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Na dis small dent she call accident Thank Gid sha it wasn't bigger than this.

Born2Breed:
Just maltina? The same state that destroys beer bottles. What is NBL corporate social responsibility to other states,especially Lagos and all eastern states.

It Maiduguri, Yobe and Jigawa that destroy beer. Not Kano. We that live there know this.

oneda:
A man called Winston Kemp was struck by lightning back in 2011. Ironically, the man is an electrician
“I went outside to save my pumpkins. After that, I was going back inside”
“I just know it struck in our neighbor’s backyard, and it was bright and loud. I didn’t feel anything I just came back inside like nothing was wrong. Umm…my arm was sore. It was maybe an hour before I saw the marks” https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scars-after-surviving-lightning-strike-lichtenberg-figures-photos-5b6d3b9c1db61__700.jpg
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This one looks so cute like a tattoo

Life of the Party 6.5/10

Melissa tried, but it wasn't as hilarious as I expected. She talks too much in the movie. But not bad sha.

KoiceReloaded:
You don't know how security encryption works, do you?

The villain wanted to set a state-of-the-art skyscraper on fire. To do that however, he required a complete access to the building, an admin access specifically. He knew how the skyscraper's security system works. But how? He had a mole working for the billionaire. The mole must have fed him everything regarding the security. Since, he told the villain about the tablet, he must have also told him about the facial encryption. And even if he didn't, a guy with half a brain would have known that an admin security tablet must require some sort of state-of-the-art security encryption to unlock. If not, why go through the trouble of trying to steal the tablet when it would have been much simpler to have it hacked (or the building) remotely?

Huge plothole.

Its getting clearer now.....

KoiceReloaded:
Now, that's what I'm talking about! A rating backed by a well laid out analysis. Bravo.

You forgot the worst plothole of the lot, though. In fact, the plot of the whole movie hinged on a huge plothole. Check this out: the villain's gang wanted to obtain a tablet that would allow them gain admin access to the building. The tablet can only be unlocked via facial recognition, and was keyed ONLY to Dwayne's face. Much later, the hot asian girl on finally forcefully acquiring the tablet from Dwayne, proceeded to unlock it by holding it up to his face. Pretty straightforward, right? So what's the problem?

Here's the kicker... the plot hiccup: The villain's gang stole the backpack that is supposed to house the tablet earlier in the movie, remember? So why go through the trouble of attempting to steal the tablet, when without Dwayne to unlock it, the tablet would have been useless anyhow?

This gigantic plot blunder ruined the movie for me, after which I gave it a 4, only because I'm a generous grader.

If you remember further, the villain's and his gang did not know that the tablet unlocks with Dwayne's face. Therefore, their initial intention was to ONLY steal it. But they only got to later realize that the tablet was locked with Dwayne's face after getting the tab from him. I don't see any plot hole there.

KoiceReloaded:
Meh. Boring music video. Sia is not big on music videos anyhow.

The only video from Sia I have watched is "Cheap Thrill". And not good. But her songs nit from this galaxy. So dope.

iyke649:
Pls i need a breakdown. U know how igbo list is and how expensive it will take . Again I plan doing it in ph town. Like how much can b budgeted for igba nkwu. Will the remaining amount b enough for the white? Lalasticlala.. I will need more view pls. Help me push am front page. Thanks

Since you dey PH and e be like say you want a colourful wedding, you need to add like N4m more ti make it N5m. As for me N600k is enuff for even honey moon.

obixcel:
Three Billboards At Ebbing Missouri 9/10 Dope movie
The Escape Plan 2 7/10

Some people discouraged me from watching The Escape Plan. But with dis rating, I may try to watch it

The 33 8.5/10 (2015).

Upgrade 8/10
The twist no be here. I was impressed

zeedof:
I don tired of eating all these, I still don't last than 30min... it's painful

What da fffff U wan last for 30hrs before?

sod09:
-10/10
There's a minus b4 the 10 mister

My badd

sod09:
Ocean's 8
-10/10
I would have cried if I used my hard earned money to watch this piece of shít at the cinema.
I never for once liked Sandra bullock, and she didn't disappoint me again.



Note:
This is my own rating, I am not entitle to please anybody if your opinion differs. Thanks

Ayam not here it. You rate it 10/10, but yiu regretted watching? What do u mean?

KoiceReloaded:
C'mon, everyone knows that horrors rarely end well.

Naso she be. Every small gist you give here na spoiling.

sod09:
jeeper creepers is the worst horror movie i ever watched that shiit scared me to the bone

Yes, the first one. But the second Jeepers creepers is trash.

TAG 9.5/10
So so hilarious. From a true life story. We did not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stopped playing.

mysaviouralive:
Hello Admin pls move this to the front page and I will be in the comment section reading.

Pls I want to take a boldness step and I will not mind where it can lead to. I have to open an account now to post this. My wife is also a guest of nairaland and she will be seeing this post.

It happen that I got married to my wife over Nine yrs ago and we only have a Kid. I was working in a big company then before the new management came in and change the policy of the company and I was laid off. I was idle like 3yrs before I got another job. she is working in one of the biggest bank in Nigeria. Like 5yrs ago I noticed she will be smiling whenever she is chatting with one of her male colleague. I ask what are they normally discussing, but she told me that it was their office issue that they are discussing. I know the guy and his family and the guy has came to my house not more than four times.

It happen one day that I demanded to give her phone to browse because I was having problem with my phone. she gave me the phone around 10:30pm and I noticed she has has cleared all their chat. This make it look suspicious and I asked her immediately that why did you deleted the chat, but she told me it was a mistake. I think over it for sometime because I trust her then, but on the other hand my mind was telling me to find out more. As an IT expert I connected her phone to my system and do some forensic research on the phone, alas what I discovered was bad. My wife and the guy have been having an affair and chatting and sending their nude to themselves. I called her immediately and demanded to explain the pixture but she denial it and was telling me another story that she snap the pixture and to show me how she was Hot so that we can have sex that night.

she said I should show her where I got the nude pixs and before she came back from the office she has wipe all the pixs that I showed her thinking that I cannot recovered it anymore and I asked her why should you do that but was just begging me. I recovered all the pixs back and the chat she believe she has deleted and I have more proof that she has been cheating on me.

So I asked her to tell me the truth what is going on with the guy and her but she was just begging me. But I told him I dont want her to do or have anything with the guy again that if I catch her again she will not like what I will do for her, with the hope that she will change. Recently I noticed she stil chatting with the guy again and I rake on her to stop it but she told me that she was just explaining office issue she has when he (the guy) not around because she is the one that relief him on work.

This week they are still chatting late in the nite cos I always seen the chat, though she will delete it as soon as they chat finish but I always have the chat and also today they have chat alot to the extend that my wife was crying when she expecting good reply from the guy but the guy fail him and I noticed she has intimate with the guy rather than me her husband.

My wife can lie and so Promiscuous. I have called her severally to change but she did not, recently I heard she was talking with one of her online friend from Abuja when the guy told her he will be coming to visit her this coming week, and I expect my wife to tell me but uptill now she has not saying anything on it. This make me not to have much trust in her again because if she tell me something I will still think over it like five times again before I accepted.

So my plan now is to call the wife of her colleague and explain everything to the wife and I also planing of arresting her colleague because I still have the proof and dont mind what can come out of this, because I tired and cant continue like this anymore, ever since I have caught her I did not enjoy my home anylonger and I tried to erase it from my memory but not get it wright.

Pls save me and save my marriage if possible.

Thank you.

The only thing I have to say here is "is your wife a man that you use 'him' for her instead of 'her'?"

Shelumiel:
Thank God you used the word "most " , but what about other places ?

Others like Living Faith, COCIN, St. Martins Catholic and United Methodist are located in GRA.

Shelumiel:
I do know why Muslims keep playing victims when I come to issues like this. In southern and eastern Nigeria, freedom of worship is given to each and every person (so long as it is within the confines of the norms of the people living there ). But you cannot see that in Northern Nigeria . An example is Katsina: You will hardly , I repeat , hardly see a church in Katsina . In fact , most churches are located within the barracks of soldiers or policemen . This evil trend should stop if we are to call ourselves "one Nigeria ".

Lie lie! I am a Christian and live in Layout in Katsina. Most Churches are found in Layout. About 20 of them.

JackBizzle:
See what penury has caused?

If only you could afford to watch movies on the cinema.....

This your post sweet me dye! A sweh!

DEHVEHLOP:
I believe Jesus is not God!










No you can't see it, for you you have sinned against God by making a human He created equal to Him.

So, He blur your vision and distrupt your reasoning

So the Bible is right! No matter what, human can never be God[/quote]I dont blame you, I blame the owner if Nairaland, Seun Osewa. I say it again, I blame Seun Osewa for not putting a caveat in the Christian section as he did in the Islam section. One statement that read "la illah a'ilallahu abracadabra" before posting or commenting on the Islamic section that prevents non-muslims to comment freely as Muslims do on Christians topics.

Luukasz:
Sango worshipers say sango is the way

Christains say christainity is the way

Muslims say islam is the way,

Buddist say buddaism is the way,

Judist claim judaism is the way.

Brothers and sisters tell me which is the way??.

The only way is Deism, the only way is God; the supreme being & the infinite.

Deism is light, God is light.

Sango is the work of men, Christainity is the work of men, Islam is the work of men,
Buddaism is the work of men, Juddaism is the work of men.

Opon ifa, Bible, Quran, Torah and every other religious books are all the work of men and ancient philosophers.

Every religion of the world is the work of men.

God gave us reason, not religion.

What is Deism?

OKorowanta:
Software to remove emoji dey my backyard...

Make I kukuma open my Xender make you send me the software. I go use am remove all the edited pics of girls' vijayjay.

Butterflyleo:
HAPPENING NOW !!!

Former minister of Transports
Alh Suleiman Yusuf officially decamped
from PDP and joined APC with 15,000
members in his home town Issa local
government area of sokoto state....

09-08-2018

Issa goal. We are watching this football in 3D

BlackManta:
Marvel are fond of changing his suit.
He has won at least 3 different suits in 6 movies now.

But this time they completely removed the iconic red, blue and white theme of the American flag and gave him a new shield.

The new shield looks cool but i prefer the old one.

My only complaint about Cap is the less screen time.
I still cant believe that a dickhead like Starlord got more screen time than Cap

I wanna see more of Cap in ...Avengers Endgame.

Plus they denied him the joy and ability to fling his shield to kick asses far away and them return. I really missed that in Infinity Wars.
Is the emboldened the new movie title?

BlackManta:
Wow...i'm glad that you guys are seeing what i'm seeing.

Characters were made too stupid and weak so that Thanos can win.

That is the one thing i hated about Infinity War.

From Hiemdall snubing Thor, Loki and Space Stone to save a stranger he met yesterday.

Gamora heading straight to Thanos instead of staying as far away from him as possible since she is the key to finding soul stone.

Oh...i forgot to mention Loki trying to kill Thanos with a kitchen knife a few seconds after handing him the Space stone and making him stronger.

What about Iron Man trying to talk Starlord into calming down instead holding him or better still...knock him out cold.

And a 6-stoned-IG failing to withstand Thor's new axe.
Wow....wow....wow....so much for being the most powerful weapon in the universe.

What about Thor's inconsistent power levels.

And...Oh...Doctor Strange would sacrifice a stone to save Tony's life....just one life....so that Thanos could wipe out millions of lives.

And few minutes later....Cap and Black Panther would sacrifice half of Wakanda's army to protect a stone.
................The hypocrisy and double standard is glaring.

I understand that Thanos was going to win but that shouldn't involve making characters look stupid on screen.

Come to think of it....Thanos ain't the first CBM villain to win.

Joker won in TDK.
Ozymandais won in Watchmen.
Zemo won in civil war.
Lex Luthor won in BVS.

Why cant Thanos win confortably without Avengers looking weak and stupid

I hope part 2 will avoid repeating these mistakes.
Thanos is going to loose in part 2 but that shouldn't involve making him weak and stupid on screen.



My 2 cents.

And I wonder why Captain America did not appear with his blue, red and whit regalia and shield. Am I the only one who noticed it?

You may be right, you may be wrong. Who am I to judge?

A coward and a slave

Of course na. He has been dull since 1498.

Elder001:
You don't cook??

No ne oy Maggi dwy markwt na? There's Royco, Mr. Chef, Onga cubes.