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Guilty my a.s.s

[quote author=don_femzy]na so jor my sis thunder fire ur anus too[/quote]in whose name? Satan i guess

DankemzI: So After graduating from secondary school, what happens? Is the scholarship till tertiary level?? Probably Uniben?. Nigeria has a long way to go... When in the western world CIA,FBI,SWAT etc, will be rushing to train,educate,recruit de boy

ur OS is running on window 95. So slow.

Confusionist: U av been eating good food in Lagos o!
If u like, wen u grow a bit older, join Nairaland, join the bigots and start abusing Lagos and callin us parasites! Na same same!

Na that our pepper wey u eat for lagos go judge una

u must be an !diot for typing that rubb!sh

Yungwizzzy: I jes love UNIBEN

who asked u

WildChild00: When extortion is in the blood, what den happens?

drain the blood

alpha conde: What time did the bible say we will see things like this?

on the eve of end time

Op stop spending our currency if u r convinced its demonic

booqee: Dem be crazy robbers for dat edo state. Can't wait to end my service.

end it today. They wil cum up wit another trick u never imagined

earthrealm: wow though as much........same thing nearly happened to my wife n i..between agbor and benin..........almost within a 19km distance...various people were waving that our tire is dancing {usually the tire near the bush - front passenger].....against my better judgement..i heeded to my wifes request that we shud stop ...we stopped after the 5th person waved us.....i came out to inspect...didnt hear/see anything.......but the person that waved us..got to the tire side b4 me..and when i got there i noticed a thick dark liquid oozing from the rotor/brake side................from my knowledge of cars...i knew a thick black fluid has no bizness coming from my front tire...as only grease [from the axle] is supzed to be there...or maybe brake fluid...........so i suspected foul play immediately and zoomed off..........he was directing me to 1 filling station that we just passed...that i shud manage to take the car there...that a mechanic will fix it............

thank God for my quick wits and car knowledge...we wud hv fallen prey to those people...who knows they could even add kidnapping to armed robbery

u wil never say the truth. Tel us they robbed u. The op claimed to be smart and u claimed that too

precosmos1: Please be warned about robbers in disguise of mechanics along okada/ehkiadolor road.

I was a victim today, thanks be to God almighty.They operate thus: a guy on a bike will be driving one way towards okada and will be waving at you that your front tyre is shaking, if u ignore him,another person will stand like 1 kilometer ahead and will still do the same sign to you. Like five of them did this to me after one kilometer apart.

I was now force to stop close to a police checking point close to ehkiadolor, beside a vulcanizer stand, immediately the guy came to me that my front tyre is waving,and asked if I had jack,unknowing to me when I was bringing out my jack from my boot,he poured a black oil into the tyre and immediately he came to me that I should come and see the oil coming out of the tyre,though I didn't know about this trick,thank God for my mechanic that I called,he was the who opened up all these tricks to me,he said that has been their way along that axis,that they were formally operating at ore,but the community at ore had to wage war against them,so they have now migrated to okada/ehkiadolor axis.

Guys you need to see the way they were calling supposed parts sellers to come with different parts,amounting to #36,000. Thank God I first of all called my mechanic,he told me that I should just tell them to couple it back that I want to manage it to benin to park pending when I will have money.

After telling them this,they will insist that the tyre will pull on the way and it will cost me a furtune to toll the car to my destination,I just used wisdom to beg one of them to help me couple it back,and I gave him #1000. That was how I drove out of there midst,on getting to custom check point at ehkiadolor,custom guys stopped me for my custom papers,so I just chipped my ordeal to them,immediately they screamed that hope I didn't fall to their scam.

Please read and alert your love ones to stay away from this highway rubbers. MOD please take this to front page.

must u beg the mod to take ur story to the front page?

demelza: Op you are totally right especially the submission aspect. Once my pastor start preaching that rubbish about enduring everything a man does in the name of him being the head, I just blank him out.

so shall ur life remain blank. Soon u wil start searching 4 a blank husband. If am guilty mods pls ban me.

I dont nid comp sc. I operate my lappy alone without the certificate. Just kidding.

sylve11: a dstv decoder and not even ur bre@st in hand that worths over 20 in brazzier? is bre@st not a better companion to dstv decoder?

wit that decorder por.n wil be available too.

buchito1: k

u must be that !diot. Must u quote everything?

SimonAndal:
See what those in power caused. After they will tell students not to give up on Nigeria. NIGERIA CAUSED THIS. Had the country been liveable, stuff like this wouldn't happen.
Nothing works in this shithole! Even to post this frustrated me to no end because of network ish.

that !diot must be ur relative .4rm the way ur reason am convince he is ur uncle

princesammmy: please who is Oledepo? if i say islam is related to illitracy now d mod will ban me

guy people who spend 99.9% of their lives going round wit cows. Wil always think lyk cows. Thats Islam 4 u

abes: Your office is your business, being a CEO is different from being an elected personnel. Technology? you mean a state should be run on Skype? project inspection on Facebook? etc?

ur thinking capacity is so low keyed. Dont u know wat ICT is ment 4. Or u think is all about typing crap on nairaland. Am sure u dont even own a computer that runs on window 95.

fingard02k: My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently
accepted.
2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok,
Pastor:May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush
you and your family like a moving train, faster than the
speed of light in Jesus name.
Me: pastor thunder fire you!

have u lost ur navigation? Go to the jokes section and spil that trash of urs

crbc.

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OP is an !diot[/quote]ban dis !diot

SHAIBU LIAR: I am in love with our pastor,s wife

liar acording to ur name

end time platform

ritababe: I love her so much, she is my role modern.
Good luck gene baby

role what!!

alpha conde: The op is looking for banks with most good looking staff, if he was looking for the banks with best service he would have said so. So just answer what u are asked or shut up.
If you cant shut up smash ur phone.

u are even browsing wit phone. Nokia 3310 i guess

segzyj: I will go for Zenith

who told u that.

Decapo: End time tinzzz.......Mukina where are u? Come and ban me

wat has that got to do wit end time.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]It's not the lack of men that's the issue i think, it's the lack of 'marriageable' men.


Men are scarce, boys are plentiful [/quote]another victim. Stay there til u clock 37. E be lyk say the 37 sef na half of ur age.

lertee: Good men are scarce,the ones ready for marriage are very few,the unserious rotten ones have taken over the society,may God help the good women around. I thank God for me sha

as if u r not rotten