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Get well soon "Mo le she bi Obama"

I Dispoiler myself on my dads bed when i was 15

odiaero:
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Hahahahaha

@Op, Jenny deserve to be jailed jor!

Kiss

Jeezy:
Since she mentioned in pidgin English, Reply her with Yoruba: Mummy mi ti lo s'oja, daddy mi lo Lokoja, wa gba kondo, kondo, kondooooo

Lmao

Don't really fink u should do it, but due to what am reading i can see you'v already made up ur mind

Happy Birthday Sir,

oisehumen:
I did not have the patience to finish this piece .
Politics, politicians and corruption are one and the same thing.

Nothing surprises me anymore in this country.
Rubbish

Same as me, cant stand to finish it, See what this country as turn into?

where some people cant even afford a bag of cement at the rate of N2.500

I'll do exactly wat you did, dont no when i could 4give dem jor!!

Gtb Akowonjo na thief, My friend also lost 2k due to Atm transaction

This actually happened when i was 8/9yrs old

On this faithful-day while everybody was in the living room watching movie my step-mum suddenly remembered she kept water on the stove, she quikly call out my name ", "Please help check maybe the water i kept on the stove has boiled. i rushed down to the kitchen,took a eating spoon and filled it with hot water and took it to her for confirmation,

God, l often Laugh at myself whenever i remember have once did somfin stupid like such
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The same step mum send me to go and help her ground pepper at Iya Sikiru's Shop, but as a lil kid that needs cash to eat Fishery biscuit, i decided to pocket the money, so i took the pepper to the back of the house where i could use grounding stone to ground it.
So i used my hand, but as a lil boy i av no strength and beside that happens to be the first time of my grounding, so the pepper wasn't different from the one Missy B & Yme uses in frying egg for us in NL Kitchen(Slice Pepper), so i passed the backyard and acted i was just coming from Iya Sikiru's shop, so when i showed her the pepper she called my name ", " with a thick voice saying " did iya Sikiru collected money for this?, i said yea sure .
she said Nishonibe (Lets go there) She now showed it to my dad, my dad said she should take it easy that she knows the light we're having this days is low current he said she shouldn't go that d light my be the cause , my step mum refused she said she'll like to have a word with Iya Sikiru that she shouldn't have collected money for this bullshit she did , Na him we begin go, my mind don dey fly like watin i no no, when i knew we ;r about to reach Iya Sikiru's shop and she's not ready to head back home , Nah him i confess jor!!

Them wan kill me for house that day, my mouth self no fit eat the biscuit again,

Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

U can take me nah

Good work on ur observation, but  

Worst OSBC, lol

Lol Ko, Lmao Nii, How u dey?

Yea after felling the info's concerning what was shown to me here oo, i was to to copy and paste or Upload my cover letter and CV

Henry i sure sey nofin dey dia 4u?

@op, CAPITAL LETTER NOOOOOOOO

no

Abbygyal:
doesnt make sense

I fink so too

soft girl:
I have gone to the sight o there was no place to send Cv they only ask for name location and all that could that be all they are looking for anyway i have filled the form sha

Oya go back their now b4 i open my eyes, lol , go to summit CV not search for Jobs

Ujujoan:
Another oyinbo miss road!

Indeed

Fhemmmy:
Yes . . . . It is kinda kool to serve your man, you know him better than he even know himself.
Leave culture out of it all, Imagine you go to him and the following convo occours:

You: Hon . . What would u like to eat?
Hubby: Anything you give me, i will eat, baby

You: Aiight
Hubby: Love you.

You: love you more . . . .

You walked away and brought back a nice meal for the man.

You: Here.
Hubby: You the best

~~~ A nice kiss while he took the plate from you.

Now tell me, wont you like that?

Nofin like that my Brofa

Until she saw a love msg on my fone sent by a contact name Angel

Nope, Enjoying life with his new wife

RichyBlacK:
I love Nigerian but the attitude of the average Nigerian towards those different from him/her is pathetically horrible! We are in the stone age compared to the US in terms of dealing with complex social issues. Ours is a basket of rancid tribalism, ethnic bigotry and religious idiocy. I truly hate those aspects of Nigeria.

Have u ever seen Naigerians fighting over better things?, helk no

Sef no sef oo, my mama no gree give me food this morning

nellaluv:
^ ^ if i catch u 2 eh, .
@op,
way follybigpimple dey go, bros u sef no sabi read. B4 i say folly. . . oya look topic again kia kia

Lol, u no go hear again, Olodo, Lol

Kai @all here's the full name of Oponnu : Oponnu Ayirada, Alainironu-Ara Galatia