₦airaland Forum

Fashola is the leader of the gang.

Princecalm:
This is someone that understands the economy speaking and not the clueless one who keeps Naira unstable.

this one has been brainwashed.

Twaci:
Am getting two cartons of this.

That way I'll be safe from NL guys

have u been rapped before?

What was he thinking. Trying to protect the hon. Thief? That will forget him after being. Elected?

FastShipping:
Major General Muhammadu Buhari standing in the front with Brigadier General Sani Abacha standing behind him.

Buhari had the chance to promote himself to full star General but did not. The man Buhari is an epitome of HONESTY. He believes in merit. IBB and Abacha promoted themselves to full star general the moment they seized power.

ur senses are on vacation I swear.

EdCure:
Every Nigerian in his/her right senses should support Buhari in this election.

ur brain is on holiday

Segeggs:
Typing...


Use and dump, as usual

Majority of them will travel back to alaigbo for easter and won't be back for the gubernatorial election, leaving agbaje hanging.








Nairaland final year EXAM

Question:

What is JK

Answer:

JK is OK............. WRONG!!!

Correction:



JK is Just Kidding

u thinks igbos are lazy like u yorubas. They will come bck for business. agbaya.

vision2050:
eleyin ijapa, it look like tortoise.
if you get dis in 80s women go dey follow like ants wry dey follow sugar.
Abeg let vote for Buhari na one week remain
by the special grace of God Buhari will be the president
like if you believe

u lack vision

joystickextendr:
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Meanwhile are u having problems with your joystick size or having premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature

yes mine is over size. Can u reduce it?

Nairalandi:
Abeg wetin Otu-Ocha mean for Efik

means nothing.

Op do u know what a car is.

Hotstew:
You shd have endeavored to slap him back. By doing that, he will never forget you. Your foolishness knows no bounds.

no wonder u named urself hot stew

Freest:
Thanks Boss. Its good to hear from someone that has same experience. Maybe I'll just keep my calm. but staying, i don't think i can bear anymore. will just hv to move

if u move. What of ur mum. Ur dad may kill her o. Stay put and tidy up things as guy. Don't flee from responsibilities.

udz:
U are in ur late 20's, then ur Dad FUCKD UP. He doesnt have respect for U yet. try and earn ur respect not by fighting him. Give him a good dose of silent treatment, move out frm his cmfort zone. Bet me, in just 2 months, he will start complaining to every dick and harry to call U and ask why? He wouldnt want to come out open and beg U. Guy am talking from experience.

poor advice

JeffreyJamez:
Na you make mistake na...... if I were you,the moment he slapped my mum,he had lost that respect and na as e dey hot I go yarn am scores.... if e do anyhow e sef go collect anyhow... what non-sense!!....

Anyways..... if he has a car,break windscreen and tear the tire..... and tell him you did it! For every slap your mom collects, damage one personal item of his that is precious to him...e go learn quick.

blood of God. This guy is from a broken home

Freest:
i didn't get him angry as he was angry before i even got there. I only went to appeal to him. by the way am more angrier and wanna move out today. But need to teach him a moral lesson before leaving hence d need for this advice

forget it son.

iyatrustee:
He needs to be castrated. his joystick used for barbeque to prevent numerous other ladies from falling prey to him.


Any man that cannot face the consequenses of his actions deserve no joystick at all!

what was she doing wit a married man. Am sure u must be dating a married man too. Urs is coming soon.

afuye:
WOMEN WILL NEVER LEAVE MARRIED MEN ALONE...CHAI THERE IS GOD OOO




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SAI bUHARI

frozen brain

Justfollowit:
You would also need to practice

I used to finish the New General Mathematics within two weeks each summer holiday

And I simply go over them again with the syllabus when school resumes

for ur mind. Liar.

kestolove95:
Who send u?..pdp or gej himself?

assuming late williams was ur dad. Will u have the mind to post what u just posted?

byrron:
Hope APC owners will also report their apc fanatical violent gullible miscreants on this video to ICC too?

Topics like this will never get to the front page because NL mods are ............

apc supporters. Berem number one.

DaZion:
I dnt knw d reason y gals luv asking stupid questions...
One of my Gf called me recently and asked..
"Are you thinking about me"?...

u say one of your.

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] ibo man chop akpu finish begin dey see double. rip little gir
wetin dey vex me pass na their egusi soup
ate one last week and till now av not been able to eat anything
why scatter fish head and bone inside your tasteless soup. are we cats? [/size]

this comment must be from a yoruba fellow.

Who ever place a ban on me again in this site will undergo a broken marriage. Moderator be warned.

driand:
who cares

who is this ram

Mother's day. Pls guys try and make some girls become mothers.

Iamsynord:
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

the arm pit.

Tolexander:
mama Peace wouldn't have the liver to do such cos of the insecurity running in her vein.

do u know u are a f00l.

Controlled:
dis clueless houseboy....has reduced presidency to comedy n disgraceful conduct.... smh@janadaft...see ur life muumuu....

u are going too far. Calling him that shows that ur whole family are mumu too.

Iyalasisi:
He will gladly sell his soul to d devil just to remain in power, but GOD pass am

how do u know. Mouth like bicycle spoke.

cococandy:
So he put the same peniss he uses to make love to his wife into a dirty mad woman.
*Goosebumps

Sometimes I see some very very dirty mad women with huge bellies and I wonder who had enough desensitization to climb those women.

its spiritual penniss.