₦airaland Forum

a set of political prostitutes spotted! Ds party's name tho!.

slyIsaac:
I don't blive yhur story bruhh but here's mine ;

I'd like to say tat I dnt blive in the supernatural so I'll just tag it a mystery...Was playing with a 3 year old kid once ...suddenly he started saying "Ojuju calabar". Repeatedly...I thought he was just playing in his own world but then he began crying and shaking visibly...I shouted at him to stop but he kept saying it and shaking and crying..his Eyes were fixed to one corner of my sitting room...I was too freaked out to even touch him..Goose pimples were allover my body...I ran outside to get help...luckily I met one elderly yoruba lady,I explained to her n she told me to go back camly and give the kid a knife to kill the ojuju tat twas some kind off spiritual attack...I was confused because I dnt blive in those stuff...I begged her to at least help me watch the kid lemme seek help somewhere else,she just hissed at me and hurried to my house...long story short,when I returned the boy was ok...twas all soo Weird

Wat makes u tink dat he wil beliv ur story since u don't beliv in his.

There s no point to grant him bail on health ground, Dasuki sought for bail on dsame ground nd he s nt dead, so let Badeh continue to cool off in dat custody.
Y is it dat ds criminals ve always fall sick wen they r brought to book.

When "ghost workers" are removed, those responsible for paying the ghosts should be prosecuted and punished if found guilty and their names as well as those of the ghosts should be made public. That is how to discourage future ghosts from entering the civil service. It does not make sense to announce " we have recovered so, so much stolen money, we have removed ghost workers, without telling Nigeria how much is recovered and from who as well as names of ghost workers, from which departments and their perpetrators

But we can't see the names of the ghost workers anywhere. Where r the names nd from which ministries or agencies.
Is removing d names enuf, if actually there were ghost workers y nt prosecute dem immediately.
Lies evrywia.

mrbyron:
I was being sarcastic

Oh! U got me 'devouring' u in my epistle. Anyway, d epistle s 4 those who involve in malpractice!

My guy d hard truth is dat u don't deserve any pity, my suggestion to u s dat u shud tank ur stars dat ours s nt a sane society otherwise u would b facing litigation for criminal intent, malpractice is a crime in a sane society. If u had succeeded in dat malpractice would ve com here to solicit for help? Am sure u would com here to boast of hw u scored 100 percent in JAMB as if he used ur brain to write d exam.
Am also certain dat u r among those dat call Buhari a dullard while as u can't write university common entrance exam by urself.
U will loose more money if u don't desist from malpractice.

mrbyron:
Involve the police or EFCC

Hw can he involve police or EFCC when he has d propensity of a fraudster. Trying to cheat or cut-corners in order to achieve success is fraudulent. If I am d police or EFCC ds guy deserves to go behind bars. Many students were busy burning the midnight candles while ds cheat was busy looking for answers, wat a terrible cheat. This s dsame way many cheat tru d miracle/special centres.

Interesting!

I think Donald Trump will b a gud appointment.
Donald Trump being d head coach nd Mourinho Jose being d assistant wil b a gud combo.

edwife:
I am good. you?

Feeling gud as I am beating Wenger!

edwife:
Niceman4u hello

Hw r u doing, Miss Chelsea?

I prefer them Ambivert.

Rev King or wateva he calls himself deserves to die! Most times I blame the ppl dat blindly or sheepishly follow these self-acclaimed demi gods or men of god, y do humans serve humans?

thorpido:
Stop promoting fornication
It is not compulsory to get married in church.Noone will force you to.If you decide to get married in church then you ought to do the right thing.You ought to know (and should know) that pregnancy is not allowed so why bring the pregnancy there?
Have you traditional marriage and go to the registry,chikena..

Spot on! U hit it right on spot!

EduRegard:
Obviously, your choice of course or institution faintly matters in a country like Nigeria. You only need an uncle that knows a friend that knows a man working under the brother of a big company. But it shouldn't be ruled out, the better your institution , the higher and easier your chances become.

Its nt always the case, I knw graduates of professional courses from the 1st generation universities in Nigeria dat r struggling to get jobs while those from mushroom universities r managers in big companies .

Niggas can go to jail for different reasons bt d most shameful course for jail is dat a Nigga killed because of woman! Its so shameful.
Beliv me by the time ds murderer is out of jail (if he ever comes out) the Ngozi would ve married nd given birth.
A Laborer dat shud ve concentrated nd plan on hw to better his life instead of spending his energy on women!

mrking3:
Wow! I'm glad to know there're still few ladies out there with good virtue. I'm touched and moved!! Pls my dear, you've come a long way!! Not really easy to resist the temptation or urge of wanting to have intercourse at this present time. But please, don't be quick to make your personal information open here!! This is Nairaland. Be very careful. Most Ritualist and dubious men are all out to get their prey. I would advice you hide or keep your Identity in Secrete. Never disclose your virgin identity anyhow. Boys aint smiling. I also don't like the fact you have your Real picture on Profile! Pls take it down!! Who knows? Your boss can possibly be a Nairalander. Act wise my Dear!! Take this issue to your pastor he can be of help in any way. Talk to mature minds. I'm seriously impressed! And I know God wount leave you Alone. Do you have a twitter handdle? I will link you up to few ladies that can help champion your cause! God bless you my Dear!!!

I commend ur suggestion! Vry matured contribution by u man!

Keep trusting in the lord! Am sounding religious rite? Yess! D master, our lord overcame. So shall we overcome. One tin I ve found in life is dat temptations, trials nd tough times come wen we r close to our promise land.
Trust me a better job s on its way to u.
Don't sell ur V. Keep it tight nd God wil bless u.

surprising to hear ladies say dey won't date yahoo guys. but r those that cluster around these niggas Nt girls?
I can't do yahoo!

olamieseun:
Till I die I will never used my moni fo dsthieves wen GSKY , QSAT and Strong decoder dey dir fo me to watch live match anyday anytime. Na dem sabi, if dem like make dem reduce de price to one naira every month, me na FTA.

Does GSKY still work? Pls update me if it still works.

muhsain299:
Correction Nnamdi Azikiwe wasn't The No 1 citizen as that time....Nnamdi was a ceremonial president. ...Tafawa Balewa was the Number 1

but he had ADC attached to him?

Tank goodness u were delivered. The love of money would ve turned u to a money-making object.
As for Patricia or Felicia, hmmm, she might be d type of women dat date money, luv money, marry money nd then get killed by/for money.

Ogbeche77:
Bunch of cooperate retards and misplaced priorities.. Now this is called pushing it to the limit.. I do not begrudge Olajumoke of luck, what I see are just leeches and opportunists everywhere..
And is it not shocking that in a country like ours, a ''model'' gets all attention and endorsements from cooperate sponsors while young men/women who are innovative are being deprived of funds. A few weeks ago on twitter, I came across a picture of a Nigeria student on twitter who invented biodegradable machine and a generator powered by water, just afew of his inventions. Another dude in Yaba tech used waste plastic bottles in an artistic way. No media attention.
A society that doesn't encourage science and research is headed for doom. Twitter and IG celeb offer no substance.. Its time we all wake up form our slumber

Tank goodness a like-minded fellow is talking. I ve said it nd I will keep on saying it, Nigeria slow pace of development is because of lack of support for creativity and innovation, our economic emancipation can't b on beauty of the body.
We shall b on our way up the ladder of great countries d vry day we start appreciating d beauty of d brain.
Kudos Jumoke for making urself a name among the 'beautiful bodies'

Their sack was long over due! They shud be thoroughly probed. These DGs really stole cash.
I knw one of these DGs, I won't mention his name, who is so corrupt nd randy dat he spent his staff allowances on his numerous girl friends.

aaronson:
Now I'm fully convinced you stark and unrefined illiterate oblivious to semi-illiterate previously written.

You don't even know when present continuous tense is to be used and when past tense is useful, you as gullible as setting yourself up for bigger mess by exhibiting your ignorance on my quote. Wait! Ever heard anybody say "you just aired your view" on an issue to be replied. This goes a long way to show how arrogant of your ignorance you have inculcated. You need "queens premier" to start English all over from the basic because you too basic.

Your type (educated illiterate) is the reason why Africa is underdeveloped because the future of Africa is full of foreseen blunders which wasn't corrected from the basic, you just a product of what the dysfunctional system has created.

Silence is the best to a fool, a meathead does nt deserve reply!
If u tink u knw ur worth nd u can stand in an intellectual contest wit me! Giv me a PM
If reply u here again call me a charlie dat u ve bcom.

I tot all d known Abachas died in 1998? Let this Abacha Tunde go nd meet Abacha d Sani.

aaronson:
with your bad grammar I should call you semi-literate but No!, you just airing your view just like I did and if my point is why you calling me myopic then I may pick out 2 reasons why you double myopic so seal your mouth and keep it moving.

Prof.? Is it 'you just airing your view' or you just aired your view'?. Just read ur blunder 1st b4 calling ur senior in academic semi-literate.
Am sure u just wrote d best grammer u ve ever learnt alas it was a big blooper.
My friend, I won't descend so low to exchange words wit a gaumless and retarded organism lik u.

aaronson:
My brother above said goodnews, me I would say.....Smart Tinubu at work.

All hail the Jagaban

Must u attribute everytin to Tinubu? Hw long shud u continue to b so myopic? Is evertin in ds dispensation abt Tinubu?
Anyway, as for me, ds looks lik a gud appointment. Ben Akabueze proved his worth in lagos nd am sure he will deliver @ d federal level.

I ve forgoten d title of ds film bt am vry sure I watched it 2yrs ago. Cud u remind me of the title of this movie pls?

Markieee:
Ok nice write up..
pray its helpful to someone out here..

BTW thunder fire the left nyash of the mode Wey block me..
If others talk about igbo tribe, then its cool but when we igbos talk about other tribes it becomes a taboo even to the extent of Making a rule here on nairaland.
God is watching you guys on 200HD..
God bless Igbo
God bless Anambra
Proudly Igbo..
Block me again and God go treat your case..
Lazy eediots...
3rd To Comment..
Nothing Special Tho

Gee! R d most wanted angry blackman? Anyway am wit u in ds revolution!