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Abuja based runz girls always coming up with several ways to hook up with Sugar daddies or Aristos. you wont believe the stress and time they put in to get a good maga.
Below… are some of the Tricks used;
LOL!!
1. They become members of high class gyms in hopes of meeting big men there
2. They attend big churches they know rich men attend
3. They attend weddings of really rich people hoping to meet really rich men there
4. They hustle to find money to travel business class so they can meet men at the business lounge and inside the plane
5. They look for money to join rich men leisure clubs
What others tricks do you think these BIG girls use to Catch rich men??

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Joke: Why are Nigerian Girls So Greedy

Ihave been sending chat msgs to this
gal as in
“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but
she has
neva replied me! Today i sent,
“232252536421162” to her and after 3mins
she replied “xup handsome, pls which
network
airtime is dis?” And i replied, “its a
NOKIA
torch light serial number” …. and she blocked
me immediately. Pls have I said
anything bad?
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Meet the wife of professor. Yemi osinbajo "Buhari's Running mate"
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Laugh Till MaMa Call

my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me the dog was a Christian?”
*A famousprostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”
*A guytakes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’
*An American,an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.
*A Nigerianman fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)
*A mansits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me… talking to the beer.”
*A husbandcomes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”
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[Funny Akpos Jokes] : Akpos Caught By His Principal
Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”
PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].
AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished writing it.
PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you have not finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write?
AKPORS: I wanted to write “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL’S ENEMIES”
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Six most Underrated University Courses in Nigeria
In Nigeria today, there are some courses that parents would love to see their children study and career path that everybody would envy. Most do it because they believe they stand a better chance at employment now that the country has not too good a story to tell about the rate of unemployment.
Any parent would be glad to know his/her ward has chosen Engineering, Medicine, Pharmacy and others in that category. It is only few people that have realized or are realizing that there are some courses that don’t have much people studying them simply because they have been deemed not lucrative. Hence, the country is now scanty of specialists or experts in those courses. Other courses are there but are cast in the background because it is said that students are in this department out of desperation or the institution forced it on them. Let us take a look at six out of the many courses that could fall into this category arranged in no particular order.
1. Estate Management:
A degree in estate management prepares you for work in the property sector, not just that, it also equips you with highly desirable and transferable commerce and business skills. Graduates of estate management can be employed by global property firms with interests in building surveying, corporate property, and investment, planning and development and residential work. Also medium-sized companies and consultancies require the expertise of an Estate manager. Some graduates choose to specialize in a particular area of estate management, for example, undergoing postgraduate courses in property development, property investment, surveying, real estate management, environmental conservation for the heritage sector, planning and environment, and town and country planning amongst others.
For the serious minded and career oriented ones, one can also opt for options that include postgraduate studies in banking or finance to enhance their knowledge. It is also possible to undertake further vocational training, for example in law.
2. Fishery and Aquaculture:This course is an agricultural course – it is not just about farming fish. It is about farming aquatic plants, creatures and organisms such as prawns, shrimps, oysters, mussels, etc. As the world grows richer and its population grows larger, it will need more protein – and fish are a highly nutritious source of protein, vitamins and minerals. The world’s wild fish cannot supply this rising demand so aquaculture is a rapidly growing and increasingly important industry to venture into. Aquaculture and fishery management can be studied as a major degree or a foundation degree, and also as a Higher National Diploma. Some of the topics are included in specialist biology and zoology degree courses. For those that intend to be self employed, this course is the perfect course as it is highly lucrative.
3. Statistics:A branch of Mathematics that is considered inferior to the rest of the mathematical sciences which are Mathematics and Computer Science. Statisticians are more or less analysts and what organization, company, parastatal be it public or private does not need an analyst.There are a handful of statisticians the market and the economy is in need of several of them. Of course the pay is high for a job with few experts. One can proceed with graduate programmes to have an area of specialization. For example, graduates who have taken statistics alongside finance and
economics, who are working in areas such as risk analytics, marketing insights, and investment analysis, are in some of the best paying and most prestigious roles in banks and financial institutions.
4. Quantity Surveying:This course is popular somehow but not in the caliber of Medicine and other Engineering courses. Quantity surveying is primarily centred on construction and the management of the costs and budgets of large projects. The course is in a way inter related with Estate management in that it deals with buildings, and even estates. With a qualification in quantity surveying, career possibilities include contracting or private quantity surveying, building surveying, construction management or consultancy, accountancy and financial services management or estate management. International opportunities may also be possible within the field.
5. Agricultural Courses: This should rank No 1, if a particular arrangement was being followed. In Nigeria today, asides from oil, Agric. is the next alternative to improving the economy. There are several agric oriented courses in universities now: Animal Breeding, Animal nutrition, Animal Physiology, Crop Production and so on. These courses if put into practice are highly lucrative because food is an everlasting necessity. Farming on a large scale is big money for whoever is involved. It has been discovered that most students find themselves in the Agric departments but few actually chose it.
In conclusion, let us not follow the crowd, let us look for a course that is highly lucrative with as little competition as possible and excel in it. That way, no course will be underestimated.

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I and The Aboki In The Bus

I was on my way to visit a
friend in Maiduguri, Borno
state. As we were waiting for
the bus to load, i
noticed one Aboki sitting
behind the driver holding a
bag and sweating. The guy
was so uneasy, shifting from
side to side on his seat, wiping
sweat from his
face. Hmmm, at this point I no
know wetin I go think, could
this be....., well no need to jump
into conclusions yet.
Now he started to look around,
as if he was trying to access
his environments, he would
look around and look at his
watch,
look again and check his
watch, and then all of a sudden
he placed the bag under his
seat, jumped down and started
walking very fast away from
the bus.
Omo, na that time I realise say
no be only me they look this
man, as he jumped down,
everybody scattered, me sef
jump down go far place. Every
single passenger abandoned
the bus.
Five mins later, we saw the
aboki coming back to the bus
with tissue paper in his hands
wondering where everybody
went....
Na dat time I come realise say
na shit dey worry the aboki
man.
What is in your mind?

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Lol!! Pilot and The Mad Man
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was eerily quiet!)
PILOT: Wow! How did you get them to keep quiet?
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MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!

Pilot and The Mad Man

With 3 goals and 2 assists to show for his stellar performances in the month of November, Sergio Aguero was named Barclays player of the month for November.
Aguero has been fantastic for Manchester City helping them cut Chelsea’s lead at the top of the table to three points as Manchester City overcame a shaky start to the league campaign.
Aguero is currently the top scorer in the league with 14 goals in 15 appearances.
See photo: http://ngreports.com/aguero-named-epl-player-of-the-month-for-november/

Buhari must be a s*xy dude as this lady in the photo above gave the APC Presidential candidate’s Photo a big kiss
This lady is a die-hard fan of Muhammadu Buhari and she couldn’t help but give him a presidential ‘kiss’ after he trashed five other aspirants to emerge the APC candidate for the 2015 election. Sweet!
See more Photos:- http://ngreports.com/wow-buhari-receives-a-kss-from-a-lady-after-victory/

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Naija Jokes:- IBU and His two Drunk Friends
IBU and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrived at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked… to his greatest suprise while IBU was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that IBU knew what he did but decided to ask IBU why the slap and Akpos answerd “YOU ALMOST KILLED US““

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Double Wahala Crooner’s Range Rover EVouge was Crashed yesterday, am not surprised as the singer crashed his car which was given to him by his record label on November 30th 2014, The worst part is that 12-13million is gone Just Like That!!!

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Its all fun, Most tym students don't just do Rag day for the Money, but for the fun! You get to feel the student life, and pass through the university and not let the university pass through you.

Naija Joke:- Little Boy’s Prayer
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At dinner, a little boy offered to lead in prayer.
“Dear Lord,” he started, “Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed and made her cry.”
“This coming winter,” he continued, ignorant of all the stares he was receiving,”Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my dad’s blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work”
…AMEN!…. and there was silence.
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Joke:- Little Boy’s Prayer
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At dinner, a little boy offered to lead in prayer.
“Dear Lord,” he started, “Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed and made her cry.”
“This coming winter,” he continued, ignorant of all the stares he was receiving,”Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my dad’s blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work”
…AMEN!…. and there was silence.

The homeless woman, suspected to be mentally unstable, was taken to the hospital where she gave birth and attempted to eat her baby.
A hospital spokesman spoke to Chinese media;
“It was really shocking, the arm was badly damaged and suffered not only heavy bruising but bleeding as a result of the bite. Fortunately, doctors managed to insert something to stop her closing her teeth and then levered her jaws apart. After that they gave her a sedative and took the baby to a secure location.”
Authorities said the woman’s mother-in-law had thrown her out on the streets despite being pregnant after she started acting mental at home.
They say they are trying to find out why the new mum tried to eat her baby. The baby has since been taken into the care of the government.
Courtesy:- LIB
Source: http://ngreports.com/cannibal-mum-tries-to-eat-her-own-baby-shortly-after-giving-birth-see-photos/

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The annual Forbes list of the The 20 Young Power Women In Africa 2014 has been released and it features Nigerian amazons like Ada Osakwe and Toyosi Akerele among others.
Written by Mfonobong Nsehe for Forbes
Every year since 2011 have enlisted readers’ help to identify 20 young, extraordinary and inspiring African women, aged 45 and under, who are making the most dramatic impact in individual African countries in the world of politics, business, technology, policy, diplomacy and media for the annual tally of the 20 Youngest Power Women In Africa.
Source: http://ngreports.com/top-20-youngest-power-women-in-africa-2014-ada-osakwe-toyosi-akerele-make-the-list-photos/

The annual Forbes list of the The 20 Young Power Women In Africa 2014 has been released and it features Nigerian amazons like Ada Osakwe and Toyosi Akerele among others.
Written by Mfonobong Nsehe for Forbes
Every year since 2011 have enlisted readers’ help to identify 20 young, extraordinary and inspiring African women, aged 45 and under, who are making the most dramatic impact in individual African countries in the world of politics, business, technology, policy, diplomacy and media for the annual tally of the 20 Youngest Power Women In Africa.
Source: http://ngreports.com/top-20-youngest-power-women-in-africa-2014-ada-osakwe-toyosi-akerele-make-the-list-photos/