MAY SOUND FUNNY,BUT ITS THE TRUTH.WHAT SHE IS GOING THRU IS BEYOND THE NORMAL AND SHE NEEDS PARANORMAL PRAYERS TO GET HER OUT OF IT.SHE IS BEING CONTROLLED BY POWERS BEYOND HER REASONING,AS SHE FORGETS AND MOST TIMES DENIES WHAT SHE HAS DONE.
TAKE HER TO M.F.M AND YOU WOULD HAVE A STORY TO TELL.JESUS IS LORD

Thanks gesi

lawrence83:
when u say immortal, i dont seem to understand u, this truly worked for me, cos bright and early in the morning, she had a deep cut on her head, she didn't need to ask what happened cos she knew exactly.
and funny as it may seem, i always keep my late grandmother's pestle very close to my bed, incase any girl wan show her self for night, i go use am cool her spirit down, man no time. mi o ra ye oshi.

Deep cut on her head!!
Grandmother's pestle!!

jkpretty:
Sleep walking? i thought this was only a hear-say or strictly for kids

It's real

greateliso:
please ignore suggestion like this
God gave every person power of choice, choose well

thanks

DOCTOR + PRAYERS=BEST RESULT

Prince 08:

I guess she needs prayers OR a hot slap whenever she starts again. Punto

Prayers-Yes,very very necessary
Hot slap-

greateliso:
Pray for her and anytime she wants to perform that same act.
tap her very well or slap her and tell her to sleep well, cos she will think she is still on the bed.

I pray God take this out of her in Jesus name. Amen!

Amen!

I think seeing a doctor and prayers will the best for her

calyx:
u don try babalawo

try baba what? not even a last option.

lawrence83:
the next time she tries that, get a huge apola (stick) and hit her on her forehead, i swear she will come to her senses, that's just the remedy, i tried it and it worked for me.

Lawrence na wa 4 u ooo,huge stick!!!  ,she needs something better than that,maybe u tried your remedy on your immortal girl ,mine is mortal  oo.

Seun:
Your dishes got washed and your girlfriend won't take the credit.
I don't see the problem here.

As long as she's not killing people in her sleep it's fine.
Stop complaining about nothing.

Seun i'm ok with the washing of the dishes,but it's scaring,if she washes the dishes today,what will she do tomorrow?? .Also what will happen the day u get her angry or pick a quarrel with her?? u know,there will certainly be some dissimilarities in a relationship at some point in time.

Hello friends,i'm gratified with your responses and i will take her immediately to see a doctor.

drharry:
Somnabulism can be caused by environmental or medical conditions such as sleep deprivation, fever ,stress or drug intoxication. Below is a summsry of what you can do,

General guidelines

* Reassurance is the mainstay of treatment. The benign nature of the events and subsequent disappearance in most cases should be emphasized.
* If environmental or predisposing factors are discovered, an attempt should be made to eliminate them. Assure adequate sleep, regulation of sleep cycle, and treatment of underlying medical conditions (eg, gastroesophageal reflux, obstructive sleep apnea, periodic leg movements, seizures).


Sometimes drugs are used to ammeliorate symptoms e.g amitriptyline or clonazepam.

I would advice that she sees a doctor in order to find the underlying cause and appropriate treatment,

Thank u a lot,i will take her to a doctor immediately cause the thing is persistent

Hey friends,

Please I need your help or suggestions,i recently discovered that my new girlfriend is a somnambulist, she gets up in the night and perform normal actions as if awake. It's scaring because when she gets up she doesn't realise she did all those things. Two nights ago she got up and washed the dishes but refused to admit in the morning.

This is serious and I need help.

KokoA,
               Co-habitation is to live together in a sexual relationship, especially when not legally married.

I wouldn,t do it with a girlfriend  but i could try it with a fiancee.

Felicitation ma cherie

Do u actually know what marriage is all about?
Why did u rush into getting married to someone u don't love?
Anyways sha,really don't want to blame u much,to err is human,even though yours is the type that can completely derail u.
I FEEL FOR YOUR HUSBAND, Whatever decision u end up taking ,JUST REMEMBER, AMOR OMNIA VINCIT (LOVE CONQUERS EVERYTHING).

Hi,
     As at today 1 Naira=2.9546 XAF (www.xe.com)
If u are using the bank,it will be slightly different from that of Black market,however for someone who loves playing with these 2 currencies, rest assured that converting CFA to Naira is the best thing u can do right now and converting Naira to CFA is just the worst thing u can think of.
 In January 2009,1 million CFA =about 250,000Naira
 Presently 1 million CFA= 338,455 Naira (the take away will be slightly lesser than this amount).

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I,m certified in both,go for ACCA.