₦airaland Forum

Ned the pussy hunter.

helinues:
I have been saying it... 2023 should be focused on our representives not president or state governors.

Senators, House of Rep members and state assembly are those who can make quick effect of changes only if credible are elected.

Even if the governor or president is a dumbo, active assembly should put things in order..

2023 Nigerians will still vote in devils. The politicians have mastered the strategy to deceive a greater percentage of the citizens during campaign. I am afraid 2023 won't be any better.

softset:
I still cant imagine how a man will have an erection while raping a child.

There should be firm laws put in place to deal with the perpetrators

That stuff down there has a mind of its own.

archdon:
He won't still make Man U any better.
Man U S*cks Chelsea Rocks

E pain am

Aliii:
How are we sure you are not being fooled again ,tomorrow we'd hear another headline ,sperm fooled scientist for 500 years ,sperm don't really spin dey roll

Or sperm don't really roll. But they twerk.

dukeprince50:
Well my most embarrassing moment came today.
Few weeks ago I had some few things(hope u understand) with a girl in my church, it got public and I denied having any affair with her, I was asked like 20times, I denied all even my Dad and pastor asked but today she opened up and told people. Jesus, right now I felt like committing suicide.

Its not like I am not matured enough to do it, I just felt embarrassed since I have been hiding it.

Can I insult you first.

Edeyoung:
Can i have one spoon of your hollow chaii


If me and this babe dey alone i gather my mind and that of my ancestors own join my own press d breast scatter, even put mouth sharply b4 she knw wetin dey sup, even if she dey land slap for my face i nor mind God!!!

Chaii her toto go sweet, soft brest

why won't the ladies accuse you of rape.

Entanglement indeed. Jada come and see your kind here.

Ned that pussy hunter is grinding this woman

QuantumR:
This is far from rape, her bra doesn't looks like it was forcely removed

So you know all the modus operandi.

The MAN gave HIS babe okro soup.

Go and drop the ram and collect sheep.

Go to hell

konjifide:
I am the kind of person with high sex drive even while at work place i do get hard on and to make matter worse ever since i and my ex parted ways 4 months back i had never have sex and relationship doesnt favour me.

so since then i always have wet dreams and always depressed due to lack of sex though i was able to keep controlling but dam when i woke up this morning my shorts were soaked with heavy loads of semen....
though i will never indulge in masturbation bcus i stopped it since last year...

so i wanna know is it the workout i do daily that makes me have high sex urge or should i reduce my daily exercise routine..

pls bcus i am already considering olosho quarters o since these ladies in my hood always disappoint me..

Can I insult you first before i help you?

sylve11:
We will get there 3099

By then this contraption might not exist.

Someone in Nigeria is topping the chat from bottom.

You even spot stains? Lead me to the bathroom I want to vomit

Nose like horse a$$

Reason I hate doing business with women.

MrOjay1:
Last friday evening, my friend in the hood called me on phone to inform me of a job opening in an ongoing construction site somewhere around Agbara (Lagos).

He told me the pay is 2,300 per day depending on if you were able to finish the day's job.

I told him i was interested (no choice for a broke man) and asked him when we are to leave for the place. He said we'll leave for Agbara the next day early in the morning to get there on time and start with others.

'No wahala', I said.

We set off the next morning and got there before 7 or thereabouts. When the supervisor saw me said, 'oboy as you dey lenge lenge (slim) like this, you sure say you go fit do this kind work so??'

I told him i could. Shey no be my mates dey do am?

I started the work which was carrying mixed concrete and sand up into the second floor of the building.

The work no easy o. I wan die true to God but i just chinned up and continued. I worked like this till afternoon.

My body was telling me to stop but i continued being that i wanted my full pay for the day then something happened.

As i was climbing up the scaffolded stairs, my limbs had become weak and my eyes dazed, i had no energy left again to climb up to the second floor so while trying to muster up energy as i climbed, I mis-stepped my footings and was about falling off the stairs down to the ground laden with bamboo, nails, stones and co far below but was saved by the hand of another worker coming up the stairs behind me. He had already noticed my fatigue and signs of faint feeling.

My headpan had already crashed down the ground.

I wonder what would have happened to me. Probably would have died.

The supervisor heard of it and was furious, lambasting me saying,' shebi i tell you say you no fit do this work? Na so you for put me for trouble.Oya dey go house now now, he said as he put his hands in his pocket and brought out 1400 as my payment.

I protested and demanded my full payment but he wasn't listening and was threatening to call the police.

I left the place, went home and used half the money to treat the sprain and pains i was feeling all over my body.

You are a lazy dude. That's all I can say.

He is not the father of those kids.

corruption.

This is certainly not my business

No wonder this drunk mistress is always misbehaving

Palema007:
Nawa ooooo. Illiteracy is a disease! Something oyinbo people dey cherish.

The man is not oyinbo. so don't compare him with them.

Chinese chop sticks

joinnow:
It looks like he did not see the nipple cos its too small and the future was blink according to the facial expression

Bleak

Better remain single. Don't bring calamity to innocent men.

Nbotee:
Abeggi make we hear word!!! Violence from who? All of U saying it beta not b and hoping it's a rumour, what will U or anyone do? Let's jus stop making noise for d sake of talking jare...

That's how they will be shouting 2023 and will end up voting another devil into office.