All of a sudden,J is so popular

I agree with Hayo
this idea of yours will yield you no better result So abeg [color=#990000]babe[/color] no try am

Don't really fink u should do it, but due to what am reading i can see you'v already made up ur mind

@poster

What date have you finally scheduled for the bleeping? Am a journalist and I wont mind covering the event. . .And yes its free of charge

[size=15pt]i wouldnt want to be in the guy`s shoe.i think u want to infect the guy with HIV so that ur roommate could as well contact it.girl,be truthful.on second thought, i like d idea of babes dealing with themselves by furcking their friends` guys.thats good for the guys.like someone said,women are their own worst enermies.[/size]

@ poster,

Not worth it. . . .

If u think ur plan is da bomb, think again -
Big Broda Jay isn't gonna turn down free choo-cha; nah, not a chance in hell he'd. . . . he's gonna be all over that bo.oty from d very sec u make d indecent proposal - that 1 u got right!
As long as his li'l b.itchy girlfriend doesn't know, Daddy long-strong Jay will tap that kitty of urs anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

But u know what honey. . . .  he's gonna run back to ur slu.tty roomie. Oh, be rest assured he will.

OP,
Just go ahead and f. uck the lucky guy. I just hope he is as good as moi. Nothing is wrong with people call ANIMASHAUN.

cchheeeeii

I ve always known u to be a wild bear, ADVICE , get urself a real man and not a weakling link J, if u know u r that hot and you've got a superb kitty as claimed.

i really do believe men are scarce.

there might be a shortage of good ones.

though if the boyfriend is the walemoon casanova type, nothing spoil sha.

Even in a land of only men, they would still be scarce for you.

Girl do wat ur mind says.

@funkybaby

i normally wont check profile pictures,but i checked yours and forbidding u hav really ugly teeth,a crush suddenly drenched me like cold sweat.
i no send anyone and maybe we can hooks up.too bad me stays in london.iwo nko? bromley to be precise. hey!!!! july tiii deee oooo. summer romances go yapaaaaaaa,i think i am going back to naija chicks and its all cos of u.

@Poster

You are mouthed jare , O lenu bi kettle
Just keep us updated, If Mr J refuses you, and you become a laughing stock, please still let us know
But since you are confident that you can hold him hostage with your kitty, Go on soun, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

sorry poster,funkybaby lo distract me

i heard this song on sunday in a friend's car so maybe u should get it on ur ipod and tear your roomate's ears thru a woofer connection.

igimu jinaa sori,
oye ko kilo fun ee ,we no be mate oo,
i'm in my lane ooo
tobade koja aiye ree
mo le gboko lowo eee

u know it,u know it.

lashontae:

Well, for a while now, av been a good girl. I actually turned my life around and decided to stay out of relationships for a while and do without s-e-x. Cos I rily I hurt a guy who rily loved me a while back by cheatin (posted it on NL bak then) and I just wanted to stay on my own and get on the straight path and get a decent guy and just av a good, ole, normal relationshp, And I was succeedin, 

Bt my roomie is making me forget all my promises. Me and roomie have been stayin 2geda for a while and we started our livin relationshp on good terms but she later changed her attitude to me.
She pretends to be a good girl to her boyfrnd (meanwhile she is jangi-roverin dikks all ova town ) and tells him of how she is avoiding me cos am a bad influence . Just because I confided in her when we first moved in and told her of my past, she actually feels she is better than me. People have been telling me of how she is running her mouth, calling me a 'ho. And I did nothin to her, nothin to deserve all the insults so far!
I have pretty much kept cool till this moment, but its all abt to change. Cos we wee were havin an arguement, and she actually told me I was jealous sick of her byfrnd, that I shud go and get mine instead of 'eyeing' him.

Till that moment, I had neva even looked at the guy but as soon as she said it, an idea occured to me. Though she always tries to flaunt him e.g 'J, hit it 3 tyms last night', J bought me a platinum ring from Dubai, J cooked me breakfast in bed' J did this, J did that! I neva had any urge to date him, becos even though he's well to do, I saw him as a weakling she runs all ova. And av always liked me a man who is a MAN in all sense of the word. She has gone too far this tym though, and since I am already a ho according to her, Il behave just like a ho. I will take her advice, I will get myself a man, HER MAN!
J is goin to be held hostage by my kitty latest this coming weekend, while she weeps in her cold, empty bed. Just because the bear is hibernating doesn't mean it has stopped been a bear!

I am kind of like your post, and how i wish i was in Nigeria,i would have like to hang up with you and just make you forget that friend of yours  and the pass, You sound cutie.

kushe:

i normally wont check profile pictures,but i checked yours and forbidding u hav really ugly teeth

i wear braces.

kushe:

@funkybaby

a crush suddenly drenched me like cold sweat.

really ?  

kushe:

i no send anyone and maybe we can hooks up.too bad me stays in london.iwo nko? bromley to be precise.

am @ naija

kushe:

i think i am going back to naija chicks and its all cos of u.

okay. thats fantastic news  

But does this really mean that she said,she will want to Bleep her room mate boyfriends due to their misunderstanding that the guy must fall for this, for instance if am tempted i can't fail, lol, but i nor say e nor easy.

But guys what did you think, if you become tempted like this one, will you fail?

kushe:

@funkybaby

i normally wont check profile pictures,but i checked yours and forbidding u hav really ugly teeth,a crush suddenly drenched me like cold sweat.
i no send anyone and maybe we can hooks up.too bad me stays in london.iwo nko? bromley to be precise. hey!!!! july tiii deee oooo. summer romances go yapaaaaaaa,i think i am going back to naija chicks and its all cos of u.

Now i know why her profile refused to load when i licked on it, you kept it open and deny another stalker a chance to have a look

justwise:

Now i know why her profile refused to load when i licked on it, you kept it open and deny another stalker a chance to have a look

Lol. You are not serious

BTW: how you dey?

Once a ho is always a ho !

funkybaby:

Lol. You are not serious

BTW: how you dey?

Wetin be i no serious?   .

I dey oo, body still dey inside cloth.

U dey 9ja dey kiss organic frog?

@ funkybaby are u afraid we might thread on your mouth shape? widen the show girl, lol

justwise:

Wetin be i no serious?   .

I dey oo, body still dey inside cloth.

U dey 9ja dey kiss organic frog?

not yet but very soon.  

i have plenty potential organic frogs to check out while am there    
i cant wait  ****smacking my lips in anticipation *****  

REALITY101:

@ funkybaby are u afraid we might thread on your mouth shape? widen the show girl, lol

hiss !!

ok. you got my attention and all i have to say to you is : ode ni e

funkybaby:

not yet but very soon.  

i have plenty potential organic frogs to check out while am there    
i cant wait  ****smacking my lips in anticipation *****  

I know u are a high profile frog, God knows how long the queue is. . . i wish those bloody animals bad luck though

@funkybaby--biac-h I rather go get attention from Chimp-- I suspect your the ho of NL. Bi--aach !

^^^^ Lmao !
I guess i hit a raw nerve.

I have given you the attention you crave for and i wont indulge you any further .

Okobo.

oloriburuku !

@ Funkybia--ch: Who F***ing Care? Now I think u are waste of space and id right here-- so, I ain't gat time for bratious bit** like u, Peace

REALITY101:

@ Funkybia--ch: Who F***ing Care? Now I think u are waste of space and id right here-- so, I ain't gat time for bratious bit** like u, Peace

Easy man! what has she done? I thought it all for a laugh b4. . .this is abit. . .

move out of the hse n stop bein silly!

justwise:

Easy man! what has she done? I thought it all for a laugh b4. . .this is abit. . .

ignore him.
its because i hurt his ego with my response and it also led to his 3inches p.rick shrinking further   .

so naturally, the only insult he can come up with is to call me biatch. Hiss !

when he is done ranting, he can go and m.a.s.t.urbate next to a NEPA transformer,

Shior !!!