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BigBrother9ja:

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Oba lilwayne returning from lagoon bed to continue his terror on OSU pigs

Imagine an acclaimed Oba being chased out by the commonest of agberos in Lagos.
This one don become glorified mannequin on a throne.

Burstscam:
OUK is the biggest APC asset in South East. By 2015, APC may have 4 states in SE, namely Abia, Imo, Ebonyi, Anambra

Are u a backward time traveller, who got stuck in December 2014?
I heard that Buhari, one of the backward time travellers is still stuck in 2015.

genius43:
Theme app.

Two methods

1. Search the name of the font or search any of Aafont, Moby Fonts, free and click on more and select your favourite font.

2. Switch to India region and go to the theme app and click on the fonts section.

Pls, where do u search for these fonts as stated in Paragraph (1) above?

yarimo:
Mtceeew so bishop kukah is now above the law ?

You remember when you and ur lord and saviour were hailing Mbaka here:

Lol! It can only be in Nigeria.
No day passes without news of one crime of the other in this country.

That simpleton called Simplyleo will ve heart attack because of this news.
The funny thing is: he is always burning of jealousy and envy at news items like these.
A very poor kid.
These men mingle and share our money in the best hotels while this poor is always masturbating on Nairaland.

Simplyleo:
Ahmed Lawan bags chieftaincy title in Abia state?

Pls can someone enlighten me the exact meaning of Unity begging?

What if it was the recipient that begged for a chieftaincy title?
The hand is there to quickly type but the brain shud help you to think well in directions.

Useless house members.

Will God answer your own prayer Femi?
Seems working with Buhari and APC make ppl to behave and talk like idiots.
Imagine what Femi Adesina of good days of sunnewspaper has become.
Should I even talk about Abike Dabiri of NTA.
Dabiri would almost shed tears on seeing how oppressed ppl where in those days but now her good spirit has been swallowed by the devil.
Nigeria politics can really make some to be animalistic tendencies.

We can see why this old madman is going crazier because Obasanjo was about the most detribalised Nigerian President since 1999.
Does it mean that yorubas are tribalistic by this unfortuy statements?
Anyway, Buhari is also from Southwest.

dearygally:
yes it is.. ikosi ketu

The person is in Igando

dearygally:
4k

Where is ur location? Somebody needs this.
Is it functioning?

post=97327772:
Good members of Nairaland,
One day soon,
Your mom will ask you for 10K,
But you will send her 100K!
#JustBelieve.

Merry Christmas in advance y'all!
We Rise!!



Pmc01, but if you don't want that prayer,
Please then, it is not for you.
Your mama can ask you for 10K and you give her 1K or tell her you are damn broke.
That is your choice in life.
Leave that prayers for the people it was addressed to : Good members of Nairaland.

Enjoy the kinda life you wish for yourself kid!

Niggar! U must ve sold enough barbecue?
Oya chop knuckle ��
Sometimes we wine and dine. This life is not only about Buhari and PDP or Wailers and Hailers.

I hope u ve collected enough kpekus before dumbing her?

edoairways:
Hisense freezer. It takes less than 12 hrs to block ( don't buy inferior or fake product)

Pls do u use Hisense freezer?
How many days does it take to defrost?
How good is the freezer?

If u like make una kill Una self.
It is non of my bizness.

just2endowed:
Available

How much is this: 'Romoss sw20 pro 20,000mah'?

Mrrespect:
Redmi 8

Wow!
Rdemi 8 now has MIUI 12? Nice one.

Uniquewise:
Relocation Sales!!!

A friend has all the following for clearance sales due to relocation. They are the left over of her goods unsold. Only serious buyers pls.

1. Original Silver Crest blender, 3000watts, 20,000 each
2. 4.5kg washing machine, 1piece available 20,500
3. 6.8kg washing machine,1 piece 52,500
4. Shoe rack, 1 piece, 5,500
5. 3 layer stainless plate rack 7,000
6. Granite pot, 5-in-1 price 23,500

Pls call/WhatsApp +234 8133056804

You guys are not ready to sell these items.
The prices you listed out are not for clearance sell.
A brand new 6kg or 7.2kg washing machine from a reputable store is about 64,000 and you want to sell used one for 52,500?
Well, u can drop the brand name of the machine here.

Arrewa:
Not just one...

We know of two governors sponsoring bandits.

Those bandits are another money venture especially in Zamfara state.

They're making billions of naira with those boys.

Infact most bandits attacks were lies... They will just concoct news of bandits attacking community and give to the media just to keep the money flowing.

Some governors are using buhari's weakenes to cash out.

Good one for acknowledging that a weak vegetable is the president of Nigeria.
I pity Nigerians because this insurgence is ending anytime soon.
Northerners and most bigots from the south welcomed because they were against Jonathan.
Now, deal the monsters you all created.

So ISA Pa wants ppl to go and cluster somewhere all in the name of re-registration of SIM card in this second wave of Covid-19?
Before his minions come to tell about telecos applying social distance for this exercise, there is no way this is going to work seamlessly.

So ISA Patapata wants ppl to go and cluster somewhere all in the name of re-registration of SIM card in this second wave of Covid-19?
Before his minions come to tell about telecos applying social distance for this exercise, there is no way this is going to work seamlessly.

Indiscriminate parking is not good. Unfortunately, we don't enforce laws against.
But, pulling out a gun or threatening people with a gun is bigger offence.

OlujobaSamuel:
This is where the opposition needs to come in. PDP should mobilised its members in the house to commence impeachment proceedings. All they need is 1/3 to start the process, then they should wait and see how some not so happy APC members go join the bus by either forcing the president to dance to their tune or send out the party.

Opposition is dead.
If there was opposition, we would not be seeing this kind of mess
It is so messy right now.

Note also, that the quantities of the tems on the list are sometimes bargainable and not exhaustive.
I don't see any cut-throat dowry or list of items except in some greedy families, which we can find in all the tribes of this country.

post=96879711:
Desperate situations calls for desperate measures.
It is high time we lead some youths with special ammunition to go and tackle these evil Boko Haram ourselves.
We are ready to lead the assault on them.

If you are ready to take back our country from these evil Boko sponsored by evil politicians in our darling country, please signify between now and 12am on Friday.
Thank you as you join all of us @[b][/b]!
No Cap!

The cause is stated below:

..... Na native doctor wey never help himself go help u?
People's brains are something else.

Be there and be speaking Phuck! Phuck!! When the man don carry ur money waka.
Wetin carry u go there in the 1st place?

Ishilove:
See his strong face. This man is the type that as he is thrusting, all the veins in his neck and forehead will be popping out like he is hell bent on destroying the vagina. He has used preek to waste Mama Pelumi'e destiny

E bi like say u don see where the man de knack before?

If Osibanjo was made the president in the last elections (2019), things might be as bad as they are now.
The few times he was in charge, there was semblance of leadership.
Peter Obi of PDP or Osibanjo of APC can bring some changes.

The judicial has become as useless as the executive.
Why won't Nigeria be d bigest joke among comity of nations when the head of the executive could not tender his WAEC result while the head of the judicial is Babalawo.

I think I know this girl