mrphysics:

Calm down bro.

Some states tax systems isn't fully explored. They are lots of tax that you should pay that you aren't paying. For VAT on restaurants, be sure that Borno State IRS hasn't gone for those taxes. Their tax system is still being developed to fully collect all necessary and required tax. I know this because we are tax consultants to Borno State Government.

You might have to visit www. birs. bo. gov. ng to see the taxes that are automated at the moment. We are working on onboarding all taxes. But you should know they collect VAT but may not have started visiting restaurants.

If they have not automated or developed their tax system to capture and collect necessary vat, why share from those who did put in efforts to develope their collection system?

emmyyoung688:
was this is new to me....food items is exempted from vat in Nigeria tax system...

Do you understand the meaning of value added tax? Is value added to cooked food? Is raw food items sold in a restaurant?
Pls stop displaying your illiteracy, ask questions if you do not know.
QED.

AllahThePig:


https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/18/igp-alkali-charges-police-officers-to-get-married-to-themselves/

E b like the IG don dey eye one babe inside police force, this one na scope to make his intended action legit.
Game on IGP.

fruitvillas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txTN5vzQLCo

https://www.instagram.com/p/CT5IVF3pol6/?utm_medium=copy_link

I won't be surprised if GEJ joins the APC.

zoedew:

The Man at The Synagogue was a deceiver.

Lolz...I believe more revelations will surface, I only hope his ardent followers will not be disappointed.

themomentng:


https://www.newtelegraphng.com/tb-joshua-crisis-hits-synagogue-as-disciples-seize-assets-put-private-jet-up-for-sale/

I thought they said TB Joshua never had a PJ.

REALretep:

Las Las...hole na hole.
Same type of destination

Onyi22:
Op said Married people only but make I shock una
Na singles dy Bleep pass married couples.

To the question,unless am on my period, I Bleep everyday

I agree with you, na singles dey knack pass..but when belle enter them go dey deny the knacking.

Abeg change that your dp those underlegs are irritating tbh.

Rugaria:

Your friend in Zamfara is everywhere abi?

Pls ask him how he was able to have a phone call with his so called friend since there is a communication blackout in Zamfara.
Some folks are just stupid.

saphiere:
She was manipulated. The guy tricked her.

Wow!! Beautiful excuse.
So the man was not manipulated and tricked abi.
Nonsense.

NairaMaster1:


You're right.

The Summary.

1. VAT is now in the hands of state government.

2. Northern APC governors are still consulting.

3. Zamfara is in comatose

Zamfara get gold, make them activate VAT on gold they siphon to UAE and Saudi Arabia.

Gbagura:
none as worst as Allison madueke, the proud igbo looter.

Don't worry when Burhari leaves office we will know, especially for that humanitarian minister.

Nemere2020:
Unknown Gunmen Kidnap Senator in Akwa Ibom State

I wanted to ask which party he belongs to, but I have my answers.
E go reach everybody las las.

Lol...clownish senator.
Mikel should honorably resign.

YoungLionken:
Benue people are being slaughtered like rams for sallah..

Buhari has messed up no doubt, but what is Ortom doing about it?

He's being lamenting since the very day he became the governor..

Buhari isn't helping matters in any state in terms of security, some governors are good in managing security in their respective states..

Again, what is Ortom doing regarding the security situation in his state?..

What can the Governor do?
Does the constitution empower him to summon ordinary commissioner of Police?
What has Buhari done to curb the insecurity since he has the police and army at his command?
How many culprit have been arrested and prosecuted??
Let us say the truth when we see it.
Peace.

Tapout:


They need to boost their confidence. After losing two games at the start of the season, that's what any coach would do.

Lol they need to boost their confidence with West Bromwich a relegated PL club on top with their first XI...Oh wow!!!
City go flog arsenal on Saturday that one sure die.

chiiraq802:
Words like Failure, Incompetent, Slow poke, Calamity, Disaster, Famine, Tragedy, Abomination, Thoughtlessness, Laxity etc should be replaced with the name Buhari.

Gush. that stagnant mannequin has failed in all ramifications of life.
Useless terrorist sympathizer. very dull somebody .
He is a very mumu man.

They should rather be synonyms.
Too bad.

smalldoctor:
Forget Arsenal yor real test is Liverpool next weekend

And after Liverpool, u will say the real test is mancity.
We already know ba.

bunto:
The writer of this article is delusional.

Jonathan cannot contest again. It has been signed into law that no one can spend more than 8 years.

PDP can lie!

Brother Ode, Jonathan is entitled to another 4 years.

babyfaceafrica:
You guys should stop this... You have put many guys into problems

Babyfaceafrica, I believe in that truth because I can testify about it. You do not get married then sit down in your bedroom waiting for the favour to happen. You have to work it out on your knees and out of the comfort zone.

Life is simple, you get out of life what you demand from it.
When preparedness meets opportunity, success is 90% possible.

udoji2021:


Motivational speakers everywhere!

Can you help me with something to be doing? I'm not against marriage between poor people. I'm only against you lots that are encouraging such practice

Udoji, I am not a motivational speaker and it is not in my place to give u something doing. You have got hands and brains so make use of them.
People who do not have any means of livelihood have no business with relationship talkless of marriage (Except street urchins kind of romance).

I know people who had no job but got married and opportunities came knocking because they had means of livelihood.

My question to you; what legitimate hustle can your hands do

udoji2021:
I just come across a thread about this topic and felt like contributing on it.

https://www.nairaland.com/6703059/struggling-hard-money-hasnt-come

Guys, I will not beat around the bush, getting married when you are not financially bouyant is the greatest mistake that can NEVER be corrected, infact, it's a sin and against natural laws to bring someone's daughter to your house when you are struggling to take care of yourself and consequently starts laying foundation of poverty that will last for generations if not forever.

WHY?

Experience is the best teacher, I'm a victim of such circumstances and I know what I face in that type of marriage and is still facing. When you make such mistake, you will start sleeping abnormally which is the first sign of things to come, it will then lead to over thinking and depression. Forget about family members, no one will be there to help you when you needed their help. Begging to feed or meet your financial obligations is even worst cos first, the insults you will receive can make you commit suicide, and if you start this begging, people will always give you fake promises, the time that you would have used in doing productive something will be on moving from one place to another or staying online to reply people. Forget about all this motivational speakers cos you will only see another motivational quote from them when the sh*t hits the fan.

Secondly, the saying that someone obtain favor from Whatever God when you are Married is also false to some extent, God don't pour manna from heaven this days as was reported in the Bible (don't know if this is even true), get married and sit at home waiting for favor from the Lord and see if you didn't die of hunger within days.

Most painful part is that, you may end up suffering for another person children ignorantly, HOW?

Let me give an example, I went to one politician for help and this man told me to back later, he later sent someone to call my wife and start telling her to sleep with him (heavy pregnant woman o) before he can help. I was lucky that my wife told me about it with proof of what the man was doing, that was the day I stopped calling him. Now, what if she agreed without telling me and continued after she birth?

Guys, hustle and settle down first marriage and thank me later.

Lastly, all this girls will keep telling you that I will manage, I will manage, but if they finally come and stay with you, they will not manage again. Infact, that is how some women have finally taken over their houses and start maltreating the husbands for been weak.

In a nutshell, I'm of the opinion that a guy should hustle and have money, hustle hard again and have more money before he can start thinking of marriage.

Udoji, if it did not work for you does not mean it will not work for anybody. I believe marriage comes with some kind of favour from God, perhaps u just have some sort of agreement with poverty.
If u have a hand work/trade, or something profitable doing you do not need to beg a politician to feed. Get your hands busy and see God prosper those hands.
Cheers!!!

Someone7:


Thanks for taking your time for this response but I should have mentioned. I'm a man. Would you have any other info? Thanks

You can share this with your woman.
As a man take steps to ensure your sperm is virile and fertile. Eat fruits, vegs, protein and diary foods.
Most importantly, know when your woman ovulates and shot the shot.
Cheers!

kobabe:

Yes, why not

Sorry about the loss in your pregnancy, you can try these;

1. Start taking follic acid if you have not been in it. Take 1 tablet a day.
2. Take lots of fruits and vegetables, and less sugar
3. Quit alcohol and smoking.
4. Take dates when your cycle starts, this will help you know if your body runs 28, 29, 0r 30 days cycle as the case may be. The Importance of this is to help you understand when you ovulate (the fertile period). A woman ovulates between 12 to 16th day from the first day of bleeding.
5. Use ovulation predict kit to check your ovulation. Use from the 12th day of your cycle.
6. Pay attention to the discharge of white clear mucus, this is usually a sign that ovulation is very close.
7. Have regular sex, every other day, on your most fertile period (usually 12-16th day of your cycle). Note that sperm survives for 5-7 days in a woman.
8. Try mid night or early morning sex, your body should be relaxed then.
9. Missionary position that allows for deep thrusting is advised (You can use a pillow under your waist)
10. Engage the services of a gynecologists.
110. Trust in God and keep trying.

Hope the above helps.
May God answer you before the year ends. Cheers.

Someone7:


I don't mind please. 2 years married Lost a few pregnancies but now we're seriously trying

Sorry about the loss in your pregnancy, you can try these;

1. Start taking follic acid if you have not been in it. Take 1 tablet a day.
2. Take lots of fruits and vegetables, and less sugar
3. Quit alcohol and smoking.
4. Take dates when your cycle starts, this will help you know if your body runs 28, 29, 0r 30 days cycle as the case may be. The Importance of this is to help you understand when you ovulate (the fertile period). A woman ovulates between 12 to 16th day from the first day of bleeding.
5. Use ovulation predict kit to check your ovulation. Use from the 12th day of your cycle.
6. Pay attention to the discharge of white clear mucus, this is usually a sign that ovulation is very close.
7. Have regular sex, every other day, on your most fertile period (usually 12-16th day of your cycle). Note that sperm survives for 5-7 days in a woman.
8. Try mid night or early morning sex, your body should be relaxed then.
9. Missionary position that allows for deep thrusting is advised (You can use a pillow under your waist)
10. Engage the services of a gynecologists.
110. Trust in God and keep trying.

Hope the above helps.
May God answer you before the year ends. Cheers.

kobabe:
One man food is another man poison. I'm married for 7 months now and I'm still praying for baby.

Do you mind a bit of advice when trying for a baby??

ursullalinda:
Pls learn to use condom......it won't kill u

Omo, raw sweet die.
Just learn withdrawal or have P2 handy

DanielAlhassan:
Please I need your help according to doctors report she 3 month pregnant and i calculated the period we had sex it was 2 month ago
Am confused if am responsible for the pregnancy

She has been swearing that for the pass 6 years now she has not had sex with anybody until 2 month ago which she had sex with me

Don't know what to do or believe
I need your advice

Pregnancy gestation is usually calculated from the last date of a woman's menstrual period which is usually 2 weeks before her ovulation. You may have had sex just very close to her ovulation.
If you can remember the exact date you had sex and ask her the exact date of her last period, you can do the maths.
Possibly you are the father of the child.

Carchoice:


Someone should tag hisbah

Se this boy fit satisfy this girl like this.....
TOL ni oo

iwaeda:


https://gazettengr.com/n8-million-bribe-i-acted-as-debt-collector-for-hushpuppi-says-abba-kyari/?

This guy must think that every other Nigerian is laden with cow brains just like his brothers up North.
So Abba Kyari suddenly turned to a Court/Judge that collects debt,

FreedomArmy:
He should run from that fraudster masquerading as a police officer. His cup don full.

And you think cubana is free ni?
You think Kyari friendship is for Free?
Abegi!!

atonement12:
Mr. Nebuchad-'nezzar', I can't remember anyone, apart from these terrorist demons, declaring war, yet!

Mr Atonment, just keep quiet and watch the movie unfolding.
They will capture Sunday Igboho and nothing will happen.
If him get mind make him hold the rally or declare a sit at home.
Yimummmmm