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I was in that building last weekend! Awesome place. Confusing to navigate at first. I will need another trip to be able to understand it well.
Good elevator systems. The owners sure know what they wanted. I don't like the transparent nature...is it because Lagos never begin experience snipers?
I cant stay in that building and call it office o.

2good: You have really been fully blinded by your man of god. Can't you atleast use your common sense to reason`sometimes?

you Nigerians are very funny. I no understand una.
So una don leave Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, and TB Joshua and Chris Okotie...nah Bishop Oyedepo come remain...nah wah o
...i mess fo runa ...poo!poo!..pooooo!!!
me i no dey for all dis talks against men of God o.

Boko Haram case is a local case. It does not need national intervention.

See ehn, the north are just unserious and retarded....and I dont blame them, they were born that way.
They have lost their vision and doubled their effort...which is the same as retarded with stupidity toppings.
I have said it before, I will say it again.

Remember OPC? Oodua's People Congress. They cleaned up the West when there was wanton criminality/robbery/rituals se?
Then they lost focus se? But now over time we are cool.

Also, remember Bakassi Boys? They cleaned up the East when there was wanton criminality/robbery/rituals se?
Then there were stories of politicians manipulating....But now over time we are cool.

TELL THE NORTH TO DO THE SAME. In 1 year we will forget that Boko Haram ever existed.
Let them create a similar vigilante group and do house cleaning.
I REPEAT IT AGAIN, THE NORTH ARE NOT SERIOUS and retarded on top of it.
Insincerity is there problem

jmaine: If you can't arrest these so called sponsors then shut the hell up about it and take responsibility for that ineptitude. Stop continuously spitting on the intelligence (no matter how disappointing) of millions of Nigerians. Saying there are sponsors every two weeks will not win you sympathy from sensible people especially when you make allusions to knowing who these sponsors are. It just makes you look extremely daft and stup!d!!! That to me is the real scandal!!! Some times one really has the desire to give that man a dirty slap. . . . . .

...another gbanan!...hehehehehe

CyberG: Whatever he does WILL MOST LIKELY be the WRONG OPTION! This guy has no record of making any right decisions!

hahahaha

jude33084: thank God that Edo is gradually moving out of those states that look like the 60s

eRrOr! Edo is still looking like Akure joor...pffft! Ugly state, ugly capital.

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Dude, you shouldn't run out of topic o...
...one of the secrets of not running out of something is to first challenege your own mind.
Are you a thinker? Do you know how to philosophize? Can you generate theories?...About anything wahtsoever?
Are you clever, mischievious and manipulative? We live in a world of endless knowledge.
It's probably time you start challenging her mind. A lot of chicks who go to school these days are very empty in the head, same goes for the guys.
Perhaps you are not a reader...start reading. Get a book, please not romance o!...A fiction, get two, you both start reading separately and share your thoughts.
That's a starter.
...I had a girl who was a reader, with a great reasoning and analytical mind of definite and indefinite issues.
We would go to this road book stands, buy a book, really cheap detective, sci-fi, intriguing books, very movie-like books...and i would go read up say for example Robert Ludlum NIMITZ and she would read say same author's PHOENIX....then 5 hours later or so when we hook up on phone or chat, she would gist me what she has read so far, and I would the same. It became a competition, in 3 days we have exhausted the book and we exchange...
...when we are both through with the books we go back to the same book stand and trade the two books for another book at just N100 each!
and we did this for like 2 years of our dating before some really cool United Kingdom Preracher dude came and married her away! ...lmao
...funny ...anyways
...so, it is time you stop listening to your feelings and emotions and trying to do the normal thing guys do to a girl. Start listening to her mental need, she is probably hungry.
...and the talk about liking you, for crying out loud she likes fried yam, she will love you when you shatter her thought-world and inundate her with extriguing info, insight, depth and care...
...bonne chance brov

frankly sis...the fault is both of you. You are both most likely missing the godliness element. Try it.
Additionally, you both need not just counselling, but therapy.
Lastly, your husband should wake up and stop being such a fool and you too watch your character and improve.
Divorce, is the way of fools. IT IS NOT AN OPTION.
You took an oath, a covenant, a swear, a promise that it is TILL DEATH.
This is what you swore on foolishly years ago. All men are the same. All women are the same.
Someday, they each will misbehave and complicate things.
What you need, both of you, is the GOD element.
Marriage can never be better than the two people in it.
Don't add marriage to the list of items at which you failed in life. School you managed to make it through. Don't fail in this one.
3 kids? You have reached a point of no return since the 1st child. A 2nd child sealed it all. 3rd one, we have nothing to discuss.
Best thing you can do for yourself right now, is to stop making him the center of your happiness.
Turn and face church, make Kingdom expansion your hobby. While you are busy doing it, God will visit him and call him to order.
But remember, while doing your kingdom thing in Christ Jesus, let your character and tongue be tamed by the Holy Ghost.
You will be happier sooner than you prepared.
We (men) are all assholes.

I feel for you my brother. Let me intimate you with my side of a similar story. If you google my posts, they are not much on NL.
You will notice something. I have issues, marriage issues. I have a wife who hasn't slept under my roof in the past 6 months.
We are not yet divorced, and we are not officially separated. She just ran away. She lives in this city with me but I dont see her.
Her excuse? That I am unfaithful. Any other excuse? That she does not feel safe. My take on it? Utter rubbish and nonsense.
Is a child involved? Yes. Where is the child? With my mum. When was the last time she saw or heard the child's voice? 6 months ago.
What did I do after she ran away? I escalated to her family and mine. Did they try to settle issues? Yes. Result? fail.
What's her dad's take on this? He disowned her.I am talking hard facts, not making it up, or trying to look good.
What is her godfather's (her godfather is a multamillionaire, he can afford to buy a N45 million Bentley and pack it in the village without driving it). What's his take on this? He even prostrated for me in her presence, and said I should take her back. What did she do? That's when she now finally ran away 2 days after.
What's her maternal family's take on this? Expressly told me "You are like a brother to us, pls just divorce the stupid girl and move on with your life with your son".
What's my mother's take? That girl was never yours. Stay 2 years and then remarry.
What's the effect of her leaving me? Confusion, anger, debts in millions from her perpetual sickness, demands, and all. I have been using my huge salary to pay debts in the past 1 year.
What did I do? I reported it to the police and update the police record every month that my wife is yet to be back before they say I did something to her.
Has anyone been spotting her? Yes. Where? Clubs. Dressed super irresponsibly? Does she have a facebook page? yes. What do i see there? A girl evidently enjoying her freedom.

You see why I am afraid for you marrying a girl who isn't fully divorced, has a son whom her mother-in-law is taking care of? And a husband who "has found another woman"
What do you expect a man whose wife runs away to do? Become a eunuch? Absolutely no.
Am I living singly? I dey craze? I have another girl with me keeping fully satisfied and I even have potbelly now sef.
But let me tell you what has changed. FUNNY THAT WHEN SHE IS BROKE SHE CALLS ME FOR HELP FOR MONEY. Imagine Which i dont give. You left me mercilessly indebted for crying out loud.
BOTTOMLINE?
My brother Gbengulu,...INVESTIGATE THIS GIRL, investigate her badly.
MArriage is for better, for worse, till death, that was an OATH, u know what an OATH is? A swearing. Majemu. Covenant. Promise.
I can only beg you, you don't need the cO.m.Pli.c.A.tions that marrying a divorcee woman with child brings.
You deserve to be happy and married to a woman who is YOURS alone under heaven and earth. And there are so many beautiful, humble, Holy Spirit filled girls out there who are hOtTer than fire in bed and will give you the craziest sex, Mouth Gig, love, affection, and every damned thing a man could ever wish for WITHOUT the annoyance of an ex's call, or son growing up and becoming a nuisance in your life.
...may God guide your steps and perfect your heart and give you wisdom and the key to fulfilment.
But sometimes sha, the wisdom of men is foolishness before God...for all we know, God fit say nah this babe be your own o, make e com be say, nah dat man wey she marry first be the wrong husband.
abi, ki lo feel?

Fact is,the northern and southern part of this country are not meant for each other, it's like a marriage between two people where the husband is educated and more civilized and the wife is uneducated, arrogant, nagging and unwilling to learn.
Fact is, let there be a SNC and let's cut the crap. Let it be a "to your land o Israel". Check history of Nigeria, there has never been a recorded case of a northern Muslim man murdered in cold blood for the purpose of religion, NONE!...but we have countless scenarios of Christians made into martyrs.
You know why SNC will not be declared?
1. The few who believe in unity will uphold it, but fact about those people is that they are in power, call some shots, and they are living in fallacy.
2. The northerners themselves know for a fact that without the south's economic and intelligence buoyancy they will die of economic and intellectual starvation.

BUT there will be an SNC if:
1. One singular group with enough resources and manpower do what needs to be done, SNC will hold in 30 days, am telling you.
2. If there is a poll of citizens who support SNC.
3. If the case is taken to the World Court. Sue the government, not the Presidency, the government, sue them.

That's what I think. There is no ear that will look at the staggering evidence and not be convinced of an SNC.

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There is so much excitement in the air about the new Nokia phone LUMIA 900.
It runs windows phone operating system. And as I have seen it is priced at just around N15,000 to N20,000 range.
Now the excitement is that it offers what the iPhones and Androids and Blackberries do at a cheaper rate without cheaper performance.
So, I would welcome anyone with information on where to buy as soon as it hits the Nigerian market.
In the USA now, it's exclusive to AT&T mobile carrier. I don't mind buying and unlocking here.
But then I also hope it's price doesn't get hiked when it arrives.

dude...i think you gotta be careful mehn...what city is this gurl from and what city does she live in now and what city are you from and what city do you live now.
My take, people aren't just divorced, did you hear da full story? perhaps the other dude's side? was cheating involved? how about her family? Did they support da divorce, if all this shit ain't properly investigated, you might be the victim of her 2nd chance...

so...watch it bro

What sound funny now, and starts as a joke CAN ruin everybody's lives.
Are you guys not watching the news?, do you want Nigeria to plunge into one of those countries where blood litters the streets, and fear is your night partner?,
How many muslims/northerners do you want to kill here compared to your brothers in the northern part?,
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, if you know the people issuing this threats, please advise them that if it turns to CIVIL WAR, u and me will all regret it o,
, it doesn't cost me anything to fly myself and family out of Nigeria to another country and watch you all die one by one on TV o,
, please remember that sex is sweet, but the story dey end when you carry HIV/AIDS o,
, embezzlement dey sweet but the story end when your young life ends behind cold iron bars with shit and piss smelling everywhere for the rest of your life o,
, wisdom is profitable to direct o,
, adrenalin is good o, but your life as you know it now will END, and your life miserable now as it may seem will be childsplay then,

, May God visit our hearts and remember that PEACE is priceless.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

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Guyz, I am not a footballer, I am not a football fan,
I made a resolution to God this year that i will repent and be a football fan too,

BUT Naijiria in this world cup has made me change my mind,

So I asked my girl , who loves football, which is tougher being an Enyeama or being a Yakubu,

Is the work of a goalkeeper tougher than that of the other playerz or vice versa,

PLS HELP enlighten me, perhaps I may decide to love football again.

for me o i think pastors( d 1 wey sabi see vision well well) is d highest payin n most lucrativ job right nw. just knw how to romance your members and dats all

I dont quite undastand dat
But at d starters church work will first take all of your money, nights, sleep, everything that that makes u human goes wit it and u MUSt PRODUCE REAL GENUINE RESULTS for your members to the point that they RECOGNIZE IT IS YOUR INPUT that brought them this forth through God, If nah u, in what way can u appreciate the man of God, MONEY, and if you don't, even u will not feel satisfied and happy

I am talking from experience bro

Some answers given by some naija people are very frustrating, I thought the question was the most lucrative "profession"

Abi e kin gbo oyibo ni?

PROFESSION, PROFESSION, PROFESSION (profession is synonym for job, career, something you studied in school or learnt after school requiring technical or professional expertise, a service carried out, payable in salary, wage, or contractual agreement), bla bla bla,

E lo ka wikipaedia now      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession"A profession arises when any trade or occupation transforms itself through "the development of formal qualifications based upon education, apprenticeship, and examinations, the emergence of regulatory bodies with powers to admit and discipline members, and some degree of monopoly rights."

Abi una bi olodo ni!

I tire for una o!

No one even mentioned IT (information technology). That is one hell of a lucrative job now.
some statistics are even showing it is the fastest growing since 3 years now!
I have seen people who earn 250k/month, highest have seen is 800k/month!!!
IT, once u can cook yourself well, and d opportunity hits u, c'est finis!

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I wear my wedding ring on the wrong finger because I married the wrong woman

@biina

It didnt occur to me that I could do your style y'know.
In my frustration I threw mine away in a bridge with water flowing under.
Now I walk freely without a ring, I think its a beta message than throwing it away.
If i buy anoda one, that is an "if", but if i did buy anoda one, I'll do just like you.

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A violent girlfriend is only inviting me to go get anoda one, its that simple.