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uminem02:
Goan sleep jare

Thanks once again for your commitment. I'm really grateful.

uminem02:
Don't be surprised if i used u n ur family instead for the ritual

I didn't sign up for that. Everyone on Nairaland is a witness to the fact that you signed up to that and I appreciated you for that.

I didn't force you to do so but you did. So that's your problem, not mine.

Thanks for your commitment.

CuriousKat:
[s][/s] You're just a broke hungry guy that can't do shiit!

I'm going to be fvcking rich! Wow!

Thanks for submitting your family members for the sacrifice! I'm so grateful!

uminem02:
Bros calm down...oya take dat free like

Wow!

I'm so glad that I have found free souls for my money rituals. You consciously did it and I'm so happy you did it.

Thank you for providing the lives.

Wow! I just love threads like this where I can get people to submit their generation for sacrifice.

Thanks once again for making your family members available for the sacrifices.

Please don't even try to reject it because you consciously signed the pact.

SuperSuave:
[s][/s] iranu! Lori 1000# o

You thought it was a joke?

Don't say that I didn't warn you. Don't send me PM when it starts happening. Check my, comments. I'm not a church guy, neither am I a Muslim or an atheist. You signed that pact with the devil and you will live to watch it play out.

I wasn't joking at all. I meant it. You did it with your eyes wide open. You weren't hypnotised. No level of prayers will undo it because you did it with your eyes wide open.

Please like or share or strike out or quote this comment to confirm that you completely agree with my last two posts on this thread and that you consciously hand over the lives of your father, mother, sisters, brothers, girlfriend, wife, and children (including your unborn generation) to the occult to bring me extreme wealth.

Thanks for your commitment.

SuperSuave:
People dey para o, with empty threats! The only person whose threat I can take serious is that of babalawos of NL but then he doesn't have the time for shitz like this

I meant it o.

Those weren't empty threats.

Any person who likes that comment will just sign the death of their father, mother, girlfriend, wife and children. They will all be used for money rituals and prolongation of life because the person has signed on their behalf.

This is no joke! I mean every word of it.

If anyone dare like this comment, the person will practically sign a deal that will lead to the death of his or her father, mother, sisters, brothers, girlfriend, wife, and children.

I'm making it clear again and again that this is no joke. You are signing a pact by liking this comment. I'm stressing it so that it won't be termed a mistake, or so that you won't say that you were not warned.

The article became trashy when you introduced marriage to it!

Most of us have no plan to be part of that nonsense! Just get a baby mama and put in the house and live freely.

funmisticqueen:
you do deserved to be loved by your mother, not another man's daughter cos you want somebody to share your suffering all in the name of 'prospect'. Smart ladies dont gamble abeg

The ladies in question here are completely useless. They have nothing to offer the guy.

So how can you say that a useless person is being made to suffer?

Oh, prostitution! I understand now. Hahahahahaha

thefirst:
I have read about guys who fall in love and hold on to serious relationships when they are not comfortable because they don't have good jobs, and I think this is really bad.

If a girl stays with you when you are struggling, you feel relaxed and won't strive to be better than you are. I never had a serious relationship when I was struggling. Now that I'm fine, I'm looking for a serious relationship and I know I will find soon.
When I was struggling, I did not even think of having any serious relationship as I was only preoccupied with making it in life.

Guys, work first on becoming comfortable before having a serious relationship. A serious relationship is not a Hollywood hoax.

Sorry, what you will find are ladies called "Gold diggers"!

Speaking from experience!

If it were in Africa now, they will say that he's using football age. Awkwardly backward set of people

Ossyglobal:
So with your right sense of reasoning, you think that going stark naeked on the the streeeet is a form modernization or form of fashion? I pity ur soul becaused its been sold to satan!

Typical religious soul will always refer to Satan. Hahahahahaha

No wonder atheists keep calling the Bible a fairy tale. I guess you are saying that Adam and Eve being naked in the Garden of Eden was another fairy tale? Lol

You must be wiser than the one in the Bible who saw them naked and left them that way.

You've forgotten that you came naked and will go naked? Hahahahahahaha

These backward people have carried their nonsense overseas?
I wonder what she will do when she sees 2 men kissing passionately.

kozmicity:
Back off or I shoot you...

Hahahahahaha

Another myopic talk!

Haven't you heard that marriage is a scam in this generation?

I can't believe some silly people still see marriage as a "life goal".

Engine and interior pictures, please.

kozmicity:
Is it in Benin City??

Yeah, Ikeja is in Benin City

The insurance company will pay!

Airforce1:
He's been verified and that automatically makes him a public figure/celebrity.

Those people don't have enough sense to know the power in that blue tick!

I wonder why some Nigerians dull like this

IamRaizo:
you must be precious

Continue falling in love with a fake account. Your village people are watching and clapping for you

The asshile was just troling

NwaIgboBoy:
But on a normal ground man isn't meant to beat his wife, because women are meant to be treated like babie ( tenderly).......... I HATE NIGERIA!!!

Wow! You just gave men at least 56 reasons to beat their wives, just by comparing them to babies (which are known to be silly and need spanking at times).

Yes, you deserve every single piece of it!

How dare you dictate to a man with real balls? How dare you? You don't know the power in his balls?

Take your hands off his stuff and mind your business. If you don't like it, kindly get lost from his life and quit turning him into a monster!

anishoff:
Do not beat her. Two wrongs don't make a right. Sit her down and talk to her about the issue intensively and also go for series of counselling and finally pray about d issue fervently and i can assure u the problem will stop because there is nothing God cannot do.
I pray for God to give u the grace to hold and control urself completely.
It is well

This is my biggest problem with religion! It turns men to robots and dummies without balls.

Keep praying o. Just be praying for that angel to appear and tell her "Woman, seest thou not that thou hurteth Mr. Jombosco? I pray thee to refrain to avoid going to hell"

Hahahaha

Hehehehehehehehe

Only those who know what's up should talk when those who know what's up are talking

Don't judge a person if you've never been in their shoes. There could be a scorpion in one of the shoes, which you never knew nothing about All you saw was the reaction, not the cause of the reaction.

When I say that marriage is a scam, some folks keep arguing it.

#CommonSense

charlito94:
I don't believe this poo y because
U t be in NDA and hv a 3 days pass and at the same time hv time to Bleep around
Secondly u can't be in NDA if ur hiv positive
Thirdly the guy in question is n expelled NDA students
Fourthly u can't have an Hiv test and it will reflect positive within a short period of time
I would advice if u feel ur story is true abt d hiv try another hospital
As talking out of experience

If you don't understand a post, please SHUT DA FVCK UP!

He didn't say that the guy is in NDA. He said that he posted it because of the NDA guy's story about his cheating, condom smelling, gf.

Issorite.

Benita27:
Op, you're insane. So the guy felt like beating the girl to pulp while you advised him to halt his beating plan, and alternatively sleeps with her sister and friends. Now, after doing all these and spreading the virus to more people, whether innocent or not; are they even?. Has all the pains of knowing you're HIV positive gone away? Or has the virus itself disappeared?. Instead of him to go get counselling and being placed on retroviral drugs that may increase his life span, he's foolishly spreading the virus to others. When he becomes sober and his conscious starts pricking him, guilt would kill him faster than the virus and you that thinks you told him to do the best thing would look despicable before his eyes. It's a matter of time.

And you think he hasn't been placed on retroviral drugs?

maasoap:
Any bank that doesn't send email alerts has not updated my account to my desired level. The funniest thing was that I would receive email alerts before sms.

Very true.

Silvermoney:
Hmm. But alerts usually come with a confirmation of your account balance. The criminals certainly don't have access to your account balance, hence I'm sure their fake alert would skip that part. Not so? That should be sufficient to convince any discerning person, I think.

LOL

Most people don't even pay attention to such details. They sometimes think the bank might have decided to make the message shorter or less copious

Those fools can even put any balance there.