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stanley99a:
@Op, leaving the church angrily because you were scolded or ordered to go tuck in your shirt by your pastor is very wrong I must tell you. My questions to you..

1. Will you leave your job for another because you were scolded by your boss in front of your colleagues?

2. Will you forfeit your admission and rewrite another jamb because your lecturer scolded you in the presence of your classmates for not dressing properly to class? ( Law students know what I mean)

3. Do you benefit from the teachings your pastor share from the pulpit? If yes, why angry that you where corrected by your own pastor.

I'll will put it to you with due respect OP that it was pride that made you leave the church angrily that faithful day because you were instructed to go out and tuck in your shirt.

I am sure that you weren't the only member in church that did not tuck in to church that day. Why you? Think about it

My word for you op, please go back to the church and apologize to your pastor if truly it's just what you narrated here that made you leave. Remember prov 4:6
You never know how far your talent can take you. Humility is key to success in life

Last I checked, attending any church is voluntary, if you are disrespected, you should respect yourself and keep off. I am a minister too, you don't disrespect your congregation, Jesus Christ will not send you out for not tucking in your shirt.

Bro, people like you are very scarce these days. I bless God for your soul is still pure. Please do not yield oooo, I beg you in the name of your ancestors both physical and spiritual. A man like her husband may have that house bugged with surveillance equipment. Remember if you do it, you will get caught, and the consequences will be very very brave for you, he is a Federal Security Agency agent. Pls Biko, find your way out of that house fastest soonest, remember Portipha's wife!!

N80,000

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As much as I would have loved to laugh at this, well I am actually laughing..hahahahaha. But the interesting thing is if she says she is born again, who are we to say she ain't. The awesome thing about God is, if you like commit genocide, wipe out all of His beloved saints, and you repent, He will treat you like you never did anything at all ever before. Chaiiii, nah wah for salvation ooooo... It is that crazy. She may not remove her tattoos, or nose ring, but if she is really saved, our own is to run commentary... lol

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Please where are you based to have seen something this long and big!

yinkakani:
I killed a huge big black mamba in my compound this night. It even killed one of my birds. Rip to my chicken. ..
And of course I didn't let the meat go to waste . My pepper soup dn ready as we dey yan. . .

Lalasticlala. . .pepper soup is ready oo

Oga Anal-yst! Hahaha

piperson:
Ekwonna!!!!!


coman open the door

I brought afrocandy and maheeda with me

IpobExposed:
I keep telling people Fulani herdsmen have never killed anyone there are nice people. the people killing are the Boko Haram and Baba is arresting them.

The Boko Haram knowing full well that no more home for them in sambisa now desides to pretend to be herdsmen.

And now that now no more space in sambisa forrest some now result to entering crowd to bomb.



Quick recovery victims. Buhari will crush all enemies of the state Boko Haram and IPOB how he crushed corruption.


Sai Baba

Receive sense IJN!

MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Someone who created Adam and Eve as the first humans on earth, Adam and Eve had children, their children then had children, how the fucck did Adam and Eve children manage to have children ?? Maybe they slept with their parents or that konji ghost that impregnated the Virgin mother of Jesus did the same to them

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

Is this Egbegbe the filmmaker's account for real? Bro is it you? Or a false account managed by someone else?

What is now the difference between this LASG and ISIS, and HAMAS, and the rest of the terrorist groups in the world? You mean LASG didn't have a Project Manager to handle the project as a whole which could have included a robust relocation plan? When Dangote was doing his refinery in the Lekki Free Trade Zone millions was spent in the relocation of those people to new settlements. But for this Ondo State man ruling in Lagos, his best solution is to turn these people to refugees? What a shame indeed. He should remember that when these people place curses on LASG, he as the head of it and his wife and children will bear the fruits of the curses of these poor people.

OkutaNla:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/i-went-into-drug-trafficking-to-raise-money-for-wedding-suspect/

They offered me five thousand naira to smuggle the drugs to Indonesia”, he stated. Fabian explained that he was not aware that drug trafficking attracts capital punishment in Indonesia” , he said .

Be grateful that Nigerian government love you so much to have prevented you dying in Indonesia, they catch you today, you go to court by next tomorrow, you are hanged by Thursday morning. Please thank the good men and women of Immigration whom the Lord sent to be your deliverers from the shackles of untimely death. Now you still have a good chance to still marry your babe when you come out of prison in a few years time. Somebori shout hallelujah!!!!!

I like this scandal story. It is a lesson to all dumb Nigerians who go about shouting "The God of Apostle Suleiman give me my miracle, kill my enemies, give me a job, kill witchcraft". We have been singing into your ears for years now to go and know God for yourself. Una no go hear word. We have heard Chris Okotie's own. We have heard Oyakhilome's own. We have heard of Bishop Wale One's own. There are those not yet caught even if it's not sex related. Oyedepo's own is hiding, Adeboye's own is hiding, Matthew Ashimolowo's own nah tax evasion, who else, name them. Stop following men, who feel righteous today and tomorrow are in sin and trying to cover it up. Follow Jesus Christ alone.

Dude, cheating people don't have the staying power to effect long lasting change to faithfulness. This is science. Every change attempt is temporary at best. But a traumatic embarrassment can make the temporary change last long, minimum 2 years and they are back at it again. It is a factor of their self-configuration, Self-Sabotaging patterns. It is their drug, their addiction, their comfort zone. My recommendation? If you can cope with a cheating woman and be her cuckold no wahala, if you can't, and I can see you can't, get a divorce, in another 4 years you would be married to a better and more wonderful woman if you make the best use of your intelligence. Sorry bro for the pain.

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Even this response is hypocritical.
The RCCG I am aware colelcts 80% of the total tithes collected in a branch, how do you want them to embark on a project and fund it.
I also get to hear this was done exclusively in a workers and minister meeting from where this leaked. And we all know workers and ministers are the fanatic of a church, so this is fine.
Apparently it was well tagged, it is not a regular giving, it is a SACRIFICE!!! Yes I agree you shouldnt force it on all members, but workers and ministers everywhere bear the brunt of their church's vision.
The problem is that many churches are too much in a drive to push all new members or converts to workers level.

As if that is not worse enough, the RCCG claims to only decry the approach. Observe what they said, they only decry the approach.
They also claim to not condone or encourage any form of compulsion, but that is not true!!! RCCG makes a lot of things compulsory!! Like that if you are a worker you must attend the monthly Holy Ghost Night that causes demonic hold ups and traffic in Lagos because if the workers dont go they will be suspended for one year!! I clearly remember the Open Heavens devotional of October 2, 2015, the G.O made TITHE so compulsion that he stated that you cannot use the tithe to save someone who is in a critical condition in the hospital. Read it in the link below.
http://www.flatimes.com/2015/10/open-heavens-2-october-2015-friday-daily-devotion-pastor-adeboye-stealing-from-god.html

He even said that if man curse you, God can reverse it, but that if God curse you, who will reverse it. How can a God who shed his blood and died curse you because of money!!!!

That is the height of compulsion!

Meanwhile, these men of God will fight tooth, nail, claw and paws to defend an unholy tithe payment, but when they come to a giving like the one in this case they will fight it. Isn't that strange!!!

To be kidnapped is really hungrying you. How you go take your two legs enter gbege. Hahaha. Dude, as a reasonable gentleman that you are, and a Lagos boy for that matter, e go bad if nah Bornu babe maga uuu. Pls stay put and find another LinkedIn babe. Besides if e be say nah the day u go reach there one suicide bomber go dey get ideas. Stay put my man.

delishpot:


Ohhh, I was born before 90s na. Maybe e air when my papa ban us from watching tv before 6 pm. We too play and lazy to read so the old man say make we read book till 6pm and once 6 reach, we can watch TV.

SuperForce was not an evening show like Voltron or Peter And His Toy Box, even Doctor Who that was between 4pm to 6pm.

SuperForce was 8pm to 8:30pm.

Abduletudaye:
lolz....

SuperForce was showing on TV from 8:00pm to 8:30pm.