Neoteny7:


Look at this constipated donkey.

I called my own food evil and you think your childish opinion would matter?

Cry cry baby. How are you shioor!

Neoteny7:


We'll you're a bit dumb, so no surprises there.

it pain am. Stop crying shogbo?

hahn:
Garri, puff puff and fried meat

beautyhd:


Not a nice thing to say on a food thread.

But it looks wack. Isn't it?

Neoteny7:
This bowl of evil is so spicy just looking at it reduces you to tears.

It is at devil-level of peppery punishment.

By the time I was done eating it, I was sure all my sins were forgiven.

Looks like vomit!

Mama reaction to obi be like; are you here for development, like your brothers are developing Indonesia, China and India?

Agabaidu1234:
My Experience With my boss at the office today.

Am a serving corps member with one company serving.

At first, I usually carry my boss bag from the office to his car whenever we close (in the evening) but in a recent time he promoted my kind gesture to always call me from the office to pick his bag in the morning not minding whether am busy or not which has being getting me infuriated before now, but I keeps being calm.

The last stroke that broke the camel's back happened today. He called me outside as usual, I picked up the bag from him and he equally went further to tell his friend to equally handed over his own to me, to bring them all to the office although the friend told me not to bother myself, which really got me really mad boldly written in my countenance � and he noticed it which he asked me at the office and I express my displeasure to him in that regard of carrying his friend bag together with his own and he attempted to defend himself by bringing in irrelevant ideas and admonishment, of which I took flimsy excuse that I was not feeling fine and left, but trust me it was still as a result of the anger.

Now, my concerns is that, am I being foolish trying to be nice and at the same time being humble to always doing that for him willingly because I started it which he took it to be daily routine,? And again I want to stop doing that to him from today's on even when am called upon, if he thinks I do them all for him as a result of ignorance or that am being naive( what do you think � that my plan may result to) .
Am talking about a guy who should be in his early thirties( 30) here.

Please �, what's actually your advise to me in this circumstance.

Are you sure you finish secondary school at all? 'cause you writes like a semi-literate village fool!

No wonder that bastard boss of yours treats you like the garbage you are.

Kassia:


Exactly, don’t start what you can’t finish. I am also a serving corps member, one Saturday morning, my boss, who was almost boarding a vehicle on his way home for the weekend, out of nowhere asked me to come get his office key so I can pick his lab coat and wash for him.

Now that didn’t go down well with me at all, as there’s a dry cleaning section in that establishment plus he was going home to his family so I wondered why he didn’t take the lab coat along for his wife or children to wash. Besides I know humans, once I indulge him, it will become an every weekend business. So I simply ignored him. My colleagues were not even having it.

The next Monday at work, he brought out the lab coat and he’s like; I wanted you to take my labcoat and wash for me over the weekend, he held it out in his hands probably expecting I’ll go take it from him. I just stood rooted where I was while giving him this ‘there’s no way I’m taking that from you sir’ look. It became an awkward silent kinda situation and I guess he got the memo and so took his labcoat back into his office.

Even though I respect him as my superior, I also very well know my job description and it doesn’t include washing anybody’s labcoat. Who knows, next time he might request me to come wash dishes at his house.

You deserve 2 bottles of cold malt.

TNORWAY:
Inside all the problem when dey this country?? Na wetin dey bother you be th??

You no no how much be toothpaste now?!

The boy na fool!

Thou art very stupid like thou that sire thee.

Akposy:
I baked these cakes in the middle of the night.

Fruit Cake and carrot cake!

Good day all

Nice one! Not those trash foods motherfuckers posts here.

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Catfish, tomatoes and vegetables light soup with toasted bread and butter.

Now, we talking food!

People dey try o.

JohnnyBling:
https://www.nairaland.com/6997268/afang-soup-three-easy-steps
First time cooking afang and it came out just right after using pocohantas recipe.

Looks like ebo (sacrifice)

Labadi69:


Na today? You think say I no know your format. Open all kinds of account for beggy beggy on Nairaland. Fatherchristmas I dey follow you for back. Come on get out of here before yamayama fall on that your bald head wey dey shine

You are a big fool!

Commentor:


I still insist that term children is appropriate.

They are neither his age mates nor peers.

You are either dead in the brain or you intentionally decides to be stupid.

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Mynd44 this guy is derialing.

Silentgroper:
Lol. I remember lola dat yr. We were never in a relationship bt in her delusions, she thought we were, cuz her momma nd my momma be calling her my wife. Bt dat one no talk xay mke i no chop kpekus. Time reach, i tell am, wa dz thing we wey dey do, mke we define am, she xay bt we ar dating na, i b lyk 'u nd wu' tell am" go nd luk 4 ur own bf oo. She vex comot. I no send am.
lata lata sha, if she con see me wit oda girls, she go dey hala nonsense dy quarell wit dem chik. Me vex go confront am xay wetin dey sup na, shey bomb dy her head ni. Babe con dey yarn me bcuz i chop kpekus, xay na only she go have me. O boy me start 2 dy fear unto d girl na cele babe, mke she no go run white candle package on top my mata. Naim me dy do jeje until dem pack comot area. I don happy die. E tey small, naim one gel see me dy waka con talk xay 1n of her friend wan c me xay i luk familiar. I ask am her friend name she xay na lola. O boy my heart nearly cut. Naim me japa o

How old are you boy? You writes like a semi-literate street urchin. Shiooor!

What do you expect from a broke-ass motherfucker that eat from the left over of his dead-brain wife!


Shiooor!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with what he did.

Your stupid father should be roasted alive for breeding a lowlife failure like you.

Son of a serial rapist too is forming intelligence.

You know all these and yet your mother and sisters have the most horrible pussy odour!


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