₦airaland Forum

permanentgrace:
I was in the market earlier this week precisely on Monday to pick some stuffs for myself and for those i have to show xmas grace to. While in the market, i walked passed a section where hair-stylists were furiously busy braiding hairs of the girls who came there to make their probably xmas hair. Well, spotting beautiful ladies in such gathering is no surprise actually and sure i did spot two or more who caught my fantasy. But there was this particular one i liked mostly and wanted her so baaadlly.

How did i play my game to have her?

Going straight to toast a girl in such gathering could fetch you an embarrassment you'd definitely find it difficult to forget in your entire life time. As a sharp dude, i had to apply wisdom (what they say is the greatest gift in life) on dealing with this. I went back to the place, told the very hair-stylist who was making her hair that i want to make my hair. She was laughing that i wasnt serious but i insisted i was serious. After getting her desired attention which i sought, i excused her out for a minute and opened up to her plain that i so madly like the girl she was plaiting her hair and ready to have her at all cost. She again was laughing thinking i wasnt serious. Well, i asked how much was the cost of making her hair. She said 3k and i said i will pay for her hair. I gave her 4k, 3k for the lady's hair and 1k for her. I gave her my number to give to her after letting her know i already paid for her hair so she can reach me. I equally collected her (the hair-stylist) phone number so to keep in touch with her.

What happened thereafter?
In the evening of that very day, i saw a text in my phone as thus: 'thank you for paying for my hair'. I called and we talked for a long time. We agreed to meet on Tuesday for a date and it did happen. Yesterday as it was Wednesday, i took her to a show and after the show, we headed straight to my crib. With all her initial gra gra of 'i dont stay late at night', 'i dont sleep outside my house' etc, she finally crashed in crib.

Was it possible to break the walls of the 'Jerusalem'?

Well, it wasnt easy for her to allow me have access 'down there' but impossiblity does not exist in my life and thus, i finally had my way after convincingly had her mind changed by telling her how much i love her and want her for keep. Lol. Women, very easy to convince.
I must say she worth my 12k investment within the short while. Let's see how things go. If it is good, we ride on, if the opposite, the census must continues.

#ChristmasGirlFriend.

Hey young man! if this ur story is true then u must b a man dat deserves pity! Hw much dd u giv to ur Mum, Dad or siblings for d xmas dat u r spending upto dat amt for just a fling?
If u r too young to get married then focus nd ur career nd if u ve reached the age for marriage why nt settle down wit a gud homely girl nd build ur life.

God bless u man of God! God enlarge my coast to bless ppl.

mizquote:
its only a silly girl dah allows her life revolve round a man.


anyway tanx.

If this ur comment is wat u make or deduce from the OP's write-up then u r a lady dat needs to b pitied. Seems a guy broke ur hrt or u f**k guys for cash.

175:
This incident has actually convinced me that
Buhari's administration has failed! How can there
be a breaking news this disheartening and
Buhari's administration will fail to update
Nigerians? What does it take for the minister for
Information to inform Nigerians that Jose
Mourhino has been sacked by Chelsea? This
government has failed! Can't wait for 2019.
Mcheeeew

F**k u murderf**ker! Was it nt Mourinho dat sacked Abrahamovic. D breaking news dat I read said Mourinho sacked Roman Abrahamovic. Pls Nigga read ur news nd get bck to me.

OKKO:
APC wake up stop acting like opposition party...it is getting out of hand...crying over a spill milk. PDP led FG sourced that fund but decided to embezzle it. It is now your turn to source your own fund and invest it wisely in infrastructural development. Make sure U upgrade NTA to CNN b4 U go in 2019, don't use PDP to give excuses then, we shall not listen to U.

I don't blame Dokpesi- a business man for collecting huge money for his services (aim of any business is profit maximization). I blame who ever negotiate, signed and disbursed such funds.

dd u hear urself well? that PDP sourced for the fund? where dd they source for the fund after collecting billions from CBN,

A big congrats my brother man! One country great nation. Hope the greatness of this country will begin to manifest within the country.

MrsPhyno:
First of all, is it ur life

Secondly, how could u as a Man, possibly know more about the stages in a woman's life than a female would. No need to teach us; thanks tho

Thirdly, are u saying girls should marry young? And if so, what's ur definition of young. Cause under age 23/24, most gehs are still in school..... It would be difficult and kinda irresponsible to marry while in school. Just know that education is the biggest thing that keeps females from marrying "young" or whatever....

So during our teenage years... Most of us are still in school, okay. That's your answer If we kept a serious boyfriend now, una would still complain. Lubbish.

If this is wat u can deduce from the OP write-up am afraid u need to go back to GNS/GS 101 on hw to summarize an article.

Oloshos everywhere, niggas always talkin abt Pu**y while oloshos thinkin draining niggas pocket and that's y d damn God-forsaken country is backward.
Grow up menh!

Faces of wicked looters whose abode is hell fire

Murderfurker! Do wanna strap a bitch? There are oloshos every joint!
Methinks u r looking for who to warm ur bed, Nigga

Kids every where! Dd u tell ur mum dat u r chatting? U sound lik u need help.

viktor01:
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Turn on is emotional for God's sake. That a person is a born again christian doesn't imply that the person must be turned on by all tribes.
I am a born again christian but when it comes to relationships, i still have some tribes i prefer to others. make una leave the babe alone na.[/b]

Am nt sure u knw d meaning of turn off. If u do nd also claim to be a born again then intense hatred for anoda tribe is immoral. Lemme ask do u hate dat igbo or hausa member of ur church, even though he or she s also a born again? Does ur Jesus christ hate ppl of ther tribe?
I just don't lik bigots, zealots, they r like homophobe.

JingoOAU:
Very pathetic set of people....i don't think ICC can really do anything tangible


I suggest they should be taken to abuja national stadium and stoned

Abeg b4 u stone dem to death I wish to cut-off dia blokos nd use it to get money, I don't ve money nd ds criminals stole ds whole amt.
Nigeria is finished if these thieves r nt stoned to death

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

Wen u mentioned born again as turn on and then went on to put a tribe as turn off? U knw wat u succeeded in doing? Just making urself a bigot, moronic hypocrite. I tot being born again does nt discriminate against any tribe.
Wake up from being myopic

KingAdeOluomo1:
YOU JUST FINISHED THAT YOUNG LADY

Dat was nt my intention. I only wanted to b real as a matter of fact. I am real nd I hate this fake nd fantasy life Nigerians try to live. We r nt in El Dorado. Its Nigeria, third world country, reality s d watch word.

dont ever try it. there is hope for u. Think of where u lost it since u said u were once intelligent. u cant just start failing witout a reason.
when u read try to concentrate, forget about family pressure and the peer pressure.
try to read in order to know more abt the course not only abt passing the exam

Dasuki gate has becom a dirty phenomena. How ppl stole dia soul nd now some of dem r terminal ill, more will stil get sick nd more nd more will die because they ve already stolen dia soul.
my problem s wats goin to happen to those dat mayb b alife?
The soul of those they killed tru stealing will only be happy if Dasuki and Co, including the president dat approved these billions dat were stolen are rotten in jail.

Nice topic wit well taught study case perhaps this wil help reduce corruption in d country if d authorities wil read it.

enieme:
not at all. I haven't in any way stated here that there r more disadvantages than advantagesbto marrying a man who can cook.
I've just dealt with the part that never gets in the spotlight

Well Miss! I tried to break it down witout any pretense. We fake evrytin, we live other ppl's life. Cooking has always been part of African culture there its advantageous dat d man knows hw to cook in order to help d woman.
Do u consider wen u bcom pregnant if ur man can cook for u.
Do u consider wen u r vry tired.

Madness every where. 1st degree stupidity all over.

LadyX:
Marrying a man that can cook is a big advantage.

1. When you are sick he can cook.
2. When you are tired, he can cook.
3. You can cook together... bonding.

In short there are more advantages than disadvantages. If a lady feels threatened by her man's cooking she should ask him to teach her.

Thank u Jare! D OP must be vry fake nd must among d daughters of eve dat go abt sucking sons of adam dry. Its only a lady dat has poor up-bringing that will nt desire a man dat can cook.

This is not comic enuf, nt atal. Small children evry where.

Seems Osun state is goin into extinction! Gracious!!

NAFDAC shud be removed. D agency stinks of corruption. Among one the most corrupt agencies in Nigeria.
I knw insiders dat say this.

irunooboo:
I prefer the dick smasher cos of the way i handle dicks like a pro. Dick riding is a talent every woman must possess

Akpa oto like u

Miadad:
You are wrong sir. We have countless of testimonies about Nairaland meet ing and getting married. Change your mindset their a lot of good girls on Nairaland. Even Seun is dating a nairalnder.

Tank u for telling me. Knowledge is one virtue we ve no monopoly of. Mayb because I ve nt seen nor met d gud ladies on nairaland. By d way r u one of d gud ladies?

Never ever. Infact no no no. U wan kill me? Or u wan make I kill person?
Beauty nd education without manners dats trashy.
Ve u nt heard of intelligent beautiful animals b4? Mayb dats wat lady s nd can't marry an animal

I really hit nail on the head. I can't bt agree wit u.
But com to tink of it, sex, sex nd sex evrywia. Is it d reason why we ve too many empty skulls in d land. Ppl don't engage dia brains with intelligent issues anymore.
Mayb I shud cut-off my d**k nd use to buy more books nd books.

Just a pick few days of causal leave nd go to d organisation nd see tins for urself. in dat case u r dd nt loose anytin.

Can any gud lady com out of nairaland nd other social netwok? I doubt it but if u want sex nd more sex dem full here. Looking for a wife, I advice u to look else, go to ur church, ur village, contact ur old skul mates, ur work place bt definitely nt nairaland. Here s abt sex-starved guys looking for cash-crunch girls.

These criminals shud b hanged.

Is this trashy piece an eulogy to a man, Obasanjo that contributed to ruin this god-forsaken-entity calld Nigeria? Or is this epistle tryin to forewarn d citizens abt d impending explosion of the already exploded country.
In the 1st place, who recognises the so called COMMITTEE of FORMER HEADS OF STATES. Do the advanced countries know dat ds committee exist?
This is a committee dat I knw dat exists only among Obsanjo's friends.
Talking abt nigeria exploding, who r those igniting the fire? Nigeria will explode because d acclaimed 'almighty' obasanjo is nt in power rite? wat dd he do as a president to correct d ills in our country?.
I just hate wen unnesscessary adulation s poured to underserving elements.