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Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:21pm On Apr 15, 2018
tabithababy:
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Side chick ke

Can you afford a side chick cheesy

Side chicks are more expensive undecided

Hehe...when one girl show me pepper I decided to maintain 3 girls, then promote one as main bae, but I don change this year.
Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:19pm On Apr 15, 2018
ifyalways:
One paint of garri is 800 ngn in lekki, Ojuelelegba might be 700 ngn.
A tuber of yam, 500 ngn, no less.
Derica of beans 400 ngn

It's possible @ OP but that's not cos your woman is a cheat. I'm sure you didn't buy palm oil, salt and Co. Your woman must have been buying them. Also you dare not compare your soup quality with hers. 5,000 ngn can barely cook a proper soup so your babe is not cheating you.

Well I don't live in Lekki, also buy oil, maggi and some non perishables in bulk. These are not included when my woman do shopping. Just some few perishables and 5k is never enough for her.

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Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:15pm On Apr 15, 2018
oyb:


padding home expense na your way from before before na. hair conditioner, dey inside that 5k, no be so? kiss kiss

Hahaha, my brother u head correct fa.

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Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2018
lilyheaven:
grin cheesy
From today onward, never send your woman to market again.
It is now your duty, to avoid her cheating you.

Well, just that I won't allow her cheat me unnecessarily again.
Me too Sabi cook.

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Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:11pm On Apr 15, 2018
Alennsar:
stinginess at it peak.wetin carry you go market?

Ayam not stingy, I say make I experiment moreover bae is not around and no side chick at the moment.

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Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:10pm On Apr 15, 2018
heffem:
bros, abeg how much you buy one wrap of maggi?

Maggi not inclusive.
Family / Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 6:09pm On Apr 15, 2018
Ishilove:

Tah! Two pots of soup and a pot of porridge and beans, come join with one bucket of gari? All with 5k?

Guy you can lie for Africa. I can even bet your soups were watery and tasteless.

Lolz, I wish I could invite u over to have a taste and see. I don't expect u to believe me, but 5k got me all that including small portion of vegetable.

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Family / So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 8:50pm On Apr 14, 2018
So today I decided to do shopping at Ojuelegba market with #5,000.00
I succeeded in making two different pot of soup (with necessary ingredients),one port of porridge yam and one pot of bean, also with a paint of garri.
Trust me if I give bae same amount it will only fetch me one pot of soup and maybe one pot o beans.
Women u na fit kill person!!!
This is one eye opener.
Hehehehe.

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Family / Re: Parents With 2 or More Boys How Do You Cope? by nezer83: 9:40pm On Apr 13, 2018
saintade01:





The problem is the older can hardly fight. He even cries first in the fight.

Eya, this is peculiar with most first born especially boys. They have this calm and easy going attribute.
OP ur first boy is an introvert while the second is the opposite. He just does not have the heart to beat or fight his kid brother.
As they grow keep teaching them the virtue of respect. Trust me in the future his kid brother will watch his back against external bullies.
God bless ur boys.

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Politics / Re: Keke Napep Ambulances Launched In Ebonyi State As Nigerians React. Photos by nezer83: 6:32pm On Apr 13, 2018
shegzy08:
Developers..Na person headache dem go dey drink panadol for ...Na afonja matter Dem go they masturbate untop..we get emergency helicopter ambulance for lagos while dem get keke

Lol..emergency helicopter ambulance in Lagos abi?? Abeg how many u don see or use or even accessible by the common man?
Brother say the truth at all times abeg.
Peace.
Business / Re: Crude Oil Hits $72, Highest In Three Years Over Middle East Tensions by nezer83: 8:37am On Apr 12, 2018
GavelSlam:


How much did PDP meet the price of petrol?

By how much increase did PDP increase the price of petrol in one instance??
Business / Re: Crude Oil Hits $72, Highest In Three Years Over Middle East Tensions by nezer83: 8:32am On Apr 12, 2018
Esseite:
Can we now reduce fuel price?

Sorry, fuel prices will increase further except government subsidy payment increases.

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Crime / Re: Syrian Businessman Shot Dead In Kano And Son Kidnapped (Graphic Photos) by nezer83: 11:13pm On Apr 11, 2018
olasco18:
Ipod kidnappers don enter north..may God av mercy on us

U need sense.
Try and get some.
Family / Re: "My Husband Got Our Neighbor Pregnant, They Are Both Begging Me"-woman Cries Out by nezer83: 1:56pm On Apr 07, 2018
Unfortunate event like this happens.
But woman, how come your husband was busy fucking the puna of ur 40 year old neighbour in ur compound right under your nose who is even ur friend, not that he just bleeped her while u went for Easter holiday, they must have been doing it right under ur nose...that means there is something wrong in ur marriage, the communication is abysmal.
You are unemployed and always home something is wrong, u were not doing what u were supposed to do as a wife.
Just take heart and move on, the Deed already done.

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Family / Re: I Almost Lost My Marriage Over ‘april Fool’ Prank –woman by nezer83: 10:54pm On Apr 05, 2018
billynoni:
Fish brain

My brother u r 100% right
Who plays with such expensive joke.

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Romance / Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 10:00am On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
no take me too serious ooo grin grin

Lolz...mama no wahala.
But I for like take u very seriously
cheesy kiss
Politics / Re: Welcoming Theophilus Danjuma To The Morning After One-nigeria - The Cable by nezer83: 9:50am On Mar 27, 2018
horsepower101:


That's why I look at igbos who try to be one Nigeria with these evil people as fools. They haven't even apologized for their atrocities and some of them taunt igbos with it.

Yet you see some foolish igbos fighting for one Nigeria.

How about Ojukwu son who is now romancing with th APC government, how about Bianca's was appointed ambassador, even late Ikemba at one time contested for the presidency..does it mean they are foolish? Cos my friend, they believe in one Nigeria even long after the war.

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Romance / Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 8:38am On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
I don't need to test all dick to know their shape and size na. There are two ways to know what a man's dick look like grin grin 1. Looking at a guy's face and the way he stands grin grin 2. Any guy who get angry whenever dick sizes are mentioned in a post online or argument offline grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink

I respect u mama...u get experience well well, u know by face and how they stand cos u have tasted them. Nwa jebezie.
Romance / Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2018
agbonkamen:
hahahaha marvin906 and this word "misery" be like 5&6 I guess you just learnt it recently grin grin grin grin

I feel u r crushing on this guy, why not come out straight, by the way how come ur knowledge of tiny dick since u r still intact...am just curious, cos u can only tell about a taste by tasting.
Politics / Re: Court Frees Justice Ngwuta Of Corruption Charges by nezer83: 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2018
Ezkid:
If u are a good reader, u ll notice that the court didn't declare him innocent, rather dismissed the charges because the pre condition for instituting them was not met. Which means the trial can go on when the FG is able to get the prerequisites to charge a judicial officer.

Did the court find him guilty as charged? If No then his lordship is Innocent and case dismissed.
In Law if one is not guilty then he is innocent.
Politics / Re: Court Frees Justice Ngwuta Of Corruption Charges by nezer83: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2018
Spindletop:


Wrong. Many corruption cases had been won. If you can just belief and see.

Please name one high profile corruption case won by the Buhari govt.
Travel / Re: #AutoReportTours: A Review of the Apapa-Wharf Road Construction by nezer83: 6:24pm On Mar 22, 2018
Lucas10:
Welldone Bro Ambode

The road is not done by Ambode.

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Travel / Re: 2 Huge Ships Collide In Karachi Port Pakistan, Sending 21 Containers Into Sea by nezer83: 7:32pm On Mar 20, 2018
sirgalahad26:
and all of u have been shouting 'insurance' since, abeg let the insurance company cool down to calculate their loss!

Not a loss to the insurance company. Do u think only one insurance company is involved??
Travel / Re: 2 Huge Ships Collide In Karachi Port Pakistan, Sending 21 Containers Into Sea by nezer83: 7:28pm On Mar 20, 2018
koolcat:
In shipping line its called vessel..Hence my statement "in this context"

My friend ship and vessel is used interchangeably. In Maritime trade the term SHIP is used more often.
Travel / Re: 2 Huge Ships Collide In Karachi Port Pakistan, Sending 21 Containers Into Sea by nezer83: 6:49pm On Mar 20, 2018
The accident was caused by the port captain's error in navigation and the vessel owners cannot be held responsible for the loss as the port captain is neither their contractors nor servant. The Karachi port will pay for the loss and clean up.
If the cargo owners took out insurance they are covered to the extent declared.
Travel / Re: 2 Huge Ships Collide In Karachi Port Pakistan, Sending 21 Containers Into Sea by nezer83: 6:33pm On Mar 20, 2018
koolcat:
point of correction OP, I know we are not perfect buh... In this context its actually called vessel not ship. No offense intended.

Lol...vessel and ship is same.
Politics / Re: "I Never Knew IGP Moved To Nasarawa After I Sent Him To Benue" - Buhari by nezer83: 6:28pm On Mar 12, 2018
Wow!!! Even the president confirms the incompetence of the olive chief...interesting.
I can confidently tell say that the president lied on this. Old men lying up and down.
Pathetic.

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Politics / Re: British Military Offers To Assist In Rescue Operations Of Dapchi Girls by nezer83: 11:35pm On Feb 24, 2018
mexix:

Terrorism is a global trend..lets not politicize this.They are our common enemy with or without Buhari.

If only APC/Buhari saw boko haram as a threat to national security while he was yet to be president and not politicized the chibok girls saga, so why shouldn't this be politicized? What has changed? So because Buhari is involved we should keep quiet abi? My friend u r a joker.
I feel for those innocent girls, they are pawns in this supremacy game. May God help them.
Politics / Re: Yobe Governor, Gaidam, Visits Dapchi, Says No Girl Rescued by nezer83: 7:04pm On Feb 22, 2018
wellmax:

And so?
Can they make mistakes? Can't someone use them for falsehood?
Do they have proofs for the news report?

Let the burden of proof be on daily trust. Why not take them to court for misleading the public for falsehood maybe then we can believe someone used them for falsehood
Iranu osi.

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Politics / Re: Yobe Governor, Gaidam, Visits Dapchi, Says No Girl Rescued by nezer83: 6:48pm On Feb 22, 2018
wellmax:
I am a supporter of this government, but this is shameful.

However, neither the President nor the Army said anything about rescue, na only Daily Trust.

Some people just doing all they can to tarnish Buhari's reputation, and he is not helping matters too.

Can u hear urself, when daily trust broke the news why didn't the president or the army debunk the news, why the silent?
Assuming this did not come up, same u and ur likes will hail Buhari and boast with it that he rescued the girls within a short period unlike one man from otuoke.
Make u na dey fear God ooo!!!

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Health / Re: Egg Donor Chronicles: My Experience In A Nigerian Fertility Clinic (with Pics) by nezer83: 9:33pm On Feb 20, 2018
U
shallysgirl:
It doesn't matter, the money is a token.
One can't buy a car or rent a decent apartment with 120k.
I still believe it's a sacrifice.

It's never a sacrifice but a trade as the intent was to make money. In our clime the consideration is cheap but not in places like the USA
Health / Re: Egg Donor Chronicles: My Experience In A Nigerian Fertility Clinic (with Pics) by nezer83: 7:40pm On Feb 20, 2018
ELKHALIFAISIS:
what you're trying to tell us... both gender are important in child making now u come, I concur with u, what angers me most, she said our supermolecules are less important in child making, and for that the price goes between 10k or 11k ... nah akara we dey sell here all diz feminist like to downgrade our importance for just no reason... sugar mama go pay more than just to collect fresh sperm for refreshments

They pay more for the eggs cos of these
1. They produce eggs once in a month while a male can produce sperm many times in a month.
2. The process of harvesting is tedious and could result to complications.

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