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Am i suppose to help just one person or all ?
100m has hands !! I thought money didn't had any hands which is why it rolls around.

..the bed looks comfy.

FriedPlantain:
In a mental institution at Yaba a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Mumuni what are you doing?" Mumuni replies, "Driving to Abuja!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Mumuni's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Mumuni, how you doing?" Mumuni says, "I just arrive in Abuja" Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Mumuni's room and goes across the hall into Musa's room and finds Musa sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Musa what are you doing!" Musa says, "I'm screwing Mumuni's wife while he's away in Abuja!"





FriedPlantain

hahaha i allmost fell down laughing.

This is me >>

this is me >>

hahaha this will only encourage more urine showers from people.

EbolaParasite:
Actually, no plane has "crushed" in over 500 years.

oops i meant crash

This is Complete madness. I pity for the women & hope she gets her justice by law. And if law isn't capable of doing anything I wish there is a afterlife and she comes back to haunt them.

I think these rapist need a "necklacing" treatment. Parasites like these should be eliminated immediately

I just had my food and clicked on this..

This is real for sure ... i have seen em in Tv and internet as well. China is a weird place.

I can't seem to understand this if they were ritualist why did they took money from someone ? from what i have seen so far ritualist are only focused on gaining higher supernatural power, they do not kill for money they only kill for power!

R.I.P to the girl.

I hope gods gives her family strength during this hard times.

Omen100:
please wait for him to come to Nigeria and help us fight corruption that is killing both the government and the church for you.

For me ? Are u crazy or just high? .

With a release of little hot steam from her steam engine, this girl can easily melt all the ice cream.

I would have done the exact same thing. I mean don't u see how many planes have crushed in recent days.

I find nothing wrong with the pic. The baby seems to be comfortable and in deep sleep. I like how innovative this mother is.

I Feel bad for the snake.

Actually its not wrong i am sure his stooges have tasted him. He has mistakenly spoken the truth people, stop laughing at him.

The 5th point really surprised me. Oh My God that would be a mirricle that i would not wanna miss.

Personally i feel Isis is the mask of CIA & Mossad , both of them are working for the western interest particularly US & Isreal interest .These 2 have a long history of spreading false propaganda and lies . And i don't know if its just me or others feel it or not but almost all the beheading videos of journalist from last few month looks fake ! u wanna know why ? because i have seen lots of beheading videos but i have never seen videos in which the extremest censor the beheading like they are doing from last few month all they show is a guy holding a knife and the victim is on his knees then some messages appear and jut after the messages are over u see the victim with his head off ! what happened in the middle why wont u show the entire video where u cut his head ? i don't know why but that just doesn't seem to be the style of the extremest . it could be special effects ?

I believe US is desperately trying to maintain its position of a world leader, but even US knows it that the days of american domination are about to end with rise of nations like china Russia & India .

I believe Egypt has the most powerful Army in Africa , but that being said i dont think the size of any army matters ! what matter is how well the soldiers are trained & equipped .

Dexter
Hannibal
Gotham
Penny dreadful
Big bang theory

bang bang you're dead

Rightly said .
And i wish blind religious sheeps open there eyes to this , because if this kind of people start to represent god then i'm guessing its gonna cause huge disputes even riots . Its always these godly people who start the fire & common innocent people get burned because of it .

Its good to see pope speak so bravely but i just hope its not just a speech or dialog , i hope he takes some action as well .

Hah all this maths is giving me nausea. i hate maths

headache

Its amazing how obama says these things in public with straight face when majority of people have started to realize his hidden agenda . Anyone who does not realize that IsIS is backed up by CIA and Mossad is just a delusional sleep .

hahaha ....its awesome ...never saw this so carefully .