₦airaland Forum

TrebleChamp:
Chelshit had the opportunity to sign Maguire in the summer for £70m, all this own goal would have been avoided and the defence very solid now. Bole has another opportunity in January but for £100m, the discount has expired....

Give them maguire plus wan bisaka for 100m. They will pay

Oldboss:
Currently hearing 4am in brighton

my watch is saying 4:01

Borntosmoke:
Wanking is the future. No stress, No pain, No billing, No explanation. Just soap and porn you are okay.

you watch black porn?

graciously03:
To be fine geh good o... Congratulations... Since I nor fine make I go hustle ooo

you sabi fùck?

fof1:
Both of You are Completely Wrong. That Woman is an independent Woman who is already Made in Germany. But Due to Family Pressure, She decided to Settle Down ONCE AND FOR ALL IN LIFE...having gotten Children as a Single Mother ...also, D Man is a Widower and with Children too. So it is a Win Win for Both of them. She is a Dual Citizen and by Extension, The Man is Very Lucky as he will be Earning from d Government due to his Age and as his Wife is a Citizen...Period. Take it to the Bank. I thank God for my Sister Joor.

discipline?

Osariemen12:
I award you the WOMAN OF VAWULENCE OF THE YEAR. You tried in putting that guy in his place. Some of us behave as if we don't have our own problems. Every time women this and women that. Watch them come here to call me simp even when they know the guy is mad.

you are a disgrace to manhood

ahnie:
You meant the naija guys with dirty boxers,dirty lice infested smelling dreads,high on lithium and happily wasting their brief and tampered minute destines in LovePeddler houses,bet shops and crowdy taverns.



Make una dey try get sense for this nairaland especially those wey una mama n papa still dey feed.

shutup there. Are your hookup based prostitutes of nigerian girls any better than these guys?

Antai123:
Since it was a guy that won last year, a lady must surely win this year, to balance things up!..

Useless show, advertising Pussy and dick.... advance pornography show..

A girl I meet just two days ago, came to my house to Bleep me, and I drill her well, she was telling me about the useless actors of the show....

I capitalized and bleeped her, since she came to practice what she has been watching. Nonsense!!!

be your brother's keeper and pass me her number. Make I ejaculate too

ShaqFu:

go and meet your ishilove. Leave me to chase my crush

abduleez1:
Nope. Didn't give it much thought. It's one 2018/19 horror movie or something.

its crime. The good girl saves the bad guy in the middle

UyaiIncomparabl:
No wam. I bam.

alright. In case you change your mind, holla.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. I flex pass you sef. Anywhere enjoyment dey, carry me go there. Although, I get drained easily.

I would love to take you out. You seem like an interesting person.

abduleez1:
Thor: Love and Thunder...... 4/10
This movie is utter crap. Filled with cringe unfunny jokes that doesn't land.
Christian Bale was the only serious character, the rest na just comedians. This is the worst marvel movie I've ever watched. I dunno what Feige and Waititi were thinking.


Black Swan .......7/10
Great acting from Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. At times you get confused what Nina sees as real or her imaginary demons. Real slow burn psychological thriller, but delivers at the end. Wonder why some term it an erotic movie. I hardly saw anything giving it that classification.

A Most Violent Year......7/10
Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain never disappoints.
Nice plot twist at the end.

Jurassic World: Dominion......5/10
This is the worst movie from the trilogy. Very forgettable movie. Watched it almost 3 weeks ago and could barely remember the plot. Very weak movie, I slept a lot for days before struggling to finish it.

Have you seen Miss Bala?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thought I was the only one who got bored. Heck, I will only recommend the movie for kids or to someone who suffers from insomnia - you will sleep. Other people who got my feedback about the movie called me a critic. It's fine.

I used to think you were a sociopath who doesn't like fun. I'm quite surprised.

chillychill:

Trash! We don't need it.

Ishilove:
Thor: Love and Thunder

Hollywood keeps pushing the gay narrative up our faces. Disgusting

Taika Waititi should stick to comedies. I would have preferred a grittier, darker storyline as Thor from the comics is a dark character, but alas, he is now a blonde, not too intelligent bombshell saying dumb things.

Bleh. The movie is good for laughs but not much else.

You can't satisfy human beings.

Freshgrace4life:
To wear bra sef e no dey easy , if I dey house I no dey wear bra , I can't kill myself.

I want to come to your house and satisfy you

samonak:
E get one like that for my area, Funmi just de flash de thing anyhow for me, make I no lie, I de tempted to wipe her walahi, de only snag be say she too like money.

where you dey stay make I cum shag her?

Ajay7411:
I'm waiting to see you go braless

will you suck my dick?

Davidly:
I don't joke with breasts

what your favorite cup size?

Naustine:
Come to warri . ..bra has gone extinct

how many breasts have you sucked?

abduleez1:
Biopics everywhere!!
We're in a full-blown season of reliving the lives of our favourite rockstars.


Guess it's time I check out Rocketman.

She reminds me of Naomi Harris Miss Moneypenny

Khayceeofficial:
Na perisic abi Hojberg fall like Coquelin like that?

i heard he's greek

Ballzproblem2:
Mendy not found guilty on one rape count when we tell idiots like trevor012. that this white girls have ulterior motivew ,he will call somebody rape apologist ,their accounts are so inconsistent that you can spot so many lies , they're only banking on the society favouring them ,they Don't give a a damn if their accusations are shit

reason i've not fùcked white girls. All my hoes have been black

Ballzproblem2:
I don't mind if we sign the Christopher freund or whatever his name is ,I just don't want Chelsea to spending too much on players ,make we dey sell for profit for f*ck sake no be Everytime we go dey sell for loss or they loan anyhow,make our signings be spot on ,na wetin I want ,so whether na freund or campos make the signing make sense.

cc: blueangel444

buy oshimen

So greenwood is two footed

raumdeuter:
Did Italy win games with Jorginho and without Verratti? Yes
Who was carrying Jorginho then?

While you have thos affidavit for Verratti Jorginho had awards to show. Not just affidavit

was it not jorginho that refused to stop north macedonia from reaching the play offs

A40:
This Vinicius na baller mehn. Chai

buy him. He's cheap

Ahem

BlueAngel444:
So glad we won even though we conceeded first, world class midfielders, world class wingers, especially Vini, abeg Perez sign striker

you this chelsea fan, psg fan. Where art thou faithful?

Zyxzzzz:
FT
Leipzig next

nkunku