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TOPCRUISE:
What could make the us schedule visa interview for me a 11 months which is almost a year after applying for student visa. I still don't why my case is different.

Just keep checking your cgi profile, closer dates would open up and you can pick from it.

Oluh:
Good morning everyone. Please I want to know if one can use another bank statement to get the I-20 form if the original isn’t ready and then the original one at the embassy for interview. Please respond to this, I’m at crossroads right now. Please anyone should respond to this. I really need to know.

Yes you can use different bank statements for I20 and at the embassy. The embassy wouldn't even ask for the account you used to collect your I20. It's none of their business, they'd simply ask for your SOA, simple.

Gent2nice:
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Pls what do I need to do?

Just go take the passport at a normal computer service center. They know the quality already once you tell them it's for US Visa, they'd even test it on the website for you once they're done taking your passport photograph.

temibanks:
Hello House,

I have uploaded multiple CVs on my Uni-assist. I understand that I cannot delete already uploaded documents. How will uni-assist know the right CV I wanted to submit? or Is there another option to exclude excess documentation for an application?

Just upload an updated one. Uni-assist would always use the most recently uploaded of any two documents.

Gbege

What are we pushing together?

Nigerians and their unyielding whims to copy the westerners

bukynkwuenu:
Africans are 30years backwards

northern Nigerians are 80years backwards

while being a Muslim sets a northerner 100years backwards

But the Emir who is 100years backward cos he's a northerner and a muslim is still better than you in all ramifications especially education. How many years backward does that leave you?

14. We now call on Mrs. Somebody to give us the closing prayer and…

Party eyaf finish. Lemme carry my bag and go, call me next time

visit https://safoorahspace./ to get more of rib-cracking jokes

13. And the energy came from above! Divine energy for dancing!

I must collect prize for best dancer

12. Then you start eating away your life. (Bhet why, Uncle?)

I was hungry three times na!

11. Then all of a sudden, God came to the rescue!

And you never h’expererit! Chisos is Lor! The Lor is gooood! The food is here!

10. Then you can no longer take the torture again and you start a solidarity movement.

Some people are suffering in this parry! There’s corruption everywhere in Nigeria even in Owanbes! This is barbarism and nepotism of the highest order! We can no longer take it!

9. Then you see a server/waiter staring at you across the table

Heeyyzz! Mr. Man, eez like you wish to be unfortunate in life abi? Are you suffering from night-blindness? Can’t you manage toh see this barren table?

8. Then your situation gets out of hands, first-class hunger catches you

Bhet what is my offence God?! Kuku kill me na! This suffering is too much!

7. Then you see the people on the next table eating happily

I do not understand this oh, are we not human beings too?

6. Then a party beggar approaches you (Aunty, please epp me).

Ifa slap you, you go evaporate! A hungry man is an angry man, my fren!

5. After two hours of looking, FOOD hasn’t reached your side yet…

Don’t mess with us, we bought the complete aso-ebi including shoes and bags

4. And then, you start taking selfies and posting updates about the party

I cannot coman go and die

3. Then you see the hosts whispering to one another

What are these ones saying laidis? Don’t coman tell me that meat has finished o!

2. When you first get to the party acting all posh, cool, calm and collected

We are the VIP people, put some respek on it plix

So, it happens that I’m so in love with my fellow Nigerians and their funny ways, God knows! LOL. Have you ever been to a Nigerian party or owanbe as it is widely called before? If yes, you would have experienced some funny struggles and hustle for food at some, especially the ones that the caterers/servers are literally angry with all the guests and refuse to serve people or those ones that are planning to loot all the party goodies thereby restraining the proper circulation of food.

1. When you get a call from your friend informing you that there is a party to attend

Ooshey! Your head is there!

udy4real:
Shut that trap u call a mouth,don't u ever compare Jesus Christ with a mere man

And Jesus's christ is your God that came out between the two legs of a woman, abi. Think my friend! you were given the grey matter for a purpose

MagicBishop:
They can never be in total agreement other than in killing non Muslims.

Lunar tables are as accurate as ever and can be gotten from the free access public domain from sites like NASA.

Useles follow follow almajiris who do not even know their religion

...and here you are thinking you've conjured a beautiful writeup just to showcase your ignorance.
Firstly, Who do you think the lunar calendar belongs to, Christians? Kindly help your ignorance and do some research on the source of the names of each month.
Secondly, does your so-called peaceful religion teaches you to address other religions by being abuse? I'd rather be an atheist than to join that kind of religion.
Thirdly. It's a thing of pride, to count our days in accordance with the celestial body as we're being ordered to, than to merely guess and put up some assumed month.
And pls, are you sure Jesus christ was even born on the 25th of December? Cos most Christians even reject that claim. I pray may you be rightly guided out of your conspicuous midguidance

And you don't think most Nigerian cars don't have handbrake?

Around the hour of 19.00, a container trailer took one way and caused all these. I can't even explain this much, this is so scary. These two guys had their heads crushed by the trailer, they were on a bike.
May God save us from a painful death

But why should ones personal assignment be greater than the love for ones dear country? Even when FFK knows GMB is our best shot, he still canvassed for vote against him. Na God go save human race o

Keep the comments rolling in please

Their secrets are revealed, their dreams are surreal.. GMB till God knows when