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Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by blacksta(m): 9:25am On Aug 02, 2009
General Manager of Abia State Environmental Protection Agency (ASEPA), Dr. Cosmos Ndukwe, has raised the alarm over health implications of consuming goats roasted with tyres.

According to him, the act could cause cancer, kidney problems and madness, among others.

Speaking when members of the executive of Correspondents Chapel of Abia State Council of Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) paid him a visit in his office in Umuahia, Ndukwe said efforts were on to relocate slaughterers from Aba river and to stop them from using tyres to roast goats killed in the area, because of its grave health hazards.

He also complained that despite repeated warnings, the slaughterers still roast killed animals with imported tyres, thereby contaminating the meats with heavy metals such as lead, which he said could hardly be removed through boiling.

He also said the agency had reduced discharging of effluents into the river by 70 per cent, saying slaughterers operating in the area needed to be relocated to achieve total eradication of water polution.

Ndukwe also said ASEPA would embark on intensive public enlightenment to save the state from the menace of electronic waste (e-waste) with its attendant environment pollution.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/02082009/news/news9.html

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Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by blacksta(m): 9:26am On Aug 02, 2009
Nigeria - Land of Comedy -  So some people bbq goats with Michellin tyres  - na wo


no wonder it has that rubbery taste.

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Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Busybody2(f): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2009
Thread should be taken seriously, but its very hard not to laugh
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Thor(m): 9:33am On Aug 02, 2009
Who in their right mind would roast a goat with tires?

Oh, I forgot it's Nigeria grin grin grin
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by blacksta(m): 10:06am On Aug 02, 2009
Thor:

Who in their right mind would roast a goat with tires?

Oh, I forgot it's Nigeria grin grin grin



Million Dollar question .
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 11:43am On Aug 02, 2009
It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Kobojunkie: 2:31pm On Aug 02, 2009
roflmao!!!!!!!!
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 2:36pm On Aug 02, 2009
No wonder millions of nigerians don mad finish.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by kshow1(m): 2:49pm On Aug 02, 2009
Haba, i think the slaughterers are already suffering from madness that is why they roast goats with tires.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by bawomolo(m): 2:52pm On Aug 02, 2009
Tudór:

It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.

i refuse to believe anyone roasts meat with acid.

I won't put anything past Nigerians though.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Nobody: 3:00pm On Aug 02, 2009
Of course that was only a joke.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 3:04pm On Aug 02, 2009
Tudór:

It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.
doesnt acid eat up flesh?

Acid? i assume you experienced that before for you to pass it as fact.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 3:41pm On Aug 02, 2009
Conc acid eats flesh not weak acids.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 3:54pm On Aug 02, 2009
Tudór:

Conc acid eats flesh not weak acids.

so after the 'weak' acid roasts it. people eat it and it doesnt roast their digestive tract as well? oh i forgot they rince off the acid before eating it right?
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 3:58pm On Aug 02, 2009
Acid does not roast rather it's some sort of flavoring.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2009
can you please help me back up your claims with facts, source of info. research result. i'll take a wikipedia entry. anything.

your postulation has migrated from ". . . roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid" to the acid is used as flavor. im not a science major but i assume acid, just like water doesnt have smell or taste and it not capable of acting as vinegar to clean/detox or maggi to flavor.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Jakumo(m): 4:23pm On Aug 02, 2009
Diners please note that the only known way to neutralize the burnt tire poisons is to inhale generous amounts of intoxicating Kano gutter fumes before and after eating any tire-smoked goat meat.

Futhermore, ONLY Pirelli or Michellin tires are acceptable fuel for this delicate cooking modality.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2009
must_a_far:

can you please help me back up your claims with facts, source of info. research result. i'll take a wikipedia entry. anything.

your postulation has migrated from ". . . roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid" to the acid is used as flavor. im not a science major but i assume acid, just like water doesnt have smell or taste and it not capable of acting as vinegar to clean/detox or maggi to flavor.
Your definately ignorant . . .too bad for you.
Chem 101- Acid + Base = salt
maggi is a form of salt. .go figure!
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 4:47pm On Aug 02, 2009
sure im ignorant, thats why i ask your space astronaut non ignorant self to enlighten me, u still havent said how acid flavors meat though.

Your definately ignorant . . .too bad for you.
Chem 101- Acid + Base = salt
maggi is a form of salt. .go figure!

salt is an ingredient used in making maggi, doesnt make maggi salt.

grin can anyone who knows please help me out. im trying to learn here and dude is not helping. . .
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by TippyTop(m): 4:52pm On Aug 02, 2009
It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.

How come we have more mad people in the south than the north? I wondered when religion and ethnicity would be brought into it, haha!! mad men never fail to disappoint.

Ewu Roflmao
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 4:57pm On Aug 02, 2009
must_a_far:

sure im ignorant, thats why i ask your space astronaut non ignorant self to enlighten me, u still havent said how acid flavors meat though.

Dude. Thats why they invented the internet. Use it!

salt is an ingredient used in making maggi, doesnt make maggi salt.

grin can anyone who knows please help me out. im trying to learn here and dude is not helping. . .
I'm sure you're not blind.
I stated maggi is a form of salt. Shine your eyes.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2009
Tippy Top:

How come we have more mad people in the south than the north?
And this is based on extensive research and meticulous statistics gathering by you, right?
  I wondered when religion and ethnicity would be brought into it, haha!!
Ethnicity?seriously man, you need help
mad men never fail to disappoint.

Ewu  Roflmao

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Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2009
ur use of those words wont help me. maggi is a form of salt the same way orange juice is a form of water abi. anyway i have been convinced that acid is used to flavor meat. which acid do i need to flavor my bbq this evening? any suggestions? maggi?

but its funny how you make your own postulations and pass them as fact yet you question someone who claims that there are more mad men in the south than north. you ask him where his facts are from. but on his behalf, i'll respond to u in ur own words [size=14pt]"Dude. Thats why they invented the internet. Use it!"[/size]
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by spikedcylinder: 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2009
Jakumo:

Futhermore, ONLY Pirelli or Michellin tires are acceptable fuel for this delicate cooking modality.

Hey, watch it! I know people who'll take major offense to this. angry
grin cheesy grin
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Michael13(m): 5:25pm On Aug 02, 2009
we might as well be eating drinking hot rubber grin
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by biopat(m): 5:36pm On Aug 02, 2009
Up Naija, Nigerians will always look 4 shortcut.Thank God i don't eat goat!!!
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by remoranger(m): 5:38pm On Aug 02, 2009
wonders shall never end
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by Tudor6(f): 5:38pm On Aug 02, 2009
must_a_far:

ur use of those words wont help me. maggi is a form of salt the same way orange juice is a form of water abi.
Wrong! The same way orange juice is a form of LIQUID.
Make sensible analogies pls.
anyway i have been convinced that acid is used to flavor meat. which acid do i need to flavor my bbq this evening? any suggestions? maggi?
Good for you!
You could put in an A.bomb for all i care.
but its funny how you make your own postulations and pass them as fact yet you question someone who claims that there are more mad men in the south than north. you ask him where his facts are from. but on his behalf, i'll respond to u in ur own words [size=14pt]"Dude. Thats why they invented the internet. Use it!"[/size]
Unlike lazy you i did my homework and wen't searching for the figures. Unfortunately i got none. . .thats why i asked if the study was conducted by him. You never know,do you?
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by mustafar1: 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2009
Tudór:

Wrong! The same way orange juice is a form of LIQUID.
Make sensible analogies pls.Good for you!You could put in an A.bomb for all i care
.Unlike lazy you i did my homework and wen't searching for the figures. Unfortunately i got none. . .thats why i asked if the study was conducted by him. You never know,do you?

lol, u r this smart yet you make such a statement as the one below. i guess you also didnt publish the reports of your research. cos if you did i wouldnt have asked u to help me navigate the www to where you put those hidden facts

Tudór:

It figures!
During ramadan celebrations these muslims roast goat meat with both tyres, fire wood and acid. . . .no wonder they start demonstrating craze forming Boko haram and co.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by trustonyi: 5:44pm On Aug 02, 2009
Hope goat slaughters in other states are aware of this cos i guess most of them roast with tyres shocked
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by bootycall(f): 5:55pm On Aug 02, 2009
This is not funny at all.Hope they spread the news to Butchers in various cities.
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by ibelab(m): 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2009
no wonder i dey always get high any time i eat goat meat. cheesy(RUBBER NOWOOO!!!)Fot those analysts out there lipsrsealed

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