saintdennis:


You're not bini... shatap!

Bini girls head correct...they don't behave like agberos . Mtcheeew

Exmarte:
Less than a week on nl and Op wan dy form badAss advisory council? Better pray make dem no get ur own time too.

sinaj:
he should ask sinaj what

2BB4CB3E:
Now you expect me to exchange words with you dude what you did was stupid learn! i have nothing against you! have a good day!

bolaji3071:
As an SSCE holder, and a holder of Diploma in Ict and graphics certificate from a reputable computer institution.

I saw an advert here on Nairaland for a secretary/ computer Operator.. So I quickly send my cv to the provided email address not knowing that the job was for BSc holders with a good knowledge in corel-draw and not for an SSCE holder with a good knowledge in corel-draw. If I had known that too I wouldn't have bothered applying. But as a desperate young guy in my early twenties that is in need of a job in order to save money to further my education I quickly apply for the job.



So yesterday I got a text message for an interview that will hold that same day, I then called the number in the message to confirm and to know the kind of job I applied for, after confirming I then prepared and went for the interview that would hold on Lagos Island, though I stay in Somolu but I was not bothered about the distance as I thought that Lagos Island jobs pay are higher than those on the mainland.


I got to the interview venue and I also saw a lot of people that came for that same interview, Bsc holders, Hnd, Nd but I was the only ssce holder present in the interview venue. Interview started by 11am but most people where sent out of the venue because they have no Corel- draw knowledge, though they have knowledge of MS Office package but the job requires one with good graphics designing knowledge.

So it go to my turn. I tendered my CV to the manager, he then asked me what I can do as an SSCE holder, and I told him all I can do with Corel-draw and ms office package as a computer operator, the Manager then ask me to wait for them to test me. I waited and I did the test so after the test I was told to come back today.

I went there today again for another test which I did, was the told by the HR to drop my credentials that she would call me.

I left the interview venue and when I got home I got a call from the HR that they have gone through my credentials an application and that they are willing to consider me for the job but I should come back to the office again, though I didn't feel good about going back because of the #300 t-fare am going to use again in this hard Nigeria economy. But at least I was happy, thanking God that have finally got a good job that will pay me well on the Island. When I go to the office I was tested again this time it was about typing on word and designing on corel-draw but I did it anyway.

We now got to the issue of salary, I was asked about my salary expectation, I told them to pay me according to the company's salary standard for that job position but they insist I mentioned the amount, I now told them am expecting nothing less than 30k but the HR said 30k is too much.

Note: I will still have to transport myself to work everyday with #300, not to talk of feeding and other expenses.


I then asked the HR how much they are willing to pay, she then said 20k...


I will have to transport myself, eat, and all inside 20k..too bad...Though they asked me to come back tomorrow if am interested so i can start work on Monday.. But I don't think am going to go.

It would have been better if #300 daily t-fare was not part of the job.

So Nairalanders can you do this kind of job/have you done this kind of job before.. Please how do you cope or save money?





Cc: Lalasticlala , Zaragal

Bustybee:
https://insidify.com/discovery/expect-the-best-prepare-for-the-worst-what-to-do-before-you-lose-your-job.

So, I heard that a branch of an oil and gas company closed up it's Abuja branch recently. I didn't know how to react to the news because I didn't want to blame the company (I mean, we're in a recession). But I also didn't know what to do with the thoughts that were running through my mind; what will the staff do? What preparations did they make for them? What compensation will they get? And then I thought, maybe they got a heads up, but really, is there anything like that?

If you're like me, and you believe there's nothing like a heads up, you prolly have an exit plan already. But if you believe you'll get a warning and you don't have an exit plan, then you need to step back and have a rethink, because if you’re in a paid employment by someone that’s not you, you’ll need an exit plan.

An exit plan doesn’t mean you leave your employer stranded. On the other hand it’s more of understanding from the day you were employed that the system is not designed to make you prosper, rather you must capitalize on the system and bring out your success.

Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ll like to say that companies sometimes, to improve performance or productivity, periodically review and adjust their business plans and processes. Hence, the emergence of new capital, changes in ownership, or changing economic circumstances can often lead to re-organization and restructuring within a company. So, it is not uncommon for job losses to result, and in some cases it may be the only way for a company to move forward and thrive.

Thing is, as employees, we fail to realize that there are other stakeholders, in fact, the ultimate stakeholders are the shareholders / business owners.

What to do?

Continue reading here... https://insidify.com/discovery/expect-the-best-prepare-for-the-worst-what-to-do-before-you-lose-your-job.

laikas:
wetin dis one dey talk, cos u're male. u guys are so annoyin.

sben2308:




Bro I support u 132℅ because am a living testimony to this.How do I mean ,there is this lady I love like die more than anything but imagine she started saying am disturbing her ,not giving her peace of mind , am choking her and so on.I earn 40k den o and will give her 5k as pocket money every month and still she ask for more later .
Only to find out that her previous boyfriend and she has started dating .I didn't know cuz I really luv her .I cried ,begged her but she said she wanted space for a while .
I gave her and silently we parted but I tell u now wen she had my story has change and d asshole has dumped her sorry ass .She chokes me with calls n SMS like .
Now she calls me more than my fiancee self ,see SMS msgs from her like .


My advise to this OP is u dont know wat u have until u av lost it .And it pays to be in a relationship with a guy who lives u more than anything cuz its a rare gift .......

#sben

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DanielTheGeek:


Don't mind him Jarey, he probably still uses arrays rather than literals...fu***ng procedural douche-bag.

ukorsimplicity:


You are joking about " PHP is best used for little project"

PHP powers WordPress, Facebook and expression engine : hope you know this.

Have you seen what php 7 can do? Php7 addresses all this issued talk about here.

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Sabaugo:
OK. Thanks dear, I have added you on whatsapp.

Queensly123:
Still open

seunoni34:

But Facebook & wordpress still run on php. How they manage to scale their apps despite the limitations?

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Sabaugo:
I am a graduate studied Accounting in one of the polytechnic. I have a son I gave birth to in my teenage and he will be going to ss1 this September. I am a single mother but what I earn doesn't sustain us again. Please my good co-nairaland help in any way you can connect me with salary of thirty-five thousand and above to train him. Your advice and insult are welcome. Thanks.

Philomath1212:

what a very Behind cover letter!